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>He's never been to Japan but wants to be Japanese
>Just because

top lel.

>> No.10527137

I want to fuck your mother

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Top lel!

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Top leling

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lel buckets incoming

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otaku lel

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>Otaku

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>Otakus

>> No.10527208

>>10527201

If that arrow actually lead back to 2006 I would fucking jump into it without a second thought

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>being otaku

>> No.10527216

Japanophiles who obsess excessively over anything even slightly Japanese and glorify every anime and Final Fantasy game as masterpieces, regardless of how bad they are.

In truth, these unwanted lot of nerds will typically have an identity crisis, delusional in that they believe they are "Japanese inside" but born in the wrong body. They have no shame in abandoning their own culture for one that obsesses in whale killing and repugnant fetishes, but they will swear up and down on the "superiority" of it. They will usually buy pocky, a Japanese snack, and other Japanese food while using chop sticks exclusively to eat their food, believing that this will make them more Japanese. Though this will of course never happen, much to their dismay.

The natural habitat of a weeaboo usually consists of places OTI such as Gaia, anime forums, and even deviantArt. Outside of their rooms filled with anime posters, figurines, and other annoying merchandise that their families are ashamed of knowing about, they can be found at Anime conventions, fan clubs, or your local Panda Express (though your typical weeb is unaware of the cultural differences of Eastern Asians). Additionally, weebs are prone to excessive emoticon usage, mainly of those used by the Japanese. They also happen to combine speaking in English (or any other language) with Japanese dialect, with many of them speaking Japanese poorly. Most of which happen to use honorifics, so you can expect them using "-chan" or "-kun" when addressing people, because it's just so kawaii. The weeaboo will seek out anything that looks anime-like and watch it compulsively, pepper their sentences with Japanese words, be generally socially inept and shove Japanese emoticons and anime quotes in every sentence.

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>otakuslol

>> No.10527220

The only possible reason I would want to be Japanese is so that I wouldn't have to learn Japanese.

And since they have English classes as well, I'd not only know as much English as I do now, but Japanese as well.

>> No.10527222

wow expert trolling from epic /b/ros. Too bad while giggling at your le rebbit level trolling you dont realize that nobody on /jp/ wants to be japanese.

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otaku

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>poser 4chan wapanese

>> No.10527227

>>10527222
>being this trolled
top relf

>> No.10527228

>>10527201
>>10527209
what's that supposed to mean?

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>>10527217
>>10527223
My sides X-) Now THIS is trolling, love it. Someone screencap this ownage. this was a thriump, a great success :D

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Otaku Facts:

>They have a life dream to not only go to Japan, but also to break into the anime, manga or video game industry and hook up with all the blond-haired, blue-eyed Japanese boys/girls they saw in Naruto.

>Listen to obscure average J-pop artists that they glorify as the best music of all time.

>Claim that the animu genre of "Harem Comedy" is funny.

>General social ineptitude, especially failure to shower daily.

>Eats Pocky purely because it's Japanese.

>Uses the Japanese word "kawaii", which means "cute". This is a surefire giveaway right here. Even though using any Japanese word in an English sentence is a weeaboo behaviour, Kawaii sounds the death knell. In Japan, it's mainly used by teenage girls to twelve-year-old girls and virtually nobody else.

>Most weeaboos can be detected right after they say "kawaii" in that Japanese speakers will laugh at them due to mispronouncing it as "kowai", which is the Japanese word for "scary".

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>>10527227

top lel brofist

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top wap

>> No.10527245

living on the edge

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lel pot

>> No.10527264

>>10527231
ah this is a classic post. Love the family guy pic too. This is REAL 4chan trolllin' right here. We do not forgive, anonymous is legion.

Loved that ep(episode) of Fam Guy though, real good laughs on that one. That show is one of my faves with other epic shows like Big Bang Theory and 2 and a Half men. Those shows are made of win, love trolling these weaboos too lol who watch their stupdi anime for kids.

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>>10527228

It means this was a wapanese 2channel clone site at one time.
But hasn't been for many, many years now, because they became irrelevant or a tiny minority in lieu of "meme culture 4chan"

Sweet reality.

>> No.10527279

Meme 4chan > Barkumin wapanese 4chan.

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be back later

>> No.10527283

>>10527279
what is "Barkumin"?

>> No.10527287

>>10527283

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burakumin

Historically the lowest caste class in Japanese culture.
In this case he's referring to wapanese on 4chan.

>> No.10527314

oh god i am so made rite now

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>ultra lelzing

>> No.10527375

I love memes, that's why I'm un forchan xDDDDD

btw WHo's yotsuba?

>> No.10527388

>>10527375
404 girl?

>> No.10527403

>>10527388
who?

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