/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me your secrets /jp/!

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Once when I was a little boy a girl let me touch her naughty parts in exchange for touching mine.

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I have a job that pays $8.04 per hour.

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sometimes I wear women's clothing and post pictures on the internet for validation when people think I'm a cute girl.

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>>10523775
I hate Alice so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

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I like OP's image

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I don't have any interesting secrets, sorry.

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>>10523775
When I was younger I spread my sister's anus out of curiosity and she didn't mind at all.

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I post touhous o /jp/

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I once stole a book from my school library.

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>>10523834
What a freak.

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dat touhou be eyeing dat mini-touhou

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I also post touhous on other boards

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I'm a girl.

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I masturbated in a church when I was little.
Felt really bad afterwards.

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>>10523892

Thanks

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>>10523856
Cool "secret." Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a job
I need to buy stuff

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my porn use has reached full circle, i've fapped to the video where it all started and that's 'amy gets dogged 5 times' on limewire

this was the beginning of fetishist behaviour that would annihilate my self esteem all through childhood and end in my inability to have meaningful relationships with women

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>>10523982
I had strange fetishes as a kid too that fucked me over socially. For some reason I had great difficulty separating the real world from my fetish world and things would get weird. I just didn't know how to handle the urges.

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>>10523991
neither, i mean it always made me ill or at least it did when I started out but now my head is basically bullet proof in terms of porn consumption

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

Im poor

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I would tell you but I would get arrested

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>>10524204
>CP
CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?

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Im rich

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>>10523779
Happened to me, except it was my cousin.
We used to touch each other often... until she became a tomboy.

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>>10524274
Are you the rich bitch?

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I just dressed up as a girl and toyed my ass with a dildo whilst taking pictures of my exploits to give to people online. Want some?

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>>10524482
sure, unless you're hairy cause that's gross

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>>10524479
I don't know how it started, but me and my cousin would also touch each other. We'd do it while watching TV, covering ourselves in..some sort of kotatsu/whatever you call it. We went as far as to have "sex". It lasted for more than a year until we moved out.
Now that I think about it, I think it began when I showed her my rock hard dick being erect for the first time(at least it was the first time I was aware of it being erect).

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>>10524487
No, I shaved myself earlier today before I started.

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I like mayo

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>>10524491
well okay i'll have them

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I may or may not be a psychopath

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>>10524494
tricked hard!

i really did all that but you silly boys cant have any!

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>>10524486
That's how it happened with you? For me, I think she saw porn and got curious, we actually almost got caught once, I was playing with my PSX when she suddenly came in and started touching me then my dad suddenly appeared.

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>>10524507
We had a lot of space since her dad works overseas, her mom also works and arrives home at night. We even did oral, at first she was saying something like "but that's dirty" but eventually it became a normal thing.
She has a younger brother and he's around most of the time, but then we would just tell him that we'll play hide and seek, we're both the it and her brother hides while we have sex.

It went downhill...I think it was after she asked me "Why do you do this to me? Don't you have a crush on X?", I told her I wanted to practice.
Holy fuck. I think she was really "in love" with me at that time.

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When I was a like three years old I used to steal my little sister's diapers and wear them and have diaper tea parties with all my stuffed animals.
When my sister became too old for diapers I tried to make makeshift ones out of newspaper and towels but it was awful.
When I was in elementary school I used to wet the bed/my pants on purpose hoping my parents would put me back in diapers, but instead they thought it was because I was having nightmares from watching Pokemon and threatened to ban me from watching it so I stopped. I really enjoyed wetting the bed though so I kept myself to a schedule of only wetting once a month so my parents wouldn't get suspicious and think I was doing it on purpose.
I once had a reoccurring dream every night for two years where I'd go to the grocery store with my mom and wet my pants when we got up to the cashier. Sometimes I would realize that I was dreaming and try to run out the door but I would always wet my pants first and the door wouldn't open.
The reason my teeth are kind of fucked up even after braces is because I never stopped sucking my thumb.
I have a stash of diapers and a cute pink pacifier hidden in an unused paper shredder in my closet right now. I have to pacifiers; the other one is currently in my mouth.
I wish I could be four years old forever...

[Anonymous No.]

i stole some panties from a supermarket and wore them

they were really comfortable, like a hammock for my penis. i'm worried i might be gay but i don't like dicks

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I went to my friend's house and when his little sister (15.. I think) got out of the shower I went in with the intention of perving the scene and saw she had her clothes in the corner. I rubbed one out sniffing them but quickly enough so it wasn't suspicious.

Nobody knows.

Just you guys.

I still live with the guilt. Am I a bad person?

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>>10524565
I'm not even trying to be edgy here but;
Sucked a dog, well, several of them in fact.
Fucked with my cousin.
"Raped" my younger sister, touched her when she was asleep, several times too.
Fapped to a picture of my mother naked.
I remember eating my own shit once as a kid, I'll never do it again. Holy shit that was gross. Fuck.
Used to have my mother's students(2 of them), close family friend, live with us. I used to sniff and cum on their unwashed underwear. One of them was really cute.
There's this one house right beside us, I used to go inside it (the door at the back can be easily opened with some sort of card to unlock the door) and sniff the really beautiful woman's panties too. While at it I also frequently checked out her fridge to eat or drink something.
All of those (aside from the dog part) happened when I was <10. The dog part started when I was 16, I've stopped, but I still fap to bestiality from time to time.

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>>10524519
> told her I wanted to practice.
Holy shit why did you say that to her...
That's probably the reason why it went downhill.

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>>10524621
I was the densest motherfucker around that time...still am.

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>>10524518

How sad. Cheer up!

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I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

Especially the taste of her cherry chapstick.

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>>10524594

>I remember eating my own shit once as a kid, I'll never do it again. Holy shit that was gross. Fuck.

I tried that once too. I wanted to know what it tasted like. I distinctly remember the taste, but I wouldn't be able to describe it.

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>>10524657
>I distinctly remember the taste, but I wouldn't be able to describe it.

Really shiity tasting? How's that?

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>>10524662
The guy he quoted here.
It tasted like /jp/.

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>>10524662

Of course it tasted like shit, nerd. But I couldn't describe how shit tastes.

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I stayed 1 month in a mental asylum, didn't stay more because I lied I was fine.

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I love /jp/

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I'm not a neet. Actually I'm a successful student at a prestigious university. I don't know why the culture of this board makes this something to be ashamed of

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I'm a lot like this guy but I also like alot of things /jp/ hates and thus I think most /jp/ anons would hate me even though I try to be a good poster

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Only Touhou I've finished with a good end is 7.5, because Pache's Flare is OP is FUCK

(I don't play easy)

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I do weddings in Japan and i don't even believe in god.

I get asked whether i'm ordained now and then :3

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>>10524788
Because people like you are very often goddamn obnoxious about it -- actually, just obnoxious in general. You think I give a shit about your occupational status? No, I just care about what kind of person you are and how you post, and your kind tends not to meet my criteria. And I've previously attended an Ivy League school (though admittedly it wasn't top tier) so I've been there myself.

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>>10523775
Fuck off.

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>>10524788

Seconding >>10524908
From only these phrases:
" Actually I'm a successful student "
and " I don't know why the culture of this board makes this something to be ashamed of"

I can tell you're an obnoxious normalfag at heart. Listen, I was at a top university myself until dropping out. Did I ever mention it on /jp/? No. Did I ever wonder why /jp/ looks down on it? No. NEET life always seemed superior. I envied /jp/.

It's this inherent "I am better, I don't understand the other side but who cares, they're weirdos anyway" mentality that makes normals so intolerable in the first place

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>>10524908
Fight obnoxiousness with obnoxiousness - is that how you Ivy League guys do it?

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>>10524955
>Did I ever mention it on /jp/?
You just did!
Get out of here you normie.

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>>10524908
>>10524955
Agreed, I think it's ok to work or go to school, but you shouldn't go out of your way to mention it on /jp/ and certainly not start acting arrogant because of it. That's just annoying as fuck.

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>>10525260
Same goes for people without employment and education really.

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>>10525270
Yup, I guess you are right about that. We should all just forget about petty things like that and take it easy.

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More secrets pls

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>>10525210
fukken CRANKED

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>>10527093
I'm in love with my sister.

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I enjoy /ota/ more than /jp/.

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I keep telling my friends that I'm a virgin while I'm not.

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My cousin and I looked at each others' special places when we were younger (like 9 or something). She ended up telling her mom and her mom has shamed me about it and made me feel like a fucking pervert. So fuck them.

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>>10527117
Get out.

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>>10525270
Right >>10525260
except when it comes up. Then you should actively ignore it because truNEET faggotry is a joke at best.

Like for instance, I've got an education, but it isn't doing me much good since I'm not Bane and can't beat people up.

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>>10527113
Link?

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I'm legitimately disabled by my agoraphobia and seek out NEET threads to make me feel more normal.

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>>10527121
Anyone who wants in, send an email. /jp/ is going down the drains so we're the last bastion of funposting.