NEET Lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

NEET lifestyle thread!

Are you staying cosy, NEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

Komori-san isn't a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

i bought one of those russian hat things which is cosy but makes me feel silly when I wear it. thank god i don't go outside or people may laugh.

i've also been calling my mom comrade and it's driving her crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Hooray, the new shitty blog thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522338
She's cozy

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>>10522336
>>10522341
NEET threads are the best. They made me realize I am not the only person who hates work and society.

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>>10522341

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>>10522338
She's a hikikomori and don't nitpick, it's a fantasy show.

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>>10522346
You mean you're not the only bored EET who likes to shitpost right?

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>>10522346
I know they're so epic, they attract great posters to /jp/ to blog about their boring lives no one cares about :3c

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It was pretty warm today.

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>>10522346
Please don't hate work and society. They are why we can be NEETs.

Once you walk down that path you end up as an /r9k/er who "hates normalfags" or "despises modern women".

please understand that these people may not understand us or even like us, but they are why we can exist.

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>>10522346

Don't worry anon-chan, the non NEETs get cranky on Fridays cause they've spent 5 days working

Imagine all the resentment they must have inside them after such an experience...

Let's all try to be cozy and ignore their nonsense

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>>10522356

If they weren't out there shitting up the world maybe I could leave my house.

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>>10522359
As a truNEET, NEET blogging threads are fucking garbage.

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>>10522340
Can you take a cute picture please?

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>>10522362
You're a pretty nasty truNEET. I hope you die soon. Or leave /jp/ forever.

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>>10522366
Why don't you make me nerd? Blogging isn't an accepted habit on /jp/ you trashposter.

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>>10522373
Nice story, RT'ing it at @NEET4lyfe/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god I start work the beginning of next month. Not looking forward to 11~ hour days.

[Anonymous No.]

I just had to fork out nearly £70 to replace a broken PSU, and now one of my hard drives is dying ;_;

Damn it, I don't have enough money to keep replacing shit.

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>>10522369

Yes it is. We care about our friends lives because we are nice people. Go be mean somewhere else.

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>>10522365
of like the hat? i probably could

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>>10522380
Please do one of you wearing it! But just the hat is okay if you really don't want to show your face

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>>10522380
Shall we proceed then?

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>>10522373

Cute! What will your job be? I hope it's not 11 hours everyday! :3

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A few days ago someone hit crushed the mailbox with a bat or something and it's all dented and leaning sideways. My mom wants me to go with her to Home Depot to get a new one. We're stopping for a burger and fries beforehand.

When I get home I'm going to prepare some warm mugicha and play Pokemon Platinum.

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>>10522369
archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/25457
What a stupid fa/q/q/ot

[Anonymous No.]

Today I watched some videos on youtube, then I ate some thai food. It gave me bad diarrhea and now my stomach hurts. Hopefully tomorrow I won't be sick :(.

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>>10522385

>Please do one of you wearing it!

I like NEET threads but don't drag up this bullshit. This isn't /soc/.

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>>10522394

Sorry I just get a little carried away sometimes, I'll delete this post in 5 minutes so you're able to see it without it spamming for everyone later

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not cozy because I'm not a NEET and I have aspirations that I will achieve.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm self medicating myself spironol to demasculinize myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522394
I'm just interested.

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>>10522397

My aspiration was to retire. I did it, now it's time to relax. Have fun at work.

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Can you stay NEET at heart after you quit being NEET in practice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522397
I'm cozy AND I'm achieving my aspirations. How did this happen? Am I just that much better than you?

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>>10522397
Are you in education? Besides being NEET isn't all so good, it seems like it will be fun but when you have to actually start worrying if you can afford next months rent or even a meal it starts to get plain depressing

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>>10522410
No.

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>>10522384
In their lingo I'm a quant. Financial modeling and research support. Working disgusting hours is standard fare. After I move out I'm going to buyfag more to compensate for the stress and depression. Car needs replacing too... We all argue, shitpost and sperg but it was nice knowing you guys for a while.

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>>10522413
It's all good if you don't have to worry about those things.

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>>10522413

Do you have a job? Having a job isn't all that good, it seems like a good idea at first but then you lose your job and start worrying if you can afford next months rent or even a meal it starts to get plain depressing.

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>>10522336
She isn't a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET's are a natural consequence of an unnatural system.
In olden times, we would be the noble lords and ladies of the court.

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>>10522452
No matter the era, there are few richNEETs. Are you of noble birth and the scion of an ancient banking empire good sir?

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>>10522452
No in olden times we'd be hermits living in the forests or raving "philosophers" laying around spouting nonsense in cities.

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>>10522456
Close enough.

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>>10522452
no you would be working on farms or dying in the streets. if you aren't a rich NEET then you wouldn't be rich in the past either. there was only ever a hand full of rich NEET who ever posted on /jp/. the rest of you are vagabonds

[Anonymous No.]

i have a very bad headache

[Anonymous No.]

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

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>>10522461
>welfare check
this is what gets me. the only actual NEETs on earth are children ages 0-5

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>>10522461

I know you're trolling, but how the fuck do you expect people to survive with no welfare checks? Living isn't free

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>>10522465
that guy is from /a/ and started posting here in february, ignore, ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

Man creates technology to reduce the amount of work required for society to function. Man lets women work even though they have done their best to make it so less people need to work. Man and woman work now and does no work but pat themselves on the back for being hard working. Man and woman are mad at all those that just stay home.

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>>10522465
Freeload

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>>10522473
From who? My parent's won't let me

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>>10522476
Get new parents

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>>10522479

My mom left and my dad is dead. I am too old to be adopted. I had a few jobs but I lost them because I am actually crazy. I take lots of pills for it.

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>>10522479
Nice one man. You're so witty! Really, you're the great. The best part is that in the near future your parents will kick you out.

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>>10522438
If you weren't a financially irresponsible retard, you could afford to NEET it up cozier than autismbux NEETs for a few months. You should've had more and better material possessions too. I'm completely against work that makes you no better or only marginally better than those receiving welfare. For the things that pay alot more I can understand why some people would do it. After all some feel the tradeoff for less but more privileged free time is worth it. That is, being able to indulge with fancy vacations and expensive hobbies (flying, car-collecting etc.) which your average non-rich NEET can only dream of.

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>>10522489
They won't

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>>10522487
What if your parents were extremely financially irresponsible, and expect you to study and get a high paying job so you can fix their mistakes for them?

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>>10522491
That's what you think. Your parents think this is just a phase since you're only 18 or 19 years old. Once they realize the truth they'll tell you to get a job or get out.

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>>10522495
But I'm 24. If they're okay with 6 years of nothing then I'm sure they're willing to go the whole stretch.

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>>10522489
Butthurt welfare leech detected. You're dependent on normals to survive, the ultimate badge of shame.

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>>10522504
I use normals as servants. I am a truNEET, a god among men.

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>>10522497
Then you had shitty parents. Legally you DO NOT have to assume their CC debt or shit like that. Morally you don't owe abusive cunts who you succeeded in spite of, not because of, anything either. Have a bunny and hang in there anon.

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>>10522500
Yeah, sure you are. I'll joking go along with you though. When your parents die? They suddenly lose their jobs? Accident and one is injured and requires being in the hospital? Can't afford to live at the current place? The list can go on and on.

NEET living with their parents shit tier anyway. Unless you're rich living by yourself then you live by the whims of normals.

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>>10522509
You are like a dog waiting to be fed by his master.

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>>10522516
You'll go bald if you spend so much worrying about the what ifs.

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>>10522487

Average household income in the US is like 40k, most people can't afford the things you are talking about. Take off what goes to taxes and healthcare and that drops quite a bit. Most normal people spend too much money on fast food, fancy cars, fancy phones, and all kinds of other wasteful shit. Let's figure an autismbux couple hooks up. Maybe 20k income. No taxes, free healthcare, don't need to worry about a lot of the expenses that go along with working.

In the end they aren't too far apart.

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>>10522528
>free healthcare
Where the fuck do you live?

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>>10522528
>Average household income in the US is like 40k

That's the average salary in the US, and households generally have more than one person.

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>>10522522
How often do you wake up because siblings or parents are making noise? Can't even get peace and quiet shit tier NEET?

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>>10522522
More like a lord in a carriage being pulled along by horses

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>>10522528
>an autismbux couple hooks up

We both know the chances of that are almost 0 unless you start lurking around the mental health clinic looking for fat retards.

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>>10522534
Homes in first-world countries generally have doors.

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>>10522532

It comes with the autismbux.

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>>10522539
You live in a first world country? Then why are you a shit tier NEET living at your parents place? They be renting you an apartment somewhere poor tier NEET.

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>>10522528
>all kinds of other wasteful shit.
That's subjective. I have nothing against those who are content with very little. I don't judge those who worked for it and want to enjoy the finer things in life either. Some people would rather have that pair of fancy cars and drive them around for an hour than have days worth of free time but can barely even afford public transit.

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>>10522533
>That's the average salary in the US, and households generally have more than one person.
You're full of shit.

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>>10522543
You need to stop lashing out at everyone, anon. It's not our fault that your parents abandoned you.

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>>10522528
>40k
Starting maybe, but that's really a joke to established professionals like engineers, doctors and accountants.

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>>10522553
And what kind of rich neighborhood do you live in where everybody becomes an engineer, doctor, or lawyer?

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>>10522533

No. That is household. There are higher and lower places of course. The cost of living changes between them too so 30k in the middle of nowhere would be better than 50k in a city.

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>>10522551
I'm just here to let you know the actual hierarchy of NEET. If you're living with your parents then you're a shit tier NEET.

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>>10522556
Yuppie suburbia. I ain't even kidding.

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>>10522560
What do you call someone who has a job, but has to live with their parents due to the economy and high rent prices? Shit tier worker?

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>>10522563
Typical.

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>>10522553

You know there are not enough jobs like this for everyone to have them right? You are also talking to fucked up people that can barely leave the house.


BRB applying for pediatric gynecology job.

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>>10522553
You've really never stepped foot out of the suburbs have you? You have excuse to be a NEET because you don't know the darkness of this world.

I've never lived in a house hold that made more than $40k a year. Good luck finding a job that pays over $24k and not in a city where everything is expensive in today's market.

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>>10522574
Just FYI, pediatric goes all the way up to age 20.

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>>10522574
I never said there were. Just that I can see why those who have them would make the trade-off.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never understand why tokiko wastes 14+ hours per day shitposting on 4chan.

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>>10522569
Most people in that situation are ashamed of themselves in western countries. Its only in eastern countries that adults share homes with their family as adults. Your post doesn't hold any equivalence towards what we're discussing anyway.

If you're a rich worker and live by yourself are you above or below someone who lives with their parents since they're poor? It's very obvious.

NEET who live with their parents are shit tier. There's pletny of ways for a NEET to live by themselves. I don't even view NEET living with their parents as adults.

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>>10522580

I am sorry if I offended you. I was just making a silly joke I didn't actually research this because touching people is gross.

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>>10522584
Not a NEET, just a guy with reclusive tendencies and who likes 2hus. There's no reason to go to the poorest regions of town if it can be helped either right?

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>>10522594

Some people actually live there and grew up there though.

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>>10522588
I'm not sure why you're so proud of spending all your money on rent and food for no reason, but alright. Whatever makes you happy.

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>>10522574
Is that a real profession?
Holy SHIT

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>>10522597
I know. That's why I can also see why some people would rather stay on welfare if the only jobs they can find don't make them much better off at all.

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>>10522600
Normals like to respond, "I'm not sure why you like staying inside instead of going outside and having fun! I can't survive without family and friends to talk to!". Can't survive without mom? Same shit as a normal who can't survive without their "friends".

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>>10522609
>Can't survive without mom? Same shit as a normal who can't survive without their "friends".
Is this a parody?

[Anonymous No.]

who FATNEET here

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>>10522611
I assume so since the whole moving out thing is something normals obsess over.

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Can we stop responding to some attention-hungry teenager and go back to taking it easy?

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>>10522588
This is not true, hispanic countries/cultures have the children stay in the home until they finished university and ready to settle down, or about to get married.
I know this because I have spoken with people from other Latin nations in the Americas and Europe, currently live in a latin American country, and have family who have gone through this.

For example, my uncle left my grandmother's house when he was 26 and got married. He moved into an actual house, unlike North Americans who leave at 18 and live in tiny shit apartments with walls made of twigs and sheetrock aka cardboard.

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>>10522610
yo fatneet here

[Anonymous No.]

43% of normals under 25 live with their parents. Normals also obsessed with having their own food to eat and possessions like computers for browsing the internet like facebook. I guess it's time to give up using the internet since normals are obsessed with it so they can tweet each other.

You're man children and shit tier NEET.

>>10522629
Who counts Hispanic or Latino countries as western?

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>>10522629
I forgot to add that leaving the home or getting kicked out at 18 is seen as a cruel and very north american way of doing things, same with placing the elderly in retirement homes to die.

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>>10522629
Living at home works great if you can get along well. I wouldn't have moved out otherwise.

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>>10522660
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world#Modern_definitions

Most definitions place Latin American countries in the western category, and the very definition of what western culture is stems from Rome or ancient Greece.

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>>10522660
The usa is a hispanic country now since white people are dying off.

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>>10522694
Hispanic is not a race.

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>>10522703

It's a journey.

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>>10522708
Because no one is truNEET here anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

You rely on normies to make the housing you live in and produce the energy you use to read eroge.

Why haven't you epic truNEET tru/jp/sie sensei journey of being completely without anything normies have touched?

[Anonymous No.]

Hikikomori NEET here. Pretty cozy today, just wondering if I should invest in something because I can't mooch off adsense forever.

>>10522385
not him but I also have that hat (it's warm as fuck.) You still want that picture?

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>>10522711
You might be a little dense.

[Anonymous No.]

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

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>>10522716

Join me in reporting tokiko and his shitposting schoolfriends.

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>>10522716
I bet you're not a truNEET. Just a bored uni student.

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>>10522716
What if I make money online? Does that count? It's kind of like employment. If it does, fuck you, I need to pay for my apartment somehow.

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>>10522721
You are him, or you're just stupid. That guy is ban evading so everyone should actually be reporting him. When you aren't ban evaders then talk about reporting people, shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522730

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522729
a truNEET doesn't even breathe because that's what normals do. anyone who is currently alive must get out of /jp/ disgusting normalfag ruiners of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522730

I'm talking about the guys posting the 'le truNEET rules' fyi if you're confused

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>>10522725

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>>10522733
Your days are numbered, trashposter.

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>>10522736
I see, I was indeed confused. I'm definitely helping you report this guy talking about his truNEET rules which he invented a few weeks ago. I advise everyone else to also do it since he's a ban evader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522743
No. It's just a shitposting ban evader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522729

Is this some viral campaign by the tea party to try to get us to feel bad about being on welfare? If so it isn't working because every time I see that I feel a little better about it.

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>>10522743
>>10522745
Death to these falsies.

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>>10522745
nice use of words that don't mean anything, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

We don't really care who are you and what you do.

We take it easy. We make really good friends, and get lonely sometimes but still like to be alone or in close company with one person.

We're really open minded and accepting, and aren't usually unstable, we're take things too slow and we're too observant for that. We don't draw attention to ourselves. We don't need it.

It looks like the same volatile types of people who mess around with the cultures of other boards and split them up for fun are doing it here too!

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>>10522743
With unemployment being so high and statistics being lied about, they should be thanking NEET's for not taking jobs.
There is simply not enough to do for everyone.

Yesterday I went to buy some coffee, milk, and chef boyardi cans. I had a cashier slide them over to a guy that was paid just to bag things. He bagged by few items and put them in a tiny cart. I would have just bagged it myself or carried the bags instead of pushing the cart, but I didn't want to make him feel any more useless than he already was.
Think about that, there are jobs like bagger and greeter and unemployment in the US is still through the roof. NEET's should be praised as brave individuals who allow others to scoop up the few dollars they need to pursue their material centered lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522746
>>10522754
One down faggot. I hope our meido or a mod takes a personal grudge with you and hunts you all the time.

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>>10522759
If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522767
While I don't agree with your views on unemployment there are a lot of silly jobs.

You can get paid $250 a day shopping. That's all you have to do. You would go into work, the CEO of whatever big company that is too busy to shop will tell you what he wants and you would go and buy it for them.

I find it amazing that there are people that make so much money that they can pay someone to buy groceries with their money and it would still be cheaper then buying it themselves.

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>>10522767
Beg boys aren't useless at all, sir. While his service wasn't that helpful to you, it's very good for elderly, women, and people who have a large order. It's similar to self-checkout in reverse.

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>>10522720
>>10522721
>[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

As expected. Please do not be deceived, my truNEET allies, these kids are as false as it gets. They are trying to tempt you from the path of righteousness. Stand strong brothers.

>>10522725
I will bring this issue up at the next council meeting.

>>10522743
I am doing this for you, young one, to bring my people to the light. When truNEETICUS gave to me the golden rule, he was clear it must be followed in order for /jp/ to be saved. It's my mission, my reason for existing.

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>>10522778
Please stop posting images of that falseNEET.

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>>10522782
Anzu is a perfect image for this guy to post. She's a fake NEET, obnoxious, stupid, and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522759
Take your all inclusive environment back to raddit.

If people listened to you, we would have people talking about their girlfriend and job even more than they already do. You blogshitters are ruining /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ban-all-falseneets-jp/NjfYwrcw

>I ask on behalf of the truNEETs of /jp/, that you issue an immediate executive order hereby BANNING every single falseNEET from our board.
>If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation. Your days are numbered, scum. We're coming for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522790
But he's a truNEET. Unlike you, disgusting welfare leech.

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>>10522793
It's funny because I'm a complete NEET of 6 years.

But being grumpy and easily upset is typical of raddit. I didn't know being the way we are is some kind of exclusive club.

I thought that behavior was limited to stuff like clubs and fraternities!

oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522804
"every shitposter is tokiko"

[Anonymous No.]

I wish someone would go ahead and just ISP ban tokiko

Tired of seeing his posts, he should at least put a trip on so he's filterable

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522388
That burger place was incredibly crowded and I messed up the order. She sat facing away from the door and I sat facing it and some father came in with his daughters, who probably just got done with their tumbling classes and didn't bother to change out of their outfits and I got more uncomfortable than I was seeing them in basically swimming suits.

One of them had a really nice butt. I can feel myself getting erect thinking about it.

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>>10522799
>Anon attempts to drum up hatred between two parties he doesn't really care about.

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>>10522799
>Total signatures on this petition: 6
oh my.

I almost want to sign just to hear Obama having to give an input on it.

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>>10522801
>NEET

I take it you purposely excluded the "tru" part out of shame because you know you don't measure up.

>>10522804
I appreciate your attempts to spread lies about the identity of my mortal body. But we both know that I am not who you speak of. I am a messenger, here to show you the path of the truNEET. If you refuse to walk it, there is nobody to blame but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

FalseNEETs lash out at Anzu because she perfectly represents the truNEET ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522807

This shitposter is tokiko. You pretty obviously don't know what you're talking about so I'll ignore you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522812
no it's because 'tru/false' is a way for people to drum up fights, silly anon

>>10522810
pretty much this!

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>>10522811
You need forty thousand signatures for a response from a staff member at the white house. The president himself doesn't give you a response.

>>10522799
Begging normals to police you? You aren't even a truNEET by your own definition.

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>>10522816
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>>10522804
Is there any real proof tokiko even posts on 4chan? Has he ever taken a timestamped photo of himself holding up a piece of paper with "jp" written on it? Maybe someone borrowed his identity by using his facebook pictures and the guy doesn't know about any of this.

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>>10522825
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>>10522818
Let's review the evidence, falsie. Bring it forth!

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>>10522823
>Begging normals to police you? You aren't even a truNEET by your own definition.

SICK BURN

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522703
lationos then? Is that better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522816
But she's not a NEET. She has a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522839
I have a job too. Selling my neet sperm on ebay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522826
We have his address. All we need now is a drone strike at his location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522851
What's really tragic is that we don't have anybody in his city who can throw a brick through his window for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522715
I still want to see the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522834
That doesn't work either. If you're trying to classify the typical Latin American then they can be Amerindian, Mulatto, Mestizo, black, or white and still be Latino.

If the US was flooded with white Spaniard, Italian, or Argentine (har har) people, then it would be a Hispanic/Latino country and have white populations grow.
Not all Hispanics are Mestizos. A belief like that is why on the /int/ here, north Americans get trolled a lot by everyone else saying all united stadians have black blood in them and therefore aren't white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522870
Maybe you should go back to /int/, crossboarding non NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522876
How do you know he's from /int/, crossie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522881

Because he isn't white and that is the only board that isn't whites only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522881
Reading comprehension, 'tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522891
Oh, sorry. I didn't bother reading his post.

[Anonymous No.]

Five bans, and still you haven't learned, junior? You think your petty internet bullying can stop this tidal wave of knowledge? The free minds of /jp/ have been awakened already to the truNEET lifestyle, and are leaving school, quitting work, and canceling their welfare in droves. You are much too late! We've already won.

Why do you subjugate yourselves to this glorified broompusher? Who thinks it just to dictate what you may see and hear. He is nothing but a tyrant, a parasite who leeches off of our creativity and original content. We have no need for such a man!

[Anonymous No.]

Please no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522894

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522894
Are you admitting to ban evasion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522894
Nobody but you posts or believes what you say.

[Anonymous No.]

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

>>10522894
Please stop using images of that falseNEET. It makes you look silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522895
As expected of a crossie.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522915
Shut your nerd mouth before I make you. You are dividing the truNEET movement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522917
I'm not a crossboarder. Why would I waste my time reading a crossboarder's off-topic post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522920
You just read my crossboard post.

Haha

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522924
>>10522894
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/-TbiLycQFqjNbQndnwlbzQ
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/p1pCXp-212ZPHN56sUB8rQ
Both of these posts are by that ban evader who's spamming that truNEET rule crap.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522936
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/9956578#p9956876

Anyone here remember the first couple days of /q/? I never bought into the "steam group" conspiracy.. but it's starting to look like there's a dedicated alliance of shitposters behind all the force memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522952
But that funposter is correct, the new /q/ rules are shit. I would prefer those ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522932
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522952
This has been true for years already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522966

I don't know but it amazes me and also makes me feel a lot better about my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522952
It's not a conspiracy honestly. It's just some friends who talk over steam/irc and shitpost on /jp/. This particular guy is most likely just really frustrated at people who receive welfare since he can't or angry at NEET and he announced his intention "dividing truNEET".

Birds of a feather flock together so it's natural people with that sort of attitude group up. There was plenty of them before steam also. Like jones and his IRC buddies and other high school kids way back even in 2008.

[Anonymous No.]

someday we will all die alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523009
I met my wife on /jp/


I'm a soon to be stay at home dad.

[Anonymous No.]

Do any of you guys cry every day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522993
Is he really frustrated? He seems like the kind of person who just comes here to troll autists for shits and giggles.

Friend circles who use /jp/ as their shitposting dump have always been around, but it's gotten a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523025
No, I'm male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523025
falseNEET trash please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523025
Put your imagination to work instead of dwelling on sad thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522846
How much to frame you? I mean how much for a vial of your sperm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523025
All the time, in fact whenever I look at /jp/ I just fall to pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523044
I do the same, It's hard for me to look at /jp/ these days as an ex-janitor. I see the board falling to pieces and there's nothing I can do about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523048
>ex-janitor

You're part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523051
*sigh* A couple of days ago you wouldn't even be able to get away with disrespect like this.. how times have changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523044
like dis if u cry every time ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523027
It's totally possible he isn't frustrated. At first though the chance is pretty low, but given he wanted to allow ironic shitposting it slightly raised it in my mind. Though, hisreasoning is irrelevant since he's still a ban evading spamming shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523055
HAH. So you're the twitchy OCD faggot that got canned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523055
Don't fret, post-neo /jp/ is still alive and sucking, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523048

Are you the guy who deleted everything the other day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522340
Is it one of those hats with the flaps on the side and the fur on the forehead area?

I have two of those, they're very warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522340
>>10523067
I have one of those that I bought a few months ago. They really are incredibly warm. I probably look retarded wearing it indoors though.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys like cooking?
I could share with you some really tasty and non costly recipes if you'd like.

Aside from buyfagging, it's my favorite hobby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523127
I love cooking, as well as baking. I certainly have had a lot of time to practice. What kinds of recipes do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523127
>Do you guys like cooking?
No.

>Aside from buyfagging, it's my favorite hobby!
fuck off, crossboarder

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523127
I like cooking, too. I like stuffing your mom's tight ass like a turkey with my cock and then letting her breast marinate with my baby batter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523140
Why don't you tell us about your hobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523127
I love cooking. It's what I do in my spare time. I live with my parents though so cost isn't really an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523136
Well generally speaking, if you know what to buy then homemade food is always cheaper than junk food.

A good one is a nice old beef stew, most expensive being the beef of course, but it can be lower quality cuts.
Along with chopped veggies, a can of tomatoes, and some herbs you can make a whole lot of shit without breaking the bank.

Chili is great as well, Spent less than 15 bucks for ingredients, and I've still got too much for me to eat.

It's a fun pastime though, and I love it.
I'm going to have to bust my ass if I want to work at a restaurant full time though.

I haven't tried baking that much, though it seems nice and slow paced, which I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523154
Forgot to mention, a bottle of beer as well, though some kind of stock would probably be great as well.

All of that seems to be in the range of autism bucks.
And it's easy to make.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could NEET, but I'm only socially awkward enough to qualify as "eccentric" and "introverted", but not autistic.

I do work 40 hours a week, so it gives me nice pay. The plan is to make up to 20k in the next year, then NEET it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523127
Easy sweet and sour chicken crockpot recipe.

1 onion
1 pound of chicken can be bone, or boneless, or skinless your choice (prefer bone and skin on)
1/4 cup of white sugar
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1 can of tomatoes
2 tsp of ground ginger
1 glove garlic
1/2 a cup of diced pine apple (can use 1/4 cup of orange juice if no pineapple)
1/4 cup of apple cider vinegar
3 tsp of dark soy sauce
2 tsp of regular soy sauce
a dash of white pepper
add salt and pepper to taste

Let it cook until the chicken is shredded 4 hours on high or 8 on low. Add 1 and half tbsp of cornstarch into a bowl or something add about 1 tbsp of cold water and stir it until cornstarch isn't solid anymore. Slowly add it to the cooked crockpot until it thickens now serve on rice on white rice.


I like cooking a lot. Doing so right now also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523219

crock pots: for when i want to take valuable food and turn it into flavorless mush because i'm too stupid or lazy to cook it the right way

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523257
If that's what you get when you cook something in a crock pot then you obviously don't know how to use one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523257
Crockpots are amazing for things like stews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523275

ask any professional chef

crock pots are the naruto of kitchenware

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523257
That's your ability to cook, not anything to do with slow cookers. You can easily just use cast iron pots and rearrange how it's good even dicing up the chicken and searing it and also using stuff like fresh tomatoes instead of canned and then let it bake in the oven or stove top.

It's just a different way to make a sweet and sour chicken without breading and deep frying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523287
Please explain what you mean by 'naruto of cookware'. You aren't on /a/ so please don't expect people to know these things. I am very confused by your comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522336
馬鹿外人

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523303

sorry if it makes you upset that i called you a shit chef

it's just facts

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>10523303
I think he meant to say that crock pots are the F/SN of cookware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523330
I'm not even him, I just literally don't understand what you mean. Also, I think I'm quite able in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

It is kind of strange feeling to go to sleep when there is some daylight and wake up in pitch darkness. Such is life in Finland

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523349

you are 'literally' trisomic if you don't understand what i said

[Anonymous No.]

I went downstairs to eat and a stranger was visiting my grandmother and mom in the livingroom.

The worst part is dinner is done and waiting for me on the stove. I'm pretty hungry but not that hungry. I wish that man would die already so I could go down and get my food before the ambulance arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523330
You know what a dutch oven is right? By your logic dutch ovens are also naruto of kitchen. I think you should return to making package ramen elite chief troll. If you think there's no good recipes for dutch ovens (by extension slow cookers) then you are the one who's shit at cooking and should be ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523361
Just explain it to me, please. Please don't assume everyone understands your /a/b/v/ memes outside of /a/b/v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523372

a dutch oven is a cast-iron crock pot

any food made in a crock pot could be made better by alternative cooking methods. people use crock pots because:

1) it's easy. you put the food in and add liquid and let it turn into a repulsive homogeneous mess with no flavor contrast

2) people think more cooking time == better food

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523374
You got schooled by an actual chef, don't deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523382

The only chef I like is Boyardee. Getting mad about how other people cook is so stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523394

>Getting mad

i call this tactic 'the /v/ gambit'

if you lose an argument, just claim the other guy is mad! works every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523394
I kind of like Paula Deen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523402
Poor guy is desperate.

Don't bully him any longer, you might make his next meal even saltier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523402

I am not the guy you were arguing with, I was just talking to you. I am sorry I thought you had been here long enough to differentiate anonymous posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523382
No, just like I said, I literally don't undestand what the hell 'naruto of cookware' is supposed to mean. I can sit up here all day and talk about cooking and food, but if you say something like that I absolutely no idea what you're trying to tell me.

At this point I'm even questioning if you know yourself what you meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523416

ok lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523425
I've been told I should but I have no insurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523416
Have you ever considered seeing a shrink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523416

Naruto some kids cartoon. I guess it's the kids cartoon of cookware? I don't really know what that means though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523431
It doesn't make sense to me either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523416
I'm assuming he means crock pots are the shittiest cookware imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523374
He put chicken, water, and carrots into a slow cooker for 13 hours and he was unhappy with the results. Now he's saying slow cooking food makes it tasteless and is what immature children do since he can't do it properly.

>>10523380
>2) people think more cooking time == better food
Who thinks that? You? I'm assuming you're speaking from personal experience because I've never thought that.

I'm guessing you haven't ever used dutch oven and thus you're being this retarded. Slow cookers are just a method to slowly cook. It's meant to replicate dutch oven cooking style with ease of use. You sear the meat in a pan and then add it to the crock pot with dried seasoning since they don't lose flavor quickly. You can then add stuff which does lose flavor towards the end of cooking it.

I don't cook anything longer than 5 hours not even stews in a dutch oven. Just because you can't cook with a slow cooker doesn't mean there's an issue with it. Any chef who isn't shit can make use of whatever they've got to make something good.

[Anonymous No.]

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523445

If you put it in cast iron it takes better because it's more sophisticated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523443
Shittiest piece of cookware is the microwave, without a doubt. Completely needless and unable to do anything properly besides reheating and even then, the inside will be cold and the inside will be dried and rubbery.

Slow cookers are quite handy for stews and other meats that need to cook a long time, especially if the only pans you have are thin and your cooktop is electric. The ceramic bowl in a slow cooker holds the heat in very nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523457
*tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523446

So him posting about a crock pot on /jp/ where it is completely off topic is equal to someone bringing up some shitty cartoon on the cartoon board? If he went to /ck/ and said:

Guys, let's have a crock pot thread!

that would merit the rudeness. Here it doesn't fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523445

>Any chef who isn't shit can make use of whatever they've got to make something good.

lol, what kind of cog diss is this

'crock pots are good even though they are awful because a sufficiently skilled chef can work around their shittiness'

if you add sprinkles to the poop it tastes less shitty, therefore poop is excellent for eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523457
There is a difference in flavor, that's the truth. It just depends on your preference. The real question is do you want to cook sweet and sour chicken filled with acidic fruits, juices, and lots of sugar in it in your cast iron?

The fact this never even was a thought in his mind just proves he probably doesn't even own any cast iron. So much for his prowess in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523479
I have a crock pot, but I don't know what to do with it.
I made a beef stew with lots of garlic one time, but it was bad.
What is something good to make with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523475
A cook should be able to cook with whatever he has access to.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be funny if the two people arguing about crock pots in this thread were secretly Michelin-starred chefs or something, furiously typing rebuttals while sampling spices and stirring pots. That's how I imagine pro chefs use the computer since you always see them multitasking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523487

>The fact this never even was a thought in his mind just proves he probably doesn't even own any cast iron.

no, and neither do i own $800 HDMI cables

i don't own either of these things because i don't submit to the placebo effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523497
that made me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523488

I would tell you what I use mine for but crazy chef super autist maddy pants would go off on me for not cooking the proper way and hurt my feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523509
Wow, this is literally the worst post I've ever read in my life. Comparing cast iron cookware to $800 HDMI cables?

I can't believe you're the same guy who is arguing about what professional chef use. Cast iron cookware is CHEAP compared to relative quality products and it lasts lifetimes.

I just got trolled so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I use either saucepan or skillet on the stove for everything.

Have I violated some important principle of good cooking?

What the fuck are you people even arguing for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523523

the analogy has nothing to do with cost, tiger

try 2 keep up

[Anonymous No.]

Any other cast iron otaku here? Which dutch oven would you fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523488
Anything that would require flavors to be thoroughly melded together is good; things like chili, soups, and stews. Don't let whatever failed stew recipe you made deter you from trying another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523530
So why did you start arguing about cookware in the first place? Cheap laughs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523544

you have to max it out like asuna

synthetic soy sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523528

You really shouldn't even touch anything in the kitchen until you contact a licensed chef. He needs to be at least level 17 before he can give out advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523457
Actually, some things can taste different in a cast iron pan. If you cook something like chili in it, the acidity of the tomatoes coming into contact with the untreated iron will make the chili have a metallic taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523557

and as all the best chefs know, it is desirable for your food to taste like pennies

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523530
You think cast iron cookware is a placebo effect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjgP-6W_YN4

Which part of this video is a placebo effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523576
But they sure seem willing to argue about the pot for two hours straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523565

No one here wants to watch a 9 minute movie about a pot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523532
I want a dutch oven so badly. So badly! I'd get one like this. I don't do a lot of camping or cooking outside so the lid that's indented for coals and the raw iron wouldn't be worth it.

Cast iron also makes me feel cute, because it's so heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523565

what does 9 minutes of some cow polishing a skillet have to do with anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523580

it has only been one hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523580

No, they egg on the argument about pots for personal amusement. It doesn't need to be about a pot, it just needs to be put in the official thread of the most bored people on this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523561
You aren't supposed to cook acidic stuff in cast iron. I was more highlighting an improper (yet common) misuse of cast iron cookware.

Cast iron does amazing steaks and is good for frying. That's about all I use mine for. Great heat retention.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight NEET's, I love you all.
Stay classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523578
It shows the qualities of a cast iron cookware and proves they aren't placebo effects.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523622

unless you can provide me with some peer-reviewed studies comparing blind taste test results of food cooked identically in cast iron with other materials, and not a video of someone cleaning a skillet, there's no reason to think it isn't placebo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523635
cute pot dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523642
I'm a utensil

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523648
Can I ask you anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523661
No, I can't speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523622

That seems like a very interesting video! Thank you I have saved it along with all my other potaku links. I like to show videos like this at our club meetings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523663
This is truly the saddest day of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523667
I'm so sorry. I couldn't pick my birth circumstances but I will try to make your time around me pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

I completely forgot. Cast iron pans are also perfect for deep dish pizza. They give a perfect shape to the pizza, nice high walls, and can be put in the oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523636
http://www.americastestkitchen.com/equipment-reviews/detail.php?docid=10685

You're severely misunderstanding what makes cast iron cookware good or bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not particularly comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't fully understand what 'naruto of cookware' means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523363
Update: Got the food. Its cold.

I'll keep you guys posted on anything new as it comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we being raided? Fuck off to /ck/ with your off-topic discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523703
I can only assume it has something to do with fish cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523715
I don't see how someone could be so afraid of social awareness, yet post every detail of his life where everyone in the world can read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523745
Maybe you should look at the name field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523755
That stranger didn't know his name either, so same deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523762
We're not in his house.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of cake should I bake Chihaya for her birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523911
It was bound to happen one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523844
Pancake. Laced with rat poison and laxatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523911
/jp/ - sage and acting like a bitchy 8 year old girl culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523963
>what is the meaning of the word "sage"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10523963
I will sage whenever I want, fuckface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524161
bad girl, daddy's gonna have to smack.

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck can you be a NEET? how do you pay bills and buy food? Do you still live with your parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524185
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524185

>how do you pay bills and buy food?
The taxpayers do it for me.
>Do you still live with your parents?
Some of us do, some of us don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524229
What country do you live in? I want to get me some autism bux but I feel like it's not even worth it in the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522487

Please don't use images of Anzu to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524258
Kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524278
Wow what if he really killed himself because of this post? I bet you'd feel silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524281
ur m0m

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524284
My mom is dead you piece of monkey fuck

It was cirrhosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524278

Make me, queerlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524185
>How do you pay bills
with money of course! I have several blogs and reap adsense.

I also invested in bitcoins.

>buy food
peapod food delivery service.

>Do you still live with your parents
No, I moved out 3 years ago because I didn't want to be a burden on my parents and I'm making pretend I'm doing something with my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you cum on your socks /jp/. I've been using my socks as cum reservoir for many years. Yesterday I've used it when i jack off then today i just discovered it full of maggots.

I was horrified and threw it right away on the trash bin outside the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524399
>jacked off to/on/in a sock covered in maggots.

Jesus christ. How careless can you be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524399
I've been cumming onto a towel for 7 years or so and it smells like cotten candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524492
No maggots or anything else like that either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524399
>maggots
that means your house is dirty as shit. Tidy that shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

are there any places out there where NEETs go to meet up and make irl friends?

I am lonely but I don't want to be judged for my neetism.

Also talking to /jp/ is better than nothing but it cannot satisfy my urges to be around people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524635
Outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524635

It's no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524399
I cum on my white shirts because I don't wear them. Over the years they've picked the sweet scent of semen, even after theyv'e been washed. They've also picked up a yellowish tint.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning!

I can't get back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524825

Ohayou~

/jp/, I'm a bit concerned by my dreams

All week I've been having recurring dreams about imageboards. In these dreams there are anons having discussions, there are anons posting cute pictures. We have (what feels like) hours and hours of discussions, and they aren't random either. They're very coherent and realistic.

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of a reply. I open my eyes and in my mind I'm finishing a sentence: "...which is why flan is truly the shittiest 2hu". I literally wake up with things like that in my head carried over from the dream imageboard I was just posting on. I swear, in my dream this board feels as real as /jp/.

Starting to think I should maybe cut down my waking 4chan browsing time. I'm on here more or less from the moment I wake up until I go to sleep. Sleep is no longer a break from it, apparently.

By the way, if I've actually stumbled on to the true meaning of "dat /jp/ dream" and all the old portal-openers ended up in dream/jp/, please let me know and I'll delete this post so your board doesn't get invaded by too many newfriends. Also, thank you for allowing me access.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I got ~$800

What should I spend it on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10526686
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10524399

Disgusting.
>>10526707
I don't know either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10526686
4chan pass, miniitx computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>10526686
Buy a laptop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10527155
>>10526998

okay noted

[Anonymous No.]

>>10527569
Buy 800 dollars worth of dildoes and lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10527585

Only for you,baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10527626

pst your address hun ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10527626,1
Why are you posting on /ghost/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10527664

I thought the thread was deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

counter sage ^^

[Anonymous No.]

>>10527675
>saging a bump limit thread

>>10527880
>counter saging a bump limit thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10526686
That's 8 dragon dildos

congratulaions

[Anonymous No.]

>>10526686
thats all the money i have on my bank account and it can sustain my neet life for a year or so.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Confucianism incompatible with NEETism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10529162
No. Accept Christ or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

The good old days ended like a month after this thread...

Sigh...