/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

The pantyhose style is first-class
For revealing the shapely young lass
All the better to view her,
But damn hard to screw her,
With those stockings up over her ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513659
Why would a shrinemaiden be wearing that though?

Also, what are Sanae's Ten Desires?

[Ponyfaggot No.]

That is why you have 2 hands to fucking rip them apart, tardbag

[Anonymous No.]

wow, Sanae has a cute ass

[Anonymous No.]

A young lady sat on a quay,
Just as proper as proper could be
A young fellow goosed her,
And roughly seduced her,
So she thanked him and went home to tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513683
How do you roughly seduce someone?

[Anonymous No.]

Said a voice from the back of the car,
"Young man, I don't know who you are,
But allow me to state,
Though it may come too late,
I had not meant to go quite this far"

[Anonymous No.]

A certain hard-working young hooker
Was such an enchanting good-looker
There were fights 'mongst the fuzz
Over whose turn it was
To pinch her, and frisk her, and fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making those vulgar poems about Sanae! She's not that kind of girl!

[Anonymous No.]

Said a priest to a quite famous beauty,
"I think that it's my bounden duty
To give you the measure
Of my tip for your pleasure -
And by 'tip,' I won't mean a gratuity."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513712
There was a young girl with a feeling
That if she spent long enough kneeling
She'd feel the reception
Of immaculate conception
(Note: The man under her bed came from Ealing.)

[Anonymous No.]

A responsive young girl from the East
In bed was an able artiste
She had learned two positions
From family physicians,
And ten more from the old parish priest

[Anonymous No.]

A fallen young lady of fashion
Gave vent to all sorts of base passion.
Was she scorned? She was not,
For her ways brought a lot
Of highly respectable cash in.

[Anonymous No.]

There was a young woman who lay
With her legs wide apart in the hay;
Then, calling a ploughman,
She said, "Do it now, man!
Don't wait till your hair has turned grey!'

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There was a young girl with a bust
Which aroused a French cavalier's lust.
She was since heard to say,
About midnight, "Touche!
I didn't quite parry that thrust!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513792
What's wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513659
I agree.
>>>/e/1547247

[Anonymous No.]

I dislike all this crude notoriety
That I'm getting for my impropriety;
All that I ever do
Is what guys ask me to -
I admit, I get lots of variety.

[Anonymous No.]

"Austerity now is the fashion,"
Remarked a young lady with passion.
Then she glanced at the bed
And quietly said,
"But there's one thing that no one can ration."

[Anonymous No.]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My name is Donte
And I would love to FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Is it gay that I wore pantyhose and a friend rubbed his dick between my butt, he never penetrated me he just hot dogged me.

[Anonymous No.]

Although I think I shouldn't, I'm actually enjoying reading this.

Please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

Now do some not about sex and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

With his penis in turgid erection,
And aimed at a woman's mid-section,
Man looks most uncouth
In that moment of truth
But she sheaths it with loving affection.

>>10513840
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones are seldom so comical

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513850
Then do some about other Touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513835
Confirmed for straight. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

On a date with a charming young bird
His erotic emotions were stirred.
So with bold virile pluck,
He inquired, "Do you fuck?"
She said, "Yes, but please don't use that word."

[Anonymous No.]

STOP, YOU WILL MAKE ME LIKE SANAE!

[Anonymous No.]

I-I tried to do one. Sorry if it's bad.

Caught red handed she is.
But her eyes in pure bliss.
With cocks so plenty.
Why are there so many?
This is the faith she gathered, missus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513856
Thanks I was worried I might have caught the gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513852
There was a young lady at sea
Who complained that it hurt her to pee.
"Indeed?" said the mate.
"That accounts for the state
Of the captain, the purser and me."

[Anonymous No.]

There was a young girl of high station
Who ruined her fine reputation
When she said she'd the pox
From sucking on cocks -
She should really have called it "fellation."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513832
that's not a limerick donte

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513897
wanna come over and hang out?

bring the pantyhose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10513879
This Sanae is not for liking, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

mfw this thread is not about pantyhose ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

"I wouldn't be bothered with drawers,"
Says one of our better-known whawers.
"There isn't a doubt
I'm better without,
In handling my everyday chawers."

[Anonymous No.]

The thoughts of the rabbit on sex
Are seldom, if ever, complex;
For a rabbit in need
Is a rabbit indeed,
And does just as a person expects.

[Anonymous No.]

Concerning the matter of orin,
I daydream of putting it in.
Looking into her eyes,
Grasping at her thighs,
A wonderful night would begin.

[Anonymous No.]

A lady there was from Hakurei
Who hung by her heels in a doorway
She said to her man,
"Come, get off the divan,
For I think that I've found just one more way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10514125
not doing it right

[Anonymous No.]

Before she was reading.
Now, we are breeding.
I'll fill her belly up
And give her cum hiccups.
This is the knowledge she can't get 'reading.

[Anonymous No.]

bump for a mostly good thread
well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>10514230
Repeating the ending word from line 1 in line 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10514401
ごめんなさい！