/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You're out for an early morning stroll through the pouring rain on a Sunday morning. It's pretty quiet out, everyone else appears to be indoors. But you don't want to run into anyone, so you go off the beaten path into a quiet park in your neighborhood.

That's when you see a little girl in a frog raincoat and a red umbrella, who appears to be lost.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

it's just like in the animes

[Anonymous No.]

Punch her right in the fucking dick, good and proper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10511357
girls don't have dicks

[Anonymous No.]

Don't talk to her because if her parents find out they will call the police and try to charge me for attempted molestation. If the police don't buy it then the parents will sue me in civil court.

[Anonymous No.]

Do THIS
*whips out dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10511362
This, but I would already have asked her "Are you OK?" so it would be too late and I would have no choice but to rape her to death and bury her corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10511353
Let me guess, she's the avatar of a stupidly powerful deity goddess who has existed as long as time itself and if I help her she'll bestow upon me wealths and heavenly blessings immeasurable? In that case fuck yeah, I'll take her home, but otherwise who gives a shit, children are annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10511361
My dick says otherwise.