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10508822 No.10508822[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

If there was a /jp/ meetup that most or all regular posted attended, do you think things would get homosexual?

>> No.10508825

yes

>> No.10508856

No, it fun to be cute online, but in real life everyone would be self-conscious except for one fat neckbeard who would be horrible un-selfaware and spout off horrible maymays and ask who people are quoting.

>> No.10508854

If someone can get felt up at a Minecraft convention, who knows what type of sodomy would happen at the /jp/ meetup. Someone would get raped and there would Kigurumis running around screaming as horny /jp/sies hump their legs.

>> No.10508863

>>10508856
Oh, man. A /jp/ meetup where everyone talked in that "Sex with Youmu! Patchy is a girl!" posting style.

>> No.10508868

I think /jp/ would be very friendly irl because they lack friends and would not want to offend.

>> No.10508875

I would like a hug box.

>> No.10508881

No. People would just joke about it awkwardly, and a group of five or six neurotypicals would have a pleasant conversation while the rest of us feel bitter about it.

>> No.10508886

I wish a cute /jp/sie would feed me oatmeal and change my diapers and be my daddy.

>> No.10508899

>>10508886
dude thats pretty gay, you'd fit right in at a /jp/ meetup though

>> No.10508900
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>>10508822
There would only be a matter of time before there was a conspiracy to commit mass loli rape. Nothing good would come of it.

>> No.10508903

Do you think milk would come?

>> No.10508904

It would be too awkward and many people probably wouldn't feel comfortable around each other.
Also like >>10508856 said, there would probably be some idiot acting like an idiot.
There might be one guy who would suck everyone's dick.

>> No.10508925

>>10508900

Man, that doujin hurt so good. I felt horrible after wanking my brains out, but I couldn't help it, especially since I have a 10 year old sister. After that, I vowed to only fap to happy lolis, like Suzanna-chan.

>> No.10508969

As a girl I wouldn't go because I'd just be accused of being a slut despite being a kissless virgin. So it would totally be a sausage fest filled with gayness.

>> No.10508972

>>10508969
btw im a girl

>> No.10508984
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10508984

I have meetings all day. Every day for weeks now. Really long, dumb ones.

They never get homosexual.

>> No.10508991

I would try to find people to play multiplayer video games with.
But no lewd things.

>> No.10509002

If an attractive (to your tastes) hikki truNEET girl or boy asked to suck your dick, would you honestly decline?

Don't lie to yourself.

>> No.10509022

There would be that one loud annoying "alpha neckbeard" there and he would be surrounded by a small clique of more introverted nerds who fake laugh at his jokes. The others would be scattered around trying to make their presence unknown and praying their mom picks them up early.

>> No.10509033

>>10509022

I can confirm this to be true. It would be the same sort of /pol/ or /r9k/ extradite who only comes here on weekends and regularly calls people 'weaboos' and 'chinks'.

>> No.10509035
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10509035

meanwhile...

>> No.10509047

I went to red lobster with a guy from /jp/ and /a/. It was shit and we surprisingly had very little in common.

He said he'd talk to me later that night but he never did.
fuck you too Conrad, you wasted $15 on the endless shrimp because you ate like 2 shrimps

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10509055

Trevor would probably show up with an AR-15 and shoot everyone so no.

>> No.10509058

>>10509002
Trick question, there is no such thing as an attractive hikki truNEET. That goes double for the disgusting 'women' NEETs.

>> No.10509061

>>10509022
your body is in your house
your eyes are in jp

but your mind is still in HS

>> No.10509064

>>10509055

Please stop namedropping yourself. Satisfy your thirst for attention elsewhere because all of us are sick of you.

>> No.10509065
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>>10509047
I would have ate all the shrimp

>> No.10509069

>>10509055
Why did you post Currybutt if you're talking about Trevor?

>> No.10509071

>>10509002
>If an attractive (to your tastes) hikki truNEET girl

A preschooler wants to suck my dick?

>> No.10509072

>>10509058

I'm hikki truNEET and I think I look pretty dang good

People have said so too, but I don't know if they were being flatterous or not

>> No.10509081
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>>10508822
of course. we're all little girls here.

>> No.10509079

>>10509072
>and I think
That's what you would have you believe.

>> No.10509083

>>10509064
Please stop calling me Trevor. That's the third time you've done it today.

>> No.10509097

>>10509072
Very few of us look as bad as the stereotype would have people believe. Thats why you think you're attractive, because you don't "look the part."

We're mostly average to moderately ugly here.

>> No.10509118

>>10509097
I think a lot of you just like to project your ugliness to make yourselves feel better (no offense)

There's nothing about being truNEET that ties you to being genetically ugly. You can smell like shit or be dirty cause of the hikki life but your bone structure isn't affected by how many VNs you play or cartoons you watch.

>> No.10509120

>>10509097
That's a horrible metric.

>> No.10509135

>>10508822
That is my favorite Makoto picture.

>> No.10509129

theres always that uppity neet who jumps at the chance to talk about how attractive he is

I've yet to see any hard evidence

>> No.10509142

>>10509083
Who is Trevor, what is his claim to fame here?

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>>10509129
me on the left

>> No.10509156

>>10509142

Trevor is the guy who runs around using the name 'Trevor' like it's another person. He does this because he has a mental illness that makes him require attention called histrionic personality disorder.

You can read about it here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

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10509172

Maybe someone should bring aphrodisiac and drug everyone's drinks with it. After that you'll all have a better time getting to know each other!

>> No.10509167

>>10509135
She looks so cute eating that pizza. And soon it will be inside her belly being digested. Such a contrast.

>> No.10509180

>>10509167
Wait, you find the pizza itself cute, or...?

>> No.10509192

>>10509156
Sounds like a fancy way of describing a slut to me.

>> No.10509190

Someone please make a series of images featuring moe anthropomorphisations of different pizzas.

>> No.10509191

>>10509172
You know what's crazy? Aphrodisiacs actually exist now. One's being tested right now for human consumption, may very well be out soon. Can you imagine?

>> No.10509213

>>10509167
I want to be inside of her too

>> No.10509208

>>10509180
I find her cute, as well as the pleasure she gets from eating the tasty pizza and the process of the pizza being digested.

>> No.10509224
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>>10509191
/jp/sies are one step close from being able to grab a girl, shove one down her throat and rape her with her consent.

>> No.10509231

Depends on if they'd suck it.

>> No.10509242

>>10509224

I hate giving images names this long because when I try to move them or sync my Google Drive folder it complains about the filename being too large

>> No.10509258

By definition there could never be a /jp/ meetup.

>> No.10509255

>>10509224
I'm sure she would still turn you over to the cops when she becomes sober.

>> No.10509278

>>10509242
I do that just to make fun of people.
>>10509255
Not if you knock wear a MASK then when you finish knock her out and clean her off leave no trace! Problem solved!

>> No.10509272

I'm alpha as fuck so I'd beat the HELL out of you pathetic losers and rape you in the ass to display my domination.

>> No.10509273

Please condense your Makoto threads.

>> No.10509285

>>10509258
There've been /jp/ meetups in the before times. Just before the crossboarders flooded in.

>> No.10509305

>>10509156
Somehow i believe that i got this - on the other hand "everyone got aids and malaria recording to internet symtomps".. so.. how reliable are the symptomps..

>> No.10509314

>>10509305

What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.10509316

>>10509285
They weren't actual meetups, people just posted an image and people would reply with me on the right and stuff.

>> No.10509324

I would meet up with no less than 2 /jp/sies, just to say I did. No 1 on 1 shit though.

>> No.10509325
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>>10508822
Every autstic fagnut here would have some groupy sex like "furpiles'. They would cosplay as their favorite 2hu and proceed with the anal play

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>>10509316
I was usually the one on the right.
It was fun.

>> No.10509330

>>10509316
Are ya sure?

>> No.10509333

I've been to a /jp/ meetup. It was very tame and if anything kind of boring, I was a little disappointed.

>> No.10509342

>>10509333
What'ja do at this meetup? I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.10509358

I would go to a /jp/ meetup but I would not eat any pizza there, or cake, or any other kind of communal food. I hate eating at parties because I don't know how much I'm supposed to eat. I would bring some sandwiches for myself and try to pack them in a way that made them look unappetizing so nobody tried to ask for any.

>> No.10509359

>>10508900
-rape dozens of lolis
-die like two homos inside a car

Yeah, /jp/

>> No.10509363

>>10509342
It was after Comiket maybe 2 years ago? We got some food together and a few people drank like one beer. Lots of people showing each other what porn they bought at Comiket but that was it.

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>>10509314
I was saying that HPD would explain my personality a lot. The only problem is that these "symtomps" are so generic and common that most people thought they got all kinds of deseases after the internet got out. that's why i quoted "everyone got malaria and aids on the internet".

I don't want to derail the thread though

on topic
I don't think it would turn out strangly. I had a lot of fun here and many people are actually pretty intelligent. What do I care about their looks or maybe akwardness - IF there is any. I think we would have a great time, but in my country ... i don't think many of them are here

>> No.10509369

>>10509358
I'm going to take your sandwiches.

>> No.10509388

>>10509358
1/8th.

>> No.10509382

>>10509369

Please. I will die from hungry.

>> No.10509397

>>10509367
Are you a cute frumpy NEET with her buttcrack showing?

>> No.10509398

I would go to a meetup but I would just stay drinking alone and I would pass out and no one would notice me

>> No.10509403
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>>10509358
This would be a /jp/ meetup
Its all you can eat

>> No.10509413

Nothing would happen because most of you don't even shower, so I doubt you take care of yourselves. You ugly fat smelly NEET.

>> No.10509461

>>10509403
why do jap women always want to go to mexico and get pregnant?

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>>10509413
Well you cannot blame them for poor hygiene. They expect their waifus to bathe them, so based off what you just said, what is that reality?

>> No.10509455

Would you hug a cute /jp/ poster in real life?

>> No.10509479

>>10509453

Everyone please join me in proxy-reporting this guy's posts. I'm tired of seeing him around here.

>> No.10509474

>>10509461

That is not pregnancy

>>10509455

I would hug and fug a cute /jp/er

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>>10509479
awwww, You gonna crwy?
And DO IT FAGGOT, I can just renew IP, so I don't care

>> No.10509528

>>10509511
Please respect the spirit of /jp/, crossboarder

>> No.10509533

>>10509479
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrMGPvjPtM8

>> No.10509561

>>10509528
Mad babby

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>>10509461
Japan loves Mexico, they would love to give birth to half breeds.

>> No.10509688

I would go around and hug every /jp/sie except for the really fat ones. I don't like fat people because they're usually very mean and rude.

>> No.10509692

>>10509688
I like hugs

>> No.10509696

>>10509403
me on the left

>> No.10509699

>>10508868
Fuck you are right about me ;_;

>> No.10509708

What if a girl showed up to a jp meetup?

>> No.10509714

>>10508868
no

I'm fucking honest and straightforward

otherwise it would be forced and not fun at all

>> No.10509710

>>10509461
They aren't jap women.

>> No.10509711

>>10509708
Trumpets

>> No.10509716

>>10509708
Where is that "here's my imouto" comic for the /jp/ meetups when you need it.

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>>10509711
This isn't Pokemon R/S/E! Will you get serious already!?

>> No.10509722

>>10509191
Citation needed

>> No.10509728

>>10508868
That's a really bad way to hold together a friendship.

>> No.10509726

>>10509692
Then I would hug you twice as hard!

>>10509708
I would NOT hug her. She probably has all sorts of nasty germs. Eww.

>> No.10509727

>>10509316
Only jp meetup I know of is one where tripfags went to which was milk mush tokiko pygma etc.

>> No.10509732

>>10509363
Some people were talking about having a meetup at awa in September since Zun is going to be there.

>> No.10509734

>>10509688
I don't like hugs sorry.
I'd put up my hands and say "no thanks heh" and you'd make a disappointed face and it would be very awkward until you moved on.

>> No.10509739

>>10509726
How tall are you?

>> No.10509750

>>10509739
6'2

>>10509734
I'd only be disappointed if you didn't have fun.

>> No.10509749

Sex is only for married lovers.

>> No.10509757

>>10509750
Yeah you are really tall. I'd probably be pressed in your chest not that I mind...

>> No.10509767

>>10509732
I'd like to see a bunch of socially awkward /jp/sies trying to interact, specially breaking the ice. Has to be amusing yes or yes.

So please, if someone goes record it or take pictures along with ZUN's talk.

>> No.10509772

>>10509767
We are going to get him drunk and party all night.

>> No.10509811

Can i blow my safety whistle if someone touches me, Onii-chan?

>> No.10509814

>>10509811
If you do I'll rape you harder

>> No.10509848

If there were a /jp/ meetup I hope it'd be some place like a public park so we can all be around lolis.

>> No.10509888

>>10509814
If you are like this who'll attend the meeting, Onii-chan?

>> No.10509950

>>10509848
Where in the world is there a park with 2d little girls running around?!

>> No.10509960

>>10509888
Don't worry; I'll protect you from him.

Of course I will require... "payment" for my services.

>> No.10509967

>>10509960
Kill yourself out of /jp/, faggot.

>> No.10509971

>>10509967
dont be mean to uncle mugen fucktard

>> No.10509980

>>10509967
I won't let you hurt my friends!

>> No.10509985

Will you guys stop being autistic. I want us to meet and show Zun we are well adjusted successful citizens who enjoy his high artistic video games for entertainment purposes.

>> No.10509999

>>10509888
Nice trips!

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>>10509985
Take this with you.

Anyways there will be a /jp/sie with such retardation that all your efforts to appear normal shall be eclipsed.

There is no hope, no future and it's about to happen.

>> No.10510147

>>10509999
Nice quads!

>> No.10510157

>>10510147
oh thanks. i work them every day after my oats.

>> No.10510169

>>10509367
>but in my country ... i don't think many of them are here
Much less mine.

>> No.10510214

>>10510157
Why would you take credit for someone else's work, Onii-chan? That's not a good thing to do.

>> No.10510314

>>10510012
Perhaps I now have a reason to leave my room.
Where is ZUN going to be? I've got like two years of autism bucks saved up.

It should fall on me to show him the true face of the west.

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Eww no. I'm very lewd on the internet but I'm afraid of 3D sex, a cousin was flirting with me once and I was so scared that I almost pissed myself.

>> No.10510341,1 [INTERNAL] 

I want to rape a /ghost/.

Inb4 homo, fuck off I'll rap whoever I please

>> No.10510341,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10510341,1
wanna rap with me nigga?

>> No.10510341,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10508903
shed come about 30 times after i take charge bitsh

i shankd ure maughter

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