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Your favourite 2hu invited you to a party at the Hakurei Shrine.
But your NEET pride forbids you to go outside.

What do you do ?

>> No.10507673
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10507673

give her the dick

>> No.10507676

Go anyway and stand in the corner sipping sake

>> No.10507677

If Kaguya is there then it's fine to go. She has a NEET zone about her, so just stay close.

>> No.10507679

lock her in my basement so i can fug her without leaving my house

>> No.10507688

Wouldn't you feel more comfortable being around touhous than people?

>> No.10507691

The smile of a little girl is more important than my social status.

>> No.10507692

>>10507688
>>10507691
false as HELL

>> No.10507696

>>10507692

I decide what it means to be truNEET. Get fucked, crybaby.

>> No.10507697

>>10507692
Would you make a little girl sad just to be a proudNEET instead of a temporarilyAshamedNEET?

>> No.10507701

Are you unironically confusing the terms hikki and NEET, nerd?

>> No.10507707

>>10507697
>>10507696
I'm scared of people so I hide in my room xD, if only people were nicer I would go make lots of friends!!! =/= I am an enlightened truNEET who chooses isolation.

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>>10507707

heh i have showed those loser false NEETs

i win

>> No.10507713

>>10507709
You're the same /a/ crossboarding falseNEET who posts "epic" crying baby reaction images.

Please just leave.

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>>10507713

>> No.10507717

>>10507672
But I'm not a NEET. Does it mean I will never be invited by my favourite touhou?

>> No.10507720

>>10507707
>>10507713

I can smell the crossboarder miasma on these posts. Pungent

Look how hard he's trying to fit in. Desperation in the form of posts.

>> No.10507722

>>10507715
>>10507720
I'm still waiting for you to leave.

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>>10507722

>> No.10507732

everyone ITT needs to leave, including me.

>> No.10507735

>>10507726
Hilarious.

>> No.10507736

>>10507672
I would open a portal to Hakurei Shrine so technically the shrine would be part of my room.

>> No.10507738

>>10507715
I want to fuck that baby so hard right now. Sauce?

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>>10507735

>> No.10508392

Come out of the closet along with the majority of /jp/ over not being NEET. Quite possible with enough incentive like this.

>> No.10508577

I'm a NEET, not a hikki so I would be able to go.

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