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Patchouli is a great touhou!

>> No.10505377
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But is she ticklish?

>> No.10505379

Hold me.
I'm scared.

>> No.10505380 [DELETED] 

What the fuck is going on /jp/?

btw I'm Japanese

>> No.10505382 [DELETED] 

No Touhou allowed on /jp/. Only boring discussions about gameplay.

>> No.10505383
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>> No.10505385
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;_; wtf is going on

>> No.10505390

>>10505385
The purge. Only the strong will make it out of this alive.

>> No.10505391

rip /jp/

;_;

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>>10505385
just take it dude it will be over by tomorrow.
I e-mailed moot so he might read it

For now here's a pic of Patchy and her sweater melons.

>> No.10505389

Why did they delete my post? ;_;

>> No.10505394

>>10505389
Because this janitor is literally retarded.

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>>10505385
I think someone's giving us a birthday present.

>> No.10505401

>>10505394
This is more dickish than retarded.

>> No.10505402

Is this the official death of/jp/ thread

>> No.10505403

>>10505401
b-but I thought i could come to /jp/ and not get bullied!

>> No.10505407

>>10505403
I wont bully you dude.

I get bullied a lot.

>> No.10505410

>>10505407
thanks anon

<3

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Who flipped their shit?

>> No.10505413
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>>10505398
>>10505392
>>10505390
I never asked for this ;_;

>> No.10505415

>>10505413
Black Patchy is far too edgy for me.

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>>10505415
She's a witch. Witches should be dark, right?

>> No.10505423

im getting bullied for posting in this thread


it was fun

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>>10505419
No she's an alchemist.

>> No.10505433
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m-muh threads!

>> No.10505436

Janitor-san deleted a post I spent so much time typing. That's just mean.

>> No.10505442
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Patchouli? Buttchouli.

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Why is this happening ;_;

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>>10505442
God that is a glorious ass.

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>>10505450
I would love to feel patchouli's plump rump.
It looks meaty and nice to touch.

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>>10505463
You can look, I guess, but you cannot touch.

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>>10505463
Id rather stare

>> No.10505491

>>10505473
There's only so much you can learn by looking and learning.

Sometimes you need to try it out to really understand what it's all about if you know what I mean.

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>>10505491
Well, looking is all you're getting. Take it or leave it.

>> No.10505536

>>10505514
I would stare at Patchy's nice butt all day.

I don't care if I can't touch!

>> No.10505542

>>10505419
That's only bad witches.
There are good witches too.
Seriously, hasn't anyone seen the Wizard of Oz?

>> No.10505554

>>10505542
Marisa is a witch, and she wears black. Does that make her a bad witch?

>> No.10505560

>>10505554
Yeah.

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>>10505554
She wears white too.
But she's a thief. She's not evil, but she's bad.

>> No.10505567

>>10505554
>>10505542
Please all I said is that it makes her look edgy

I think your attire really has nothing to do with your personality or morals.

>> No.10505572

>>10505567
Great, because I'm wearing this because swastikas and skulls look cool.

>> No.10505582

>>10505561
A theif hides her actions. She seems pretty blatant. That's just called taking. And if she gives it back, then it just becomes borrowing. And it's perfectly fine to borrow things when you need it; people should be happy to share with others.

>> No.10505584

>>10505561
Prologue to so many recently translated Marisa doujins. Hang in there, black-white...

>> No.10505585

>>10505572
Before the holocaust and the formation of the nazi party that wouldn't have been relevant.

You are taking this to the extreme though, and there is no reason. You know what I meant.

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>>10505582
But she doesn't give them back!

>> No.10505597

>>10505591
Can you prove that? Besides, I have often borrowed something and forgot that I borrowed it; it is hardly fair to make a thing out of a little mistake like that.

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>>10505597
She does it far, far to often to call it a mistake!

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>> No.10505614

>>10505609
I could have sworn she actually used this exact line >>10505610 before in canon, which proves that she fully intends to return it, and therefore, it is totally fine.

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>>10505610

>> No.10505624

>>10505614
>she fully intends to return it
no she doesnt
she's keeping it until she dies
and then patchy can go get it back

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>>10505614
Bullshit. They're Patchys books, she isn't consenting to Marisa "borrowing" them, and those terms are absolutely ridiculous anyway. That damn thief's trying to become immortal, you know.

>> No.10505642

>>10505624
That is hardly fair. Let's say you write something into your will, and you die, and your lawyer distributes that thing, could the recipient say that you refused to give it to them? Because that is exactly what you are saying in different words.

>>10505637
You wouldn't? If the terms become unreachable, then the terms of agreement must be renegotiated, but no earlier.

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>>10505642
You don't get it. Patchy hasn't agreed to those terms.

>> No.10505661

>>10505656
She is in a considerably better position, and so should be happy to help the less fortunate in their time of need. I didn't think Patches would be such a selfish person.

>> No.10505672

>>10505642
Please stop being purposefully obtuse

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>>10505661
And?
Patchy hasn't agreed to those terms.

>> No.10505689

>>10505672
I am uncertain as to what you mean, exactly.

>>10505677
If she found them as objectionable as she claims, then surely she would have made efforts to prevent and correct this "theivery." As it is, it almost reminds me of a woman who regrets having sex the morning after and cries "rape."

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>>10505689
She has.

>> No.10505716

>>10505703
Were that the case, then it should hardly remain an issue.

>> No.10505719

>>10505689
did you miss the gate guard and all the fairies that tried to stop her?

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>>10505716
Marisa is very powerful. She overcomes all the measures Patchy takes to protect her books.

>> No.10505731

>>10505719
Surely that had nothing to do with the incident the mansion was carrying out.

>> No.10505764

>>10505730
Despite your claims that she tears through an assortment of traps with force and vigor to rob the library blind, I want you to consider the idea that's more like checking them out instead. Renting. Making temporary use of a collection too vast to be used otherwise.

>> No.10505777

Shit guys why won't you just admit that Marisa steals from an anemic librarian?

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>>10505764
Patchy isn't consenting to this "renting."

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>>10505777
>guys
Guy. Singular.

>> No.10505788

>>10505777
It's not stealing if she doesn't hide it and lie about it. It's not taking either if she intends to return it.

>>10505780
That, and the fact that Patches will be considerably hard pressed to read every book in there; it does seem to be a very large library.

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>>10505788
What's your point?
Patchy isn't consenting to this "renting."

>> No.10505796

>>10505788
Rape is still stealing someone's virginity.

>> No.10505806

>>10505796
I don't see where you got the rape analogy from, but if you're gentle enough with it, it could be a happy enough experience. Still hardly comparable to borrowing a book.

>>10505795
I am saying she'll hardly notice a thing by the time the books are back in place.

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>>10505806
Yes she will. She has, she does.
That doesn't matter. They are her books, all of them, and she is not consenting to Marisa taking them.

>> No.10505825

>>10505815
But she is not taking them. She is borrowing them. At least you are no longer accusing her of theft, though.

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>>10505825
I am.
Patchy is not consenting to this "borrowing" either.

>> No.10505860

>>10505837
Cool scare quotes, but you will not manage to prove me wrong by repeating her lack of response.

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>>10505860
She has responded. She's said "hey don't take my books" and tried to prevent Marisa from taking them.

>> No.10505900

>>10505881
Clearly her heart was not in it. Besides, what's a little loan between friends, right?

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>>10505900
Heart is irrelevant.
Patchy is not consenting to this "loan."

Time for bed. Please learn that not admitting you're wrong does not prove you right.
Good night, anon.

>> No.10505974

>>10505968
How do you expect the little witch to grow if she can't learn. This uncharitable and selfish nature is actively malicious.

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Patchy's just lazy.
If she really wanted her stuff back, she'd stake out Marisa's place and raid it while the witch is out (or send someone like Koakuma to do it).
She's not THAT sick...and yet all we get from her is complaining, more complaining and some supposed 'defense' that doesn't seem to impede Marisa any.

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>>10506384
Don't bully Patchy

>> No.10506503

I want a Patchouli daki but they are all too lewd.

>> No.10506510

>>10506503
Same here, dude.

>> No.10506515

>>10506503
>>10506510
I want a fumofumo, but their all so expensive

>> No.10506516

>>10506503
My 2D girlfriend only has lewd dakimakuras as well.

I just want to sleep in the same bed as her. I think our relationship has been going on for long enough.

>> No.10506518

>>10506515
I just got a Patchy Fumo last week. ~60 bux wuth shipping from EMS.

>> No.10506522

>>10506515
I have a Patchouli fumofumo, very cute.

>> No.10506530

>>10506518
>>10506522
;_; very jealous, where did you guys order them from?

>> No.10506539

>>10506530
amiami right after they restocked.

>> No.10506543

>>10506530
eBay

>> No.10506549
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>>10506515
There are ways to save money, you know.

>> No.10506561

>>10506549
WHY

>> No.10506562

>>10506549
The eyes and mouth don't match the rest.

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>> No.10506709

>>10506683
I want to feel them,
hold them,
caress them against my face,
such smooth skin,
a unique texture,

the leather binding of her books.

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>> No.10507381

>>10506384
Get out subhuman Marisa-loving socialist

>> No.10507404
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My fave touhou. His fist burns with an awesome POWER!

>> No.10507410

>>10507404
HIS BURNING GRIP TELLS HIM TO DEFEAT YOU

>> No.10507413
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>>10507410
TAKE THIS!

>> No.10507415 [DELETED] 

The janitor is dead, and our people are free.

Long live anarcho-/jp/.

>> No.10507417

>>10507413
MY LOVE

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>>10507417
MY ANGER

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>>10507415
Patchy supports anarcho-/jp/.

>> No.10507423

>>10507421
AND ALL OF MY SORROW!

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>>10505374

>> No.10507430
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>>10507423
SHIIIIINIIIIIIIING FIIIIIIIIIIIINGERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

>> No.10507433

>>10507430
GOOOOOO!

>> No.10507437
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>>10507433
GOOOOO

>> No.10507470

>>10505374
yea right wwwww

>> No.10507482

>>10507437
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.10508815
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>>10505374

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>> No.10511549

I want to pet Catchouli.

>> No.10511748
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Sleeping Patchouli is the best Patchouli

>> No.10511765
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dance party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgqD2o51RUw

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> engaging reality distortion field

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>> No.10511953

>>10511892
Why?

>> No.10511969

>>10511953
He desperately hungers for a ban.

>> No.10511979 [DELETED] 
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> because chaos

And libraries with magic users living in them.

>> No.10511989

>>10511979
Please stop posting ponies in my thread.

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>>10511989
You asked nicely enough

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I like cute Patchy more than sexy Patchy.

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>>10512081
Cute 2hus are always better then sexy 2hus.

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>>10512086
Can't we combine the two?

>> No.10512141

>>10512086
Opinions, opinions!

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>>10505636
Canon grumpy Patchy with dark circles under her eyes is so cute.

I want to physically overpower her and force her to relax, have some fresh air and rest.

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>>10512512
Yesterday, I was sitting in the tram driving home sat a girl in a cute polka dot dress with an overcoat. She was looking like being awake for ~40h with dark rings under her eyes. She was a tiny Asian student probably 4 heads smaller than me. She looked so exhausted I wanted to take her to my flat, cook dinner for her and cuddle under a thick blanket.
I was smiling the whole ride home, imaging her sleepy face waking up next to me.

>> No.10512742

I ordered a patchy fumo last week and I'm already regretful.

>> No.10512750

>>10512512
grumpy turns me on

>> No.10512839

>>10512731
Cute.

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>> No.10512929

>>10505442
Buttcheeksli

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Raping Patchouli!

>> No.10513207

>>10513203
I've been having a lot more serious rape fantasies lately. At this point if I saw a girl sleeping like that I would probably rape her.

>> No.10513226

>>10513207
I'm not a big fan of rape.
I would want to see the girl looking cute rather than seeing fear and sadness.

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>>10513203
Please don't.

>> No.10513243

>>10513235
I wanna pry her legs open and fuck that hot VIRGIN puss-puss.

>> No.10513250

Thanks for another fucking Touhou thread you piece of shit.

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>>10513243
Please don't. Look how scared she is.

>> No.10513269

>>10513250
This was the first touhou thread posted after janny went ape shit.

GG NERD

>> No.10513270

>>10513243
>VIRGIN
nice one

>> No.10513293

>>10513270
Thanks man, I don't think a b-word is worth it unless she's pure. Otherwise she's just used goods, ya know?

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She's my favorite

>> No.10513310

>>10513302
Pleaso no, I want my 2hus to stay white.

>> No.10513388

>>10513310
Well too bad, manipulation of race is my touhou power.

>> No.10513404

>>10513388
Then show me a nigga satori.

>> No.10513428

>>10513404
No way, I would never ruin Satori's perfect Japanese features. I only use my powers on white touhou!

>> No.10513437

>>10513428
then make a nigga alice

>> No.10513454

>>10513428
Make nigga reimu. Do it faggot

>> No.10513466

>>10513428
>Satori's perfect Japanese features
Hm where?

>> No.10513603

>>10513428
What about a nigga Utsuho?

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Post Patchouli you fags!

>> No.10517199
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>>10517191
Don't need to be so rude about it!

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>>10515570
Nice try. That's Shampoo.

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>>10517925
Patchy gave birth! PATCHY GAVE BIRTH!!

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>> No.10518004

>>10517987
I want to feel her up.

>> No.10518203

>>10517969
You know, this is probably going to happen to all the major characters. Once ZUN and his wife start having kids of their own we should start seeing baby Touhou all over the place.

After all he created Mamizou as a character insert for his wife.

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>>10518203
Yeah, right.
Especially not Patchy. She's so weak...she'd probably die in childbirth or something.

>> No.10518285

>>10518203
>After all he created Mamizou as a character insert for his wife.

Citation needed.

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