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10502315 No.10502315[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Guess who will get released next month

>> No.10502319

My uncle

>> No.10502324

They released her years ago. Into the care of my dick.

>> No.10502327
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Ryukishi

>> No.10502334

She probably works some dead-end job being bored as fuck with life.

Either that or she leeches off some corporate dude.

>> No.10502336

nice thumbnail you fagglebutt

>> No.10502341
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She'll do it again, they always do. I secretly hope she does, a schoolgirl killing people is ridiculously cute.

But Anders Braivik gets released in 21 years, tha's barely anything, considering he killed more people than the Yorkshire Ripper of the known kills that Ted Bundy racked up.

>> No.10502350

forgot this one janishit

>> No.10502349
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>> No.10502352

>>10502341
In Europe, we believe that everyone deserves a second chance. We don't just kill off our own men like Americans do.

>> No.10502356

>>10502350
B-but nevada-tan is /jp/.

>> No.10502361

>>10502352

That's probably why its so shit. Here in Britain, its not as bad as the other countries in Europe, but people still get away with too much.

>>10502356

Wouldn't want to take up space for his precious NEET threads now, would we?

>> No.10502370

>>10502341
It would be pretty funny if Breivik wrecked shit all over again after he gets released from his forced in the norwegian spa
#yolo

>> No.10502373

>>10502341
#FREEBREIVIK

>> No.10502376
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>>10502341

#BREIVIKDIDNOTHINGWRONG

>> No.10502380

>>10502315
man she's hella cute, most jap girls look pretty shitty w/o lighting and makeup. Prolly looks like shit now though after being in prison forever.

>> No.10502383

>>10502315
I've been hearing this shit for months now. Are you all just messing with me?

>> No.10502382

>>10502315
>next month
source on that, OP?

>> No.10502391

>>10502361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB4pLnK_X4U

Your country is becoming worse.

>> No.10502400

>>10502391

It is, but that video is retarded. Its known that councils cram Muslims and blacks in pockets around inner cities. In Manchester, there's a place called Rusholme that is full of Pakis. If you walked through it, you would think we were being invaded. But once you leave and move from it, there's barely any Pakis. Its not like I care much any way, the white people in my area are more dangerous han Pakis and niggers combined.

>> No.10502411

>>10502400
>white people in my area are more dangerous han Pakis and niggers combined.
I don't think you ever saw a black man in your life, friend.

>> No.10502409

>>10502315
for all people lurking her for just a couple of months - who is she?

>> No.10502410
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>>10502382
>>10502380

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada-tan

>> No.10502416

>>10502391
>I've got the disability of not being able to respect people that don't look like I do

>> No.10502417

>>10502416
shitskin lover

>> No.10502419

>>10502410
>it sentenced her to an additional two years of involuntary commitment in September 2006.[16] On May 29, 2008, local authorities announced that they did not seek her additional sentence.
How exactly does that add up to march 2013?

>> No.10502427

>>10502419

It doesn't, OP is ''joking''

>> No.10502433 [DELETED] 

There have been several rumours of Nevada-tan being released in the past, so unless there's a credible source somewhere indicating March 2013, I'd file this away along with all the other rumours.

>> No.10502428

>>10502416
You do? Well then man the fuck up, princess.

>> No.10502430

>>10502419
You've been tricked dude

>> No.10502436

>>10502410
>After being taken into custody, she was reported as confessing to the crime, saying "I am sorry, I am sorry" to police.[10] She spent the night at the police station, often crying at times, and refused to eat anything. She was offered snacks, but refused to eat them. Eventually, she ate bread and drank juice.

kawaii

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>>10502411

I seen thousands of them. Yet the only people I've had trouble with are white. Face it, British whites are either One-Direction faggots or animals. I can't wait to get out of here.

Anyway, moar Navada-tan.

>> No.10502468

>>10502453
One Direction is popular among common Euros? I thought it was an overseas export craze like Kpop that the country itself hates.

>> No.10502474

Guys
guys
I think we can all establish that Europe is just shit right now. Everywhere is shit right now, but we can all agree that Canada sucks.

>> No.10502483
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sad americans trying to shitpost on my jaypee

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MnuiPAVHvp

>> No.10502488

>>10502453
what the HELL is one direction

>> No.10502489
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>> No.10502486

>>10502468

No-one except for girls give a shit about the band itself, but the style and being a sensitive faggot (which is just an act, in reality they're still same self-centred assholes they were before they got a gay hairstyle) has become very popular. For some reason, every time I see their hairstyles, it makes me feel sick.

>> No.10502491

>>10502483
>my jaypee
get the fuck out

>> No.10502492

>>10502488

A bunch of fags. That's all you need to know.

>> No.10502494

>>10502488
>>10502488
seems like a faggot band

>> No.10502495

>>10502491

make me fag, i run this place

>> No.10502497

>>10502495
i run ur mum fegget sug my cog im the fuckin king of /jp/

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>>10502497

fuck off to /v/, weeb

>> No.10502503

>>10502500
fucking EPIC reaction /b/ro
that'll teach those /v/tards to get off of our /jp/

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>>10502491
>>10502495
>>10502497
>>10502500
>>10502503
excuse me waiter it seems you've forgotten my sides

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>>10502500
shut up ugly fucking super need piece of shit before i throw you down on the ground and rape you
your move, asslord

>> No.10502511

>>10502497
>>10502500
>>10502503
>>10502506
>>10502507
Janitor clean this up.

>> No.10502513

>>10502511
The janitor died

>> No.10502516

>>10502511
>>10502513

not your personal army
back to /b/ with you two

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>>10502516

>> No.10502525

>>10502518

fuck off, moot

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>>10502525

u way m8

>> No.10502543

>>10502483
That's pretty wacky and random, dude.

>> No.10502547

>>10502436
Was she a child when she did it? Or was she 12-13?

>> No.10502549

>>10502547

11

>> No.10502551

>>10502549
Cute. How old was the corpse?

>> No.10502554

>>10502551
12

>> No.10502556

>>10502549
Why would they send a child to jail? She should have been released years ago.

>> No.10502559

>>10502453
Man, I want to rape her naughty ass cheeks so bad.

>> No.10502563

>>10502556

Sorry, but I don't buy that. I'm the same age as her, but I never killed anyone. Bullying and hurting yes, but not killing.

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>yfw

>> No.10502573

>>10502315
It must be great to get out of jail to find out that you're a fucking internet celebrity and that white knights will come to your rescue with flying banners at any time you wish.

>> No.10502575

>>10502563
Being a bully is more evil than killing your classmate. It isn't nearly as bad, but it requires more malice.

>> No.10502572
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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MnuiPAVHvp

>> No.10502578

>>10502565
Is that the real Nevada?

>> No.10502580

>>10502575

lol wut

Slashing someone's throat and wrists is worse than a bit of bullying.

>> No.10502581

>>10502483

>you got no idee

>> No.10502583

>>10502565
i'd fugg this qt psycho so hard

>> No.10502584
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>>10502578
No, that's Nevada in pic related

>> No.10502591

>>10502580
That's exactly what I said, dude.

>It isn't nearly as bad

Killing someone with a knife is surprisingly easy, but you have to be a way bigger asshole to bully them.

>> No.10502593

>>10502591
killing is bad

>> No.10502592

>>10502583
I'd lick her armpit sweat and rub her sweaty ass checks. Especially the part between the two of them.

>> No.10502598

>>10502595
racist

>> No.10502595

>>10502584
She looks the same.

>> No.10502606

>>10502593
I KNOW, I've said it three times already.

KILLING SOMEONE IS HORRIBLE. But you don't really need to be one of the worst people in the whole town to kill someone.

BULLYING IS BAD. But you need to be an evil bastard to do it.

>> No.10502610

>>10502598
Slavic lolis are better, it's not my fault.

Japanese lolis are crazy murderous cunts.

>> No.10502611

>>10502606
i'm sorry

>> No.10502616

>>10502606
you mad bro lol eheheh

>> No.10502614

>>10502611
It's not enough. I'm gonna bully you.

>> No.10502622 [DELETED] 

>>10502610
>Slavic
Nice try slavshit

>> No.10502619

>>10502614
hidoi

>> No.10502623

>>10502584
I love how 11 year olds look like 8 in Japan.

>> No.10502629
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>>10502525

Make me.

>> No.10502637

>>10502629

Did you seriously just spend 30 minutes making that

>> No.10502728

>>10502361
People deserve to "get away" with things after some time has passed. Punishing people for life never solves anything.

>> No.10502736

>>10502622
>janiturd deletes one posts on slavshits
janiturd confirmed for slavicshit

>> No.10502790

>>10502736
Why do you hate slavs so much, americunt? They are nice and create beautiful lolis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVRdhg6biN0

>> No.10502804

>>10502790
Nice try janiturdslavshit. Only a genetically inferior primitive would say or think that.

>> No.10502818

>>10502790
Their lolis look like meanies. Would not masturbate to.

>> No.10502824

http://kidxforever.tumblr.com/post/26827914358/when-selling-girl-scout-cookies-goes-wrong

Do you fap to crying lolis, /jp/? Do you laugh at them at least?

>inb4 tumblr

>> No.10502829

>>10502824
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10502830

>>10502818
Their lolis are the most beautiful lolis in the world. And also the horniest, if you know what I mean.

>> No.10502833

>>10502830
They have blonde hair so my mind automatically registers them as being mean people. Sorry, I can only ever like people with brown or black hair.

>> No.10502848

>>10502830
Their lolis are subpar and they grow up into primitives. It's only natural they'd be horny because of their primitive minds. Actual lolis are supposed to stay pure.

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>>10502824
God damn that was priceless. Thank you for the laughs, anon.

>>10502728
I agree, people deserve a second chance.

>> No.10502870

>>10502865
That's a very deep and mature outlook on life, bro! Fuck bad guys, they should just die!

>> No.10502865

>>10502852

Meh, they should just be killed. Then there's no problems.

>> No.10502868

>>10502833
What are you talking about? That only happens in some regions of Russia. Most of them have brown hair.

>>10502848
Actual lolis are children and children are not "sexually pure" by any means. Russian lolis just happen to own webcams since they are 8 for some reason.

>> No.10502878

>>10502865
I don't agree with you, but if they have to be killed because LOLDEMOCRACY, they should be killed quickly, just after being sentenced to death.

Forcing them to wait hours, days, months and even years knowing that they are going to be killed is inhuman, regardless of what they have done.

No one deserves to experience something like that, not even the moralfags.

>> No.10502880

>>10502870

You can't seriously believe that someone who slits another persons throat at 11 isn't a fuck up. She'll obviously do it again, especially when she see's the warm reception she got for it.

>> No.10502885

>>10502878

I don't give a shit what they think, its about keeping us safe.

>> No.10502890

>>10502868
>Russian lolis just happen to own webcams since they are 8 for some reason.
So they're dirty sluts before they're even in their preteens. Alright, we've established that too.

>> No.10502900

>>10502880
A 11 years old kid doesn't think logically, you faggot.

If they are old enough to be sent to jail/sentenced to death, they are old enough to make love with a young lolicon instead. That should be their "punishment", since it's apparently worse than death in the eyes of society.

>> No.10502909

>>10502900

Bullshit, yes they do. I was in full possession of my faculties at 11, and yes, sex between an 11 year old and an adult should be legal if its consensual.

>> No.10502911

>>10502890
Children are curious by nature. Masturbating every night and wanting to show off their bodies to strangers from a different country is completely normal.

A dirty slut would do much worse things.

>> No.10502918

This thread's heading for some interesting directions.

>> No.10502923

>>10502918
shut the fuck up nerd
alright final derailing
which 2hu wud u fuk

>> No.10502929

>>10502923
Cirno, Orin, Yuugi.

>> No.10502930

>>10502909
They don't really understand the consequences of killing someone, though. Hell, even teenagers can go crazy and consider the possibility of commiting a murder/beating the bully up, until they think about it for a while and realize how difficult it is to get away with something like that.

>> No.10502931 [DELETED] 

>>10502923
u're mum ;)

>> No.10502940 [DELETED] 

>>10502923

mootunmagan ;) >>10502629

>> No.10502948

>>10502824
Why did she fall off the chair? What a dumb kid.

>> No.10503004

>>10502923

Fine, this time I'll leave the smiley out.

mootunmagan >>10502629

There.

>> No.10503012

>>10503004
My epic "your mom" joke with a smiley was deleted too. I know your pain.

>> No.10503010

>>10502923
Satori and Youmu.

>> No.10503011

>>10503004
How does one actually fuck yuugenmagan?

>> No.10503039

>>10503011

Dunno. Rub your dick on her eye?

>> No.10503798

>>10502315

Girl should get out of Japan and go somewhere else. She could start over in a foreign land and make a good life for herself.

I could set her up with a place seeing I have large money bags, but sadly.... events like that are simply fantasy.

>> No.10503856

>>10502436
>After being taken into custody, she was reported as confessing to the crime, saying "I am sorry, I am sorry" to police.
>not being a kuudere psychopath

There goes my boner

>> No.10504017

>>10503798
Three days later, a jobless man was found dead naked with his throat slit and penis chopped off at the base.

>> No.10504534

>>10503856
It's the opposite for me. I like crying little kids.

>> No.10504596
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>>10503798
Yesterday a girl form the street(poor) asked me for some spare change while I was walking on an empty street, she was dirty and really skinny.

I have my own car and house, my home is located in a very isolated place, I should have invited her to my house, give her something to eat and give her some money in exchange of doing lewd things with her, she seemed real needed of money.

She was around 11-13.

I couldn't slept thinking about her and what did I miss.

I fucked up so bad, didn't I?

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>>10504596
Her handler would likely have stabbed you.

>> No.10504622

>>10504596
The least you could have done was give her shelter and food for the day, minus the lewd. You missed out on being a potential surrogate mother. Slowing nursing the broken child and warming her frozen heart, watching her grow up into a splendid woman.

>> No.10504626

>>10502341
Brevik is unlikely to ever get released. Yes his "sentence" is 20 years but they can extend it if the situation warrants it (that is to say, he is unrepentant, which he is).

Unless he undergoes real reform and is no longer deemed a threat he's likely going to spend the rest of his life in jail.

>> No.10504694 [DELETED] 

>>10502572
I'm American and I agree with you 100%

>> No.10504733

>>10504626
Why did you put sentence in quotes?

>> No.10504733,1 [INTERNAL] 

epic

this thread will go down into the annals of history as a glimpse of proto-neo /jp/'s unparalleled ironic shitposting.

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