/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280074/Surfing-internet-long-periods-time-cause-withdrawal-symptoms-similar-people-comedown-ecstasy.html

NEET Thread

[Anonymous No.]

I got sick.

[Anonymous No.]

[greentext]Daily Mail[/greentext]

C:\Users\jp\Desktop\clever_reaction_face.pdf

[naitoknaito No.]

This is the picture shown in the article, do you look like this? Disregarding gender of course.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to do something today, but I ended up browsing /jp/ all day instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501155
I hope you get better soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501161
No, I'm not that ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501161
No. I actually look more like >>10501149 right now. I just wish I were as cute looking.

[Anonymous No.]

> daily mail

relevent_/pol/_reaction_image.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>The research was carried out on 60 volunteers with an average age of 25 at Swansea University’s College of Human and Health Sciences.

>They were told to browse the internet for 15 minutes, then they were tested again for mood and levels of anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501161
haha who the fuck types with their hands half an inch from their chest

[naitoknaito No.]

>>10501184
Anonymous, that's cruel, remember that the article says she has autism.

[Anonymous No.]

i like to pretend that i have to be on the web alot because im studying something for class.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared my pc is going to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501184
At least she is sitting with proper posture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501196
So does everybody on this board. You're all here because you're autistic faggots. I only came here because I wanted to see why /b/ is always makin fun of you guys. Now I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501207
I'm autistic. What's you're excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501207
dyum u ownd dat homo so hard!
Ebin /b/rah!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501149
One thread allowed at a time ass.
>>10492105

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501236
This thread is different. This is the NEET 2.0 thread. It's more exclusive. True truNEETs only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501207
Critical hit to self-esteem
it was super effective

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

http://yppm.removed.us/index.php?vid=05

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501236

That one is about to fall off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501242
>True truNEETs only
You mean the floor shitters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501207
and you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501242
What is the difference between NEET and True truNEET?
Are there tiers of NEET?

If so, what tier does "Sit on your ass at a computer all day masturbating to gelbooru pictures" count as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501295
You can't quantify how much you're not employeed, in education or in training. So there are no tiers and you're an idiot, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501216
>Whats you're excuse
>Yoyre excuse
>You're

Confirmed for autistic retard. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501301
Lots of ways to group NEETs into categories and then try to rank them. There's seniority, how many disorders you have, how well off you are, how lazy you are/shit on the floor and how you feel about being NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501301
NO don't listen to this guy he's a fucking normie fauxNEET he doesn't know what he's talking about.

>>10501308
I'm autistic. What's you're excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501312
Yeah sure, don't you have to get up early for work tomorrow or something?

[Anonymous No.]

brothers and lolis, lets have peace, we nothing but each other ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

how many of you are actually NEET? I exhibit some hikikomori tendencies, but I'm actually in school right now

[Anonymous No.]

I believe that most of /jp/'s real NEETs don't post in the NEET threads anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501371
I believe most of /jp/'s NEETs are lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501366
>but I'm actually in school right now

Then you don't "exhibit some hikikomori tendencies." Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Real NEET here. Any self respecting person knows that these threads are terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501405
Well, I ditch most of my classes, mostly only turning in assignments that I can send remotely, and don't socialize at all. I've learned to pick classes that let me do this, so I'm not dropping out, but I'm still not exactly proud of my performance, and am a bit worried about my future.

[Anonymous No.]

I met a cute girl in my Algebra class this semester but the other day I said something really stupid and now she thinks I'm weird...

Any other socially awkward NEETs here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501420
you're a math major too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501424
Asian Studies ^^

[Anonymous No.]

I shit on the floor again today and have officially completed my fifth shit mound. It's beautiful. I'm thinking of putting the five mounds together to start a shit castle.

[Anonymous No.]

To be honest I really don't give shit about being or really is NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501371
I only post when the thread is far from the front page and the retarded masses.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any of you NEETs who are actually from any asian countries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501438
well, i'm of korean descent, but I was born and raised in america

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501430
Build a shit fortress and defend it from enemy shit soldiers

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501438
I North Korea NEET, ask me things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501410
Do you even wash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501430
my shit is too watery to make shit mounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501429
what are you doing in an algebra class then? I can't imagine what sort of applications abstract algebra has to asian studies. But I guess I haven't taken very much statistics, so, welp, what do I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501410

Do you even wash?

[Anonymous No.]

People who use the internet get depressed because they're coming down from the ignorance of society at large. This is probably propaganda to isolate internet users.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

I've been completely in the thrall of my internet addiction lately. All I seem to do is dick around online instead of doing the things I like to do and then talk about online. I don't know if I would experience withdrawal symptoms, but I definitely need to dial it back.

I have an enormous backlog of games, VNs, and animes that keeps growing every day. I also have kits in boxes that remain disassembled. It's stupid. I've tried making free time schedules, but then I get irritated because those take the joy right out of my hobbies, as well.

Anyone else ktf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501446
You know that algebra isn't very high level math that specifically math majors would have to take, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501366
I am actually NEET and have been for a little over seven years now.

[Anonymous No.]

I am neet but am slipping more into hikki territory recently.

i do not shit on the floor. only hikkis do that.

see? but im not a hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

clearly, this is a conspiracy by the Nihon Hikikomori Kyoukai

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501451
maybe my university is abnormal, but here it's a course exclusively taken by third year math majors that covers a bunch of abtruse stuff like groups, rings, fields, p-adics, galois theory, etc. The only other algebra I know is that stuff that kids in middle school take with the whole y=mx+b dealio

[naitoknaito No.]

>>10501449
For some reason the shittier the internet gets the more you stay here, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501410
neet thread post your feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501461
Most universities refer to the course as Abstract Algebra Some pretentious ones just call it Algebra.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>10501462
It is chillingly quixotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501461
Most universities refer to the course as "abstract algebra." Some pretentious ones will just call it algebra, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501467

Those aren't NEET feet, you're hobbit feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Tourist here. Why are so many of you saging the thread even as you participate in it and don't seem to object to it?

>>10501449
>>10501456
For example

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501480
Because they didn't want to bump the thread.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>10501480
Sage just means that the poster does not feel as though his post is worthy of pushing the thread closer to bump limit (i.e. death). Google it.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501480
welcome. Where do you come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501491
/b/
Someone just told me that there were other boards, so I figured I'd visit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501493
Indeed. The community here is quite different from /b/'s. Well, it is slower at least. Many of us wish for fewer shitposters, but I suppose such is inevitable on an anonymous community. What are your impressions? Also, why did you need someone to tell you that there were other boards when you can see them on the front page all the time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501511
Stop engaging it. Let it leave on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501511
You guys seem pretty alright, I'll probably stick around for a while.
What's a NEET anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501521
nice sage

[Anonymous No.]

I'm wondering about the best way to get on the dole.

Depression?
Anxiety?
Agorophobia?
Autsim?
All of them?

I know for certain I have all these probelms (except Autism), but I'm worried about either over or under doing it. Are there any other Welfare Sucking NEETs here on /jp/ who can give me some advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501527
Get food stamps, best thing to get (If you live in America)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501526
it stands for "Not in Education, Employment or Training" or something along those lines. It is commonly used synonymously with "hikikomori," which refers to someone who has not left their home in 6 months or something like that, since both often exhibit similar symptoms.

>>10501523
you guys don't talk at all, I have nothing else to do except go sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501530
gill yourselb

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501529
Yeah, I am and I should've mentioned that. Still, I don't think I can get stamps until after my parents kick me out next week and I'm living on the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501529
And buy what with them? Food? That's not video games, anime and figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501534
No, what you do is usually you get around $300 dollars a month with the card.

With that, you charge lets say 70% to someone, when you go to buy food. You get the food with the card, then charge them 70% of the total, there you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501535
How do you plan on getting by on your own if you actually suffer from anxiety and agoraphobia? Sounds like you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501542
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501530
Oh, I see. I haven't hung out with my friends in a while. Maybe I'm becoming a hikikimori too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501527
Pic related, hope it helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501540
>How do you plan on getting by on your own if you actually suffer from anxiety and agoraphobia?

I should've eloborated more, sorry. They're only kicking me out if I don't go to college. I trired to tell them that I would fail miserably with all the problems I'm trying to manage, and basically, they don't give a shit. I don't WANT to end up on the streets, but if were able to get on Welfare fast enough, I could handle maybe a few days or a week. There's a shelter around here, anyway.

In the end, I guess I might end up having to go to uni.

I'm kinda stuck in one hard ass place here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501551
Just go to uni, and waste your parents money. That'll teach them a lesson, they should've listened to you.

Maybe if they see that you're actually doing bad, they might lay off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501542
when you do hang out do you ever sugg each others' dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501546
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501551
uni isn't so bad. I was nervous about it, but I've actually managed to make a close friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501556
Yes :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501556
No, we usually just play video games and maybe smoke a little.

>>10501545
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501551
Parents always pull this kind of thing. "Get a job or get out of the house," or "Go to college or get out of the house." Mine have been telling me this ever since I was 16. I'm 23 now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501556
lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501546
I did the second option last year and just got the generic rejection letter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501567
sent ;))

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501546
>>10501569
I legitimately have those symptoms and I got denied. I was medicated for years before my insurance stopped (because of age). I can't get back on them with no money and I can't get a job without them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501558
>Maybe if they see that you're actually doing bad, they might lay off.

Oh I wish it would. These problems really started to flare up in 10th grade. I flunked out, dropped out (with their consent at the time, go figure), and then they forced me to go get a GED 6 months later. They've been on me to get a job (not help for all of my mental issues), and I've been failing at barely trying that for a few years. Now, they've switched gears and want me to go to uni. Not ONCE have they taken any of the things I've said to them about my issues seriously. It's just "get a job, go to college, or get the hell out of our house!"

Sometimes I think they're crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501576
Did you do step 6?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501564
Thanks, that makes it seem a little better. I just need to get everything under control somehow.

>>10501565
Well, there's a difference with mine. I know they're serious. They kicked out my brother when they caught him smoking weed.

They're not very loving, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501582
I never made it to the doctors appointment step, they denied me beforehand with a "Sorry you do not qualify" type letter in the mail. I guess anxiety isn't as good as autism.

I feel like if I could see a doctor they could validate me but it's hard for me to even make the phone call to social security without having a panic attack on the phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501576
thanks opamba

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501590
It seems like these autism bux guides are always aimed at people who don't actually have any problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501590
If you have parents, a friend, a sibling, a greedy hobo, or anyone else, have them call for you. If the SS Office needs to talk to you, then the person holding the phone will just shove it in your face, and you'll be forced to talk before you can fear yourself out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501599
If legitimate claims don't work all the time I wonder how those work out for people.

>>10501600
I'm anxious normally but when I'm talking about my problems in real life to people I know, I lose it completely.
I have a real real hard time asking for help, I always assume people are going to call me out and say my problems aren't legitimate and I should just deal with it.

I don't mean to blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501546
So how unlikely is it that this will work if I've actually held a job, even if it was less than a year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501183
Sounds like a quality experiment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501588
If they're willing to pay for your university education, I think that's a sign of love, even if they don't show it on the surface. They might be consciously exhibiting tough love, or perhaps they're actually incapable of connecting with you, but they probably are interested in seeing you succeed somehow eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501607
Depending on what you say your reason for quitting and ability to justify those claims is, it can be easy or impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>this whole thread

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501606
>I have a real real hard time asking for help, I always assume people are going to call me out and say my problems aren't legitimate and I should just deal with it.

Pick the one person you know who you think is most trustworthy and understanding and force yourself to tell them. If you break down, it's all right. It shows them how much it's hurting you.

Having them there with you to help tell the docotors or whoever else about what you're going through will strengthen your claim, and make the whole process go along easier. You don't *have* to do it, but if you don't, then your only other option is to force yourself through it all alone.

>I don't mean to blog.

That's what NEET threads are her for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501622
Can I blog if I'm not a NEET?
I have a lot of things to get off my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501610
I know you're right, but it's hard for me to understand how they think this will help me. I wish they could consider that maybe Social Anxiety and Depression are my real problem and not just being lazy.

Oh well. Thanks for giving me someone to tell this to, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501624
As long as you sage your posts, you definitely can.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have insomnia?

I can't fall asleep for day, then when I do it's only for a few hours. I'm sick of this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501624
Not if it's related to work, education, or relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501627
As long as the vast majority of poster aren't doing it, then it's allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501622
It will be tough but I think I can call a friend of mine who I've known for a while, it feels really bad admitting that you're not even good enough to do basic things to people.

Thanks for posting.

>>10501628
Maybe you have sleep apnea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501443
Have you considered a shit ocean? I've been turning my puddle into a recreation of the coastline in NHK, using the dried crusts as rocky crags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501630
If the vast majority started to we could take this to /q/ and be rid of the whole mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501630
No, sorry. There's a reason it's called the fucking NEET thread, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

A bunch of my friends are always trying to get me to do things with them, but I'd rather just fuck around at home. Should I try to be less likeable and funny or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501638
Stop talking to them, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501625
When most normal people encounter problems they cannot overcome, they usually assume that practice is all they need. For someone who doesn't suffer from social anxiety or depression, it is hard for them to sympathize, as they don't see it any differently from, say, the little bit of stage fright they once encountered and overcame back as a kid or a habit liking biting one's fingernails, which can be overcome with enough effort.

I'm glad you find this thread pleasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501638
Just tell them you're busy more often. If you don't want to lose them completely, go out with them no less than 2 a month.

If you do, just stop talking to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501638
I just pretend I have a lot of work to do whenever I want to avoid social interaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501645
That and tough love is meant to push you as close to sink or swim situations as possible. The belief is that your base survival instincts will overpower your less important problems. Hunger is a stronger force than social anxiety. Welcome to the NHK framed it pretty well. After that you learn a lesson over how it is important to be able to depend on yourself, gain some self-confidence or some other shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501655
>Hunger is a stronger force than social anxiety.

Sure. And sexual urges too.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with addiction or obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

it has been a good ride, nite /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I got my grandfather's bike running but as I suspected, the kick starter is stripped and will need to be replaced. The petcock is also corroded inside and needs to be replaced. Luckily they're both cheap (from SE Asia) and my parents are happy to pay because it's something that gets me out of my room.

I was surprised it started up. I can only remember it running once and it's been sitting for at least twenty years. I'm really excited to ride it to a gas station or the grocery store for a snack in the summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501984

anything but IT
http://www.infoworld.com/slideshow/82029/truth-in-it-job-postings-what-those-want-ads-really-mean-210909

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /jp/, according the the parents, I have been a leeching NEET far too long, and I don't want to take out loans so I can take some shitty university courses so it looks like its job time.

What is some piss easy job I can look for that might hire me even if I have no references?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501627
>relationships.
Sorry but being neet doesn't mean you can't have relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501964
Why are her intestines stuck to the wall? And is there some sort of gif viewer that lets you slowly play and pause and rewind through gifs?

[Anonymous No.]

Any UK NEETs here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502038

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501438
does japan count as an asian country? (´・ω・｀)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502058
I thought Japan was in Oceania?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502034
honeyview

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502062
does that mean i am not from asia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502069
You tell me, anonymous.
I don't know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't had a friend in 10 years

abloo abloo abloo

I'm going to tell internet strangers that don't give a fuck because it doesn't affect them. :3

[cest official prince of shitposting - mood: happy !!YeOD2H8tURI No.]

>>10502056

Do you live at home? How long have you been NEET for? Are you full hikki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502084
what's up eY+i55ul

[sparky4 No.]

typical_NEET.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502102
I'd totally bang her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502074
you make it sound sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502058
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

You're only a real NEET if you hate the state you're in.
Otherwise, you're just a slacker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502121
I really like my state for a few months when the tourists and snowbirds leave before it gets really hot 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2010/11/going_dutch.html

>Netherlands
>less than 10 percent of women here are employed full-time.
>Less than 4 percent of women wish they had more working hours
>62 percent of women working part time in the Netherlands don't have young children
> In 2000, a law was passed mandating that women have the right to cut back hours at their jobs without repercussions from employers.

They know. They've doing been it all along and it is respected and supported by society and government. NEET is the true way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502121
Neat. Self-loathing is the only thing I have plenty of.

[Anonymous No.]

So this morning I got ran over by a car on my bike. And speak of the Devil, the last thread I read last night was about bikes. I flipped over and landed on the side of my head but I'm not hurt. I feel sorry for ruining that ladys day, she looked shocked.

Never listen to Denpa while cycling.

[Anonymous No.]

I consider NEETs to be the inheritors of the Earth, the next step in evolution.

When robots start to replace the workforce in droves, many will be left jobless and economies will crash.
Only NEETs will know how to weather such an event and will survive the coming storm. Many others will fight, riot, or commit suicide. But we will be safe in our rooms. And then one day we will emerge as the new rulers of the Earth.
We will be ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502156
Sue her for lots of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502159

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502163

I wouldn't even if I was hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502174
FAAAAAAG

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502190

Takes one to know one.

[Anonymous No.]

No bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502125
This was pretty stupid.
Like, really, dull and pointless.
they should stick to comedy, but even that is deteriorating by the day because of assorted normalfaggotry..

[Anonymous No.]

>As long as they never produce anything, it will forever be perfect and beyond reproach. Or if they do produce something, they'll make sure they do it with detached irony. They'll make it intentionally bad to make it clear to everyone else that this isn't their real effort. Their real effort would have been amazing. Not like the shit you made.

It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502192
sickburn

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501576
I used to get adderall so I can actually be productive every so often. I have the papers and a legitimate diagnosis of ADHD and such. Had been taking such medicine ever since I was a kid. I have the same doctor I had as a kid too.

But I tried to get a new prescription and was denied, as the practice I go to won't prescribe it anymore because "kids abuse it too much these days." And I have to go to a expensive neurologist to get reassessed and prescribed even though I had these for years.
Normal college kids are ruining everything for me.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502208
I don't know if the authors are losing their touch or if they are just trying to accommodate for their newer audience due to the site becoming progressively more mainstream, but their recent articles are total shit. It's a shame, because they used to be pretty funny, and the author of that particular article ("David Wong") was one of the best. Just goes to show you time and popularity are the bane of fine culture, as pretentious and haughty as that sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ I just want to sleep, i take pills, i can't do it. I'm so fucking terrified of not waking up, god I fucking hate it, i fucking want to sleep like everyone else

why can't i sleep
why
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg
>>10502239
>>10502209
>>10502125
>You

please, don't open this if you are a /jp/sie

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502254
I should have listened to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502254
I'm really tempted, but I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502257
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502254
This is a screamer, it is not a jpeg file.
I saw this on /b/ yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502251
Go to your doctor and get a prescription for Trazodone. You will sleep the most peaceful sleep of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502250
>the author of that particular article ("David Wong") was one of the best
I know, i come from an age where the only 'bad' writer for that website was the asian feminist one, and her humour would be considered tolerable by the standards of what cracked does nowadays.
Still, once in a while you do find an amusing article that is both witty and informative.
And then you realize it was written years ago when cracked was still good.

[Anonymous No.]

how do i avoid social interaction when theres lots of people by me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502283
Act like an asshole towards everyone, after some time they'll stop interacting with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502283
Assumed you've got to meet said people often, act like an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502286
i already kinda do that, on accident though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502288
It's time you start doing it consciously then, and put some effort into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502139
similar in Germany. You can demand to go part time from a full time position at any time.

However, you should wait until the trial period (the period where you can be fired without reason on spot) is over.

You do give up on promotions though and going back full time is not easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502283
Headphones.

[Anonymous No.]

I was looking at articles on the side bar and found
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2280169/Blame-Cara-Delevingne-Bushy-brows-London-Fashion-Weeks-hottest-trend--heres-grow-power-brows.html

Yes, this pleases me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502306

God, are normals finally learning that those painted eyebrows looked disgusting as fuck?

I cringe every time I see some poor woman doing that to herself. She just looks so awful. It's painful to see beauty marred

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502306
not yukari/10 woud not fugg

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>>10502265

Good thing I never click 3dpd

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502317
Yukari's eyebrows are a miracle of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502310
>beauty marred
>3D

[Anonymous No.]

I want me some molly now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501964
I always found it kind of weird that she carried a load of semen in her mouth during all of that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10502335
I think that's puke

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502346
Why would she carry that around in her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502351
You don't carry puke in mouth, but you expel it through it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502338
Turkish Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

I don't always lurk in the NEET Threads, but when I do, eye brows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502420

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>>10502084
How do you get enough money to live? I end Uni in 2 months and welfare is only 72 pounds a week maximum, help

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502420
Nice, Epic.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to put "NEET Thread" in the subject field next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502458
Is there a disability program in the UK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502587
I think so but it's only really for physical disabilities eg no legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502233

it only takes 1 stupid kid with politically-charged parents to ruin it for the rest of us. too bad there are millions of college assholes faking symptoms so now its obvious its a scam...bummer cause it really helps...

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me, or does almost everything "normal" seem like pure shit nowadays? I hate to sound like an edgy hipster, but I don't know how else to frame the question.

[Anonymous No.]

Who NEET here?

[Anonymous No.]

I might be joining you guys soon.
How easy is it to live off of $200 a month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501645
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_anxiety#Treatment

[Anonymous No.]

This is my new home in Portland. I sleep on the floor. I eat uncooked oatmeal out of a pint glass with a wooden spoon. And I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502065
What anime is that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503040
This was taken from some hipster's flickr account, are you a hipster?
>>>out

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503045
Utena I think.

[Anonymous No.]

?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503054
Okay, now you're just being ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502927
I practically am, just got another half year of school to finish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501628
You can try meditating to help you get to sleep,i'm not sure how effective it'll be for you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503021
200 is going to be tricky. 300 should fine, you could live of 50 to 100 dollar if you would not need to pay rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502251
When you lay down just relax,don't think things like "i'm going to sleep now". And if you can't stop thinking about your day,why can't I sleep etc,just focus completely on breathing deep breathes in and out.

[Anonymous No.]

Went to Mcdonald's this morning for some fucking breakfast. Got there within minutes of the menu change at 10 AM. Ate a sausage biscuit with orange juice while staring at chick's tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503040

you are kawaii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503218
You should have eaten play area or the ball pit and then when people threw a fit you tell them your son recently died.

[Anonymous No.]

why don't some of you guys start a blog, if only for yourself? then you don't have to apologize for blogging. and you can write all the pointless shit you want without anyone caring. it's great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503244
Because that wouldn't annoy you! :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503244
Why the fuck would I blog in a place where I don't get any replies, let alone instantaneous, gratifying ones like here on /jp/?
You might as well ask me to keep a diary or get a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it too late to do an undergraduate degree at 28?

[Anonymous No.]

I am addicted to not being bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503269
yea, give up

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to play lots of VNs and have a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503269
Noope, go for it if it's in something you really enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503244
Do you (or any other /jp/sies) have a blog? I'd read it everyday.
>>10503269
No, some people do that in there late 40s even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503269

There's always a few in their late 20s in classes.

I wouldn't bother with it, though, unless it is purely out of interest. It will not improve your job prospects unless you fulfil a list of other normalfag-typical extensive criteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503291
Yay!

>>10503280
Oh.

>>10503285
The most reassuring answer yet!


I actually took a shot at a degree when I was younger, but I failed the course (and I still haven't paid the debt off thanks to truNEETism). Unfortunately the tuition fees tripled recently where I live, so I doubt I'd be able to pay it off in a lifetime.

I just want something to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503304
I'm >>10503285 and now when I think about it probably isn't worth it in US. I'm from Sweden and we have a free education system so I guess it's more common here. Well as >>10503300 said only if it's something your really want to learn about.


If you just want something to there are more rewarding things I can think about, like playing eroge or video games. Write a book, learn Japanese, program a game, learn to draw, read philosophy, do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503244
I do but I feel like posting about my life here anyways in the NEET thread sometimes because other anons may have something to say to. It's fun discussion that only annoys super autists like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503290
I guess so, I do it with school and that requires more time than a 9-5 job! You'll have all weekend for yourself whereas I don't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503244
I would prefer posting here and knowing my posts will be removed and only kept on an archive. Off of 4chan, the posts are harder to find and ridicule. Down the road nobody is going to stumble across a blog with hundreds of posts and laugh or make fun of me.

I don't want to forget about a blog and years later stumble across it to find comments of people making fun of me. I don't want that to happen. Posting in these threads anonymously stops that from happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503285
i don't want to share it with anyone
it's public though
i just don't want anyone to find it
i might read other people's stupid blogs though
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503244

It is because if they make a post here, they know it will be read, and someone would probably reply.

If they made a blog, they'd have to make an effort to gain an audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503269
yes, my dad is doing so...in my classes there is even someone who is >70
>>10503290
yes, of course, depending of the job. One of my teachers often plays VN and is respected among adults

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503358
what a fucking nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503358
Saving all your posts from now on.

I hope I can find out who you are. Shit'll be hilarious when I email it to your family/boss.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been NEET for 4 months now, and I found ways to make money by now without actually working.
I have a very well geared Paladin tank on WoW, with a guild I've formed by breaking out of my server's 3rd place raiding group. We have been selling challenge mode time runs, and along with my tradeskills I've been pulling in enough gold to buy time subscription cards with just my own gold, and buy even more to trade for real cash on paypal for cheaper than everyone else. This way I've been turning 10K gold into 10USD after only 2 weeks of playing each time. Normally people sell these $15 cards for 15k gold.
I already bought myself an ona hole. This is the life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503421
I don't work so I don't have a boss and my family will never believe some anonymous posts on the internet were made by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503438

That sounds like work to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503454
No, its things I would do anyways. and even if it is work, I'd rather work as a knight coated in steel doing mercenary work than as a technician or some other real world bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Caffeine in coffee has this effect too.
You feel fine when you've been having it regularly, then suffer mild withdrawal when you stop drinking for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

I daydream every day about my wonderful NEET future... soon...

[Anonymous No.]

I feel too sick to go outside ever again and I feel sad and bored and lonely all the time.

Today I ordered chinese food and I feel sick and yucky and wish I never ordered it because I'm too thin to eat the huge portions they give me

I don't have anyone else to share it with and I know it will be cold by the time i want to eat it again

I don't have any friends so I try to make online ones but it goes badly

Any time I make a friend on skype I first start to be their friend until I find their weakness, then my sadistic side comes out and I bully them and call them perverts, and become really controlling and make them obsessed with me until I drive them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503359
Send it to me if you like, I'd just passively read it and never share it. Oh, and if you don't trust me that's fine. Just posting in case you want one bored NEET to read it. Only I can access this mailinator inbox because of that alternate adress thing, stay safe.

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>>10503486
Whoa, I know how that feels. Its backwards for me though, I want them to be on all the time and tell me everything that they do. It isn't enough to share a few words every hour or two, I want them to tell me every little detail of their lives as it occurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503486
btw I'm a girl :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503500
I wanna ask you to be friends.. but it might be a bad idea... I really enjoy it when people are obsessed with me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503486
>Today I ordered chinese food and I feel sick and yucky

The same thing happens to me when I eat KFC. I feel absolutely filthy after eating there. I need to take a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503521
>>10503500
>>10503486

send an email to >>10503494 onegai

[Anonymous No.]

I am pretty sure I am the main character of life.

There is some variety of plot armor guiding me toward a certain path, preventing me from actually performing at the woefully inept level I should be at.

I am almost confident at this point that if I tried to commit suicide, I would be completely unharmed and somehow benefit from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503486
I'll be your friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503521
I'm not him, can I be obsessed with you? I already sort of feel it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503521
You probably wont, everyone thinks that until they have someone sending them messages all the time, or get angry at you because you went to sleep without telling me you went to sleep and I stay awake waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503533
I hate that and I'm going to have a shower in a few minutes too..

>>10503539
>>10503541
If you want to be talk to me I'll put my skype in the email field but please be aware that I'm really unstable and will definitely hurt you

please tell me where you added me from right away because people who I broke like to post my address in places to try to get my attention

[Anonymous No.]

I went to the pub again today and I had a hot beef bun.

I'm starting to think I can do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503546
It is probably for the best then

[Anonymous No.]

i got 100 problems but lack of pills aint one
soon 30% of my whole blood stream will be comprised of antidepressants

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503559

Why would you willingly take anti-depressants?

I tried them twice and I can't even remember the summers in-which I used them. Fucking horrible. Would rather feel suicidal that not feel at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503551
>milky.girl4

How did I know it was you.. Please unblock Reitu4.... I still love you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503573

You'll regret it later.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10503562
because i feel like shit, i'd rather feel like i'm dead then spend my days crying, drinking and cutting myself like a bitch

not remembering past events of my life is a great plus

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503573
>crying, drinking and cutting myself like a bitch

You're fucking pathetic.

>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503563
Get a life dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503576

I bet he had a really fun year before his spree.

Now he gets to be truNEET forever in a comfy prison.

I am sure he is aware of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503551
Would you be interested in an actual friendship or do you just want someone to be obsessed with you? Because you remind me of myself and I don't get obsessed with people but a friendship would be nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503486
>Any time I make a friend on skype I first start to be their friend until I find their weakness, then my sadistic side comes out and I bully them and call them perverts


so dark and sadistic xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD JUST LIKE MY YANDERE GIRLS FROM ANNIEMAYS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503589
Don't fucking sage me, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.depressionquest.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503608
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503595
friendship is good too

>>10503604
wow looks like you have me all figured out good job for you pat yourself on the back give yourself a cookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503551
Did you get that job you were talking about? When the owner responded to me he sounded very concerned about the child porn that I showed him on your tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503551
Fuck off, milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501160
>desktop inside of /jp/ folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503611

Hey, FUCK YOU, dork.

I do whatever the hell I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503614
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10387733#p10387760_21

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503614
Wow, another stalker hopelessly obsessed with me trying to spread lies. Don't you get bored of being so predictable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503614
She found a different job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503611

Sage "you"?

I don't think you understand what is happening here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503636
Just know next time you talk to him that he's read all of the content you've posted on your tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503636
Get out, fake milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503630
>I am a concerned parent who has recently viewed a message on an online website called "the twitter", where a girl from my community is talking about an interview at your store. I would just like to warn you that this girl, Amanda, is open about her enjoyment of pornographic games featuring children. I ask that you please reconsider your decision to hire her, as I am a dedicated customer, but cannot find it in my heart to shop at a store that hires a girl who sexualizes children.

comedy gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503551
you're not milk.
Just so you guys know, milk's skype name isn't this...
you can just look on her tumblr and it even says her actual skype name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503613
Honestly I don't want to be friends I don't even believe in friendship really, it's more of a hassle than anything and people don't interest me at all beyond what I can use them for. This thread is getting kinda interesting though
>>10503652
What's her tumblr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503040
You realise how easy it is to cook oatmeal you fucking moron? Add water and heat it.

Wow you're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else having problems with 4chan X? My quick reply box disappeared and I couldn't get it back, had to disable it

I feel so lost without it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503622

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503652
Yes, I know I'm not milk. I never claimed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503681
Fuck off 2kike

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes when I hear something outside, I stand up to look out of my window. Usually it's something out of the field of view, but occasionally I'll see my neighbors across the street. They're a mormon family. A father, a mother, a son, two daughters, and a dog. The son moved out a few years after they moved in. I assume he got married after returning from his mission.

Just now I heard a basketball and when I looked it was one of the girls throwing it into the basket in their driveway. For some reason, I like to watch their family. It relaxes me. Some nights one of the daughters will read on the porch, or two members of the family will ride the tandem bike. In the summer the daughters occasionally have friends over and they lay in the grass of their frontyard in their swimsuits, enjoying the sun and grass. On Saturday mornings the father does yardwork with one of his daughters. The frontyard is very well kept. The family occasionally plays with the dog in the frontyard. A few weeks ago one of the daughters threw the dog's frisbee on the roof.

Does watching a family like this seem weird? Does anyone else here watch their neighbors?

[Anonymous No.]

btw im a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503675
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503688
The only occasion I would watch my neighbors was if I was aiming a gun at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503689
>implying trannies are girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503688

There's a movie about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503652
>you can just look on her tumblr and it even says her actual skype name
No, it doesn't.

>>10503661
welcomeunknown.tumblr.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503689

btw I'm a grail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503697
That's a really weird movie and I'm not like that character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503702
okay, well her skype is welcomeunknown

It should have genki energy! as her status right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503713

How exactly does a person obtain "genki energy" ?

[Anonymous No.]

Skype is an enemy of your freedom. Please do not use it.

Also, if you haven't already, switch to a fully libre GNU/Linux operating system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503708
Clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503720
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503720
Why do I need to protect my freedom so badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503720

I am too apathetic to care about this.

A totalitarian regime could be occurring around me, as long as it doesn't stop me doing the minimal list of things I like to do, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503718
Sucking a million cocks and slutting around.

[Anonymous No.]

Skype requires the use of a client program that is not free software; in other words, the users don't control it — it controls them.

You should never run a nonfree program, so this is enough reason to refuse to use Skype. But there are other bad things about Skype.

Skype refuses to say whether it can eavesdrop on calls. That almost certain means it can do so.
Skype gave personal data about a Wikileaks supporter to another company without any legal obligation to do so.
Skype churns the meaning of preference settings, and gives its users a run-around when someone cheats them.
Microsoft has changed Skype to make it easier for states to snoop on users.
What to use instead? The most obvious alternative is a long-distance phone card. They are quite cheap nowadays, and they work with any phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503729

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuKstAWof4

This video makes bakery work look fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503551
Wow, how did I know it was going to be you, you worthless British tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503608

Why do I have a job, "friends" and a boyfriend?

Fucking normalfag game what the hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503736

Cute picture, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503736
>She
>boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503740

thx m8

I intentionally chose a cute one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503736
>>10503747
how do you align your text so far to the right without posting a picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503784

Funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503738
What kind of credentials do you need to get a job like that? It looks like lab work except fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503790
^^ :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503815

>lab work

Such horrors should not be mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503837
I worked in an RNA lab at one point, I thought that was a lot of fun even with all the extra precautions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503945

Maybe it's different to academic labs, but they're positively traumatic. About 10% tend to have some form of visible major breakdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503815
It looks fun for the first weeks or maybe few months, but if you're constantly baking the same things and not anything new, I think it'll get very boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503731
>buying a long distance phone card
hahahah im not selling drugs on skype faggot Obama can read all about league of legends and my friend's girl troubles

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503815
I don't know, probably at least a couple years under a baker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503945
I was about to go to school for that.

How bad is lab work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502121
Yep. It's even worse if you're a NEET due to illness, because there's nothing you can do to change it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502233
I am in this same boat. I was on Dexedrine for 12 years. I have been off it for 2 years and not done anything at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502250
David Wong is, and always was, a self-righteous, self-important bleeding-heart liberal. His articles are always full of white-guilt and bullshit. Hate that faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504067

Bad. If in a university, at least.

I have tried writing why, but it would require something analogous to an essay.

In short:

You're thrown in at the deep end.

The only way to get help doesn't want to help you (demonstrators).

Bad manuals. They'll tell you essentially what to do, but not how to do it. This is related to the above point. It sort of expects you to inherently know certain techniques without ever being taught.

The resources are limited, which leads to intense competition.

The experiments never work perfectly - everyone fabricates data.

What you are told is good lab practice, and what will get you a good grade are often contradictory.

The structure is sometimes woefully inept and will completely overload the amount of work required sometimes.

It all creates a very stressful environments where the expected standard isn't attainable, so you have to just cram whatever you can together and hope for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503269
It's never too late. Do it. You won't regret it. You will regret it if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504176
I'd probably disagree with most of your points aside from the fabricating data bit, which I suppose supports the good grade point. I personally never had to do that as you were more or less expected to make a lot of mistakes, but thats kind of Biochem for you. My most glowing experience was doing an honors thesis in my final year of Biochemistry, but I was supported by the single best PI a person could have for the entirety of my project. I made sure to interview a few different individuals before choosing my PI for my thesis, and my effort payed off in how fantastic my experience was.

This was at UBC, so a pretty decent university, but the Biochemistry program was only around ~150 people per year so somewhat more intimate than say Biology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504176
Thanks a lot.
I'm glad I dropped out when I did. The working world sounds awful.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvd1AeNnZfA

This song reminds me of you, /jp/. I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502250

Cracked has become aware of the NEET-heavy makeup of their audience. They want to preserve the illusion that they're serious writers, and not simply the reigning lords of man-child island. So they want to reform the NEETS that they can and drive away the one's that they can't. So shame articles have become top priority of the columnists, who were running out of steam anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

How does an undergrad work in a lab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504444
Send an email to random professors and ask if they're interested in hiring an undergrad for the summer or just part time work. Say you're interested in getting lab experience in an actual lab versus a teaching lab. You can even send an email to your program's advisors and see if they know anyone looking for a part time employee. I guess it seems kind of ridiculous to just randomly email people, but thats how everyone ends up landing those kind of drops. Provided they didn't just have the connections because of their family or some bullshit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504487
drops was supposed to be jobs*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504444
As you've already been warned, don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>10503269
It's not too late.

IT'S NEVER TOO LAY-AAY---AAAYTE.

[Anonymous No.]

who else snacks all day because they're bored?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if the janitor looks at any threads past the first page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504839
no

[Anonymous No.]

So much normalshit in this NEET thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504884
Fucking normalshit post-/q/ crossboard homosexual subhuman K-shitter shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

who death grips here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haintp62aO0

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504935
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnfmtWhfXBE