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Would you a Giant Penis Parade, /jp/?

>> No.10496896

Only if they are attached to young Japanese wommins.

Now wich 2hu wud u fuk?

>> No.10496908

>>10496896
the one with the giant penis

>> No.10496910
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10496910

It's really funny how much pagan religions love penises. It's like the judeo-christian religions shun them just to be different.

>> No.10496913

>>10496908
Unzan?

>> No.10496915

>>10496910
What does that have to do with touhou?

>> No.10496917

>>10496910
They dont, those religions also make a big deal about circumcision, so it isn't very different >>10496910
t all.

>> No.10496924

>>10496913
i haven't seen his penis

>> No.10497228

>>10496910
Why does that image give me a boner?

>> No.10497263
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>> No.10497272

>>10496910
What is wrong with her body?

>> No.10497282
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10497282

Oh those penis festivals...

>> No.10497295

>>10497228
She's cute.
>>10497272
She's fat.

>> No.10497591
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>>10497272
>>10497295
She's not fat, she just looks weird from certain angles cause her boobies are saggy and her weight goes to her hips&ass.

She's 'untoned' and needs to exercise so her body stops droopin'

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>>10497591
She looks like a cow next to ushijima though.

>> No.10498432

>>10496910
Sex is a holy thing that is strongly emphisized in Judeo-christian religions though. I guess they don't go as far as erecting giant penises though.

Reguardless these penis festivals are something to behold.

>> No.10498445 [DELETED] 

How barbaric.

>> No.10498452 [DELETED] 

>>10497591
>>10496910
She looks like a man.

>> No.10498456

>>10497591
She has high visible pudge pretty much everwhere. She is fat.

>> No.10498479

>>10497600
I think she would be a good mistress.

>> No.10498492

>>10497600
I would bang her.

>> No.10498525

So where is the vagina festival huh?
C-check your privilege!

>> No.10498651

>>10498525
Vagina celebration day is every other day of the year.

Guys love dat vayjay yo. Just look how much porn there is.

>> No.10498681

>Giant Penis

Yet it's still short and stumpy.

>> No.10498709

even their giant penis are tiny.

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>>10498456
If that's all it takes, then Ushijima would be fat too. She still has the normal shape of a woman.

For me, fat is when you can't hold a shape. Like his girl
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=luu_%28cosplayer%29

Nothing but rolls and pudge.

>>10498432
Sex isn't really the same as penis. "Be fruitful and multiply" isn't really the same as "Hey check it out, this guy is the god of hard cocks"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

Emphasizing and venerating sex is one thing, but worshiping the penis itself is another.

>> No.10499374

>>10499304
k chubby chaser

>> No.10499390

>>10499304
Ushijima IS fat.

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>>10499304
Right. I kind of said so too, but do you realize how much spirituality revolves around sex between a man and woman in the Catholic Church?
inb4falseChildabuseclaimsInchurch

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/jp/ - Just Penises

>> No.10499762

>>10496910
>>10497591
>>10497600
>>10499304
I don't think she is thick in a fit way. She is either fat or husky (big boned), which there is a difference between those two.

>> No.10502095

>>10499750
But only behind closed doors. The mythology is removed from the physical act, because the latter is considered to be shameful, ugly, what have you.

>inb4falseChildabuseclaimsInchurch
>false
Pope detected. So you only stepped down to have more time for /jp/, John?

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Kanako is a fertility Goddess!

>> No.10502136

>>10502133
Is that what she's supposed to be laying on? It looks like she's postured upside down though.

>> No.10503231

>>10502095
>the latter is considered to be shameful, ugly, what have you.

That spawns from something else though. I have no idea but it's not something that you'd pick up from the bible.

>> No.10504366

>>10502095
>But only behind closed doors.
That's not true man. It's quite a beautiful thing though. Even art or films like Realm of the Senses are conveyed as truthful in the Church. You can even talk about it openly in a explicite way. It doesn't really break morality or anything. The west is just so strange with their sexuality these days and not talking about it in public as some kind of taboo; corrupt too. But not the church. It's Benedict the way. John died as before stepping down or even the holy election of Benedict.

>> No.10504421

>>10497591
shes actually hot, i cant jerk off to japanese women because they have no ass or thighs .

>> No.10504426

>>10497600
that skinny girl is fucking revolting. how can you even jerk off to that.

>> No.10504437

>>10497600
does she do actual porn? are there any japanese women with a huge ass that does porn?

>> No.10504469

>>10504437
thanks for reminding me of this vid
http://www.xvideos.com/video243220/amazon_agastia_red_eyes

>> No.10504473

although I wish I could find the entire thing again not just this clip since it had a lotta femdom

>> No.10504485

>>10504421
It's cause she's Filipino (who lives in Japan). It's that Hispanic ass.

>>10504426
>does she do actual porn?
Who? Ushijima or Maryou?

>are there any japanese women with a huge ass that does porn?

Ushijima has a big butt, despite her skinniness up top (see: >>10499304) and she's pretty lewd. I'm not sure if she does full nude or not, but she seems to have a lot of /jp/ fans so you can just start a thread about her and see.

Chouzuki Maryou, while not Japanese, is a bit lewder than Ushijima and does nudes and psuedo-masturbation, like this. http://g.e-hentai.org/s/8b7ba3a9c7/417782-69 Her boobs are saggy and not good at all though. Also because she's in Japan, it's heavily censored whenever you can see her vulva.

>> No.10504490

chinpo da

>> No.10504498

>>10504485
>http://g.e-hentai.org/s/8b7ba3a9c7/417782-69
her boobs look fine. big boobs are like that, its called gravity.

>> No.10504499

>>10504485
>Filipino
>Hispanic

what

>> No.10504501

is there any good JAV online steaming site at all? It sucks that you need to download javs to actually wacth them.

>> No.10504505

>>10504501
probably not although you can find the occasional thing on fc2video

>> No.10504518

>>10504499
They're as Hispanic as South Americans are. As in sharing language or culture with Spain. Sometimes it also includes Portugal, as the Iberian continent was called Hispania by the Romans.

>> No.10504521

>>10504499

Well, they have a good chunk of Spanish blood. I wouldn't go as far as calling them Hispanic, though.

>> No.10504530

>>10504505
Why are there no good JAV streaming porn sites? inst that weird? i mean how can you get the porn if the torrent dies?

>> No.10504540

>>10504501
They get uploaded to normal general streaming sites but the companies seem to be aggressive about having them taken down.

>> No.10504549

>>10504501
>>10504505
>>10504530
I can't find a single one either. I don't even want JAV. I just would like to stream gravure. I thought I was the only one on /jp/ having this problem. I cannot download anything either. It just never ends up working for me.

>> No.10504560

>>10504498
You can't even see them there. She has like flattened old lady boobs
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1591113

>> No.10504598

>>10497600
Laughing so hard.

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