/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Sword of mine, swing one last time.

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28 yo honest

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>>10488326
you sick fuck she looks 14

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I got a sword for you to swing *WHIPS OUT DICK*

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Rebuild is cool as fuck, isn't it?

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>>10488329
Eva Q takes place 14 years after Eva 2.0. So she's 28.

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Eva 3.0 is an offensive parody of Evangelion.

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>>10488365

Yes.

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>>10488396
So if Misato and Ritsuko look older, how come Shinji and Rei don't look any older? Is that just the character design or were they cryogenically frozen?

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>>10488420

Botox

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>>10488438
botox fuck yeah

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>>10488420
Frozen in Eva 01's core for 14 years. I'm guessing that might have something to do with it.

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Konichiwa my /a/ tomodachis.
Please have a good time.

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>>10488486

Evangelion is otaku culture. Sorry if this makes you upset.

You should extract the janitor's prong from your tonsils.

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>>10488500

Get fucked ret/a/rd.

Another offtopic thread for the mighty janitor to crush. Got my popcorn ready.

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>>10488500
The janitor was a dentist?

I-I'm scared now...

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This show is for children.

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>>10488486
Anime screencap time!

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>>10488546

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>>10488541
The childish aspect of Eva was the best part. Also the music video part of the End of Eva.

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>>10488553
Did you do that yourself? I can't find that image anywhere else.

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The report queue has been cleared. This is confirmed to be a piece of /jp/ heritage now.

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>>10488583
Certain people have a certain fondness for a certain character.

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jannieturd babysitting anime thread

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>>10488564
The onahole thing is a futaba template.

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>>10488591

get out ZUN!bar

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>>10488583
I used to use this as the background on my old Razr V3. Really cute pic.

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>>10488664
No you didn't.

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asuka was only 13 at the start of the series

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>>10488716

So?

[Anonymous No.]

Another rule-abiding thread taken down by the powertripping hall monitor.

RIP

[Anonymous No.]

I reported this thread. All hail me.

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>>10488732,2
nice dubs *sucks your cock*

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>>10488732,2
Good job blasting these anime faglets

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>>10488732,4

Anime on an anime website? You don't say!

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>>10488732,5
Image dumps on an image board? You don't say!

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>>10488732,6
Nobody is talking about image dumps.

Take your pills.

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>>10488732,7
man you so buttdevastated

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>>10488732,5
This is not an anime website Autismo, there is only an anime board

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You can tell the janiturd is the one having these retarded slapfights on Warosu because while they're going on no threads are being deleted, then when one ends threads start 404ing.

Try it and tell me if I'm not right.

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>>10488732,9

You're so stupid.

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>>10488732,11

I typed up a whole paragraph on why you're wrong but to try to correct stupid people is stupid. You're so fucking stupid. And your name calling isn't funny either.

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>>10488732,11
yes they are a handful of pointless booru boards for someone like yourself. 4chan is still not an anime site. stay buttowned 18-20 male "adult" :)

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>>10488732,13

stupid

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>>10488732,13
These posts would be a lot more convincing if we weren't on a board dedicated to Japanese media.

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Albert Einstein
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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Albert Einstein
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
― Albert Einstein

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Alexander Hamilton
“He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.”
― Alexander Hamilton

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“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.”
― Søren Kierkegaard

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“I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”
― Joss Whedon

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“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”
― Harlan Ellison

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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

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“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte

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“Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Laughing Corpse

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“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

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“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, The Green Hills of Earth

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why r u so mad stupid??

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“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

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“Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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Harlan Ellison
“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
― Harlan Ellison

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P.G. Wodehouse
“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

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“Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.”
― Jim Butcher, Vignette

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hey quote anon why are you so frustrated?

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Jane Austen
“Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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“Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.”
― Margaret Atwood, Surfacing

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“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa

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Why is that guy going on an autism rampage?

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“To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness - though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.”
― Julian Barnes, Flaubert's Parrot

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“Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Infinity

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William Faulkner
“Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words.”
― William Faulkner, Mosquitoes: A Novel

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“That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things."
But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."
I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"
Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

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“I've learned one thing, and that's to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here, relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...”
― Tom Petty

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“Beauty fades, dumb is forever.”
― Judy Sheindlin, Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever

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is this what you call "autism"? lol

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“Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey

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“Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.”
― Patricia Briggs, Dragon Bones

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“If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
(a Shin'a'in saying)”
― Mercedes Lackey, Owlknight

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“All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.”
― Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

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“What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Hitch-22: A Memoir

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“When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

[Thoughts on Various Subjects]”
― Jonathan Swift, Abolishing Christianity and Other Essays

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“Irony is wasted on the stupid”
― Oscar Wilde

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“[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.”
― Stephen Hawking

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Christopher Hitchens
“We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid.”
― Christopher Hitchens

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“Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.”
― John Steinbeck, East of Eden

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“Nowadays what isn't worth saying is sung.

(Aujourd'hui ce qui ne vaut pas la peine d'être dit, on le chante.)”
― Pierre Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais, Le Barbier de Séville

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“I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body."
"Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."
"No, really. I'm trapped."
"Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?"
"That's just it - I've never shape-shifted."
"So you're not really a werewolf."
"Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?"
Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?”
― Carrie Vaughn, Kitty and the Midnight Hour

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Marilyn Manson
“I've always believed that a person is smart. It's people that are stupid.”
― Marilyn Manson, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell

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“Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte

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“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”
― Euripides, Bacchae

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“One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphood was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so—but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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“The only victories which leave no regret are those which are gained over ignorance.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte

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“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

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"I must be retarded or something, maybe I should find people to moderate boards AND hate the boards posters at the same time!"
--moot poole

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“Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

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“The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.”
― Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

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“If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough.”
― John Grisham, The Testament

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“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
― Frank Zappa

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Joseph Joubert
“Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love truth.”
― Joseph Joubert

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“He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.”
― Tamora Pierce

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“Can`t you see that I`m only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?”
― Titus Petronius Niger

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“A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
― Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy

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“I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement”
― Robert Jordan, The Gathering Storm

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“Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.”
― Jim C. Hines

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“I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.”
― George Bernard Shaw

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Jeffrey Eugenides
“In Madeleine's face was a stupidity Mitchell had never seen before. It was the stupidity of all normal people. It was the stupidity of the fortunate and the beautiful, of everybody who got what they wanted in life and so remained unremarkable.”
― Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot

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“I love stupid plans.”
― Megan Whalen Turner, The Queen of Attolia

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*pant* *pant*.....

[Anonymous No.]

so why are you sperging out again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488732,78

Because the other guy is an idiot. Wow deja vu when I typed this.

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Holyshit this guy has some nuclear autism

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>>10488732,67
I fucking love Frank Zappa.