/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Valentine's day /jp/. I'm spending mine with my beloved.

[Sage goes in every field No.]

>>10487379
Those brown hands.

OP confirmed for either: going out or beeing a sub-human non white race

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487393
Normalfag detected.

>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

You're not spending Valentine's day with your beloved.

You're spending Valentine's day with a picture of your beloved.

She doesn't love you back.

She doesn't even know you exist.

You're just a creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487393
Get out normie

[Anonymous No.]

>>10311017

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>>10487386
>>>/pol/

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>>10487393
What if there's a world where they're the ones doing this to our pictures?
I mean, fuck, dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487418
in some world out there is a cute girl masturbating to your pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487379

This is just sad.

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487386

Brown is the new white. Get out white boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487398
I mean, look, I don't care if you're in love with a fictional character - that's okay! That's absolutely fine. Unrequited feelings aren't something that you should be ashamed of.

But look, just like it would be fucking creepy if it was a picture of a celebrity, or the cute girl that lives in the apartment next door, it's fucking creepy to think that looking at a picture of a fictional girl you like somehow means she's there.

If you claim to love her, have a modicum of goddamn respect, and acknowledge that your affection is one sided.

Otherwise you're just using the girl you say to love as an emotional masturbation toy, without care for her consent and feelings. That's not love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487454

Beautifully said 10/10 ;___;

Copy saved to pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487459
http://pastebin.com/eC57KU9z

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487454
what if he has a tulpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487386
>mailto: Sage goes in every field

gr8 laf

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487452
>>10487415
Please leave /jp/ forever.

[Anonymous No.]

why are u shoving pizza up remilia's nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487478
That's Patchouli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487484
Either way I don't think any touhous enjoy shoving pizza up their noses.

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>>10487393
tell it to this guy
>>10486654

[Anonymous No.]

even if you're a nigger you need to show some class. don't give her pizza on valentines damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487513
Not everyone can be as lucky as Hina.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you Yui.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you Adolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487726
https://www.4chan.org/rules

>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>racism

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487733
are you a faggot?
also following the rules like a dog, does not increases your chances of becoming a mod you faggot.
>more faggot than op

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487454
Beautiful, just beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487393
I'm just a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487733
I don't see any racism fartcommander

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487454
>that's okay! That's absolutely fine.

thanks dude, dunno how we'd cope here without your approval

any other "babby's first otaku psychologist" essays to bestow upon us?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm having a laugh at all these idiots with instant bullshit and fucking packaged creme puffs on a plate in front of their monitor.

They have no idea whatsoever how this works. The point is not to stuff your fat fucking face with whatever garbage you usually do, it's to put in real effort and treat your fictional beloved to a nice meal. You do not see people in the original images with a plate of pizza rolls in front of their monitor for a good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487781
What kind of faggot tells others how to correctly express their love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487783

Please take your filthy and unfunny catchphrases back to your /a/b/v/ shithole. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

MOm MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WANTS MORE PIZZA ROLLS

AND THAT IT'S OK IF I HAVE SOME TOO *takes pic*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487781

>I'm having a laugh at all these idiots

Someone like you probably isn't even capable of love so why should we listen to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487788
Pray tell, what catchphrase did I use? It's time you learned your place in the /jp/ hierarchy. I'm far above you, junior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487793

*strokes beard* heh sure showed that loser... he can never love like i do.....

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>>10487797

"Go back to your /a/b/v shithole" was just a suggestion because I'm a nice guy. You can feel free to remain here and embarrass yourself further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487803
>Please take your filthy and unfunny catchphrases

So you're admitting that you cannot point out the catchphrase I used, and are just trying your hardest to fit in? I'll give you another chance before I get serious. Don't respond to this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487813
I'm an exhibitionist. Please check your cisnormative privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487783
Nobody gives a shit about how you "express your love." You are free to express your love in your own home any way you damn well please. Broadcasting your display to the internet is something else entirely, and if you're doing that, you're inviting comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487809

Your mom's trying her hardest to hit my dick in her! :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487822
Are you >>10487788?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487822
>hit

Just give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487827

"Just give up!" - me to your dad as I impregnate his ass

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>>10487833
>>10487822
"i was just pretending to be retarded xD"

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487825
Please respond, either (?) of you. I would like to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487840
Nice cup from Mcdonalds you pathetic piece of shit, I have like 12 of those.

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>>10487798

Don't even know what you're trying to say
Look at all the effort you put into hating things and lashing out at people for no reason. Who would even want to be loved by you?

[Anonymous No.]

Take this thread to /a/, ’’ｏｎｅｇａｉ’’

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487847
/a/ can't appreciate true love like /jp/ and her waifu.

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>>10487846

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>>10487841
It was intentionally chosen, as it encompasses two jokes in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487856
Epic reaction image dude. Truly "for the win".

[Anonymous No.]

Supposedly like six of you ordered El Psy Congroo chalices. Why do I not see any of these in the images?

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>>10487475

no

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>>10487858
What jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487915
Have you never watched Juuden-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487919
>Juuden-chan
For some seconds I thought you were referring to that one about ramen delivery girl.

No, I havent.

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>>10487454
He can still imagine that she loves him back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487929
Everything sans the LCD in that picture is a diuretic, to put it bluntly. I wish I had a higher quality camera on me, so the liquid in the glass was clearly red, but it can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

happy valentine's day

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488003
Is there a ghost on your table? Creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488003
Your lens is dirty.

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[Anonymous No.]

No love for Hina thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487422

>in some world out there is a cute girl masturbating to your pictures

That is a really nice thought. Thanks anon-kun. Suddenly my vday doesn't suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488003

hey, cool

At least you made something yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488019

In another dimension, entitled 'rape dimension,' your 'waifu' does not know any sensation than being penetrated infinitely by hordes of niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487454

I've been in real relationships and even married before. Trust me, they are just as one-sided. In the end, people are all selfish and there is no "real love" or "caring about someone". This is why I now stick with 2D from now on and forever.

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>>10488032
It's almost certainly something reposted from Facebook in order to make people angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488012
Please fucking die. I feel physically sick knowing people like you post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488032
r u a hacker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488032

ahahahahahha

fucking owned

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488032
>derpqueen

Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487726

>sama

I lol'd. Great. I wish I thought of doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if technology good enough to completely emulate any of these characters will exist in our life spans. Hope so.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10488037
Check the filename >>10488012, the middle number is the photo ID of facebook pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488058
holy HECK

or should i say... holy HACK :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488060
i dont forgive or forget xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488003

Who the fuck is actually gonna eat all that food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488026

Uhm, yah, I just won't think about that one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487471
See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizhrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488054

Protip: She can't really eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488101
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creatity

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488003
Goddamn it. Bacon rice. Toast with that butter cube on it? Sausage? Are you fucking English weaboo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488112
I'm american, and that sounds like something I'd eat if I was lazy. Probably not the toast and rice in the same meal, but you know them brits and their carb obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488104

Take your image macros back to your /a/b/v/ haven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488106
@Tulpafags (not you)

>poor emotional responsiveness
Check.
>auditory hallucinations
Check.
>avolition
Check.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to lucid dream about her tonight. Yay for being talented!

[Anonymous No.]

Tulpas do not exist, FYI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488003

Cute pic dude, but putting all that greasy food near your dakis? Really?

>>10488012

Seconding >>10488032. Just get the fuck away from this board and forget you ever knew it existed. Literally might vomit if I think about this too much.

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>>10488131
That's kind of the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488131
And that's why there are over 400 progress reports threads on the forum about the whole thing. That are frequently updated. With many of them actually succeeding.

I don't see any reason to pretend either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488147
It's one guy masquerading as almost a thousand people.

His efforts put /jp/'s collective autism to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488037
I think you meant to say hacka, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488112
I'm english and I literally know no one who eats meals like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry valentines day everyone! ^__^

[Anonymous No.]

Happy V-day /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488147

There can be 400,000 and I won't care.

Would you believe unicorns existed if you read 400 unicorn summoning journals on a forum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488177
Unicorns are posited to be living beings, not mental constructs.

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>>10488158

LOL. Like in my fav. anime! :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488168

cute chocolates dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488182

And there's the same amount of proof for their existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488177
>>10488182

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>>10488189
But there's more evidence against the existence of unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488120

>chiruno not being /jp/ related

You are truly retarded.

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488199
>chiruno not being /jp/ related
Did he say that?

[Anonymous No.]

fucking awful thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488162

Is that some Trent Reznor? Damn he looks young in that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488201

Yes he did. He was crying bitch tears about my image, which of course is the great 2hu chiruno 9 baka baka queen of /jp/.

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>>10488196

No there isn't. There's zero evidence against their existence.

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>>10488230

It should be against the law for black people to like anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488230

I wish I had a smart black friend who was into Japanese shit and would teach me how to be street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488227
It's not in the Bible therefore unicorns don't exist. God on the other hand is the most popular tulpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488236
it is, that's why he got arrested

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488236

it should be against the law for your mom's butt ugly face to be allowed in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488214
You should set some churches on fire, just for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488205

Yeah.
That photo was from a shoot taken around the March of the pigs music video days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488227
Unicorns are hypothesized to be a type of real, physical creature. That means that if they existed, one could draw a variety of conclusions about them: unicorns eat, unicorns reproduce, unicorns have habitats, unicorns have skeletons, unicorns obey the laws the physics. These suggest other conclusions: there should exist a certain number of unicorns if the population is to be self-sustaining (or else unicorns are immortal, but immortal creatures are not known to exist other than some very simple organisms). If unicorn sightings are to believed, then if people search for unicorns, then it stands to reason that people would probably find some. Hypotheses such as "unicorns hide in clouds" or "unicorns can turn invisible" contradict what people know about physics and are implausible. The fact that nobody has ever found a unicorn, or taken a picture of one, or found a unicorn skeleton, is strong evidence in favor of the idea that unicorns do not exist.

Tulpas are a psychological phenomena. They do not leave tracks, they do not leave bodies, and someone's hypothetical tulpa is in fact, unobservable. One would have methods of testing whether someone who claimed to have a tulpa was lying (perhaps by examining an EEG of a person who claims to be talking to with his tulpa.)

If unicorns existed, we would expect a number of things to be true which are evidently not. The existence of tulpa does not seem to imply anything that is contradicted by what we know today.

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>>10488271

>or else unicorns are immortal, but immortal creatures are not known to exist other than some very simple organisms

So? Unicorns aren't like normal animals.

>The fact that nobody has ever found a unicorn, or taken a picture of one, or found a unicorn skeleton, is strong evidence in favor of the idea that unicorns do not exist.

Unicorns are very elusive. A lack of evidence is not the same as contrary evidence.

Tulpas are not provable beyond word-of-mouth because we can't export thoughts from people yet. What people tell you is not reliable information. The same amount of reliable evidence exists for both tulpas and unicorns' existence, so if one exists, so does the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488271

Unicorn skeletons look exactly like horse skeletons. The horn decays as it is made of dreams instead of keratin.

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>>10488291
>So? Unicorns aren't like normal animals.
The hypothetical unicorn is a mammal. Thus one can ascribe to it typical mammalian traits.

>A lack of evidence is not the same as contrary evidence.
If unicorns existed, we would expect a number of things to be true which are evidently not. "Unicorns exist" is a premise, that if we assume to be true, suggests other things that we know to be false. "Tulpas exist" does not seem to be contradicted by what we know.

>The same amount of reliable evidence exists for both tulpas and unicorns' existence, so if one exists, so does the other.
This is simply awful logic. If one posters claims he owns a cat named Ginger, and another poster claims to own a unicorn named Crescent, although I have no evidence whatsoever that either claim is true, I can accept that Ginger exists while Crescent does not. I don't have to "accept both or accept none" even though I have an identical amount of evidence for both Ginger and Crescent existing.

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>>10488271
>>10488291
>>10488297

mlp pls go

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>>10488321

>The hypothetical unicorn is a mammal. Thus one can ascribe to it typical mammalian traits.

First: there is nothing hypothetical about unicorns, and they are not mammals. They may appear to be mammals but they are supernatural and have supernatural immortality.

>"Unicorns exist" is a premise, that if we assume to be true, suggests other things that we know to be false.

No, it can be true on its own. You are thinking wishfully for the sake of your argument.

>I can accept that Ginger exists while Crescent does not. I don't have to "accept both or accept none" even though I have an identical amount of evidence for both Ginger and Crescent existing.

You're right: you don't have to accept that, but it's how the burden of proof works, sorry. Being smart is optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488355
>They may appear to be mammals but they are supernatural and have supernatural immortality.
People generally take the non-existence of the supernatural as an axiom when considering the veracity of a claim. If something contradicts an axiom, it is probably false.

>You're right: you don't have to accept that, but it's how the burden of proof works, sorry.
I am not aiming to you to prove that tulpas exist. I am simply pointing out that your logic "if one exists, so does the other" is flawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488377

>People generally take the non-existence of the supernatural as an axiom when considering the veracity of a claim. If something contradicts an axiom, it is probably false.

You're not allowed to draw a conclusion like '<x> definitely does not exist' based on "generally"s and "probably"s.

>I am not aiming to you to prove that tulpas exist. I am simply pointing out that your logic "if one exists, so does the other" is flawed.

Please reread my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488389
>You're not allowed to draw a conclusion like '<x> definitely does not exist' based on "generally"s and "probably"s.
All statements are probabilistic. The only thing you can really know for sure is that "I exist" and perhaps mathematical statements that are not dependent on observation. If you insist, though, I can say that "unicorns almost certainly do not exist."

>Please reread my post.
Okay, I did.

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

Are you guys honestly arguing over the existence of unicorns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488407
>implying unicorns don't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488399

>The only thing you can really know for sure is that "I exist"

No, you can't say this either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488418
I haven't found a convincing argument against "cogito ergo sum" but you're right, there could exist a good argument against it that I simply haven't thought of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488428

I'm glad you understand your place as the lower intellectual life form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488407
Get fucked m8, if there are no unicorns in Gensokyo, it means they still exist here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488230
RIP in Peace Thad

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488434
How does that follow from anything that has been said so far?

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>>10488446
Only Japanese forgotten things inevitably find their way to Gensokyo. Foreign things like vampires and hobgoblins have to travel themselves or be brought there by someone.

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>>10487379

fuck off shitskin

your waifu would be disgusted if she saw you

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>>10489026
What is in the box?

[Anonymous No.]

I spent Valentine's fapping to doujins of my favorite 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487379
I bought some Yakisoba and bread today. I hope yakisoba pan is as good as I think it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487379
Domino's pizza is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489037
Chocolate. I just wrapped them up for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489065
I think it depends on the area. I personally haven't had a good Pizza Hut pizza before, but Dominos has been great every time. It's the opposite for a guy I know though.
You'd think it would be consistent considering the few ingredients you can make the things out of.

[Amarin !!qUgW4NZcr4x No.]

I tried making cookies out of cake mix. They didn't come out very pretty, but I was able to write on them. Probably should've waited for them to cool off before spreading the icing and writing my message. I had just enough red icing for it, but it didn't come out so great. Oh well~

Happy Valentine's Day, /jp/!

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>>10489097
Not bad on the 愛 and the subliminal messaging of the Strawberry Panic DVD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488230

rest in RIP, our fallen comrade.

[... No.]

No pictures of the cookies I made, they are sent away days ago. Delicious heart shaped cookies, came out better than I've ever made before ;_;

>>10489097

Cookies out of cake mix, somehow I find that adorable.

[Amarin !!qUgW4NZcr4x No.]

>>10489117
Thank you~
>>10489217
You should try a recipe for cookies and replace the flour with cake flour. It's supposed to affect the softness,

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>>10488442
The P in RIP is Peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487726
wch 2hu wuld adolf fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489289
raymoo because she also believes in genocide of people she doesn't like (youkai)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488214
You should have given white chocolate to him instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought we were done with this shit .

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>10489323
Why, because some nerds on /a/ have turned it into a joke? Relax, enjoy yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489339
Sunflower seeds, heh.

And did you make those yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489344
no he bought them from sees candy I saw him at the store

i work there. he's an ugly fuggin dork.

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>10489344
I wish I had that kind of talent. I'm not even sure what these >>10489097 are but i'm kinda jealous.

>>10489346
You give me too much credit, they're much cheaper than Sees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488003
>>Eclair
>>Not a better Dog Days like Ricotta

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489339
Theres nothing enjoyable about seeing these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489298
>Holohoax
>real

[iosys !LfPPE1OhI. No.]

Happy Valentine's Day, /jp/
Even the same two intolerant normalfag shitposters saging the thread over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489408
w r u q ?

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>>10489427
> two intolerant normalfag shitposters saging the thread over and over.

Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489427
I CANNOT STOP LAGHIONG OH MY GOD THIS ISSSSSSS A SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAKKKUUUU MSUHROOOMMM

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ Wanted to wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489448
nice benjamins, u get those from suckion on ur dads cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489452

Do ho ho, nope. Actually have a job that destroys my soul and sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489452
Like you wouldn't suck your dad's did if it paid that well.

[Breatan No.]

Tucking in Koishi

[/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA No.]

another kinectimal valentine, good night /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489641
You have a nice looking hand. I'd hold it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489722
Where's Arc?