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Ara ara~

>> No.10482420

s-sorry mom...

>> No.10482440
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>>10482420
sorry for what?

>> No.10482448

>>10482440
t-that's...

>> No.10482510

Mom, all my friends keep telling me you're a MILF.

What does it mean?

>> No.10482561

>>10482510
>What does it mean?
Mother's
In
Live
Fields

>> No.10482583

M-mom....only you can break my lolita complex,
you know what we must do

>> No.10482647

why does /jp/ have so many mazacons lately

>> No.10482655

>>10482647
liking lolis has become too normal and mainstream you see

>> No.10482669
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>>10482647
Because mother/son in a daily life is actually the purest form of a give and take relationship.

She'll take good care of you, and you'll help her by doing things like chores. Plus maternal instincts make everything a mommy does that much cuter and loving.

>> No.10482676

>>10482669
All this time I just wanted to pork some little brats.
I'm coming mommy.

>> No.10482687

>>10482440
oh shi

>> No.10482743

>>10482687
You forgot the 't' you fucking nerd.

>> No.10482752
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This mazacon thread is severely lacking in gorgeous mommies!

>> No.10482757
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>>10482416
Milk!!

>> No.10482758

>>10482752
Because nobody has pics of mommies.

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>> No.10482774 [DELETED] 

anyone knows this manga game?
http://t.co/qCJfRRll

>> No.10482775

boards and jugs

>> No.10482993

>>10482774
dont click virus

>> No.10483168
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Why does it take so long to find this image?

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My mom's name almost corresponds with hers.
As a mazacon, I'm glad she is such a mommy-like character.

>> No.10483820

My mom just came home but I can't go greet her with a boner.

>> No.10483845

>>10482743
How does forgetting a t make him a nerd?

>> No.10483847
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>>10482764
I want Satori to be my intelectually equal partner whose status is neither higher nor lower than mine.

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Mommy hips

>> No.10483881
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Motherly delicious

>> No.10483912

I wonder what happened to the Ran-mama anon.

>> No.10483914

>>10483847
Are you that guy from before?
Why don’t you just submit to mommy’s 3rd eye~

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>>10483914
I can't see her as being superior to me, that's all.

>> No.10483967

Why haven't you given it to your mother nice and deep, /jp/?

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>>10483967
Cus she's 3D.

I only want to fuck my Touhou mommy.

>> No.10484008

>>10483912
Probably got banned after he started chaining ``Mazacon'' threads.

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>> No.10484022

>>10483967
I doubt she'd agree to it.

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>>10483967
fucking dammint

last night i had a dream where my mom told me that she really wanted a baby and then she started to seduce me but then my dad came out of nowhere and started fucking her and i woke up crying

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>>10484033

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>>10484008
>mazacon threads

>> No.10484052
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whee

>> No.10484054

>>10484039
/jp/ made me realize that Freud was right about everything. Just like Hitler.

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I want to rest in her lap

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Please mom, you know I have a thing for jean shorts.

>> No.10484198

>>10484054
But Freud is a jew.

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Best valentine

>> No.10484255

>>10484250
I used to get my mom valentines presents every year. I'd make a card, get her chocolate, that kind of thing. I stopped sometime in high school, I think.

>> No.10484269

>>10484255
Friendzoned by your own mother.

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>>10484255
I'd respond with an appropriate emote, but I think the crew maintaining the board actually have some kind of tool that clears most posts with emotes out almost as soon as they're posted now.

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>> No.10484299

>>10484294

Gross! Mom, grandma is getting herself all covered in grease again.

>> No.10484300

>>10484289
Her head is too small.

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When's the last time mother ever gave you a hug?

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>>10484299
Time to oil up

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Mazabump

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>>10482440

Every time I see this I remember the ending to Malcolm in the Middle and it's just so fitting.

>> No.10485154

Why do fans draw Touhou boobies big if they are always flat in the games?

>> No.10485161

>>10485154
ZUN's drawings are abstractions.

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>>10485161
In a scale from 1 to 10 in secondariness that's a "get out of /jp/"

>> No.10485208
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Mommyzou

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Would you back in time and let Yukari raise you, /jp/?

>> No.10485238

>>10485227
Only if I could get some kind of power after it. When I grow up, I'll use it to shatter her dream and destroy Gensokyo.

>> No.10485234

>>10485227
Only if i can get near Ran

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>>10485227
No

>> No.10485336

>>10485227
Only if she raises me into her perfect lover.

>> No.10485368

>>10485336
a slave that doubles as a footstool?

>> No.10485377

>>10485368
I wouldn't mind. I feel better when I receive orders instead of deciding what to do.

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>>10485368
Wat.

Since when does Yukari keep slaves?

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>>10485389

>> No.10485428

>>10485386
how else would she have any need for you?

>> No.10485531

Holy sheeit I just found the best video on the internet

A yandere mother stealing her son from his girlfriend and then rapping him in front of her.

http://xhamster.com/movies/1644760/the_jealous_mother.html

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How would /jp/ feel having an ageless loli as a mother?

>> No.10485548

>>10485533
She'd be hard to take seriously, but Suwako is well aware of that. That's why she is so mischievous, childish and took stand-up comedy as a hobby.

>> No.10485574

>>10485428
Why does she have any need for Ran?

I highly doubt Yukari's that much of an unfeeling bitch to only have shikigami to do her work

>> No.10485647

Why is /jp/ so lewd?

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>>10485647
Why do you care, lol

>> No.10485659

>>10485653
because you're my friends

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>>10485659
You don't like the love of mother?

>> No.10485709

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/566834/4b9d31e5c6/

>> No.10485713

>>10485691
it is overbearing

>> No.10485718

>>10484179
>lap
Is that what kids are calling it now a days?

>> No.10485722

>>10485653
Carrying a daikon = truMazacon.

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Who's your mommy?

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>>10486627
"When i grow up i want to marry you mom"

>> No.10486702

>>10484289

This person draws the chameleon girl


I need a link to their pixiv please

>> No.10486760

>>10486702
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=15961301

dis nigga?

>> No.10486763

Youre dad fuck'd your mom to make you

>> No.10486785

>>10486760

Yeah thanks

I really should've checked already had him favorited just had to make sure

he has done some Touhou too it's pretty nice

>> No.10486815

>>10486684
Why is Yukari wearing a party hat?

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>>10486627
Take a wild guess.

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>>10486785
Too bad that all he draws now are grotesquely fat women

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>You don't mind if I wear this, right?

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>>10487385
Who are you quoting ?

Yes I do.

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you would all make Oedipus proud

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>> No.10487770

>>10485531

I knew I browsed /jp/ for a reason.

If anyone cares: http://fapdu.com/misa-arisawa.porn

The last two are the full movie

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Wanna sleep with mommy?

>> No.10487782

>>10487770
Holy shit. The girlfriend cries when the son cums inside his own mother. This is amazing.

>> No.10487790

>>10487774
Breasts too large, too lard.
Give me a mommy with small breasts for once.

>> No.10487800

>>10487782

I was honestly amazed at how well Misa Arisawa played her part. I mean, maybe the campness is lost on me as I don't speak Japanese, but the fucking *looks* that she shot the girlfriend as she milked the semen out of her son. Jesus christ, my dick.

It helped that I hated the girlfriend for being a typical squealing cunt during her sex scene. Why do they find that shit attractive?

>> No.10487831

>>10487790
Small breast mommy is best of both worlds

>> No.10487842

>>10487774

I am sorry mom, I can never love a woman who disregards the physics of fabric.

>> No.10487879

>>10485574
One of the Bunbunmaru articles has Yukari mercilessly beating the hell out of Ran just for failing some task though.
Ever since then I've had a bit of trouble seeing the Yakumos as a big happy family (as much as I like that interpretation). It instead looks more like a Mistress with her two slaves/pets, who she treats any way she damn well pleases.
I'm referring to this article by the way: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Yukari

>> No.10487924

>>10487879
It isn't abuse, it's discipline. Ran is a shikigami, so if she doesn't do exactly as I say she can't make use of her full strength. Even so, she ignored orders and went off and fought with humans. So I scolded her.

>> No.10487928

>>10487924
>so I
*spins in chair*

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>> No.10488903

>>10487879
>just for failing some task

I'm pretty sure it's for the events of PCB.

>Mistress with her two slaves/pets, who she treats any way she damn well pleases.

Doesn't mean they can't be happy. Or a family.

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>>10485208
Here you go.

>> No.10490003

My Mom gave me chocolates, I thought I should tell mazacon thread.

Would you like your mom to get you chocolates?

>> No.10490479

>>10490003
Not my mom, but I would like a mommy to get me chocolate. My mom is like a child, and not in a good way.

Is your mom cute? What's she like? What kind of chocolate did she get you? Are you going to get her something for white day?

>> No.10490492

>>10490479

She's not cute or motherly-endowed like touhou mommies, but she's nice. It was the heart-box candy.

I would've got her something on valentine's but I didn't have the money. As far as I know white day isn't a tradition in America so I don't think she'd get it.

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>>10485208
Mamizou is your unmarried aunt, not your mom.

>> No.10490961

2hu boobies sure are shiny

>> No.10491031

>>10490877
I wanna grab that chocolate

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>> No.10491072

>>10490961
Don't you oil your tits everyday? Some man you are...

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>>10490952

...So you're saying she's single?

Jackpot.

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>> No.10492024

>>10492016
translate it weebs

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>> No.10492047

>>10492016
Right to left

First panel: nico! nico!
Second panel:
"Um... What is it that you are doing?"
"What is the purpose of that choker?"
"You wouldn't understand, Yukari-sama. This is a technique I have invented to make chen stronger!"
"Does it, by any chance, involve the use of a choker?"

Third panel:
"And what's with Mandy? She looks way too happy!"
"Next I'm gonna wash you and pet you and then put you in new clothes, Ran-shama!" (shama is a cute way of saying "sama")
"Oh, so it's this kind of play? I had no idea you were into this..."
"Do not speak lightly of the Ran teachings. You will be training under Mandy's supervision as well."

Fourth panel:
"See... This isn't just training for Mandy..."
"She dotes on us too!"
"Here, Yukari-shama! I have a choker for you too!"
"I want in!"

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>>10492035

>> No.10492564
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Has /jp/ ever sniffed their mother's panties?

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>>10492564
That'd be pretty gross.

Odd how /jp/ would do all sorts of lewd things to motherly touhou figures, but never in real life.

>> No.10493687

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv126751382

>> No.10493882

>>10492047
Why is Chen translated as Mandy...? Or are they literally referring to Chen as Mandy in this...?

>> No.10493892

>>10493882
How should I put it... it's not the only thing that differs from what they're actually saying.

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>>10491072
i dont have tits


i wish i have

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>>10492564
I have

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>> No.10495748

>>10495725
What lewd breasts

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>>10495748
Aren't most?

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>>10495748
She's obviously excited to see you, so go and make mommy yours

>> No.10495791

>>10494217
how were they?

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>> No.10499471

>>10499457
dayum

>> No.10500084

>>10486684
>if Yuugi was my mom, i would sneak into the liquor cabinet everyday

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what would you do in this situation?

>> No.10504832

>>10504809
Sex with mommy!

>> No.10504833

>>10504809
"you're not my mom"

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