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Profilations of the fans of different touhous:

Reimu: people that wear sunglasses indoors and don't truly like her, but say so to look more like the players who have beaten every game in lunatic.

Marisa: folk who laughs at their own jokes and walks into walls.

Tewi, Rumia, Chen: lolicons who won't play the games much because they can't do it while having their hand in pants at the same time.

Patchouli: pure shy intellectuals and couple of slimy chubbyfetisists.

Cirno: different kinds of outgoing people mixed with youtubers and lolicons.

Okuu: divided between waifufags and bird experts who want to see the world burn.

Remilia, Sakuya, Youmu: clingy loyalty-worshippers.

Flandre, Alice: youtubers.

Yuugi, Meiling: touchy-feely gentle-minded people, sometimes sad drunkards.

Yukari, Yuuka: people with daddy issues, devoted cultists.

Ran, Yuyuko: people with mommy issues, usually quite lewd.

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>> No.10480772

But Reimu is my favorite

And I'm a funny, well-liked, normally function person who is currently working towards their masters in computer science and is already a certified Java programmer.

Oh, and I consider my self a philosophical Taoist, so I like her for that.
I might like Marisa more if I weren't such a sucker for dark hair.

>> No.10480777

As a Sakuya, Yukari, Ran, Yuyuko, Meiling, Okuu and Patchouli fan, I can say it all applies to me. I'm not fat, though.

>> No.10480803

Oh, wise and brilliant OP... Could you shine your wisdom on minor group? What about Orin fans?

>> No.10480804

I'm a flandre fan but I'm also Kaguya and Lily White fan. 2 of my favorites are not here.

>> No.10480808 [DELETED] 

its funny cuz OP is considered quality and on-topic discussion by the /q/ueers

>> No.10480811

If only niggy!bar was here...

>> No.10480812

Everyone is a waifufag for popular Touhous, literally everyone. Okuu just happens to have more waifu-related material than the rest.

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>Yuugi, Meiling: touchy-feely gentle-minded people, sometimes sad drunkards.
Pretty accurate

I'd say most of the list looks pretty solid in my experiences.

>> No.10480838

What about Satori?

>> No.10480846

My favorite Touhou doesn't match the personality stated at all.

Truly a tragedy.

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Orin: generic cat-/goth girl fans or guys who dream about friendship with a girl.

Kaguya: lazy couch critics who like asian women.

Lily white: I have to say I have no idea who might like her. Maybe goes into lolicon-category.

>> No.10480894

I like Kanako yet I don't have mommy issues.

>> No.10480897
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>bird experts who want to see the world burn


Is awesome.

>> No.10480899

How about Suika..?

>> No.10480903

Horny pedophiles.

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>> No.10480908

You forgot about the most important Touhou.
I am, of course, referring to the great Eiki.

>> No.10480914

Is that, like, as in "anti-profilation treaty" ?

>> No.10480915

Well... I'm big fan of sisters of mercy and fond of slitting my wrists. Also I like cats. Good job.

>> No.10480916 [DELETED] 

Eiki lovers are /q/eers the janishit and the mod, prove me right fucker

>> No.10480920

Satori, Parsee - depressed people
Koishi - depressed people in denial

>> No.10480925

um, dude, calm yourself

>> No.10480928
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>bird experts who want to see the world burn.
But I just really like birds... And by extension, birdgirls.

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>Yuugi, Meiling: touchy-feely gentle-minded people, sometimes sad drunkards.

I disagree with the sad part though.

>> No.10480932

That's a bird? I always thought it was a turtle

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>> No.10480942

Define touchy feely.

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You're wrong, I'm not depressed anymore.

>> No.10480947

Looks like he is right.

>> No.10480948

Okuute pic dude.

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You're probably right OP.

I want to do chores for her all day and then be rewarded with kisses and cuddles.

>> No.10480956

I'd say Rumia is for fans of vore/lolicon and heretics.

Rather than straight up lolicons.

>> No.10480959

>Okuu: divided between waifufags and bird experts who want to see the world burn.

Jesus, you are right.
I love birds.

>> No.10480960

Aya has many fans. Please teach me about them.

>> No.10480961


What about Reisen?

>> No.10480962

Masochist vore lolicons.

>> No.10480978

Don't get me started on those guys...

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Kaguya: A canonical truNEET for truNEETs.

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What would you say about Miko, Mokou, or Byakuren fans? Sanae needs to be covered as well.

>> No.10481023

Miko: People who aren't Taoist, but think it's cool (mainly due to the Yin Yang symbol I assume). They also like earmuffs/headphones

Mokou: People who like tomboys, fire and /g/

Byakuren: People who aren't Buddhist, but think it's cool (mainly due to Buddha being so ZEN maaaan), overly logical Thinkers, and a small group of people that actually meditate in the mix.

>> No.10481024

Jesus fuck I must be a Touhou hipster, none of my favorites have been mentioned.

>> No.10481038

canonical pigslut for pigs

>> No.10481049
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Nitori: Aspiring Engineers, Engineers, Onahole users, Technology lovers and TBoS

>> No.10481050

Wannabee NEETs.

>> No.10481053

missing a youmu

Youmu: tomboyish, but like quirky dialog? Like swords

>> No.10481062

Nitori is basically a cocksleeve who is happy about it.

>> No.10481064

It describes the fans, not the characters.

>> No.10481066

>missing a youmu
Check again.

>> No.10481072

Your anus is a sleeve for hit to stick her hand up it and grab your magical golden balls.

>> No.10481074

you just got to ask politely like i did. but i know how you feel and i'm proud of it.

>> No.10481080

She wouldn't do something so barbaric, she is smart enough to know they don't even exist.

>> No.10481083

> already a certified Java programmer.
You say it like it's something to be proud of, code monkey-san.

>> No.10481088

How delusional.

I hope she enjoys your anus.

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Satori: people insecure about their strenght or the protective kind who wishes to live in harmony and understanding.

Koishi: creepers who are into incest and love surprises.

Suika, Aya: curious types, sometimes in a lewd way and might be drunkards too.

Eiki: probably bit religious and very self-conscious persons.

Reisen: the types who like the chase more than the prize or are optimists.

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Hina: those who have truly learned to take it easy. they isolate themselves from society as much as possible, steadily reaching for their modest goals in solitude. they don't dislike people, and in fact have a few good friends, but prefer to keep their distance most of the time.

>> No.10481166

I hope you aren't writing about yourself.

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obviously not
/jp/ isn't a blog

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>mfw i see this thread

>> No.10481210

>have a few good friends
and possibly

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Sanae: people who were bullied in highschool and just wanted a gf

>> No.10481218

U kwotin some1 mate?

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Miko: this is hard, maybe those who are young at heart.

Mokou: passionate and adaptable people, also sneaky girls with a good imagination.

Byakuren: her fans just want to believe.

Sanae: are either extra pure and cheerful or extra lewd.

>> No.10481238

Sounds about right

>> No.10481240

what is tbos?

>> No.10481316

What about Futo ? She is fairly popular

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Futo lovers have big cocks, love anal, eating sushi and setting things on fire,

>> No.10481352

Reimu is my favourite and has always been.

I play 2hu casually and never actually finished any of the games in a single run./spoiler]

>> No.10481353

I'm a Patchouli fan, seems you nailed my profile (shy bookworm, not chubby fetishist.) Some of the other ones seem a little harsh.

>> No.10481385

Man, you couldn't have guesstimated my personality even worser

>> No.10481398

You're "profilations" are pathetic. Doesn't matter if they were ironic or not.

>> No.10481418

>Marisa: folk who laughs at their own jokes and walks into walls.

Spot on. I fucking fall over at my own jokes, even when I'm not telling anyone one and I just thought of one.

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- Yuri fans
- Twintails/long legs combo connoisseurs
- Sadists
- Emo/cutting fetishists
- A handful of journalists

>> No.10481436

I don't have a big cock but I actually do like anal, eating sushi, and am a pyromaniac that loves burning things! I also like Futo, I'm the perfect Futo fan. Unless someone is just like me except has a big cock.

>> No.10481447

Eiki has a disproportionate number of Hispanic fans. I wonder why.

>> No.10481461

I have a big cock but I don't like Futo.

>> No.10481467

>Remilia, Sakuya, Youmu: clingy loyalty-worshippers.

Right on the mark!. Without loyalty there can't be love.

>> No.10481522

she is San pedro and La Santa Muerte is her Subordinate.

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>> No.10481554

>Youmu: clingy loyalty-worshippers.

I question that.

>Reimu: people that wear sunglasses indoors and don't truly like her, but say so to look more like the players who have beaten every game in lunatic.
>Marisa: folk who laughs at their own jokes and walks into walls.
Ouch, dude.

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Rumia fans are lolicons however they aren't attracted to her in the same way that people are attracted to Tewi and Suika

Rumia fans are closer to fans of the three fairies (especially Luna) as Rumia's main point of attraction is her childish naivete and youth relative to most other loli touhous.

The few that don't sexualize her treat her as a daughter to be doted on

I also enjoy the fact that she has a devoted cadre of artists on pixiv who produce a steady stream of fresh material, h and non-h.

>> No.10481596

What makes you say that?
I mean, I am hispanic and I do love Eiki, but I can't exactly say I see where you're coming from.

>> No.10481603

I will never look at the two the same way again.

>> No.10481607


>> No.10481614

It is just my personal observation. I am sure that it is probably wrong, and the Hispanic touhou community's number of Eiki fans is proportional to the white and east asian communities.

Though if I had to give a reason, it would probably be that Hispanics are more receptive to law and order types, given cultural and religious influences that portray authority in a better light than other cultures.

What I am saying is that Shikieiki is the caudillo of the hispanic touhou community.

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I am a buddhist and Miko is my favorite. Her conversations are always to hard and to the point. Plus she has the best hair of any touhou. Byakuren is way too flowery and whimsical. I also see Byakuren as acting like an old lady most of the the time.

>> No.10481627

Also it should be noted that the amount of Rumia vore in existence is infinitesimally small

There is gore but it is usually presented in a non-h context or is tossed into a doujin as a closing joke, usually to punish some faceless male for sexualizin' little girls

Quite a few of us are mentally unstable heretics, though

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people who are me

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Not even close.

>> No.10481642

Santa Muerte has nothing to do with real Christianity. The Santa Muerte cult a front for the drug traffickers.

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Halfway there!

>> No.10481658

Wouldn't Parsee fans be more paranoid than depressed?

>> No.10481660
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the hispanic Catholicism has nothing to do with real Christianity

>> No.10481664

Death is such a horny old bastard.

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I'd say they'd be more of player-haters.

>> No.10481672

I thought this death worship was local pagan thing... Though they made him into a saint when christfags came around.

>> No.10481719


>normally function
>computer science
>philosophical Taoist

Yeah, suuuurrrrreeeee.

>> No.10481795
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>Miko: People who aren't Taoist, but think it's cool (mainly due to the Yin Yang symbol I assume). They also like earmuffs/headphones

I like her headgear, but otherwise that doesn't really apply to me much. I'm just attracted to power.

>> No.10481804

And shitty hairstyles apparently.

>> No.10481815

She just had her birthday a few days ago, be nice.

>> No.10481827

>Patchouli: pure shy intellectuals and couple of slimy chubbyfetisists.
Yep thats pretty much me

nice job anon

>> No.10481832

I'm a fan of suika and marisa, this is pretty accurate, except not too lewd or drunk.

>> No.10481857

I like yukari and yuyuko. Really doesn't fit me at all.

>> No.10481867

Meiling was p accurate. I don't really drink, though.

>> No.10481871

You're the second, aren't you?

>> No.10481903
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What about Koishi?

>> No.10481914

What about Suwakofags and Kanakofags?
What about Komachifags and ?
What about Keinefags?
What about Eirinfags?

>> No.10481934
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...What about Miss Tenshi?

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What about Star Sapphire? I can't hardly imagine what kind of group would like her

>> No.10481960


People who like the loli body type, but also like girls with common sense.

>> No.10481968

I like Kaguya and Patchouli. What it says about me: I like long hair with blunt bangs.

>> No.10481981

SS is generally drawn as the most childlike in body.

>> No.10481988

It also means you prefer nerdy/hikki girls in the hope that you would somehow be more compatible with them.

>> No.10482002

Of course.

>> No.10482013

Isn't Luna depicted as the most child-like?

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>> No.10482043


On a related topic, seeing mammaries on Luna Child makes my penis sad.

>> No.10482081

Why won't Star stop being so hot?

>> No.10482085

I don't think I have a favorite Touhou... It's too hard to choose.

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Okuu is my favourite because nuclear.

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I dunno lol. I just know i like her.

>> No.10482114

Nearly every 2hu - a pedophile.

>> No.10482150

Yuugi and Meiling Fans confirmed for Best Fans.
Followed by the neck-and-neck pairing of Okuu Fans and Ran and Yuyuko Fans.

>> No.10482163

>Yukari, Yuuka: people with daddy issues, devoted cultists.

Hmm?? I used to be very devoted, used to have daddy issues, and these two are my favorite touhous indeed.
But how did you know? Are you a wizard? What do these two have to do with occultism and daddy issues?

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Well you got two things right about Okuu. I love her and I also love birds. Except I want everyone to be friends and love each other as opposed to watch the world burn.

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Yuyuko and Yuugi are my two favorite touhou.

This is great.

>> No.10482197

Then you like Fanon Okuu, and are secondary scum.

>> No.10482202

[insert "your Gensokyou" copypasta]

>> No.10482204

We're talking about profilations of the fans, not the actual characters personality you dolt.

>> No.10482214
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I'm a Koishi and Byakuren fan but I just like the air scroll/superhuman and hartmann.

>> No.10482215

It's funny because I like reimu and I wear sunglasses indoors.

>> No.10482220

I will fight you I hate secondaries that much god damnit

>> No.10482224

[insert "Internet toughguy" copypasta]

>> No.10482228

Explain how liking Okuu, birds, and NOT being a psychopath means he's a secondary then.

>> No.10483164
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Parsee: drama lovers, bit edgy, possible concentration problems.

Suwako: no clear idea on this, maybe people who want to impress/shock others.

Kanako: work hard for their rewards, might have mommy issues.

Keine: brave but silent types, white knights in the internet sometimes.

Eirin: selective and emotionally quite stable by default, the type which uses their resources wisely.

Tenshi: people who think they're ahead of their time, materialists.

>> No.10483185

>Patchouli: pure shy intellectuals
I have been described as similar and Patchouli's my favorite so I guess you're right. I'm not fat though.

>> No.10483215

Apparently my're favorite Touhous are too obscure to be stereotyped.

I prefer it that way.

>> No.10483219

Same here. Nobody goes on the Moon anyway.

>> No.10483288

Tenshi fans: They usually live in Winslow, Arizona and like watching people eating corndogs

>> No.10483417

What'a corndog? Does it have anything to do with cornhole?

>> No.10483440

>Patchouli and Suika fan
> shy, curious and sometimes lewd intellectual who drinks a lot

That's pretty accurate.

>> No.10483441
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What about Medicine?

>> No.10483461

What about Medicine?

>> No.10483464

You are a forgettable person.

>> No.10483471
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Who are you?

>> No.10483513
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A forgettable person, apparently.

>> No.10483548

I liked the part where you literally got so angry you had to make a shit thread about it that just got instantly deleted.

>> No.10483761
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What does that make fans of PC-98 characters then?

>> No.10483802

Fan of a pc-98 other than Yuka, Alice, Reimu or Marisa? Hipster.

>> No.10483803

Oh come on. I may like Chen, but it's not like I don't try to be good at the games, and my overwhelming lewdness has nothing to do with this.

>> No.10483816

So you left out a number of popular PC98 characters and then you claim that people who like them are hipster?

Oh, I see, you only listed the ones from Windows canon. What a faggot.

Also, for the record, Kana Anaberal is the best.

>> No.10483844
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Which Touhous do muslims like?

>> No.10483849

Shitty and not accurate. What's next, astrology?

>> No.10483903

Your favourite 2hu: insert here your personality but without flaws.

now /jp/ can be happy

>> No.10483908


Sanae because she blows

>> No.10483916

Utsuho, Meiling, Yuuka and Yuyuko.
I have problems.

>> No.10483984

shut the fuck up ugly nerd

>> No.10484207

What about Wriggle? What about Wriggle? Where the fuck's Wriggle?

>> No.10484210

It means you're shit.

>> No.10484241
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You're shit.

>> No.10484244

Fuck off dude.

>> No.10484252

The ones that stay at home, in their hijabs.

>> No.10484254


So basically all residents of the SDM? Makes sense.

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I like Renko, please profile.

>> No.10484380

Hipsters, wanna-be intellectuals, soft-hearted.

Something like that maybe? That's the best way to describe the image I've had of them.

>> No.10484618

Im a MarisaChouli!

>> No.10484692

This is what /jp/ has become.

>> No.10484744

How exactly has /jp/ become?
It was a 2hu-centric board from the very start.

>> No.10484747
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What about Koakuma?

>> No.10484754

Duh, Ichirin

>> No.10484759

A secondary in the highest degree.

>> No.10484762

It wasn't social media secondary pandering 2hu-centric.

>> No.10484777

What about Murasa?

>> No.10484782

I'm new to this whole thing but is there any particular reason as to why all the touhou characters are little girls or is it just because?

>> No.10484793

ZUN couldn't draw men for shit, and it's too late to change now. Lurk more.

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> All the touhou characters are little girls.


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Medicine: slow-paced and patient people who like to share their opinions.

Wriggle: oppoturnists and strategic gamblers, also girls who appreciate secrets.

Renko: I don't know her well, but the fans are probably calm and balanced, almost phlegmatic.

Koakuma: like to pretend to be something else than what they actually are, might have commitment issues.

Murasa: I don't know her well either, but I guess the fans are kinda lewd-ish and straightforward.

Daiyousei: helpful and sharing, still kinda lazy.

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>> No.10484985

>Murasa: I don't know her well either
Why are you posting if you don't know things about basic 2hus that everyone knows.

>> No.10484992

why is /jp/ so shitty today

>> No.10484996

every day

>> No.10484999

/jp/ has been especially shitty the last few weeks. Contentless loli threads, Secondary touhou garbage (like this thread), translation requests, sauce requests, niggy posting in every thread on topic or not, and an alarming rise in people misusing quotes.

>> No.10485012

I forgot to mention the sickening abundance of spoon feeders.

>> No.10485019

>It was a 2hu-centric

No, it was a Touhou-centric board. Talking about Touhou does not imply booru/pooshlmer/tumblr-style shitposting.

Talking about "2hu"? Probably does. In a way I'm glad you fags decide to stand out. Makes filtering easier.

>> No.10485026

Calm your autism, dude. You can't complain about an established name for a game series 5 years later on the board that popularized it.

>> No.10485033
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Well I like Ran, Yuyuko and Alice the best. I don't comment or reference youtube videos though.

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Congratulations you're a secondary but just a slightly less annoying one.

>> No.10485051

I'm sorry you couldn't stop it.

>> No.10485054


But I'm not a secondary.

>> No.10485056

You're posting in this thread unironically.

>> No.10485057

I like ALL the Touhous!

>> No.10485059

I just automatically respond to any thread that has the word "loli" or "lolicon" in it.

>> No.10485062

Bad news, you fell for a forced meme. You look like an idiot by using it. Sorry.

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>> No.10485064

I detect a lack of autism.
Neurotypical pls go.

>> No.10485066

Bad news, no one on /jp/ gives a shit.

>> No.10485069

Fuck, getting seriously closer.

>> No.10485073

But I have to catch them all!

>> No.10485075

Don't you know /jp/ is the official blogging board of 4chan? silly /a/non.

>> No.10485076

Not really, the janitor will most likely delete all the off topic posts and keep this trash thread alive.

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>> No.10485082

99.9% of memes are just spam that people eventually accepted and then liked. "touhou hijack lol" is why this board exists, you might be telling your grandchildren about niggy.jpg fifty years from now. Don't be so stuck up, you pseudo-elitist faggot.

>> No.10485084

You know you can always just take your 10 bux and go back to SA. Oh wait, even they have their own retarded in-phrases. Sorry dude you're out of luck.

>> No.10485092

Not him, but I've been out of the loop for a bit. How did the niggy.jpg thing start?

>> No.10485099

Facebook doesn't.

>> No.10485101

The same way every epic /jp/ meme starts. Some buttblasted autists posts his shit for weeks and a few people post it too and it snowballs out of control. Look at japanese bird, hoopdog, sanae being a slut, flanfly, etc etc

>> No.10485106

Like if you agree.

>> No.10485109

Sanae being a slut is authentic japanese meme though, handed down to us from the japanese touhou community.

>> No.10485119

In order for it to be a meme here it still has to go through a similar exposure, it's just more likely to catch on because it's pre-established by japanese autists.

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Wait, what? Yes they do.

"That feel when" is just an imageboard rip-off of Facebook's "That awkward moment when", for example.

>> No.10485128

Forced memes die so quickly. How long did the hijack live, six months? I can't even recall most of the previous funney misspellings of Touhou anymore.

One thing that will last forever is newfags adopting everything they see to "be part of the culture", before dropping it all in shame once they realize their own idiocy.

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If that's not a fucking lie, then I don't know what is.

>> No.10485136

2hu has long since escaped the forced meme status, telling /jp/ to stop using it is like going to /v/ and saying stop using mfw.

>> No.10485139

x being a slut is an authentic 4chan meme, handed down to us all the way from the old /a/. Only characters change periodically.

It's high time for a new one, by the way.

>> No.10485142

All memes are "forced memes". Your "classic memes" like OVER 9000, happy negro, pool's closed, WAHA, etc., were all forced memes.

>> No.10485151

I'm not telling you to stop. I'm telling you to continue so that everyone can immediately tell you apart from actual fans of the series.

>> No.10485159

The thing is I am an actual fan of the series and I use 2hu to filter out elitist fucks like you.

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This is original content and better than anything that the couple of crybabies are contributing or imagedump threads. Just saying.

The profile of typical Rumia fan is about 50% true for me, I like her more in a pure way.

>> No.10485163

This. I also use "2hu", and I've 1CCed every game on Hard and above since 2007.

>> No.10485164

It's still a trash thread because it brings no insightful discussion, just secondaries posting "if u like rumia u mite be a pedo xD"

>> No.10485167

I'd advise you to filter me out by going somewhere else, then.

>> No.10485169

You're telling me to get out of /jp/?

>> No.10485199

I don't like Aya very much so people who like Aya are probably fags.

>> No.10485219

225 replies and 55 images. Almost there.

>> No.10485222

Ayafags are generally people who like promiscuous girls.

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whats ur fave touhous fave music

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counting crows xDD

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Nobody stopped you from making a post with insightful discussion related to the subject or made a comment like your example. Your whine posts are the trash here, when you could just have ignored the thread if you didn't like it.

>> No.10485274

I might have actually found your post cute and somewhat humorous if you left out the "xDD"

>> No.10485275

Great epic reaction image, 10/10 i laffd.

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>> No.10485279

but she's a raven, don't ruin my subtle rusing.

>> No.10485285

There's no insightful discussion to be had, building peoples profiles based on which fictional character they like is tumblr level shit and it has no place on /jp/.

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>> No.10485292

Kid's Festival ~ Innocent Treasures

It is the essence of Touhou, title included.

>> No.10485296

It's like all the crossboarders and secondaries all joined one thread and shat all over /jp/.

>> No.10485302

So, how about them Touhous. I'm stuck on Yuyuko's last card.

>> No.10485309

Thanks for your input, I see you saved that image in January of this year, I'm glad to have an opinion of a true /jp/ veteran posting in this thread.

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I'm a secondary and I'm proud of it.

>> No.10485313

I'm a tertiary and I'm prouder.

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Have anything for Seiga,Yoshika,Shou,Nue and Kanako fans?

>> No.10485329

Yes, stop posting.

>> No.10485330

Stay shit. I bet you've never even won any scoring tournaments or IaMP money matches.

>> No.10485334

You don't need to prove that you're better than apes you know that right?

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Not really, I have shit reflexes but I'm a gosu gigolo, ur mum pays me to play with her tits.
Is that good enough for /jp/?

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Seiga: lone wolves who wish to be useful to someone.

Yoshika: easily cheered up, might have cruel humor but innocent motives behind it.

Shou: loyal and easily misunderstood.

Nue: stubborn challenge-lovers.

Kanako fans already profiled in my second post.

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>> No.10485402

It's fine, I responded.

>> No.10485998

What about those people who don't like any touhous despite being familiar with the games?

>> No.10486033


god tier individuals who are amazing

>> No.10486038


That's what you call a 'visual novel otaku'.

>> No.10486250

Requesting Momiji good sir

>> No.10486280

Why aren't you playing CAVE shooters or something?

>> No.10486298

What? Bullshit.

>> No.10486308

You spelled 'Sanaefags' wrong, anon.

>> No.10486531


Well, I profilate to intentiate a gross miscartilage of disjustice. Seconder, this in outvantageous of us all to bequeen ourselfs of this vinyl wrongdoit.

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How'd you know, anon?

I wish I had harder liquor tonight.

>> No.10487149

If it's only one person that'd be about right for me.

>> No.10487172

How did you come to those conclusions, OP?

>> No.10487217

What about Yorihime?

>> No.10487240


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Took the main traits of the character/things that fans highlight on them -> thought what kind of people have the strongest feels over those things -> created a profile

Some were hard to describe with the space of 1-2 sentences and I had to rely on what kind of fans I've seen on /jp/ and in internet in general.

>> No.10489458

>Yuugi and Meiling Fans confirmed for Best Fans.

This. It's hilarious that you never see a Yuugi thread with over 30 replies because they are too drunk to function or don't remember they ever saw it on the next day.

It's so cute.

>> No.10489497

I wish I could spend the rest of my life just being lazy and getting drunk with Yuugi.

I'm doing it alone as is, anyway, and it's not that bad.

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>This thread.

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she's with you in spirit dude

pun intended w

>> No.10490800

Wriggle is my favorite

>> No.10490807

Just means you have an abnormal interest in garbage.

>> No.10490808

Please don't bully Wriggle

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Kana is very cool

Orange from touhou 04 is my favoraite

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Y-You think it's cute?
I always thought it was bad that I would fall asleep drunk when I was in an important discussion about Yuugi or in a good thread about her. Or I wouldn't get to post all my favorite images.
And then I would come around the next day to find the thread gone or essentially dead half-way through.

>> No.10490823

The marisa description sounds cute.

>> No.10490825

Anyone who can seriously say that hey are funny or well-liked, have not modesty, which means you're probably not well-liked at all.

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That's a good one. I'll have to remember it.

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what about asakura?

>> No.10490897

Super-Uber-Hipsters that prefer sci-fi to fantasy.

>> No.10490955

>Marisa: folk who laughs at their own jokes and walks into walls

Sounds about right ;_;

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>> No.10491125

Nigga what it means if I like Nue??

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I'd say I'm more of a happy drunk through.

>> No.10493080

Oh god why does Satori fit me so well. ;_;

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What about Komachi?

>> No.10493730 [DELETED] 

/v/ here.
The way it goes is actually -

Any 2hu: Sad manchildren who've never seen a girls pussy.

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>complains about manchildren


>> No.10493766

but /v/ are straight children.
Is anyone mentally over 13 in that shithole?

>> No.10493772

Actually I'm not a virgin, sorry to disappoint you. Also, it seems like a lot of people here are in relationships, so there's no doubt that's false.

>> No.10493786

>it seems like a lot of people here are in relationships
With their moms. And also, waifus don't count.

>> No.10493803

That doesn't make sense.
Manchild implies that you're physically a man, but mentally stuck in child-like state.

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My favs are Satori, Kaguya, Yukari

I am in fact a depressed lazy couch critic with daddy issues


>> No.10493861

btw im a girl

>> No.10494609

Milk pls go.

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>> No.10494648

That's just ZUN's shitty art. He himself said that Yukari was a MILF.

>> No.10494657

Interesting, care to provide a citation for that outlandish claim?

>> No.10494660

He said it when I met him personally in Japan.
He used that exact word - MILF.

>> No.10494668

moot also told me that he's selling 4chan to lowtax and we're to become part of the remade Retarded Forum for Assholes.

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>> No.10494686

She looks no older than 17 and ZUN art is considered more canon than the manga or alphes art.

>> No.10494691

She looks like 15 or 16.

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What about our adorable Shinigami, esteemed jay-pee experts?

>> No.10495019

Shiki and Komachi fags=latinos

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>> No.10495048

I'm a Patchouli fan and your description is pretty much accurate.
I'm also a fan of Kaguya and Marisa.

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Komachi: balanced dreamers, might have a bit girly or romantic mind.

Momiji: people who love action and don't like admitting their mistakes.

>> No.10495309

But I'm a russian-scandinavian hybrid, not a latino...

You sound like a fraud.

>> No.10495348


Go back to humping your love pillow or maybe find a job. Nothing gives you the right to talk about /v/ that way.

Anyway I like Aya and Hina. What does that mean?

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