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10479513 No.10479513[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games.

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond..

Wish me luck in Japan!

>> No.10479522

It never gets old. or maybe it did?

>> No.10479520


>> No.10479525

Rest in peace, brave samurai.

>> No.10479528

rip in peace ken ;_:7

>> No.10479556
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You'll be missed...

>> No.10479572

RIP miss you ken-sama

>> No.10479610

No really; RIP, you ain't comin back

>> No.10479619

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

>> No.10479645

RIP in pieces ;_;

>> No.10479655

I disagree with the katana. If its made, used, and maintained right they are badass. The rest I agree with, though.


>> No.10479667


stop posting

>> No.10479697

>Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
You don't know the language, because that would be referring to yourself in third person

>> No.10479700

[] Burn
[] Very burned
[x] TOASTY !

>> No.10479785

>27 years old
>still deluded
That's sad. I'm 23, and I have more common sense than that.

>> No.10479801

Ken-sama's spirit lives on in all of /jp/.

>> No.10479811
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>> No.10479849
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I like to think Ken-sama sheltered all the villagers from the tsunami with his meaty frame. They said he was mad to sacrifice himself, but a tear shed from his eye as he told them one gaijin's life isn't worth a tenth of a true blood nihonjin's.

>> No.10479876
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How did Ken sama die?

>> No.10479915

He was killed by his evil twin brother Brandon

>> No.10479920

Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.

Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!"

The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!"

The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!".

>> No.10479976

delete this shit

>> No.10479997
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Here lies:
"The Japanese tore him a new asshole"

>> No.10480019

Ken isn't dead, you ultra nignogs.
He's got a wife, even.

>> No.10480023

I'll believe it when I see it.

>> No.10480027
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everybody knows

>> No.10480033

I dont know it.

Where is the proof?

>> No.10480035
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Legends never die.

>> No.10480054

I dont believe her. Where is her "blog" so I can see more recent pictures of Ken sama then?

>> No.10480054,1 [INTERNAL] 


Ken-sama is actually some guy named Brandon, and he met his wife in a goth club.