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10475373 No.10475373[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do you take this witch to be your lawfully wedded wife?

>> No.10475377

patchy a shit

>> No.10475376

I take you're mum as my slut wwww

>> No.10475379 [DELETED] 

If I can burn her

>> No.10475381
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10475381

There's sooo many things wrong with this post.

First you're trying to marry us through a Christian ritual when you're clearly calling her a witch in the picture at the time you use the words "lawfully" as in a legal contract rather than a spiritual one.

Also Patchy is an alchemist, not a witch.

>> No.10475382

I only do birds, fuck off

>> No.10475387

>>10475381
>Patchouli Knowledge (パチュリー・ノーレッジ Pachuri Norejji) is a witch

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Patchouli

>> No.10475388
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10475388

>>10475381

>> No.10475398
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10475398

I do.

>> No.10475404

>>10475387
You and Touhouwiki translations can go choke on the same dick twice, she's an alchemist you braindead goof.

I hate you wikiquoting secondaries so much.

>> No.10475413

>>10475404
She's a witch who does alchemy

>> No.10475430

>>10475404
>種族:魔女
>職業:魔女

I'm quoting ZUN.

>> No.10475439

>>10475404
http://jisho.org/words?jap=%E9%AD%94%E5%A5%B3

>> No.10475440

>>10475430
Magician alchemist in any case, not witch.
But even so, even fucking so, I think made her with an alchemist in mind.

>> No.10475446

>>10475388
love the motion blur

>> No.10475448

>>10475440
It says nothing close to 錬金術 and what she does is nothing close to alchemy.

>> No.10475450 [DELETED] 

>>10475440
Dude it's the kanji for "witch" + "female". 10 year olds know those. I think ZUN knew what he was doing.

>> No.10475451

>[1]
>Do you take this witch to be your lawfully embedded file?

>> No.10475455

>>10475448
I think the confusion stems from the fact she has a spell named Philospher's Stone

>> No.10475461 [DELETED] 

>>10475455
There's also the fact that her spell cards and abilities revolve around the Five Elements. Chinese alchemy was all about using those elements to turn one thing into another, e.g. water in gold because why not.

>> No.10475460

>>10475381
Alchemists and witches are pretty much the same. That's why each Atelier game ends with the main character being executed.

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>> No.10480557

>>10475460
Why didn't you spoilers it? We haven't all played it yet.

>> No.10480567

Wait why am I suddenly getting married?

>> No.10480605

I do.

>> No.10480639

>>10475398
>blue eyes
>marisa
pick one or kill yourself

>> No.10480726

Ok

>> No.10480992

SHE'S NOT A WITCH! SHE'S A MAGE GOD DAMN IT!

>> No.10481237

Mage (Magician) == User of Magic (knowledge)
Witch == Someone with arcane knowledge/ magic (eg. Witch doctor)

QED:
Patty is a witch.

>> No.10481277

>>10480557
That doesn't really happen.

>> No.10481294

BURN THE WITCH

>> No.10481296
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10481296

>mfw people are searosly fighting over a 2d char from a game

its a good game but damn really?

>> No.10481297 [DELETED] 

Fuck no

>> No.10481298

No, my heart belongs to someone else, sorry.

>> No.10481302

>>10475377
>>10475381
>patchy
>>10481237
>Patty
Her nickname is パチェ or "Pache" (pronounced "pa-chae")
Time to move on to greener pastures secondary kuns.

>> No.10481314 [DELETED] 

>>10481302
No one gives a shit, not even her "fans", who call her by that name all the time.

>> No.10481328

>>10481302
Do you insist on calling them Meirin and Frandre, too?

>> No.10481336

>>10481328
Yes, I've lost potential friends over the internet because of this.

>> No.10481349

>>10481336
KillYourself.jpg

>> No.10481407
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10481407

I'd be insane not to.

>> No.10481433

>>10481314
>>10481314
Second opinion here: I think Patchy is just an anglicized variant of Pache, so that is fine. But Patty was just bad, and you should feel bad for speaking about that way about マイ嫁

>> No.10481446

No.

>> No.10481465

>>10481302
Good to know someone knows that.

"Patchy" sounds pathetic.

>> No.10485930

>>10475373
At least she has enough respect for tradition to not wear the white of a virgin...

>> No.10485948

Sure, why not?

>> No.10485981 [DELETED] 
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10485981

lewdfully wedded wife

>> No.10485988
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10485988

lewdfully whetted wife

>> No.10486022

>>10481465
Pathetic?

>> No.10486039

>Patchouli
I want her to sit on my face so I can sumptuously inhale the aroma of her nerd turds while sticking my tongue all they way up her Patchy Snatchy.

>> No.10486044

>>10486039
>nerd turds
>Patchy Snatchy

Please start self-publishing ero-novels.

>> No.10486047

>>10486039
hah

>> No.10487208

I do

>> No.10487281

>>10481433
more like secondARY opinion amirite xDD

>> No.10490770

>>10486039

10/10

>> No.10490824
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10490824

What do you think the honymoon would be like?

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>> No.10491019

>>10490824
>>10490831
Are these pictures identical?

>> No.10491032

>>10491019
look closer

>> No.10491041

>>10491032
I looked as closely as I could but I don't see the difference

>> No.10491076

>>10491041
look at the file dimensions you turgboner
the second one is missing the bottom row of pixels and also used higher compression so some of the pixels are slightly different colors.

>> No.10491103

>>10491076
Oh I thought there was an actual difference

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>>10491076

>> No.10496201 [DELETED] 

>>10490824
who the fug is that?

>> No.10499853

>>10496201
It looks like someone who literally lives in a library.

>> No.10500957

>>10481296
Why are you even on /jp/ this is to be expected.

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>>10475373
no

>> No.10501874

Uli

>> No.10502021

patchouli a SHIT

>> No.10502243

>>10502021
Wanna die nigger?

I'll beat you up

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