/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How can people be satisfied by simply wiping their ass with toilet paper?

Once I cleaned my ass with a cloth hand towel, and now I can never go back. I don't feel clean unless I use one.
Sometimes instead of wiping my ass I'll take a shower. That provides the same feeling of cleanness.

How do normal people deal with having dirty asses all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

You're just a shitty wipist.

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

re-use? how do you keep this towel clean??

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody's going to ever see or smell it other than me so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472782
I take an enema every time.

[Anonymous No.]

I print out the first page of /jp/ on the thickest card stock I can find and wipe my ass with that.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to not wipe my ass enough after a poop and I guess bacteria or something would start making my asshole itch like crazy.

Anyway to this day I have yet to find something more pleasurable than taking a warm washrag and really scrubbing down your asscrack when it has that intense itch. Nothing has ever came close to that feel of pure relief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472782
You don't know how to wipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw skid marks every time

[Anonymous No.]

Civilized countries have this thing called a bidet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
Not like people still trying to understand the metric system would know about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I pour water over my ass by using a plant waterer, then scrub with my hand. So long as you thoroughly wash your hands, it's far more hygienic than toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.]

Baby wipes master race.

[Anonymous No.]

I get my dog to lick my ass clean.

[Anonymous No.]

Hot water and bleach, it's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>feelio skidderfucked me cloth hand towel

[Anonymous No.]

Why even bother wiping?
It's not like anyone is going to look between you're butt-cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472838
because it feels gross and your ass will get itchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472838
Enjoy e. coli caking your lower sphincter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472836
I fucked you're hand town.

[Anonymous No.]

oh come on /jp/

you don't even know how to wipe your butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472856

No one taught me things, don't fucking act like it's my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472856
you don't still call for mommy to come wipe for you?

[Anonymous No.]

I just make sure to wipe as good as possible with toilet paper I can't stand having even a trace of shit up there left over.

[Anonymous No.]

That feeling when you take the most awful shit imaginable fully expecting it to just smear everywhere when you go to wipe it only to find nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472856

No one taught me these things, don't fucking act like it's my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472866
I did until I was 10

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10472866
A truNEET would.
Getting rid of your last traces of shame and dignity is what sets you on the path to taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom always makes fun of me saying that she had to wipe my ass and give me baths up until I was 6.

I really don't remember this though so I can't tell if she's making fun of me or did it once and then pretend it was an everyday thing or what.

[Anonymous No.]

How long is the longest you've ever not taken a shit for?

My record is 5 days. It was absolutely horrible.

[foolzlord No.]

awful /b/-tier thread