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10472590 No.10472590 [Reply] [Original]

It's yours.

>> No.10472590,1 [INTERNAL] 

doesn't look like me

>> No.10472590,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10472590,1
this

too white skin
too small lips

>> No.10472599
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10472599

Here, it's yours.

>> No.10472606
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10472606

You missed the first years of her life. She's yours now.

>> No.10472607

are these ladies implying i'm the father or are they just giving me the child?

>> No.10472609

>>10472607
Well, given the appearance of the children they seem to be some sort of clone.

>> No.10472611
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>> No.10472612
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10472612

Time to get a job. It's yours.

>> No.10472617
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10472617

It's yours.

>> No.10472623

>>10472609

You didn't know that 2hus reproduce asexually and their offspring are identical to them?

Looks like it's time to leave, crossie-san.

>> No.10472619
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>>10472607
Latter. Reimu's a deadbeat who can't afford child care.

>> No.10472620
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>> No.10472622 [DELETED] 

>It's yours

What kind of whore actually says that? I don't even want to know.

>> No.10472627

These kids don't look anything like me, I'm calling bullshit.

>> No.10472628
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10472628

There's 5 of them and I'm only one women. Time to man up and take responsibility. They're all yours.

>> No.10472630

I guess my cum tissues must be really fertile.

>> No.10472640
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10472640

NOOOOO MY FREEDOM

>> No.10472645 [DELETED] 

I hate kids but a kid would be ok if it was an adorable and perfect anime kid which didn't shit its diaper or cry or things like that

>> No.10472648

>>10472623
That is cloning retard.

>> No.10472655

>>10472648

Only Jesus could be more of a crossfag than this

>> No.10472656

why does my heart hurt

>> No.10472660

>>10472656
because you're a real human being and not a calculating frivolous normie

>> No.10472661

>>10472656
Because you'll never be the father to a 2hu's child

>> No.10472667 [DELETED] 

>>10472656

Fat

>> No.10472669

>>10472656
Quick, call an ambulance.

>> No.10472676

>>10472655
What the fuck does that even mean?

>> No.10472705

Cool thanks.

>> No.10472761

>>10472676
What do you think it means?

>> No.10472830
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>> No.10472837

>>10472676
I understood the joke and I think it's rather funny.

>> No.10472839

They are identical to their mothers because their fathers are faceless men

>> No.10472857

>>10472839
;_;

>> No.10472871

>>10472839
or Touhou dominant genes

>> No.10472894

Looks like all those doujinshis finally caught up with me.
I'll take responsibility.

>> No.10472902
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>>10472839
>>10472871
It's those dominant Youkai/Tengu genes.

Anonymous's puny human genes are no match.

>> No.10472906
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>>10472630
So fertile it crossed dimensions.

>> No.10472911

I've wanted a daughter for as long as I can remember...

>> No.10472912

>>10472619

Shouldn't that image say if you remove a touhou's hat it will die?

>> No.10472927
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10472927

I think half-umbrellas would be some of the more abominable spawn.

>> No.10472922 [DELETED] 

>>10472911

Hope you like digging shit out of other people's vaginas, because if you get a daughter you'll be getting used to it.

>> No.10472925
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10472925

Ehehehehe....
It's yours.

>> No.10472929

>>10472912
Explain Kaguya tertiary-kun.

>> No.10472931
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>> No.10472935

>>10472925
Please marry me Sanae.

>> No.10472936

>>10472894
I've been fapping to nothing but consensual impregnation doujins of a certain Touhou for the past week or so, 3 times a day minimum. My hope is that if I fap enough to them I will literally impregnate her across dimensions so hard that someone makes a doujinshi about it.

>> No.10472938

I guess I did facelessly rape her a while back...

>> No.10472943

threads like these are the reason /jp/ has such a high suicide rate

>> No.10472944

>>10472929
It was already explained thousands of times , she is bald.

>> No.10472947 [DELETED] 

>>10472929

He's joking, you autistic heap of shit. Stay your furious, cheeto-dusted fingers have a sense of humor.

>> No.10472959

>>10472929
Hime cut counts as a hair accessory.

>> No.10472963

>>10472936
You have my support on your quest, Anonymous. I believe in you.

When and if I ever get good at drawing, I'll make a doujinshi of exactly what you describe.

>> No.10472972

>>10472922
Oh boy I get to post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaHBfLSYQ

>> No.10472985
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>>10472935
Ok

>> No.10472993
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>>10472947
>>10472944
>>10472959
;_;

>> No.10472998

>>10472985
wait a second are you trying to confuse me

>> No.10473004

>>10472963
I need to tell you which Touhou I've been fapping to first though!

>> No.10473006

>>10472998
anon please Sanae is mine

>> No.10473796

>>10472590
>>10472606
>>10472612
>>10472617
>>10472599
etc.

Impossible, as I am a NEET virgin (moreover, as I am too depressed to masturbate, I can say with some confidence that none of my "seed" exists outside my body, much less in Gensokyo.)

>> No.10473919

>>10472617

Wonderful, we're gonna start getting here into shape so she won't end up as fat as her mother.

>> No.10474244

>>10472985
>dem lips
they look so sweet and tender, must feel like heaven

>> No.10474288

>>10472993
Please do not abuse the spoiler function.

>> No.10474307

>>10473004
Well you don't seem to want to tell me or else you already would have.

But that's ok, it would ruin the moment. Maybe you wish to keep her or yourself pure? Or keep it a surprise. Or don't wish for others to get in and perhaps soil your plan? Or perhaps it doesn't even matter who she is.
Regardless, I will pick one Touhou. And that will be the one I draw a doujinshi of.

If she happens to be the same Touhou you have been fapping to though, then it was fate. And your wish really did come true.

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10474317

She's yours.
You will take responsibility.... right?

>> No.10474322

>>10474317
if that means I get to live with you in gensokyo forever, then absolutely yes

>> No.10474340

>>10474307
It's just kind of embarrassing revealing who she is, especially on /jp/. Especially since it's supposed to be only between us. But on the other hand seeing a doujin of that would be fantastic, even if it is a little far fetched.

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>>10474322
And so Anonymous went off to Gensokyo to live with his new Curse Goddess wife, where they started a healthy family and lived happily ever after.
Except for Anonymous, who's life was plagued by comedic misfortune due to being married to a Curse Goddess. But even then love triumphed over all.

>> No.10474369

>>10472612
This picture makes me sad.

Where did everything go so wrong?

>> No.10474379

>>10474354
I can deal with comic misfortune if it means I get to marry hina and raise a family together

>> No.10474390

>>10474369
Oh shit, I forgot my sage.

There we go, please forgive me /jp/

>> No.10474394

>>10474390
stop saging just to fit in, we really don't care if you sage or not.

>> No.10474401

>>10474394
I'm getting mixed signals here.

Are you coming onto me?

>> No.10474482
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10474482

She's yours.

Of course I'm sure. Now take responsibility.

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