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Which TouHou should I play? I told one of my friends that I was gay today and she told me to try out TouHou because I wouldn't be attracted to the little girls, like a pedophile. I hear UFO is shitty, but Mountain of Faith is supposed to be great (she called it Mountain of Faggots). I know she doesn't actually play for score, so I can't really trust her opinion. What do you faggots think?

>> No.10469286

hi

>> No.10469291

You're best off playing the Windows games in order. If The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil is too difficult for you, play Imperishable Night then go back to it (and Perfect Cherry Blossom).

>> No.10469294
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10469294

the answer was in your pic

>> No.10469306

OP here. Did some TouHous come out for arcade?

>> No.10469313

>>10469306
None of the Touhou games have officially been released on an arcade system. They are developed for personal computers (originally PC-98 machines, now Windows) and are sold at Comiket.

It wouldn't surprise me if there have been fan efforts to make some sort of Touhou arcade system, though.

>> No.10469324

Oh, thank you. Why not play the PC-98 TouHous? Do you need a PC-98? What's a PC-98? Why are you saging my thread?

>> No.10469333

Also, in case you're Gay yourself, what's the best thing you've found to keep up your ass when you're playing? I like to wriggle my hips with a dildo up there sometimes. I think it helps with concentration. I 2CCed Ketsui when I tried it with a dildo.

>> No.10469335

>>10469324
>Why not play the PC-98 TouHous?

They're fun games, but they're no longer considered canon. ZUN (the developer of the games) rebooted the series for Windows.

>Do you need a PC-98?

No. If you want to play them, there's some information on emulators in the Touhou Wiki:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/PC-9
>Why are you saging my thread?

I hate you and your thread. Consciously bumping it to the top of the page would bring me great shame.

>> No.10469341

Play Highly Responsive to Prayers and only that until you can beat both routes with no hands and your eyes closed. Then you will be a Touhou master.

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>>10469313
There is one.

>> No.10469345

Why do you hate faggots? Are you some kind of racist bible pusher?

>> No.10469354

I'm black, too, if it helps any. I like anime. Especially Bleach.

>> No.10469359

Anyway I forgot to mention that I have Impreshible Night downloading. Should I download them all at once or play them one by one to see if I like them?

>> No.10469389

Okay so I started playing it but I can't read Japinese. What the fuck do all these symbols mean? How do I know what's going on? Is the story necessary to beat the game?

>> No.10469407

Trying too hard. /a/ convert's first "rage" thread?

>> No.10469423

>>10469389
Yeah, at one point the danmaku turn into conversations and you have to respond in turn.

>> No.10469431

What's a "rage thread?" I haven't "converted" from /a/, thank you very much. I like these boards equally because they have good communities and are usually pretty open to people like me. You guys just don't seem to appreciate a good niggerfaggot though.

>> No.10469434

>>10469431

xDDDDDDD so fanny

>> No.10469434,1 [INTERNAL] 

you wanna know who plays touhou? gay niggas. gay niggas play that shit.

>> No.10469499

>>10469389
you're not getting the full experience if you can't understand the story

>> No.10469578

Is the story transcribed anywhere? I'd really like to read it to my boyfriend. He thinks Bleach should have a better story.

>> No.10469595

>>10469578
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7353271/Touhou-and-The-Dark-Night-A-Fordden-Passon

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10469706

Ketsui is best 2hu.

>> No.10469735

Hi, faggot! Your mum (oops I mean dad) was great in bed last night!

You should p1ay Imperishable Night, it really compliments your gayness. At first, play 4 survs 4 sur, then score (only hets play for score, eww!!).
P.S 2hu not TouHou you fucking het

>> No.10469786

whats a het

>> No.10469787

>>10469786
heterosexual

>> No.10469833

oh thanks

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>>10469706
good night, ketsui

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