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-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>> No.10465015

Anzu will lead us to the NEET promised land

>> No.10465014

Please leave, falsies.

>> No.10465018

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/

Someone make a petition for Obama to sign an executive order to ban all falseNEETs from /jp/.

>> No.10465025

Guess this is my cue to go play some video games.

Hope you have fun letting that new janitor own your sorry ass. If we picked up one more we could probably have at least one of them around 24/7.

>> No.10465030

It's all fun and memes until a newely employed janitor starts taking it seriously.

>> No.10465027

>>10465025
Observe, my friends, the sight of a falsie cowering behind the skirt of meido. Such a pathetic sight. You /q/ueers are done for.

>> No.10465036

Condense your threads: >>10463524

>> No.10465039

>>10465018
Nah, we should just get /b/, /v/, /tv/ and /mlp/ over here for a lel epic clusterfuck.

>> No.10465058

>>10465018
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pition/ban-all-falseneets-jp/NjfYww

99,999 signatures to go.

>> No.10465065

>>10465058
Oh my god.

>> No.10465072
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>>10465058

>> No.10465066

way to go you faggot

>> No.10465074

>>10465058
LOL Someone post this on /b/. This will be epic!

>> No.10465080

>>10465074
I can hear you trembling in your boots, falsie.

>> No.10465081

>>10465058
I can't believe you just did that.

>> No.10465087

>>10465058
now I know where you live :P

>> No.10465090

>>10465087
I registered as Reimu Hakurei, scum. I'm an expert at disguise and infiltration.

>> No.10465096

>>10465094
>No one really wants to be a NEET.

Speak for yourself. If you don't like being a NEET then go get a job and party at the club with your "bros".

>> No.10465094

No one really wants to be a NEET. It is a depressing life ;_;

>> No.10465095

Why are we excluding welfare again?

>> No.10465097

>>10465095
Bi-polar degenerates can't make up their minds.

>> No.10465106

>>10465094
I really want to be a NEET, it's only depressing because I still can't get what I really want.

>> No.10465101

>>10465058
what the FUG 100,000 signatures?

i thot it used to be 25k

>> No.10465100

>>10465058
Why don't we have one to ban normals, a much more pressing issue?

>> No.10465103

>>10465080
What is a falsie? A false NEET?

>> No.10465102

>>10465074
/b/ and the other boards have been warned.

>> No.10465108

>>10465100
If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/.

This also excludes normals from posting on /jp/. Live by the creed, die by the creed.

>> No.10465113

>>10465096
I can't believe that you are really a NEET.

Being a NEET is ok at first, but after about six months all those bad feels really start to kick in...

>> No.10465115

>>10465108
What if your on /jp/ and not a NEET and don't claim to be?

>> No.10465116

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>> No.10465120

>>10465113
Speak for yourself, falsie.

>> No.10465121

>>10465115
Then get the HELL out. You're not part of our tribe, and don't belong here.

>> No.10465125

>>10465121
If you're so proud of it then draw the line. Go to the other boards where these people are coming from and declare war.

>> No.10465128

>>10465121
But /jp/ is about peace and equality for all!

>> No.10465133

>>10465128
It is up to us truNEETs to protect our homeland from the falsie invaders. Stand strong, my brothers. The fight is just beginning.

>> No.10465137

>>10465134
The things I'd do to that squid...

>> No.10465134
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Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

>> No.10465139
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>>10465058
>Issues: Homeland Security and Disaster Relief, Human Rights, Immigration

>> No.10465156

>>10465133
Your threats have been sent to most other boards.

>> No.10465165

>>10465156
Are you that intimidated, falsie? You have to call in your "epic bros" from /a/b/v/ to come and save you? This started in /jp/, and it will be finished in /jp/.

>> No.10465174

>>10465121
>not part of this tribe
Why are you still posting your bullshit?
Stop being such a faglord.

>> No.10465178

>>10465058
fuck you im in akron when it stops snowing im walking up to indepednace to beat ur ass 4 bein a fagot i hate you so much

>> No.10465187

>>10465165
It is you who is the scared little babby. It is you who refuses to confront the sources, the very roots of the so called 'problem' that you gripe over.

>> No.10465195
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We should instead petition Obama to imprison, intern, and/or drone strike any confirmed neets.

In fact, neethood should be considered a crime against your country and therefore treasonous.

>> No.10465194

>>10465174
/jp/ is not going to open its floodgates and "accept diversity". There is only one type of posters that is welcome here, those that are the truest of the truNEETs. If you don't meet the standards for posting on /jp/, please leave and work on improving yourself until you are worthy.

Don't blame me, blame yourself for being inadequate.

>> No.10465199

How does one become a NEET without a disability?

>> No.10465209

>>10465195
Start an official petition for that. Then send it over to /pol/ and have them spearhead it and try to rally /sci/, /soc/, /adv/ and /b/.

>> No.10465205

In this thread we pretend that being a lazy fuck is some secret club.

In this thread we pretend that slowly rotting inside four walls bonds us in any way.

>> No.10465206

>>10465199
Drop out of school, quit your job, and discontinue your welfare check.

>> No.10465215

>>10465209
Try to get Republicans to bankroll it too.

>> No.10465211

>>10465206

I don't have a job or welfare.

>> No.10465212

>>10465205
Please go back to your "home board".

>> No.10465214

I came here from your other thread on /a/

>> No.10465216
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>>10465008
Why is everyone so aggressive?
I just want a place to take it easy with others yet everyone else on the planet seems to be so mad or upset at something that just have to argue or complain about it over and over.
I honestly don't understand it

>> No.10465219

>>10465212
But it's true.

>> No.10465226
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>> No.10465220

>OR receive a welfare check
tsk, tsk. /jp/, when i thought you couldn't get any worse you manage it. now you teenagers fresh out of high school are trying to classify the highest position, akin to god almost, as false NEET?

when you get on welfare and you're a NEET that's transcending from status symbol to living legend. this sort of blasphemy is why you low class wannabe truNEET will never reach the heavens.

you can redefine the word truNEET to suit yourself, but you'll only have the truNEET spirit.

>> No.10465221

>>10465216
Nice anime reaction image, /a/-kun.

>> No.10465224

>>10465216
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>> No.10465227

>>10465216

>GetOutOfjp.tiff

>> No.10465229

>>10465113
After 6 years you get very used to it. it's comforting.

>> No.10465230

>>10465221
You're only proving the point.

>> No.10465239

I want to be NEET but I don't have autism so no checks.

>> No.10465237
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>> No.10465234

>>10465220
Keep sucking that normie cock.

>> No.10465244

>>10465239
You're fucking dense. If you get checks you are not a truNEET.

>> No.10465240

>>10465209
Oh shit! Why hasn't anyone told /pol/ yet?!

>> No.10465245

>>10465224
a kid who can't even legally browse 4chan can't tell people who belongs or not. shouldn't you be arguing with your mother about finding work or going to college, wannabe NEET-kun? i think you need to do some chores around the house to earn your stay and get your mom to buy you get that game.

>> No.10465247

>>10465244

So how does one support their NEET then with no money?

>> No.10465249

>>10465239
Mooch off your parents forever. Maybe you'll get the house in 30 or 40 years.

>> No.10465252

>>10465247
Live with your parents.

>> No.10465253
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>> No.10465257

>>10465234
keep begging your mother to buy put up with your shit, kiddo. you must've pissed her off and are lashing out on /jp/ to relieve some stress, right?

>> No.10465258

>>10465245
You're dependent on normals to survive, you desperately wait for them to take a shit and then gobble it up and call it a "welfare check".

>> No.10465262

>>10465258
Don't you ever get bored of saying the exact same thing over and over again? At least add some variety.

>> No.10465263

>>10465253
I see the falseNEETs have gotten their friends from /b/ to post "epic for the win" gore in order to get this thread deleted. This is a sign we are winning, truNEETism will prevail in the end.

We are tru and we're coming for you.

>> No.10465271

>>10465262
I have just described word for word in objective language what you are doing when you receive your welfare check. It's the reality of the situation.

>> No.10465268

>>10465263
lel

>> No.10465272

>>10465224
>>10465221
>>10465227
Oh I didn't even realise you were all shit-posting again.
Sorry

>> No.10465273

>>10465258
i'm not dependent on anyone, unlike you. mommy didn't get you what you wanted so you're pissed off that actual truNEET have plenty of cash to spend on every otaku thing they want? so sad.

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10465274

It feels like /jp/ is slightly faster than usual right now.

>> No.10465275

>>10465274
We went through a whole NEET thread earlier today, its way faster than usual.

>> No.10465276

>>10465263
You are really new aren't you? If /b/ was here we'd be getting a new thread every few seconds. They've come here to 'party' before with /k/ too. /pol/ has sent a squad too.

>> No.10465278

>>10465273
>>10465257
Notice the grammar utilized by the average falseNEET imposter. It is highly emotionally charged and defensive, an indicator that they still possess earthly emotions. They haven't ascended.

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