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10461096 No.10461096[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

A girl!

>> No.10461098

I want to squeeze her butt and her boobs.

>> No.10461104
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I WANAN WAKE UP IN A CITY THAT DOESNT SLEEP

>> No.10461113
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10461113

A grail!

>> No.10461119

>>10461098
Uncalled for.

>> No.10461131

>>10461098
do girls have those?

>> No.10461134

>>10461096
Why can't this girl even cosplay reimu properly?

>> No.10461136

a grelle?

>> No.10461137

A grill.

>> No.10461139

a gill

>> No.10461141

a gal!

>> No.10461144

I was once enamored by how soft a girls hair was and then she told me "thats what a girl's hair feels like."

Made me feel like a failure but if they're all that soft it must be nice.

>> No.10461146

Sex with a girl!

>> No.10461148

my favorite posts on /jp/ are the ones that are written like you are a 16 year old japanese girl such as this

>> No.10461152

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

>> No.10461154

>>10461146
W-With Reimu? That's too lewd...

>> No.10461184

I like Reimu so fucking much.

So fucking much.

But not all of you.

>> No.10461196
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10461196

wara wara

>> No.10461200
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>>10461184
Do you like Hina

>> No.10461201

More like you'll never know what it's like to hear those words.

>> No.10461223

>>10461201
This post made me really sad

>> No.10461224

>>10461201
My mother says she loves me all the time.

>> No.10461236

>>10461223
I'm sorry anon, I'm just bitter for that very reason.

>> No.10461330

>>10461201

Who cares what I hear from imperfect shitty humans?

If we're talking about an anime girl, that would be cool. Those don't have the flaws associated with existing in carbon form.

>> No.10461333

>>10461096
Fiction characters can't love real people.

>> No.10461334
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10461334

A lady!

>> No.10461349

>>10461330
Oi u r 1 cheeky lil cunt m8

>> No.10461351

>Gold-diggers are normal women

How empowered you are.

>> No.10461352
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>>10461334
You mean an abomination. But that's OK. Those are cool.

>> No.10461357

>>10461333
Love is a lie you tell yourself.

No-one can love real people, because love is a lie.

>> No.10461361

>>10461357
Is that what you tell yourself to feel better about being a pathetic loser?

Nice one nerd, I wonder how long you'll be able to go on being a virgin faggot.

>> No.10461363
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10461363

A girl!?

>> No.10461368
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>>10461352
A lady... I have 10 spirals.

>> No.10461370
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>>10461357
Holy shit. I just cut myself on your post.

>> No.10461371

>>10461361
>'Pathetic loser'

>"I'LL WIN THE LOVE LOTTERY, JUST YOU WATCH!"

>GETS MARRIED

>LOSES HIS HOUSE, CHILDREN AND MONEY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE WAS "IN LOVE".

We have a wiener!

>> No.10461379

>>10461370
...says the angry atheist.

>> No.10461382

>>10461371
Grow up kid.

>> No.10461380
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>>10461371
Jokes on you, I don't have money or a house.
If anything, I would get her money.

>> No.10461387

>>10461382
"Reality" is "grown up".

Believing in unicorns, magic and love is childish, you pathetic child.

>> No.10461391

>>10461387
Believing in long, stable marriages isn't childish.

Fifty percent of marriages succeed.

>> No.10461393

>>10461382
>>10461387
pls no fight

>> No.10461394
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10461394

Yukari is a girl!

>> No.10461395

>>10461387
GOD IS LOVE, AND YOU ARE A SATAN WORSHIPER!

>> No.10461396

>>10461387
You're have real deal autism don't you? I suppose love might be impossible in your case, I'm so sorry.

>> No.10461397

>>10461387
You won't get into Gensokyo like that.
They depend on our beliefs!

>> No.10461401

>>10461391
>50% of marriages

What is that, one out of 40 people, because of your religion?

>> No.10461403
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>>10461394
A GIRL!

>> No.10461405

>>10461396
>autism

...says the guy too stupid to look at what really happens to people.

>> No.10461406
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>>10461357
If that's the case, are you going to post about how much you hate your parents while wearing the designer clothes and using the Macbook Pro they bought you? Since you're 13, I suppose it can't be helped. I'm also in the market for a new brushwacker. Are you interested? You're edgy enough.

>> No.10461409

>>10461357
If that's the case, then all of what we think, feel, and do would be considered a lie. Emotions are measurable, to an extent, anyway. To call something quantifiable as that a lie is silly, at best.

>> No.10461410

>>10461405
Pathetic, have a good life being alone.

>> No.10461412

>>10461406
Why? I'm not going to get depressed over how the world works. You can go ahead and be pathetic and delusional, and I will insult you for your stupidity.

>> No.10461417

>>10461401
What?

>> No.10461423

>>10461410
Funny thing. Marriage did not make me happy.

Enjoying my life made me happy.

Now I am divorced and happy, and your mom gets nothing, my faggot son.

>> No.10461428

>>10461200
Nope.

>> No.10461431

>>10461412
Please enlighten us. After all, the only person on this planet who even has an idea of how the world works is your sheltered 13 year old self. Just don't say here too long OK? You might get grounded for ignoring your bedtime again and ditching school tomorrow.

>> No.10461434

>>10461387
All love is is an attraction to something. Saying love doesn't exist is silly.

>> No.10461439
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10461439

Is Tenshi a gril?

>> No.10461437

>>10461431
...says the 48 year old 'mangina' that still believes he can find a wifu.

>> No.10461442

I hate Saya so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10461446

>>10461434
>love exists because it is a word in my head that describes nothing real, just like 'God' and 'magic'.

>> No.10461447
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>>10461442

>> No.10461449

>>10461439
I hate Tenshi so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10461450

>>10461439
A really cute one at that.

>> No.10461460

>>10461352
I hate Nyaruko so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10461464

>>10461437
Your new is showing. No one on /jp/ is even within a decade of that age. 30 something wizards are already rather rare. As edgy as you are, a grand wizard would be able to vaporize you with his mind. Go to bed. You can exact revenge on society tomorrow by littering after school like the fucking badass you are.

>> No.10461466
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>>10461460
Nyah-ruko will always love you.

>> No.10461467

>>10461446
What's not real about it then? If there's a measurable outcome of your behavior that is different when you love something vs. when you don't, how can you say it's not real?

>> No.10461475

>>10461464
>no-one on the intertubes is over 19 because BOOMERS!

I'm a 13 year old schoolgirl. Wanna cyber, you shitfucking faggot?

>> No.10461484

>>10461446
Abstract concepts are real.

>> No.10461482

>>10461475
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10461488

>>10461482
From history.

>> No.10461490

>>10461467
>measurable

You can give me measurable quantity of love?

Oh, no. You can't. You are just too stupid to think about what you are saying.

Magic is real by implying it is quantifiable without any evidence.

>> No.10461499

>>10461490
You measure changes in behavior based on the feeling of love. It's like you never heard of an abstract noun or pyschology before.

>> No.10461506

>>10461499
>you measure magic by "measuring changes" that magic effects

Sure you do, kiddo.

>> No.10461509

>>10461490
For example, if I love someone, when I see that person, my mood is generally improved, I might smile, maybe get the urge to go over and interact with them if I haven't in a while. Depending on the type of love, I might be flustered a bit too. Otherwise, that person is simply noticed and I get on with my day.

>> No.10461521

While playing retard is a lot of fun because the only people being trolled are "autists who deserve to be trolled," could you for just once in your /jp/ posting career drop the retard act?

>> No.10461531

>>10461521
But pretending to be stupid is the only charm this board has if it didn't have that this board would be dead stop ruining this board culture!

>> No.10461529

>>10461506
0/10 would not troll with

>> No.10461536

>>10461509
You might also be smiling because you are about to rape something.

Sure, lets keep going with this.

If love was real, and benefited your health, then doctors would not be a legal judge of "quality of life".

>> No.10461543

>>10461529
>I know I lost, so you are a troll.

>BAAAAAW, MY BUTT HURTS!

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>>10461531

>> No.10461546

>>10461531
We have enough retards in threads like these without everyone else piling in too. "Silly" and "retarded" are not the same thing. Silly is good. Retardation isn't.

>> No.10461549

>>10461536
Who said love benefited my health? It certainly wouldn't benefit yours after I rape you.

>> No.10461552

>>10461545
So what now Rene? Do we give everyone the dick?

>> No.10461557

>>10461552
No silly we teach everyone math.

>> No.10461564

I kind of wonder what love feels like. I can't even comprehend it, really.

>> No.10461565

>>10461506
If magic actually had any change, than magic exists. Of course, you would likely call it an illusion at that point.

>> No.10461567

>>10461549
>Who said love benefited my health?
Go to:
>>10461509

>> No.10461579

>>10461565
>Magic exists because of my beliefs and my awesome "mind think" powers.

>Prove that magic does not exist.

>SEE! I WIN AND YOU LOSE!

>DERP HERP DERP HERP DERP

>> No.10461582

>>10461564
>I can't even comprehend

Nonsense, all children love their parents, at least for the first four years or so.

>> No.10461588

>>10461567
Go to:
>>10461482

>> No.10461589

>>10461579
Please heed my earnest appeal.

>> No.10461591

>>10461579
What happened to using sarcasm? Use that instead please it.

>> No.10461597

>>10461582
Sorry, I guess I meant to be loved. Family not included. I actually love most of my family at 25. Most of the time.

But to be loved. I don't even really know how that could possibly feel. It's like never being able to see so you have no idea what others could possibly be seeing.

>> No.10461596

>>10461582
>YOU FORGOT THE ANIMAL YOU TORTURED IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU WERE 9.

Yeah, kids are all innocent angels. Sure they are.

>> No.10461599

>>10461579
I don't see why you bother pressing your keyboard over and over again with your fingers, words don't exist.

>> No.10461606

>>10461588
>MAGIC IS REAL BECAUSE I SAY SO!

No.

>> No.10461607

>>10461596
I never said they were completely innocent, I said they love their parents.

>> No.10461608

>>10461596
Oh, the memories...

>> No.10461614

>>10461599
>words don't exist.

>AND THAT MAKES MAGIC REAL!

>DERP HERP DERP HERP DERP

>> No.10461615

>>10461606
Go to:
>>10461543

>> No.10461617

>>10461614
Can you stop playing the retard? Please?

>> No.10461624

>>10461607
Need? Yes.

Love? Implying implications.

>> No.10461628

>>10461614
No, but it shows that you are being hypocritical since you do believe abstract things exist. Otherwise you wouldn't use langauge.

>> No.10461631

>>10461617
Can you grow the fuck up, please?

You -WON'T-? WHY NOT?!

>> No.10461639

>>10461628
>you do believe abstract things exist.

You need to reexamine my posts.

>> No.10461645

>>10461639
You need to convey your arguments better since that's how it's coming across as.

>> No.10461644

>>10461639
You need to get out of /jp/

>> No.10461647

>>10461628
Language exists and it is observable.

Love is an assumption on your part.

>> No.10461651

I can't believe you nerds are still arguing about this.

Fucking pathetic.

>> No.10461652

>>10461597
So your family hates you? They've never shown you anything that can be even remotely seen as affection?

>> No.10461656

>>10461645
>You are saying words, and words are not observable like love and magic!

^this is what you are saying.

>> No.10461667

>>10461652
>Family not included

I'd imagine family love is similar but different. Unless there's a particularly large ass, you're all sort of just required to love each other by default in a family.

>> No.10461671

>>10461647
If somebody says they love to swim and you observe them swimming every day, doesn't that show you that he indeed does love swimming? You can't say that it was just a coincidence that he swam every day. Observing love isn't that hard.

>> No.10461680

>>10461656
No, I'm saying all those things can be observed. Except magic obviously because magic doesn't exist.

>> No.10461685

>>10461671
Define love for everyone.

Maybe what the swimmer loves is being physically fit more than the act of swimming.

>> No.10461694

I think we should leave the retard troll alone, it's not his fault he can't words.

>> No.10461690

>>10461680
Magic is as real as love is.

>> No.10461707

Retards do tend to believe in things that are not real.

>> No.10461745

>>10461685
Doesn't matter, it's still an act of love.

>> No.10461741

>>10461690
That's romantic sounding, but totally false.

>> No.10461764

>>10461745

It is an act of "(fake word)".

He swims because of "(fake word)", not because of love(another fake word).

>> No.10461774

>>10461741
>totally false
So is the proof that love exists.

>> No.10461781

>>10461631
I can't, because I'm already grown up. There is nothing particularly childish about asking you to stop spamming ">HERP DERP HERP DERP," although it seems you've already stopped.

>> No.10461799

>>10461764
Fine, he swims because he hates not being able to swim. Do you at least believe hatred exists? Or do you think that's fake, too?

>> No.10461804

>>10461781
>I'm already grown up.

Perspective and observable evidence says you are not "grown up", notably your persistence in demanding that belief makes things real.

>> No.10461810

>>10461799
Hatred/love

Same/same.

>> No.10461813

>>10461804
>Perspective and observable evidence says you are not "grown up", notably your persistence in demanding that belief makes things real.
No. You've made a false inference. The only thing I've asked you to do in this thread is stop arguing like a retard (greentexting all-caps caricatures of what other people hve had to say.) I have made no claims about whether or not love exists.

>> No.10461816

>>10461810
I was going to say that you seem to just hate love, but that would likely just confuse you since you don't believe in either.

>> No.10461823

>>10461813
>You've made a false inference.

...says the guy that thinks love is measurable.

>> No.10461826

>>10461823
I just told you that that wasn't me.

>> No.10461838

>>10461826
Not to me, you didn't.

>> No.10461834

>>10461816
Love/hate exist like magic exists. In your head, and only in your head.

>> No.10461843

>>10461838
Yes, I did. It's right there in >>10461813.

>> No.10461844

>>10461834
Magic doesn't exist in my head. I can't pretend I have magic, but that's not the same thing.

>> No.10461856

>>10461834
Magic doesn't make people do things like love/hate does.

>> No.10461858

>>10461843
You were not talking to me.

>> No.10461869

>>10461858
I made it clear in the post that you replied to. Perhaps "I just told you that that wasn't me" was inaccurate. I had already stated that that wasn't me, even if that statement wasn't directed at you in particular, so I don't see why you would act as though I had never said it.

>> No.10461862

>>10461856
Magic/crazy/love/hate...

Excuses, excuses.

>> No.10461874

>>10461862
Now you don't think insanity exists? This is crazy, I'm going to stop here.

>> No.10461884

>>10461876
Maybe you shouldn't have dropped an inaccurate and dismissive one-liner in the first place.

>> No.10461876

>>10461869
\/\/hatever.

>> No.10461902

>>10461874
I'm saying it is no excuse. If you kill children because you are crazy, you will still get killed for killing children.

(limited exemption to prior statement)Unless you are Japanese. Then you film the kiddie-snuff and sell it to the yakuza for lots of money.

>> No.10461913

>>10461910
Thanks for your insightful contribution to the thread.

>> No.10461910

It doesn't matter just kill yourselves.

>> No.10461925

>>10461884
>Perhaps i was inaccurate.

>-YOU- -ARE- -INACCURATE-!

Uh-huh.

>> No.10461928

>>10461913
Well when I saw all of these wonderful posts I just had to join in as well.

>> No.10461933

>>10461925
My post was mostly accurate. The main thrust of the post was that I had already made a statement to the contrary, even though I misidentified the person I was speaking to. On the other hand, your post was completely inaccurate.

>> No.10461939

>>10461928
Congratulations, now you're a shitposter too.

You can make a badge with an index card, a pen, and a safety pin.

>> No.10461940

>>10461933
>i was wrong

>I WAS NOT WRONG!

Uh-huh.

>> No.10461947

>>10461940
I already asked you to stop greentexting all-caps caricatures of what other people have had to say. Do you simply refuse to do so?

>> No.10461964

>>10461947
>DON'T DO THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE

You already distinguished yourself as a person that contradicts their own statements in the same sentence.

>> No.10461969

>>10461964
I acknowledged an error of mine.

Is there a reason you insist on resorting to such a juvenile method of debate?

>> No.10461982

>>10461969
Presenting your own bad arguments back to you? Why should I not do this, when they are flawed to the point that you never should have said them in the first place?

>> No.10461986

>>10461982
>Presenting your own bad arguments back to you?
But you are not presenting the argument I made. You are presenting a modified argument that has been made easier to ridicule.

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>> No.10461997

>>10461986
>You are presenting a modified argument that has been made easier to ridicule.

They are easy to ridicule because they started easy to ridicule. Simplifying them just made your arguments as observably ridiculous to you as your arguments already are.

>> No.10461997,1 [INTERNAL] 

Get in here warosubros!

>> No.10461997,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10461997,1
I'm not your warosubro, guy.

Don't ever tell me what to fucking do again.

>> No.10461997,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10461997
>They are easy to ridicule because they started easy to ridicule.
Then you should ridicule them as is. And if you're going to do that, you might as well take the time to point out why they're incorrect.

>Simplifying them just made your arguments as observably ridiculous to you as your arguments already are.
All it does is make people think that you've distorted or ignored their arguments.

>> No.10461997,4 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd

>> No.10461997,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10461997,2
Good, no one would want to be you retarded ass' friend anyways

>> No.10461997,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10461997,3
I'm wondering why you bothered replying to him as you did anyway.

>> No.10461997,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10461997,5
Excuse me??

>> No.10461997,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10461997,6
Whenever I see someone who is arguing like a retard, I always ask them for clarification. Either they're a genuine retard, and maybe they'll stop, or they're just pretending to be a retard, in which case they will have to come up with more and more complex ways to justify themselves.

>> No.10461997,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10461423
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1575382/Russian-couple-reunited-after-60-years-apart.html

Suck a dick faggot.

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