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So /jp/...

After playing Kana Imouto, I feel my paternal instincts kicking in and I really want to take care of a loli. I probably can't cut it for adoption since I'm single (No surpise to you all...I DO post on /jp/) and between work and school I wouldn't have much time to really take care of the loli. But even then...I just want to take care of a girl younger than me. I don't think taking care of a young boy would give me the same satisfaction as a loli would. So my question to you /jp/ is what kind of doll or life sized action figure I can buy to substitute as a loli while fulfilling my paternal instincts of taking care of it?

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>> No.1045975

...what? Is this a Mystia thread?

>> No.1045988

>>1045967
tamagotchi

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>> No.1045993

>>1045967
Play Princess Maker 1-5

>> No.1045995

>>1045988
Are those things still around?

>> No.1046005

Get a waifu make babies

>> No.1046006

>>1045988
Tamagotchi are for fags. Real men play Digimon.

>> No.1046007

>>1045967
I understand what you mean, but realize that lolis are like kittens- they're cute and fun when they're small but then they grow up and just leech off of you and they run off and mate with tomcats and soon enough you can't tell that they were your little girl in the first place.

>> No.1046010

>>1045993
OP here. Played those but I want something physical now. Something to hold in my arms. I guess when you're 30 with no wife or gf, you just start to yearn for more.

>> No.1046017

>>1046010
Buy a fucking raggedy ann or something, shit.

>> No.1046019

if you make good money, be a sugar daddy
the end.

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>>1045989
HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.1046023

Just buy a cat or something. Those are pretty moe and they won't bitch or yell at you.

>> No.1046026

>>1046010
>Something to hold in my arms.
what about a female dog?

>> No.1046044

you still might be able to adopt depending on how high your standards are. I think some of those eastern european countries are pretty desperate to get rid of their orphans

>> No.1046065

>>1046044
Please, don't take this thread seriously.

>> No.1046104

Get a cat, and get her fixed.

If you raise her right, she'll grow up to be an adorable tsundere.

Mine also sometimes kills birds and then drops the carcasses off next to my bed, so that's nice too.

>> No.1046110

>>1046104
In this case, a cat is not fine too. I'd rather have a tsundere imouto.

>> No.1046163

>>1046021
looks like B^U

>> No.1046165

>>1046110
No you don't. I swear, every time my family visits she manages to catch me off guard and punch me in the balls.

>> No.1046209

>>1046165
Punch her in the vagina with your cock.

>> No.1046324

1. Find a couple who just gave birth to a baby.
2. Kill them and kidnap the baby.
3. Raise it as your own.
4. ???????
5. LOLISEX

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>>1046324

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is this thread about dolls?

>> No.1046364

It would be nice to have a daughter. I'd put her on violin lessons, and we could play piano/violin duets until she gets to the age where she gets all bitchy and doesn't want to associate with her dumbass father anymore. I know, it sounds weird.

>> No.1046393

>>1046364
this is why god invented basements & locked doors

>> No.1046399

>>1046393
This is why god invented jails

>> No.1046429

>>1046393
this is why god invented australia

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>>1046429

IT'S AUSTRIA, DICKWEED

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so errm...
daughter thread?

>> No.1046833

>>1046732
Your daughter is ugly.

>> No.1046843

>>1046705
austria is a different name for australia, just like holland and belgium

can't people look at maps?

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