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10456451 No.10456451[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What's having a girlfriend like? The furthest I got was telling everyone that my female friend was my girlfriend.

We're not friends anymore.

>> No.10456453

it's great for the first week then it's all downhill from there

>> No.10456456

>We're not friends anymore.

I wonder why.

>> No.10456459

It feels great, you have a person you can count on.

>> No.10456458

Not only am I a cool enough guy to have a girlfriend, I also think this is a great thread that needs my input so let me tell you about it

>> No.10456475 [DELETED] 

It's like being with someone who barely tolerates what you do and constantly keeps you from having fun.

>> No.10456478
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>>10456459

>> No.10456500

You'd have more succes asking here how it is like to have a gay boyfriend

>> No.10456506

>>10456500
What's having a gay boyfriend like?

>> No.10456520
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>> No.10456526

>>10456520
What, she's not ``Feeling Lucky''?

>> No.10456533

>>10456451
is.. is that Bacon coming out of her head

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>>10456520

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>>10456506
Depends on you and your boyfriend

>> No.10456555

>>10456549
What does it depend on?

>> No.10456559

>>10456555
Personality Values. IV's, EV's.

>> No.10456562

>>10456451
IMPLYING SHES FLANDRE

>> No.10456566

Does this thread mean the janitor's not here and I can post my thread and get at least five replies?

>> No.10456568

Please do not use little Rumia to shitpost.

>> No.10456571

>>10456566
👍

>> No.10456576
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JJJAAANNYYYYYY

>> No.10456614

>>10456559
What would it be like you have you as a gay boyfriend?

>> No.10456627

>>10456614
Gay.

>> No.10456630

>>10456614
Expect neglect, procrastination, pokes in the night, and lots of KitKats.

>> No.10456647

>>10456630
lol i fuckin LOVE kitkats arent they like mecha sugoi we can eat pocky too! ^^

>> No.10456649

>>10456549
What game is this from? Reverse image search gives me a ton of finnish results and no game title.

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>>10456647
Stop, I know you're trying to make me hate my favorite candy and it won't work, you jealous slut.

>> No.10456659

>>10456614
Someone with absolutely no standards and no self-esteem, which is both a good thing because I'd never leave you but eventually my lack of confidence in my looks and ability to please you would get on your nerves. You'd be trapped in an emotional prison and eventually be tainted by my own lack of self-esteem. We'd have a toxic relationship that would eventually devolve into passive-aggressiveness, followed by emotional outbursts, always one step close to violence. We would then go full circle as the fire in our relationship is restored by our burning emotions and union of our sweaty hot bodies.

>> No.10456660

>>10456649
age of mythology

>> No.10456658

I wish meido would be my girlfriend.

>> No.10456661

>>10456649
If you really don't know you have to be underage.

>> No.10456662

>>10456649
Heroes of might and magic 3.
Shame on you for not knowing it, go and play it now

>> No.10456666

>>10456662
Thank you very much. I will.

>>10456660
>>10456661
Please head back to /v/.

>> No.10456665

>>10456659
Violence sounds like too much work, I'd rather just throw you to the ground and molest you.

>> No.10456674

>>10456665
One step close to violence doesn't mean violence. It just means that the moment where our irrationality reaches it's peak is exactly the point before arguing turns into violence. The point being we reach a stage where we realize we could get violent but don't because we love each other, stop arguing and throw ourselves into each other's arms like animals in heat.

>> No.10456678

>>10456674
You've put alot of thought into this, didn't you?

>> No.10456688

>>10456678
Not really, I just know myself well enough to know how I'd act in a relationship.

>> No.10456692

>>10456688
You seem like you would be very fucking clingy.

>> No.10456696

>>10456692
I thought I managed to get that across in >>10456659

>> No.10456698

>>10456451
I had a girlfriend once, it was terrible. Coincidentally it was around the same time I started to dislike 3D.

>> No.10456713

>>10456696
You get it across in all of your posts, its sickening.

>> No.10456721

>>10456713
Maybe for you, not all people can appreciate obsessive love.
I like it, it's so beatiful

>> No.10456730

It's nice at times and other times just plane annoying. They always expect you to check in, spend all your time with them, get mad at you over dumb things and then expect you to find out why their mad without them telling you but other times they can make you feel really happy.

I've only had one girlfriend in my life and that was back in highschool so not all girls may be like that.

>> No.10456737

>>10456451
Imagine your parents. But instead of giving you money, a girlfriend sucks your money. Also twice the nagging.

>> No.10456742

>>10456730
>plane annoying
Are you referring to the volume of the engines or to the fact that you have no room for your legs?

>> No.10456744

>>10456730
>dating a strike witch

>> No.10456746

>>10456742
I make dumb spelling mistakes like that way to often.

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>Who am I quoting?
?
>Epic Reaction Image Bro
?

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>>10456744

>not dating Strike Witch

>> No.10456797

I did in high school. I wouldn't recommend it. We never kissed or anything, but I still feel dirty.

>> No.10456801

It's nice to be able to ejaculate inside of a warm mouth every now and then, but it's not really worth it.

>> No.10456810

>>10456797
>We never kissed or anything
Worst couple ever.

>> No.10456815

>>10456655
For China

>> No.10456822

>>10456810
I was awkward and shy as hell and she wasn't exactly proactive. But at least I kept my purity.

>> No.10456911

>>10456662
After all this years, it's still a great game to play.
Have you tried the WoG-expansion? It adds some nice features.

Some friends of mine and me still play it while getting awfully drunk.

>> No.10456987

Sure is OTAKU CULTRUE IN HERE

>> No.10457028

>>10456987
shut the fuck up you piece of shit, nobody cares that janitor-san deleted your shitty thread that was probably shit worth delete anyway go cry a fucking river you fucking piece of shit

>> No.10457038

>>10456911
>>10456549
I love the maps with those silly stories and events.

RIP New World Computing ;_;

>> No.10457051

It's a life changer. All this time you're taught that it's the be all and end all of your life but it really isn't. And that's when you realize that the only missing piece of the puzzle in your life can be filled by you and you only.

>> No.10457051,1 [INTERNAL] 

Fuggin' janishit deleting legit threads.

>> No.10457051,2 [INTERNAL] 

Why was this deleted? Isn't that a 2hu in the opening image?

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