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>> No.10448078
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>> No.10448090

>>10448078
That's such a huge turn-off.

Saying "fuck me as hard as if you were trying to make me pregnant" implies I'm not actually trying to make her pregnant.

Boring.

>> No.10448100

why is /jp/ so sexual

>> No.10448114

>>10448100
It's not /jp/, it's just the pathetic NEETs that have nothing to do but stroke their disgusting dicks all day and shit up the board

>> No.10448118

>>10448090
My erection disagrees with you.

>> No.10448122

>>10448114
My penis isn't disgusting.
It's cute.

Apologize at once.

>> No.10448158

>>10448122
your penis sucks

>> No.10448179

masturbation rules the world
you dont need no dorky touhou like youmu to have sex with

>> No.10448180

>>10448114
I'm a NEET and I only masturbate a couple times a week.

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>>10448100

>> No.10448214

>>10448180
that's already excessive.

>> No.10448245

What are Yomo's ten desires?

>> No.10448247

and then you scroll down and see a futa COCK even BIGGER than YOU'RE'S

>> No.10448253

s-s-s-s-SEX WITH YOUMU!!!

>> No.10448287

That doujin was hot

Especially the double-anal

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>>10448253

>> No.10448381

>>10448245

According to that game she's actually full of desire

>> No.10448429

>>10448247
and then you get an even BIGGER erection.

>> No.10448458

>>10448337
Would if that's just the angle of her picking up something, and you're the thing?

>> No.10448463

>>10448458
Picking up your penis.

>> No.10448478
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Please do not sexualse Youmu, she's not like that.

>> No.10448516

>>10448478
AWALT.

>> No.10448526

>>10448429
sucking youmu's big fat sloppy dick!

>> No.10448655

>>10448090
Dirty talk in general is a pretty big turn-off for me.

>> No.10448873

>>10448458
you're her poop and she's looking down into the toilet

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>>10448873
oh u

>> No.10451981
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Stop sexualizing Youmu!

>> No.10451999

>>10448158
no, you suck. his penis.

OWNED HARD

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>>10451981
I'll do whatever the fuck I want to!

>> No.10452008

>>10448478
>>10451981
youmu is over 50 years old. she's already an old lady, so she obviously had her share of sex.

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>>10452004
>>10452008
Stop it!
Youmu is pure!

>> No.10452025

>>10452008
Yeah, look at all that white hair!

>> No.10452038

>>10452023
*grabs him by the throat* back the fuck off?!

>> No.10452041

>>10452023
When I get done with you, neither of you will be one fucking cent pure!

>> No.10452056
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No Touhou is pure. There are no exceptions.

>> No.10452066

>>10452056
You sayin' Lily White ain't pure?! You better watch your fucking mouth or I'll kick your sorry ass.

>> No.10452067

>>10452056
Flandre is the most pure. She's never gone outside except probably once or twice, ever so she doesn't know what sex is. Faries are pure too.

>> No.10452069

>>10452056
Okuu doesn't know what sex is.

>> No.10452085

>>10452056
What about Sanae?

>> No.10452104

>>10452085
Sanae is the pinnacle of pureness. She's pure white from all the sperm covering her.

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You wouldn't take advantage of Youmu now, would you /jp/?

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>>10452038

>> No.10452137 [DELETED] 

>>10452132
cute teddy bear, dude

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>>10452122
It's not taking advantage if it's consensual...

>> No.10452142

>>10452139
Nobody would willingly have sex with someone as disgusting as you.

>> No.10452145

>>10452142
pls no bully ;_;

>> No.10452147

>>10452142
I would.

>> No.10452163

>>10452145
don't listen to this bitch, bully him so hard he'll be shitting through his ears.

>> No.10452165

Youmu is pure. Stop it.

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>>10452142
How do you know if I'm disgusting?

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>>10452067
Good times.

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>>10452209
SDM's greatest mystery.

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You can sexualize other 2hus but you do not sexualize Youmu.
Here's a sexualized Reimu.

>> No.10453129

Holding Youmu's face!

>> No.10453419

http://iwannafuckyoumu.net/
This is a thing... not a great thing but a thing.

>> No.10453445

>>10452278
No!

>> No.10453449

>>10453419
wud da fuq man?

>> No.10453459

>>10453419
>Minecraft players
Why am I not surprised.

>> No.10453460

Another QUALITY Youmu thread, as usual.

>> No.10453523

Sanae 2.0.

>> No.10453535 [DELETED] 

>>10448075
>>10448078

I'd say Yuyuko definitely trained her well.

I wonder how furious Youki would be if he found out that his bastard child turned out to be like the mother he left her with...

>> No.10453559

>>10448075
>>10448078

I'd say Yuyuko trained her pretty well.

I wonder how furious Youki would be if he discovered that his bastard child became exactly like the mother he unwittingly entrusted her with...

>> No.10453574

>>10453523
You guys need to stop slut shaming the best touhou ever.

>> No.10453583

>>10453574
What is slut shaming, its just ironic shitposters being "epic." Sluts deserve to be shamed though, no doubt about that. Its a good thing Sanae isn't a slut, and theres absolutely no canonical reason to reach that conclusion.

>> No.10453589

>>10452041
oh shit son

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