Breaking News

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New Touhou board on futaba, fellow /jp/sies:

http://dec.2chan.net/55/futaba.htm

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Why so many picture crops of gay porn?

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Is it meant to differ in any particular way from the old Touhou board?

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>>10445544
More edgy.

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Why can't we follow futaba's example and just split every board that has conflicting interests?

Maybe the 4chan administration should actually do something more than one every few years.

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>>10445605
may is the best board on futaba and it's a mix of everything.

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Woah, that board moves fast

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>>10445626
But they made separate boards for roleplaying, corea, the earthquake, crossdressing, and more shitposts after they became a problem on may.

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what does it matter if I can not post

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>>10445544
I'd like to know this too. Is it just a split because the other touhou board had too much activity?

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What's up with all the kita spam?

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What makes this new board different?
What's the proper board name translation?

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>>10445794
The old one is for Touhou discussion, the new one is Touhou-related shitposting.

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>>10445768
lel

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>>10445835
They finally have their very own /jp/.

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Have they placed any actual rules about what content is allowed on each board?

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>>10445872
Now we finally have a overseas brother instead of just bumming with the Touhou Only board.

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I love how quaint their conversations sound when automatically translated.

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I guess hating secondaries transcends all boundaries.

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>kaguya thread
fuck yes ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>Breaking News
>New Touhou
My heart stopped for a second thinking ZUN announced a new game.

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http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/9968.h
is the first reply making an ironic shitpost?

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>>10446764
>Well (BARS)
They've even got their own version of ZUN!bar.

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why japanese image board always bothering me....
I mean, they are not hesitant to post NSFW pics, even guro too

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Time for 2nd Tokyo Bombing?

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after the /mlp/ idiocy i'm really depressed. shouldn't everyone mass migrate there and let /jp/ die? I don't like being a click away from so many impossibly pissed off people.

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>>10446966
What are you even talking about?

At any rate you're free to use whatever boards you like. Nobody's stopping you from leaving.

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>>10446971
/jp/ is fine, it's the rest of 4chan that's my problem.

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>>10446971
and
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/445567/

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>>10446978
That was a really terrible thread.

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>>10446981
It was. but it's not /jp/'s fault, it's everyone elses so in the impossible and entirely hypothetical situation if everyone was to move somewhere else I think it'd be fixed.

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>>10446978
I don't see why anybody should give a shit about that thread.

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>>10446985
>it's not /jp/'s fault
What are you on about? That thread is all /jp/.

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>>10446764
I-it's just like /jp/!!

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>ここは東方の癌のための場所
東方と関係のないホモの場所ではない

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>>10446966
It pisses me off too, but there's nothing we can do (see /bun/). We're stuck here forever.

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>>10445528
why is 2chan so much better than /jp/?

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>>10447067
Because you can't read it.

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http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/11037.m

Sorry for noobish question, but why can the OP delete all those posts? It's something by default, is he a mod or is there something you have to put in the email field?

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>>10445605

/a/ /jp/ split
/v/ /vg/ split
/gif/ /wsg/ split
/w/ /wg/ split
/mlp/ split

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>>10447067

because they are real otaku. not loser weeaboos.

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>>10447115
Your post is so ironic.

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http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/12098.m <_<
Resist the temptation to post.

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>>10447093
There are boards on futaba where the OP can delete posts within his own thread.

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>>10447128
Lurk more for fucks sake, baka /v/-kun. Wapanese doesn't mean what you think it means.

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http://sep.2chan.net/dec/55/src/13982461703.jpg
Quality board.

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>>10446937
why western image board always bothering me....
I mean, they are not allowed to post NSFW pics, even guro too

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>>10447104
We're in dire need for a /jp/ → /th/ /neet/ /jp/ split.

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>>10445626
I like the neta character board. They take it easy.

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I think they split because touhou was gathering a lot of off-topic posts. Most of the time in the front page there were some retards trying to force "memes" and shit like that.

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They even have sacchan bullying threads.

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Meanwhile on 4chan

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>>10447511
Why did you put the word memes between quotation marks?

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>>10447131
I wonder what kind of dumb shit forced you to post emotes. It's gone and you probably saw some /jp/ tier post anyway.

Stay here or go back to Animesuki, better off in here than ruining Futaba for japs.

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>>10447935
I don't know.

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>>10447956
That's what I thought.

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>>10447962
I was going to write a long answer but in the end I realized I didn't know.

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When will 4chan get a new Touhou board?

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>>10447979
/jp/ is enough.

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>>10447979
>>10447987
/jp/ is empty

we should advertise it more

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/jp/ can only be saved by annexing tohoposters

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>>10447998
Terrible font choice
The subtext doesn't match and looks blurry
epic and meme are so tired even used ironically

9/10

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>>10448011
So how about instead of "epic memes" it's "touhou memes"

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>>10448014
/jp/ can only be saved by removing bored thread shitters. Like those trying to turn this thread into a /q/-tier "remove 2hu from /jp/".

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>>10448073
Japanese captcha would fix /jp/ forever. I don't even care if it doesn't keep ironic shitposters outside. At least you wouldn't see quality threads about bodies getting ready or weeabooing it up with tea with sage to noko ratios of 1:30 and over a hundred replies.

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>>10448073
Yeah man, I love "Sanae is a girl!" and "Youmu is the softest!" threads. Those shitposting faggots just don't understand this is exactly what /jp/ is for.

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>>10448086
Most ironic shitposters are tried and true /jp/sies and know at least kana.

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>>10448014
Replace 2hu with truNEETs and you got it right

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Do they have a trigger-happy janitor too? Yesterday they had 10 pages, today only 5.

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>>10447970

The answer is autism. Memes threaten you. They make you feel small and remind you of the social world you are not a part of.

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>>10448113
You can always feel comfortable and accepted if you visit http://otakumeme.com/

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>>10448113
They make me feel disgusted about how people misuse the word and how corrupted and associated with idiots it became.

>>10448108
How new are you? Threads on futaba are auto-deleted after a specific period of time.

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>>10448108
They have a time based pruning.
Something /jp/ should also have to prevent necrobumping queerophants from keeping their shit threads alive for months.

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>>10448121
wow thanks this is grat

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>>10448134
I know that, but in 2 days they more than doubled their post count. It'd be expected that the number of threads would remain the same.

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>>10448152

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>>10448134

>They make you feel small and remind you of the social world you are not a part of.

>They make me feel disgusted about how people misuse the word and how corrupted and associated with idiots it became.

Well, at least other people can see it.

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>>10447935
There are memes and there are funny reaction images. Some ignorant people use the term to mean the latter, so reading his post I'd just assume he was referring to this incorrect usage and did it to acknowledge this incorrectness. The fact that he's talking about forcing them supports this.

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>>10448086
Usable Japanese captcha, hiragana and grade school kanji.
Sadly, moot said himself he would never implement it.

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>>10448359
http php dot to slash tips slash 8 slash
Fucking impossible to post this link, always accused by system of spam.

Doesn't anybody run an imageboard and can add the functionality?

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>>10448366
There's also this: http://doushio.com/captcha

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>>10448086
I remember how the /ja/panese board of the Russian 2ch got a kana captcha to filter out spammers from /b/ and shitposters. Guess what, it didn't help. From day one the amount of spam only increased. They just considered it as a challenge and mastered it in no time. Adding kanji will not help as there are very simple ways to recognize them. I believe that this approach is conceptually flawed and applaud Moot for understanding it.

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>>10448366
This could be a pretty e/jp/in 1st April joke.

Either this or the "Captcha the following spellcard to continue" HTML5 mini stg game.

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>>10448474
Link to said board?

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>>10448608
google.com

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>>10448608
Linking any foreign board on /jp/ is a bad idea, you nerds go and /pol/ the place the fuck up. It’s rude.

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what if the captcha will demand of you to draw a 2hu
anyone not who isn't #jp will surely fail to do that

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>>10448608
The board died along with the site a long time ago. You can find some hits with the way back machine:
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http:2ch.ru/ja
but I'm not sure it saved the captcha. I think it was just a bunch of random hiragana and katakana characters.

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>>10448474
>Guess what, it didn't help. From day one the amount of spam only increased. They just considered it as a challenge and mastered it in no time. Adding kanji will not help as there are very simple ways to recognize them.

All of that takes time for people not familiar with the language. Seeing as those boards are small, I take it the spam was an average of 50 posts a day. If a moderator can't handle that much spam his chan is not meant to have a future.

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>>10448626
>Seeing as those boards are
The Russian imageboards aren’t that small though.

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Look, they think people who know Japanese aren't the biggest shitposters on /jp/.

可愛いなぁ

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>>10448629
At least people who know Japanese aren't shitposters out of place, like you.

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>>10448629
You don't seem to understand that you're not supposed to be the threat that jap captcha would keep out of /jp/.

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>>10448629
Domestic shitposters aren't a problem, it's foreigners.

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>>10448626
The board had almost no moderation. That's the reason it is so fondly remembered and that is the very same reason it died. I forgot about this detail. Perhaps a strictly moderated board like 4chan will not suffer this.

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>>10448638
>like you.

But I know Japanese, faggot.

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>>10448640
The main shitposting is all done by people who have been here for years you ninny.

Unless that's not what you have a problem with.

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>>10448659
I like domestic shitposting and our retarded in-jokes. I hate /v/ and /a/ kiddos spewing catch phrases and posting memes to be "ironic".

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>>10448660
+1 this right here
we need more SEX WITH YOUMU!
and ASS TWICE
that shit is hilarious

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>>10448680
yeah, jumping dog and route 66 2hu are way 2old can't lel about it anymore

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>>10448680
it's betten than >tfw and le shitpost xD *upvotes*

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>>10448647
Just like /jp/ then.

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>>10448699
No culture is better than the other.

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>>10448726
japanese culture better than all cultures

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>>10448660
>I hate /v/ and /a/ kiddos spewing catch phrases and posting memes to be "ironic".

This.

>Pic related.
Stupid meme, not clear it's being used ironically (and if it isn't, kill yourself).

>Le pic related xD
Everyone gets it's ironic, we have a laugh, we move on.

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>>10448736
I can’t tell if you are serious or not. That second example is exactly what pisses me off. Fuck that ‘ironic’ XDDD spam.

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>>10448726

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>>10448753
Oh, I thought you meant people using memes ironically without any sort of clue or self-deprecation. Like when people say "hella". If you straight-up say the phrase, "That was hella based," it's stupid even if you were being tongue-in-cheek. But if you say, "That was HELLa #based xD" it's funny because everyone gets you were doing a joke.
The problem with the first example is that it leads people to use memes and catchphrases seriously, and not everyone can tell you were ironic (see: all the actual homosexual discussion in response to the cock sucking meme). It assumes everyone is a neurotypical who psychically knows you were being sarcastic. 4chan doesn't allow smilies or anything, so it's pretty naive to assume everyone will get what you were going for.

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>>10448773
How about we stop pretending to be retarded for laughs, because it stopped being funny long long ago

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>>10448773
I wasn’t the person you were replying to, just to clarify.
It‘s just that things like ‘le pic related XD’ is the worst form of passive aggressive shitposting I’ve ever seen.

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>>10448789
It's not just that, though. It's the same difference between, "Fuck you, you're a cunt." and "Fuck you :P You're a cunt xD" (which would be fine on a regular forum, but people on 4chan hate smilies because they're too mainstream or whatever).

>>10448793
Well it's nice to know when a person is being ironic. If you seriously use catchphrases and memes, kill yourself. I wish we had a guideline against them like Something Awful. I get that this is 4chan, but equally SA is SA and other sites like 4-ch manage without the "over 9000"s and "harbl"s.
That one irony punctuation mark would be handy, but nobody really knows about it. Smilies would be useful, but again 4chan hates smilies (I doubt anyone else is still here from when we had actual emoticons in posts).

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I don't mind shitposting as long as it's creative and funny. You could say that /jp/ was founded on shitposting and memes.

Japanese captcha would keep out a lot of retarded 2hu fans, idiots that need tech support, translation requests, and more undesirables. These people aren't going to memorize a kana chart to post on /jp/ because that would require effort. "Spammers" may not be deterred so easily, but /jp/ is currently ruled by an iron first 24/7 so who cares.

Well, not like any of this matters since jewt won't move from his pile of 4chan pass money.

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>>10448822
>would keep out a lot of...
But that's the problem!

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>>10448822
Anyone can memorize kana. I want kanji captcha.

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is /jp/ faster than them?

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We don't need a kana CAPTCHA or a kanji CAPTCHA. What we need is something like the 18+ confirmation quiz at the start of Leisure Suit Larry, something that keeps the 18-25 year olds out of our board.

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>>10448822
>shitposting
>creative
>funny

I don't think you have even a slightest idea what "shitposting" means. Which is extremely silly considering it means literally what it says.

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Does anyone know of a good jp proxy? I really need to shitpost somewhere else and the pristine fields of 2chan seem appropriate

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>>10448922
It's unbelieveable that people actually find stuff like niggi spam or all the shitposting we have dealt with in the past funny.

These people are worse than anyone on /b/, they are the chaotic destroyers of everything who just want to see everything burn and drown in their shit, even if it would be actual threads about nothing but pictures of real shitturds

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>>10448922
This is a shit movie. It is hilarious and entertaining.


http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=srch2&search_filename=niggy
These are shit posts. They are hilarious and entertaining.

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>>10448874
Maybe that board in particular but not the main one.

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>>10448887
Those would be easily busted with google

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>>10448948
I never understood the appeal of "The Room"

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>>10448950
Great, an online equivalent to speed bumps.

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>>10448887
But all are wars.

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>>10448971
If you don't get the question, then you weren't alive when this was relevant and all over the media.

Great job being 19, faggot.

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>>10448816
/jp/ won't admit it but we're just SA without the pedo hate.

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>>10448977
Projecting much?