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10441648 No.10441648[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Any NEETs here interested in becoming my online girlfriend? I'm just looking for someone to pretend using avatars of kawaii 2D girls. I will pay you on a weekly basis. Probably around $30 a week to chat with me every evening.

>> No.10441658
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>> No.10441661

I only work in bitcoin and require full payment in advance.

>> No.10441664

I'm MTF trans w/ HRT

Do I count?

>> No.10441663

I already do this and he doesn't pay me squat

of course, it's probably in your contract to not block you

>> No.10441670

>>10441664
he said "pretend"

>> No.10441669

Get the fuck out of here faggot. I will seriously come over there and fuck up your fucking day if you keep ruining the pristine waters of /jp/ with your shit.

>> No.10441679

>>10441661
buttcoins still exist? your wasting your mom's electricity.

>> No.10441681

>>10441658
Yeah. pictures like these are fine. it would be idea if you have lots of the same girl.

>>10441663
Really? What a lucky guy. I'm so lonely.

>>10441664
Yeah that's fine if you're a guy as long as you can pretend to be a girl and use pictures of a cute 2D girl.

my email is guemenus@outlook.com

>> No.10441684

I'll do it OP, don't even have to pretend~

>> No.10441697

>Yeah that's fine if you're a guy as long as you can pretend to be a girl

Holy fuck you told that disgusting subhuman tranny off hard.

>> No.10441703

>>10441681
>you're a guy

I don't consider myself a guy. I identify as a woman but am stuck in a feminized male body. I pass well since starting hormone replacement therapy.

>> No.10441708

hahahaha, oh wow

This is sad even by /jp/ standards

>> No.10441711

>>10441697
>>10441703
Sorry. I didn't mean to offend.

>> No.10441713

What are your hobbies, cutie?

>> No.10441715

>>10441703
Kill yourself.

>> No.10441720

>>10441713
I like to collect figurines, read manga and play video games.

>> No.10441725

Mom told me not to talk to strangers, Onii-chan.

>> No.10441729

Create a skype convo and we all pretend to like you while usind avatars of 2D girls

>> No.10441739

>>10441729
But I can't afford to pay you all 30 dollars a week.. I haven't got any emails yet. I hope you don't think I'm joking. I have a good imagination and this will work for me.

>> No.10441745

I can't do any lewd things.

>> No.10441753
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i'm gonna need the money up front

>> No.10441758

>>10441739
I do it for free

>> No.10441765

>>10441758

for friends i do this free as well not to strangers on the internet though, lots of malicious people out there

>> No.10441770

>>10441720

Figurines? Manga? Video Games?

I think I can fix you. I can make you into a confident and ambitious man who will secure a job and take care of me. It's hard being a woman living in a patriarchy society.

>> No.10441778

Post pics, I don't work with fatties

>> No.10441782

>>10441648
I will do it, Anon.
Well, my timezone is GMT+1... so I wonder if that suits you.

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>>10441648
I'd do this for free... But I know I wouldn't be able to live up to any sort of expectation... It's always like that.

>> No.10441795

>>10441753
I would be willing to pay upfront if you have a lot of pictures to use as avatars.

>>10441770
Alright. Please fix me!

>>10441778
I'm not fat. I can show you a picture if you email me. Just ask.

>>10441782
That's okay.

>> No.10441830
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Is this the hookup thread?

6' 170 lbs 6" bi ddf top only can host

>> No.10441836

>>10441830
You're the same size as me, except you have a smaller penis.

>> No.10441842

>>10441830

i responded to a grindr ad like this and almost died that night

>> No.10441847

>>10441715

>> No.10441862

I can do it for you. I live in Western Europe, GMT+1 as a timezone. I usually go to bed at 11:00.

My e-mail is in the e-mail field.

I only accept Bitcoins as a payment, though that should be no issue - I assume.

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>>10441648
Sure ok I think I can "pretend" to be your cute online girlfriend.

>> No.10441898

I am OP's real life girlfriend you fuckers better not respond because he is in some serious trouble

>> No.10441906

>>10441898
Stop lying.

>> No.10441907

>>10441898
Sure

>> No.10441911

>>10441906

prove me wrong skank!!! you just want some free money well fuck you

>> No.10441931

>>10441898
You must not be a good girlfriend since he is so lonely.

>> No.10441939

>>10441898
I'm the girl he's been cheating on you with for the past year. He's in really deep trouble for this now.

>> No.10441952

>>10441939
>>10441898
Please stop doing this.

>> No.10441969

What kind of pretending to be a girl are we talking?

Just chit-chat, or are we talking about screwing?

How long per evening?

What kind of girls are we talking?

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