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10438526 No.10438526[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>> No.10438528

weak and pathetic

>> No.10438534

no balls.

>> No.10438538

I have a happy and successful life.

>> No.10438539

so complex

>> No.10438551

>>10438538

>> No.10438557

I have to finish my backlog first

>> No.10438568
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10438568

don't want to die.

don't want to live either.

eh.

>> No.10438576

My parents would be sad if I killed myself.

>> No.10438582

Because maybe things will eventually get better.

>> No.10438602

Why risk whatever bullshits waits for me on the other side when I already know what bullshit waits for me here

>> No.10438609

>>10438602
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?

>> No.10438610

I'm waiting for Touhou 14.

>> No.10438618

Not enough money for a good gun. Only 200 in the bank. I'll look for some rope, but honestly when I get evicted one night outside will freeze me to death. Plus, I haven't masturbated to everything I wanted to yet.

>> No.10438620

well, my parents are still letting me stay in the house despite being 33 and not working

I don't see any point in killing myself yet

>> No.10438622

>>10438526

No need to kill myself, I'm in the military

>> No.10438626

>>10438618
Try holding your breath.

>> No.10438640

>>10438626
I'll just get become unconscious and start breathing. Best that will happen is minor brain damage after repeated tries.

>> No.10438657

It would make my mother sad, and be a bad example to my younger siblings.

>> No.10438660

>>10438526
Being suicidal is for angsty teenagers.

>> No.10438666

The easiest , cheapest, and most effective way is to jump off a building with more than 8 floors head first. Being very drunk is helpful for the courge needed to make the jump.

>> No.10438668

>>10438666
Anything that requires you be drunk first is not something you should do.

>> No.10438670

>>10438620
Whenever my parents start bitching about me being 24 and still staying at their home and not working, I'm gonna show them your post.

>> No.10438671

>>10438622
So? Are you actually an enlisted GI in one of those first-to-fight units? Or are you an officer with a cushy desk job in the chair force back home?

>> No.10438672

>>10438640
>Best that will happen is minor brain damage after repeated tries
Well, at least you will be stupid enough to enjoy your life.

>> No.10438676

>>10438660
You're confusing being genuinely suicidal and being an attention whore. Teenagers usually do it for attention, but some young adults or old people genuinely think that dying now is better than having to live and die later and the ones who kill themselves do it quietly.

>> No.10438681

I don't get why anyone would kill themselves if they're just going to die later anyways.

>> No.10438682

>>10438676
>Teenagers usually do it for attention, but some young adults
>but young adults
ROFLMAO. Consider sudoku again when you have 35, no family, no job, no friends, no real life and clinical depression.

>> No.10438693

>>10438681
Fucking this. I'm going to die anyway and there is no other life, the only thing that could get me back to life sometime would be cryogenics and that is still far away from our era. Dudes, there is no reincarnation, no heaven or hell. This is your only life as well as the others'. Please don't kill and don't kill yourselves.

>> No.10438696

Because then the normals win.

>> No.10438699

>>10438696
Your life is in debt with normals though.

>> No.10438702

>>10438681

You're retarded.

>> No.10438704

>>10438682
You've just described an average /jp/ poster. Well, except the age would probably be around 25, not like that matters.

>> No.10438709

>>10438704
At least at 25 it's still pretty easy to change your life radically.

>> No.10438712

>>10438668
Why?

Most suicides are the result of being drunk. It must work.

>> No.10438711

>>10438704
I got my first job at 25, so it sort of does.

>> No.10438716

>>10438538
Get out of /jp/

>> No.10438717

>>10438712
If your sober mind tells you that suicide is a bad idea and prevents your from doing it, you should probably listen to it.

>> No.10438718

>>10438526
I don't have life insurance so my family can't profit off my "accidental" death.

>> No.10438720

>>10438668
Do you even party?

>> No.10438724

Because I failed once and I'm too scared of the attention it brings to try again.

It's okay now, I'm too busy enjoying my life of pantsu and lolis to care about death.

>> No.10438731

>>10438720
I've never been to a party, but from what I heard, the things they do when they are drunk are all horrible ideas.

>> No.10438727

>>10438526
I have too many things left to do.

>> No.10438728
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10438728

>>10438568
That picture disturbs me greatly.

>> No.10438739

>>10438526
I must learn how to make knots like this. It might be useful for those BDSM sessions with my non-existent girlfriend.

>> No.10438744

>>10438699
How so? They have done nothing for me except ostracize me. They would like to see me dead and just by living I am defying them. They done know it, but it's true.

>> No.10438745

>>10438728
check your privilege

>> No.10438750

Suicide is for cowards

>> No.10438747

>>10438717
Not at all. It could still be a good idea to kill yourself, but your natural instincts won't let you do it. That's what the alcohol is for.

>> No.10438752

>>10438744
Still, you're alive thanks to them and your parents, that are pretty much normals.

>> No.10438759
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10438759

Because I have a date with flandre tomorrow.

>> No.10438755

I'm already dead. I'm actually in the dimension that is hell. I fell from glory. King of my domain which was my house to a normalfaggotized cockshit and society denies me cool otaku culture hobbies. I can't rationalize it any other way. This is hell.

This is it. This is eternity and I'm fucked.

>> No.10438757
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10438757

i'm not depressed and i have a reason to live

>> No.10438760

>/jp/ - Hugbox for lazy fuckups

>> No.10438762

>>10438755
But you'll die in 10 to 70 years.

>> No.10438766

Because I haven't had to yet. I live pretty comfortably with my parents still. If someday I wind up on the streets, however, I will kill myself.

>> No.10438767

>>10438757
Normalfag pls go.

>> No.10438770

>>10438760
who qot

>> No.10438778

Well some science dudes have been teleporting photons, so I want to see what technology come out in the next five years. I personally don't believe our existence would just vanish. After all, the cells and atoms in our body are constantly changing. Maybe we will wake up out of the dirt as some sort of evolved, animate bacterio-plant thing with a completely different metabolism after a couple million years , or a cybernetic organism, or a clone.

>> No.10438779

I want to kill my mother.

>> No.10438785

>>10438755
In a little while you will be alone in shoreless space, to wander its limitless solitudes without friend or comrade forever—for you will remain a thought, the only existent thought, and by your nature inextinguishable, indestructible. But I, your poor servant, have revealed you to yourself and set you free. Dream other dreams, and better!

>> No.10438787

>>10438755
Do the firemen come into your house and burn all your otaku culture stuff?

>> No.10438789
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>>10438767
i'm not going anywhere

>> No.10438801

I'd probably end up in the news along with "pregnant man gives birth" or "JIDF strikes again" or something like that.

>> No.10438814

>>10438757
>a reason to live

Like what?

>> No.10438823

>>10438814
He probably has a girlfriend or something.

>> No.10438837

>>10438823
A girlfriend isn't a reason to live. Maybe if he had a child, I could see that.

>> No.10438842

>>10438814
Sucking cock, obviously.

>> No.10438852

>>10438823
Mersault didn't count his girlfriend as a reason to live. Neither did the guy from No Longer Human. I'd even say that majority of depressed people has a girlfriend/wife or something.

>> No.10438852,1 [INTERNAL] 

why delete

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