/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Who is your favourite 07th Expansion's character?

[Anonymous No.]

the one with the biggest boxing gloves

[Anonymous No.]

Rosa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429270

And who is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429309
strong bad

[Anonymous No.]

rika nipah~

[Anonymous No.]

Ange.

[Anonymous No.]

Erika

[Anonymous No.]

rika fuurude waited. the lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. rika was a shrine maiden for years. when she was young she watched the shrinemaidens and she said to dad "I want to be a shrine maiden, daddy".
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY OYASHIROSAMA"
There was a time shen she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the shrine she knew there was oyashirosama.
"This is Oyashirosama" the radio crackered. "You must fight fate!" . So rika got all her friends and beat up the yamainu.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the yamainu.
"I will shoot at her" said Takano and she fired. Oyashirosama stopped the time and tried to blew her up. But then the scene switched and Takano was not able to kill Rika.
Takano shouted "No! I must kill the loli!"
Rika said "No, Takano. You are the loli"
And then Takano was a delicious loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429249

Cirno

But seriously: Ange, Eva Beatrice and/or Rena and/or K1

[Anonymous No.]

You posted her. Rena is a miracle of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

Furudo Erika

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm toughy. Can't pick between Mion or Rena.

[Anonymous No.]

>Favorite character:
-Houjou Satoshi
-Shkanon
-Numata Yoko

>Best character:
-Takano Miyo
-Ushiromiya Rosa
-Higanbana

>My waifu:
-Houjou Satoko
-Ushiromiya Maria
-Kusunoki Midori

>Character I'd like to have as a friend:
-Sonozaki Mion
-Ushiromiya Ange
-Moriya Marie

>Character I can identify with:
-Irie Kyosuke
-Ushiromiya George
-Nonomiya Takeshi

>Best episode
-Tatarigoroshi-hen
-Turn of the golden witch
-The spirit camera

>Worst episode
-Himatsubushi-hen
-Dawn of the golden witch
-Shrine of the guardian deity

What about you, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429358
>that pic
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429587
>THAT pic
REPORTED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429717

Favorite character:
Leo Shishigami
Ange
Natsumi from Onisarashi-hen

Best character:
Beato
Bern
Lambda

My waifu/Character I'd like to have as a friend:

Everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all about the K!

Best husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429742
I was just this normal brat with less-than-average athletic skills and mediocre fighting skills, who suddenly jumped on my newly found gift in which I could say I was better than anyone else. It just so happened that the gift was studying; if the gift was being able to ride a unicycle or cup-and-ball toy, I would've tried hard in excelling at them just the same as I did with studying.

Once I reached that feeling, I suddenly lost the interest in studying all together.

That's right. I was just a spoiled dickhead who wanted to be praised by everyone for being able to do something better than anyone else. ...Hence, I did all of my summer homework on time and I volunteered to help cleanup afterschool just so I can get praise from the teachers.

So once the teachers stopped praising me, I began to lose interest in life.

Back then, my parents would give me allowance based on my grades. Because of this, I had tremendous cash in my pocket even for kids at my age.

...I don't know if it I enjoyed this from the start or I was just lashing out my feelings and anger towards something else, but it was around that time that I began to get interested in model guns.

Shooting at cardboard boxes was fun and all. At least shooting an inanimate cardboard box still fell under morality. It could be deemed as relieving stress by shoving my anger towards a cardboard box.

But I quickly began to yearn to do something that would get me into deep shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429740
Keiichi: "It's...about the time before I moved here. Back then...my only skill was studying.

I learned tips and tricks on the game called studying. My grades went up very quickly. At that time, I had this idiotic ambition to study harder so I can look down upon other students.

My parents and my teacher both praised me as my grades went up. It felt really great.

I began to saw how little and cheap those jock kids were that took pride in excelling how fast they could run the 50 meters or how well they can swim. The sensation of looking down on them was exciting so I studied even harder.

By then, my grades were not only the top of the class, but began to scratch the top of my entire school. Hence, I began megalomaniacally feel that I was the most important guy in the entire school.

I was this dull and idiotic guy that would mock on the rest of the kids playing in the school yard as I sneered down at the from the window.

...As my grades went up, adults around me also began to expect more from me. They suddenly began to set my future by urging me to get into a very prestigious school. I was also self-conceited that going to that school was a given for a person of my intelligence.

But...the sensation of looking down on them began to fade away in contrast to the amount of studying that increased.

People around me also began to treat me less praise. My classmates quickly began to lose interest in my grades as a nuisance, while my teacher began to put more pressure on me to study harder. I basically began to lose the enjoyment of studying.

Besides, I didn't like studying at all in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429744
So when I read the warning label on the model gun that read "Please do not shoot at people," I immediately wanted to start shooting at people. Why did I do something that people shouldn't do? That itself explained how primitive and childish I was at the time.

It was sort of a reactionory antipathy towards my parents who constantly bickered me to go to secondary school even when I have lost all interest in studying. If I hated it, all I had to do was say it straight to my parents that I hated studying. ...But as a little twerp that I am, I had no guts to go up against my parents.

I opened the door to my internal brutality by objecting my anger through shooting at kids younger than me.

Oh, what a thrill it was. The sweet sensation of what deep shit I'm doing with my own hands. Of course, I had nothing against the victims that I shot at. If there was no one around, that set the ground for my next victim.

I had no intention of hurting them. I felt joy at just hitting a person one or two rounds from far away. But there was this one girl who didn't realize anything even when I shot at her. It was probably because the pellet was striking where she had more clothes on or something. ...I began to get pissed so I started shooting her with more and more bullets until she realized she was getting shot at. It immediately escalated into peltering her with multiple rounds of pellets.

'I did an extremely good thing by studying really hard. So, I can also do a very bad thing on the same level to cancel that out. That creates an equilibrium balance.' That was the type of unbelievably self-centered mindset that went through me to justify my stupid action.

'I've been through all this shit and kept it all inside me. What I'm doing is my given right. So, a person who has no shit going through their lives like me are allowed to get shot and injured.'

...How selfish, conceited, and childish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429745
Fuck, all this anger is starting to weld up inside me towards myself as I say this from my mouth. If I was there at that time now, I would immediately jump and kick my own ass with enough strength to break several molars out of my mouth.

The incident became known escalated into what was known as a serial child assualt case. I had this ugly smirk as I listened to the principal warning the students about these incidents in his morning address.

In the pamphlet handed out by the PTA, it outlined that students should keep a sharp eye on their school routes. As time progressed, adults began to volunteer to do a neighborhood watch during after school and students were to walk home together in groups.

As the shit I was doing began to balloon into something larger, I began to remember the similar catharsis that I felt when my grades began to climb. You can say I was hooked in this 'game.' I didn't even for once think I was gonna get caught, nor did I have the intention of quitting it at a certain point either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429746
One fateful day.

...I saw this little girl alone in a narrow and dark street all by herself. A very little kid. ...Was she going to her friend's house, or was she going to the store to help on her chores? I didn't give a damn.

'It's all plastered everywhere in the school that kids shouldn't be outside by themselves. How careless of her, and she deserves it - it's all her fault.'

With the same selfish quibbling...I assaulted her.

She realized that she was being attacked as I shot several rounds into her back. It's obvious that a person would turn around and see if one was being attacked from the behind.

I was used to showering my victims with pellets so I continued to fire rounds at her even as she turned her head towards me.

A normal kid would run away screaming "ouch ouch!"

But her reaction was a first for me....

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429747
She was screaming at the top of her lungs, rolling on the ground back and forth as she covered one of her eyes...

That was when it hit me.

It struck her in the eye.

Until that exact moment, I did not for once think what would happen if these BB pellets strikes a person into their eyes. It easily penetrates a thick cardboard box...

In any case, the way she was hurting was not what I had expected. It was right then and there I finally realized that what I have been doing a horrific thing.

The little girl saw me, so I couldn't take her to the hospital as that would jeopardize me. I couldn't do anything....so I left the crying girl all by herself and ran away from the scene.

'Was the girl okay, I hope she didn't go blind...'

I didn't have the appetite to eat dinner as all these thoughts went through my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429749
At home, I took a household medical book from the bookcase and read through how the eye functions. I read it to try to ease myself to what extent an injury to the eye will not cause permanent blindness. It was a vain act obviously as even if the little girl did not lose her sight, it was still a very brutal assault.

...That night, I couldn't sleep as I broke a high fever. The first one to hand down my punishment was not my parents, the school, or the police. ...It was my own body.

Early next morning....I woke my parents who were still in bed and confessed everything. My parents were at first in shock in disbelief, but once they placed the pieces together of my sudden interest in model guns and rebellious attitude, they realized the matter immediately.

My mom began to cry and my dad beat the shit out of me.

We didn't wait for dawn to break. I went with my parents to the nearest police station...and turned myself in."

[Anonymous No.]

Which one has the smelliest farts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429767
Ange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429717
>EP2
>better than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429742
>>10429744
>>10429745
>>10429746
>>10429747
>>10429749
>>10429752

24 hours in mspaint

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429817
Thank you!

Truly the best character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10429777
Why do I find Ange's huge ass cheeks and pubic hair so fucking hot?

I'd love to humiliate her in public.

[Anonymous No.]

Battler

[Anonymous No.]

Siesta 410
She is my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430084
>sample
>anime
Fuck you.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

Rika.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Obviously the best character

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430057
I love that shit eating grin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430121
I'd like to know how the real Erika was.

She wasn't a huge bitch... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430057
Firing, nyeh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430135
>She wasn't a huge bitch... right?
But that was the best part of her

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>10430135
Who knows; all we ever see is the character that Battler invented. The real girl doesn't even get a description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430148
Well she's probably physically similar, considering her body did float to the island at least

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

Eba-obasan

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430148
People used Erika as a detective in their stories after hearing about her disappearance. Tohya (no, I don't believe he is actually Battler culprit faking a new personality) did the same, but that's only true for piece Erika.

Meta-Erika wasn't invented by anyone, she just... appeared in the metaworld. Ok, true, she was a bitch on the gameboard, but her infamous troll personality is mostly a metaworld thing.

Regardless of that, you are right. We don't know anything about the real Erika. She was probably kind of bitchy, though.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>10430155
No. Her body was lost at sea and never found.

[Anonymous No.]

Siesta 410 is my waifu!
I love her! She is mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430217
fuk of 2 /a/ m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430148
>>10430155
>>10430177
Erika is, to me, one of the most interesting characters in Umineko.

Just imagine the situation: you die/disappear/fake your death under strange circumstances. People write/imagine what could have happened to you. Some cruel witches toy with these stories in a world of materialized thoughts. You end up becoming their piece and are forced to fight against some red haired crybaby just because some people theorize that you COULD have survived and floated to the island.

Isn't that cool? You'd live forever even if there wasn't an afterlife.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>10430223
I wouldn't call being included as a character in a pastiche to be living forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430155
>>10430195
No one knows what happened. Maybe her corpse blew up with the island, maybe she got to spend two days with the Ushiromiya family, maybe she just disappeared in the sea and was never found...

Nothing is canon. I personally like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430236
She had the opportunity to defeat Battler and become territory lord. Endless mysteries to solve. Endless tales with Erika as the main character.

How is that a crappy afterlife?

Btw, the metaworld is real. I interpret it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430217
Does she shit little balls?

Also, 410 >>> 45 > 556 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 00

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>10430240
I think the meatworld is simply amnesiac Battler's attempt to conceptualize what went on on the island as he tries to regain his lost memories.

The alternative; that all the chuuni crap Maria invented about bunny doll snipers and Heaven having divisions whose duty is to enforce rules invented by 20th century mystery novel reviewers being real seems really stupid to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430257
Amnesiac Battler regained his memories around the time he wrote the forgery used as a gameboard in EP5, though. He remembers everything by that point, he just doesn't feel like those are his memories because he has already developed a different personality (Hachijo Tohya).

At least that's what he said. I believe him.

You are not getting my point. The bunny dolls snipers, the whole Heaven bullshit, everything was just a clusterfuck of materialized ideas, rules and thoughts related to Rokkenjima.

It's not like Dlanor and the rest are "real". It's not like Heaven is actually like that. This is just the metaworld of Rokkenjima. It doesn't need to make sense as a whole, its rules and inhabitants can change greatly outside of Beatrice's territory.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>10430293
What makes you think that these ideas had somehow materialized?

[Anonymous No.]

Takano and shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430148

>all we ever see is the character that Battler invented

What are you talking about?

Erika in both fantasy and reality worlds EXIST, there is no such thing as amnesiac Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10431433

I mean there is but not he doesn't have visions of fantasy and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10431433

I mean there is an amnesiac Battler but he doesn't have visions of fantasy and shit.

And the metaworld/fantasy exists in the WtC universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10430253
410 > 00 >45 >>>>>>>>>> 556

[Anonymous No.]

Shion, followed by Jessica.

[Anonymous No.]

Mr. Delicious is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>10431623

[Anonymous No.]

Rika is the best. Rena and Hanyuu are pretty cool too. And I didn't really bother with Umineko, but I liked Bern.

[Anonymous No.]

Ange

[gigs boss !A7GLsxo4c. No.]

This one was the most beautiful and the one I enjoyed the most. Runner uo would be Satoko.

[Anonymous No.]

Jessitrice

[Anonymous No.]

I like the stakes. Not exactly sure which one of them I like the most though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10440538

Watch out for Leviathan.

[Anonymous No.]

Lucifer

[Anonymous No.]

beato

[Anonymous No.]

Virgilia

[Anonymous No.]

>>10439577
Dykebro

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the Erika thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10444840

>>10442210

[Anonymous No.]

rika