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10424234 No.10424234[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have you accomplished anything yatta worthy today?

>> No.10424242

>>10424234
I'm having a good day. That's pretty much what makes me shout yatta spontaneously and blogshit myself.

>> No.10424241 [DELETED] 

i fuckd ur mom

>> No.10424257

>I did my laundries

>> No.10424266

i wet my bed

>> No.10424282

I impressed my kouhai in Japanese class today and made her giggle

>> No.10424286

I'll yatta once I'm done with my exam, regardless of how shitty I do.

>> No.10424300

>>10424234
C-C-C-C-CUTE !!!

>> No.10424305

I went poo then wiped and saw how clean the tissue was. There was no blood either.

>> No.10424306 [DELETED] 

>>10424300
lol :p simply EPIC stutter /a/-friend.

>> No.10424308

I had a hard time sleeping last night because of my stomach. I spent about an hour going back and forth between my room and the toilet. My stomach was blazing hot and really painful. The first time, I sat on the toilet and manage to squeeze out a few liquid explosions and my anus burned like a thousand suns. Naturally I was shedding tears because of the pain. The burning was intense and when I returned to my room and attempted to fall asleep again, I wasn't sure if I was shitting myself or holding it in as I didn't feel I had control over my anus. I got paranoid and went to the bathroom a few times to make sure I hadn't shat myself.

A few minutes later the stomach pain would become unbearable again and I had to return to the toilet and try to squeeze some shit out. The burning returned to its full glory as soon as I squeezed a drop out, and after spending half an hour pushing the shit out and cleaning up after my mess, I returned to my room and tried to sleep again. The pain would become unbearable and I would be forced to return to the toilet several times before the pain in my stomach finally resided enough to allow me to fall asleep.

I woke up very early in the morning because of my stomach pain and had to repeatedly visit the toilet again. I noticed that my shit went from liquid to more poop-looking firm forms, the burning sensation in my anus was still there though. After a few hours my stomach pain halted and I was very glad that it finally was over. This was my yatta-moment of the day.

I think it happened because of all those chilis I ate last night. It happened about a month ago too, but I can't remember what that was. I do however remember distinctly that I thought I was driving a gokart when I was shitting as I was really tired then.

>> No.10424311

>>10424306
It was not stutter you twat!

>> No.10424319

I managed to cum twice within a minute.

>> No.10424327

>>10424319
That is not possible anon, you can't cum twice within a minute, unless you are a girl and are having one of those so called multiple orgasms, are you a girl?

>> No.10424337

>>10424327
I actually managed the same but only once and it included a combination of jerking off and having things up my butt.

>> No.10424342

>>10424337
Can you teach me such pleasure?

>> No.10424345 [DELETED] 

I was watching an /v/ stream about 5 years ago before I became to otaku. There was a lame nerd weeb on the mic playing Mario 64 and after loading a savestate multiple times to do some jump, he finally did it.

When he did, he said "Yatta!". My heart was hurt. My brain was on fire. That was the day I gave up my humanity. That weeby dork voice devoid of enthusiasm will haunt me until I die.

>> No.10424346

>>10424337
Was it much better than an average orgasm?

>> No.10424353

>>10424327
It's definitely possible.

>> No.10424352

I ate two entire chickens. I feel really strong now.

>> No.10424354

>>10424346
Yes it was actually much better. I think I ahegao'd, too.

>>10424342
I was massaging my prostate but eventually got bored so I started using my hands so I would just stop before cumming and try to finish it with the prostate. So I ended up doing that (and not cumming too much) but I was still hard for some reason so I kept going really furiously and came like hell shortly after that. It was really good and very exhausting.

>> No.10424356 [DELETED] 

>>10424308
O.O

>> No.10424360

>>10424354
I'll try that, thanks.

>> No.10424372

>>10424234
is that ZUN!bar?

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