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Who's your Mahmmy?

>> No.10415556
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Who's your SANNY.

>> No.10415560
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mama ran is my mommy

>> No.10415582

i wanna get tf'd into a futa loli and sleep in the tails.

actually having a vagina would be terrifying, imagine being able to fit 8 inches of something in you. it'd be like walking with a hole in you. in fact that's what it is. shit no.

>> No.10415591

You are full of holes right now.

>> No.10415592

Everyone has a hole in them.

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>> No.10415606

someday you are going to bear my fruit, anon.

>> No.10415619

a... anon you're scaring me! I don't wanna bear things!

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I don't think it would be too hard...

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>able to fit 8 inches

>> No.10415776

Like an anus?

>> No.10415788


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Kanako is my mommy!
She is pretty!

>> No.10415885

yea right

>> No.10415903 [DELETED] 

My birth mother passed away, so I am her foster.

Unless you're doubting she's pretty then I'm going to have to lift your lids and scrape your eyeballs out with a rusted scalpel.

>> No.10415916

Please do not make joke of your mommy dieing.

>> No.10415918

so that' why you got mama issues. poor thing..

>> No.10415939 [DELETED] 

I didn't though, my birth mother passed away in late 2010 from an aneurysm.

>> No.10415948


Last time I checked mothers have nothing to do with Japan or Otaku get this shit off the board

No it's no relevant just because you think x touhou is a mother figure

>> No.10415952

d00d amznig blog u hav!!!!!!!!!!!!(^_^)/

>> No.10415955

I want to run away and have a cute Touhou adopt me and be my mommy.
Then I could take it easy and pretend she was my birth mother.

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I want to do this with Satori-sama and become her pet.

>> No.10415967

Shouldn't you be the pet first?
It'd seem odd to do it as a stranger...

>> No.10415974

What would your Touhou mommy call you when she wakes you up in the morning? Is she warm when you hug her? What does her laugh sound like?

>> No.10415976 [DELETED] 

Not really, I was asked/doubted, so I simply provided proof.

btw u forgot ur sage lol

>> No.10415981 [DELETED] 

She'd call me Takkun~. ... with the tilde.
And she'd have one of those nice laughs that mothers do where they have there mouth closed, and it's like an "uh-hu-hu" but with the mouth closed, yeah like that.

She is very warm and soft, i might go back to sleep in her arms!

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Would Satori let me relieve myself using her body when my mating period rolls around?

>> No.10415984

Would your mommy scold you if she saw that you were feeling funny in your pants?

>> No.10415988 [DELETED] 

She'd only scold me if I didn't let her take care of it ;)

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No lewd things allowed with your master anon. Platonic love only.

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Platonic love is a fragile, evanescent thing. It is strenghtened with physical bonds.

Come on, you'd love to lay your head on her lap. Why not go even further?

>> No.10416006

What do you mean exactly? Be her pet right from birth?

>> No.10416009

Does mommy work a lot or can she play with you every day?

>> No.10416013

Stop fooling yourself, sex with someone you platonically love, like a master, is just the egoistic satisfaction of your disgusting urges

>> No.10416023

Why do you need to go further? Your head on mommy's lap makes you feel warm, fuzzy and happy.

Why feel sweaty, yucky and slightly happier?

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Because I don't sexually or romantically desire Satori, and I wouldn't desire a potential mother figure in that fashion anyway (in b4 get out). It's probably too hard to explain to /jp/ given all the mazacon and mother fucking threads we have. Please don't mind me.

>> No.10416034

There's nothing wrong with putting your head in a lap that other pets have used (because it is the best spot in the house) but some people might have second thoughts about sharing a vajayjay. It's really not the same.

>> No.10416041

Just the order you said them in makes it seem like you'd do the pet-related stuff before becoming her pet.
Saying them in the reverse order would make more sense.

I shouldn't be making a big deal out of this, it was just an offhand comment.
You have good taste in touhou, really!

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I'm with you anon, in my opinion there is nothing purer than the absolute love between a petowner and her pet

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It just seems right to me, especially since I already love a certain Touhou romantically.

Also that's a silly looking Okuu.

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Would you let Satori pry your mind regularly? It's not nice to keep such interesting stories from your mother.

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Of course. I'd want to be completely honest with Satori if she were my mother/master, and I wouldn't have much to fear from it. It just seems like that would make us even closer.

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Sure. I'd never be able to think of her as my mother, though. That implies she's superior to me in some way. Which she isn't. I could view her as my equal, but never anything more.

>> No.10416102

Apparently you view her as a cumdumpster.

>> No.10416103

Sister perhaps?
Though this is a mazacon thread, mind you.

>> No.10416107

That story was so sweet.

>> No.10416110

It is?

>> No.10416118

She is superior to you.
It's safe to say that anyone in gensokyo is superior to a average human

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I wish I could take baths with my mommy again.

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She could be my Master in title or position. I would still require she view me as her equal, or else I'd call off my end of the deal. I.E.: I could do the chores, cook, make her bed and all that, but I'd expect her to treat me as her intelligent equal.

And if I develop a romantic interest in her, I wouldn't accept her turning me down because I am "her pet" or "her servant". Other reasons, sure, but not that one. That would mean submission. I will not submit.

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i wish i was one of satori's pets. we would play, have fun and love eachother

>> No.10416136

You make it sound like anyone opening a portal would become a slave for lewd things...
What if the faceless males are actually /jp/sies?

>> No.10416142

>Platonic love is a fragile, evanescent thing.
In people who can't control their primitive behaviors like you maybe.

>> No.10416145

>I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me. After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

>Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

>Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

>New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

>After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>> No.10416152

Slave for lewd things?
No, just a inferior being, whose life is worth anything.
Nobody in gensokyo is lewd and all the faceless man are actuall native gensokyo humans who are also superior to you due to being able to maigcal potential

>> No.10416153

I feel like I've read this before but I don't remember.

>> No.10416155

>What are humans?
Why do you think marriages where sex ceases to exist after wedding/first child are so likely to break apart?
Physical affection is important for nearly all mammals, which humans, also, are. We're animals with all the quirks of animals, and being slightly more intelligent than most doesn't free us of them. Basic psychology, man.

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Satori doesn't mind if you accidentally call her mommy. In fact, she may like it!

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I have a similar fantazy that was mentioned here before.
That I am a pet in the old city, get found by Satori and she gifts me to Koishi as her pet and then I live a loving and nice life with Okuu,Koishi,Orin and Satori with no lewdness ever involved

This kind of love is just too good to dirty it with egoistic urges

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So /jp/ is SUB?

NO wonder why you're all depressed and grumpy all the time. You just need a loving owner who will take care of you.

>> No.10416175

No, but we humans always brag with our conscious and how we are better than animals thanks to it.

Why can't you use it to surpress the urges of your body and become a better being?You have the freedom to do so

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Because defying one's nature never ends well. Look at Koishi.

>> No.10416181

>Why do you think marriages where sex ceases to exist after wedding/first child are so likely to break apart?

Physical affection isn't limited to just your dick anon.

>> No.10416183

I want to wear Koishi's hat.

>> No.10416185

It ended well for her though.
She's happier and better person now.
And don't you start with nature, it's also unnatural for us to dominate the world like this.

If we wanted to be natural we'd have to live in caves again

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>> No.10416190

>She's happier and better person now.
She's not happier. Her new self doesn't even know or care what happiness is. She's less of a person, period.

>> No.10416192

>it's also unnatural for us to dominate the world like this
wait wut
>a better-adapted, more intelligent, superior species
>not natural for them to dominate the environment
did you fail biology 101?

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>> No.10416199

Sometimes being less of what you call a person is better than being a unhappy person

Typical human, just deciding what is natural and what is not whenever it is in his favour

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>just deciding what is natural and what is not whenever it is in his favour
4/10 Had me going for about 6 seconds.

>> No.10416228

Hey guess what, you did nothing to contribute to the so called superioty of the human race.
You are pretty much just another useless being who is just leeching off of the advancements of the few special humans

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And yet I still fucked you're mom.

>> No.10416241

Why would you feel superior for being born human then?
That's like being proud of rolling a 6 two times in a row with a dice

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I have a fantasy where I live in rural japan. I'm a loli doll and I have a master, who is a futa.

During the day we cook, walk in the forest or listen to soft music. She likes to make me cute dresses and I spend the evenings sitting on her lap reading books.

During the night however, my master can't help but to get horny. She is very troubled by this but I always help her relieve herself. After I service her penis, I thank her for being so kind to me and then we cuddle and go to sleep together.

>> No.10416254

Because humans are superior to everything else. He never implied that there are noone smarter than him.

>> No.10416266

Maybe the human race as a whole is superior due to some special humans, but not every single human

>> No.10416277

I'm pretty sure being aware of your own existence makes you superior to chimps and ants. Considering anyone in the human race as being above another in any major way is fucking stupid though, as a species we're at a very base level of intelligence.

>> No.10416289

>I'm pretty sure being aware of your own existence makes you superior to chimps and ants

How so?
I think this ability is vastly overrated if you don't put it to use.
And barely any humans really put it into use

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This thread needs less arguing about something unrelated and more motherly Satori. In my opinion.

>> No.10416312

Define "putting it to use". Everyone who has ever "furthered" mankind out of huddling round campfires has just been hastening their own death, and the death of everything they love and hold dear. Sure, our quality of life now is great because of what they did, but we'll all be dead within a few generations anyway.

>> No.10416324

I define it by using it to improve yourself, to ask yourself "how can I be a better person and how can I better myself?"

>> No.10416332

What's a "better person"? Anything not related to the pursuit of happiness is futile.

>> No.10416345

That's up to you how you define a better person, that's part of being aware of your own existance after all

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I prefer lover-ly Satori.

>> No.10416424

Maternal instinct is such a turn on. It's a shame that few women show it anymore.

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I think the best way to appreciate Satori's maternal instincts would be to impregnate her then raise our children together. Who's with me?

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When you go to bed, do you like to imagine you're being huddled and coddled by your Touhou mommy?

>> No.10416762

I like to think of my boyfriend holding me when I go to sleep.

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this babe.

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I want to be Patchy's miniboy pet.

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mommy's ass!

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>> No.10417218

I want to see Seiga get a kid and try very, very hard to be a good mother, to get rid of her slutty habits, do her best to become a decent person all for the sake of the child and fail miserably, finally getting raped by a dozen men and enjoying it while the kid watches.

>> No.10417282

That sounds horrible.
It would be a lot better if she eventually snaps and targets her repressed sexual urges toward her child.

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not cool

not cool at all

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Seiga better be careful or Auntie Yoshika is going to steal her son away.

>> No.10417376

I think Reimu would make a good mommy.

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>> No.10417387

She's gonna have to sooner or later, being human and having the obligation to keep the bloodline going.

I wonder how it makes Reimu fans feel. Knowing their waifu will eventually have to get knocked up by some random dude from down in the human village.

>> No.10417392

What kind of child will mommy raise you as, a boy or a girl?

>> No.10417431

As if Reimu had any fans. She's plain as hell.

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I bet Ran is the warmest and softest to cuddle!

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This is the Bestest mommy!

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She won't. She'll die soon after giving birth to you.

>> No.10417511

At least my dad will sound like Liam Neeson!

>> No.10417528

Then hell die like a Chump two decades later.

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Would you fuck your own mother?

>> No.10417794

wurst thread on jp

>> No.10417805 [DELETED] 

What's SUB mean

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>> No.10417854 [DELETED] 

is it wrong to want a tall beautiful woman to coddle and take care of me

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I always disregarded that Freudian bullshit about everyone wanting to fuck their mothers but I swear that black haired lady on that American Pickers show looks like a more buxom version of my mom and I find her way more attractive than most 3d, and I despise tattoos.

Kind of worries me.

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That's because she only LOOKS LIKE your mom.

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>> No.10417972

I must be the only one on /jp/ who prefers new, younger mothers.

>> No.10417977

Zero appeal

>> No.10417985

says you

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How young are we talking about?

>> No.10418057

Mid to late 20s.

>> No.10418064

I prefer them to be around Reimu's age as well. Nitori would make a good mommy too~

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Okuu is my favorite young mother figure. She looks like she could be around that age in most of her pictures.

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Touhou moms should have wide hips

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The best. Can't go wrong with corvid families.

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what the hell is that.

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>tits on tuhus
Simply awful.

>> No.10418393

didn't last long, finnscum

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logs like its dime to go :DD

but we'll be bag again one day :DDDD

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you just got GOTH BLOCKED !

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Touhou moms should be cute and friendly, and smart too~

>> No.10418434

Uh, Kanako

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Nitori doesn't really strike me as a motherly character. She is still my favorite 2hu. I don't understand the recent mazacon trend on /jp/, especially in association with Kanako.

>> No.10418453

She probably works better as christmas cake because she's shy and anal fisting.

>> No.10418456

Clone children are worst children.

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>> No.10418476


You sure love to mention that up at every possible opportunity. Does it really bother you that much?

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Shinki-mama is best mama.

>> No.10418484

Not him, but it's really off putting

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No mama, but I am a papa.
Best daughter.

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What do you think /jp/? I'm not used to seeing her in this context...

>> No.10419202

Christ no, delete your post.

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>> No.10419213

I like it.

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She bleeding in the dishes and feeling NTR'd every time you talk to a woman? Sounds cool, sign me in.

>> No.10419233


I wish I could live in Hell with Parsee

Would be a lot better than the current Hell I live in

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Sex with mommy

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Byakuren would be my mom. Then I'd leave the shrine, throw away my vows and Ran would be my wife and she'd mother me too.

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Good, Byakuren is lame anyway.

>> No.10419288

Jesus, it's fine if you guys like Mazacon that much but could you stop ridiculing the mature Touhous so much? Sometimes is so sad it hurts.
Specially Ran and Kanako.

>> No.10419286

Those are some fighting words bitch

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I don't dislike Byakuren at all, I just don't think I'd be very good at upholding any kind of religious principle.


They're two of my favorite touhous. I think the mature touhous are amazing.

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> I think the mature touhous are amazing.

I concur

>> No.10419470

What is that gaping hole in her stomach?

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>> No.10419494

That's a vagina you silly virgin.

>> No.10419501

im very sorry fuckmaster I didn't know :(

>> No.10419506 [DELETED] 
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While I'm a mazacon, I mainly like my favorite Touhou out of courtly love.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_love

Any else feel that way?

>> No.10420140

I'm not sure I understand courtly love, anon. I feel romantic love towards my favorite Touhou.
She's not the ideal mother, though, but I'd love to be raised by her.

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Holy moly.

>> No.10420377

>I just don't think I'd be very good at upholding any kind of religious principle.
I know this is /jp/, but not very social are we.

>> No.10420666

belly button

>> No.10420694 [DELETED] 

By courtly love I mean, I'd rather serve as a servant and fight as a knight for her, as if she is my queen, while still loving her to death.

As opposite to your standard husband/wife kind of deal.

>> No.10421021


So you wanna be friendzoned?

>> No.10421054

Ultimate beta.

>> No.10421311

that turns me on. Even better if she tries to wrap it up as "the talk". And despite doing it she feels shame, but can't stop the lust.

>> No.10421399
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When's the last time mother gave you a hug?

>> No.10421416

i dont want to blog about my shitty relations with my family here
i am in a thread like this one because i would love it if a woman threated me like a son

>> No.10421423

my mom is obese and when she wakes up you can see her obese nipples through her shirt

she also pees with the door open and i always tell her to close it because it sounds disgusting as HELL. her and my sister also talk about their periods.

i hate her

>> No.10421471

Over a year ago, it was gross
I don't like hugging her because she's scrawny and I don't want to feel her tits pressed against me.

Then again I'm not a big fan of hugging anyone period.

>> No.10421580

just now bitch.
It was wonderful.
I feel loved and she looks like Kanako.
I'm leaving. I don't belong here.

>> No.10421805


A few weeks ago I think

>> No.10421851
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Best Motheru.

>> No.10421859

I don't know how to describe my fantasy to /jp/, but I'll try my best.

I want a younger Touhou, like Reimu to be my mommy. I want her to wake me up gently in the morning, to feel her warm hand gently shaking my shoulder and her sweet voice calling me something like "honey" or "dear".

I'd like to sit at the table expectantly, watching her hands as she prepares breakfast, seeing her smile of satisfaction as she places warm plates of food in front of us.

I want to sit across from her as we eat, her telling me what she would be doing, telling me not to worry, telling me how to eat so that I don't get food on my pajamas.

I want her comforting embrace, a kiss on the cheek--I want her to say "Mommy will be home soon~".

I want someone to help me get dressed. Someone to comment on how tall and handsome I'm getting, while I blush and say "stop it, mom."

I'd like someone to be there when I want to cry, someone to hold me and whisper soothing words. Someone to help me brush my teeth and comb my hair. I want someone lovely, like a Touhou!

>> No.10421920

it will never happen to anyone in this thread ;_;

>> No.10421943

20-30 years until Virtual Reality makes hardcore escapism possible. Just you wait, /jp/. We'll all have awesome Touhou moms.

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I'll just kill myself by then.

>> No.10421954

Technology is evil.

>> No.10421960

They said that 20-30 years ago
And by that time we'll all be either dead or around 50 and won't even remember touhou

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My own virtual reality is made of all you and your moms and me NTRing you all with them.

Like in this doujinshi http://exhentai.org/g/556839/601da4a88a/

>> No.10422095

>won't even remember touhou
Get a load of THIS Hornses Ass!

>> No.10422104

he is talking about alzaimer

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>> No.10422192


Meet me in 30 years and we'll see if you can still CC on hard and recite the touhou wiki, grandpa

>> No.10422205 [DELETED] 

why did she poo on my rice?

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Do you know how disrespectful that is to your mother, calling her cooking shit?

>> No.10422254

Thanks, mom.

>> No.10422290

What is this from? I can't find it with any reverse image searching.

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>> No.10422310

Huh. Thanks.

>> No.10422727

Do you think mazacon is linked to a giantess fetish?

>> No.10422758

Only to mommy issues and incontinence problems.

>> No.10423593

You, I like you.

>> No.10423625

>Would you let Satori pry your mind regularly?
It's not like you have a choice about it.

>> No.10423629

Fuck you, your touhou is shiat!

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one could say that she is already a mother no?

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This is a terrible thread. Why would you post Satori in this thread.

>> No.10423704 [DELETED] 

Yes but it'd be easier if you didn't fight it.

>> No.10423707

It makes it sound like rape when you put it like that.

>> No.10423708


Hardcore escapism is already possible for free with meditation, fasting, thought exercises, sensory deprivation, and white noise.

Further cheap ways of losing touch with reality already exist in chemical form.

VR beating either of these is going to need to be at highly advanced levels of sophistication on a level accessible to the scientific-layperson (a whithered technology), so you may want to add another 20 years to your predictions. Like all tech, it's going to be prohibitively expensive until it's cheapened and diluted.

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wow.. hot post dude ..

>> No.10427911 [DELETED] 

Your mom.

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Why is it that nine times out of ten artists believe Touhous use parthenogenesis? To show it's her kid? To keep the father's identity vague? Unoriginality?

Then again, most Touhous that have this happening to them are youkai, and those are nigh-immortal spiritual beings that randomly pop into existence instead of being properly born. For that reason their reproductive system might be ten shades of fucked up, if they even have one.

Resident half-youkai Kourin had to come from somewhere though.

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>Why is it that nine times out of ten artists believe Touhous use parthenogenesis? To show it's her kid? To keep the father's identity vague? Unoriginality?

Could be any one of those things. They also might just really like the way the character looks and want their child to look as close to them as possible. It doesn't really bother me much.

But Okuu's case is a little unique. She was "originally just a bird" as mentioned by ZUN, a hell raven without an anthropomorphic form or any power to speak of. So she very well may actually have been born from an egg and have (or had) bird parents.

>> No.10428813

get the fuck out hippie

>> No.10428848

That raises the question of whether animals-turned-youkai give birth to youkai, half-youkai animals or just regular old animals. Same goes for youkai who were once human.

This becomes a disturbing thought if you start to think what a tsukumogami like Kogasa would have as a kid.

>> No.10428857 [DELETED] 

I've actually always wondered this as well.

How exactly are animal youkai born, or how do they come into existence? I've always been confused about that and what exactly is considered a "youkai" in Gensokyo. Are all of the mythical creatures in Gensokyo (such as hell ravens) already considered youkai, but haven't necessarily matured enough to become anthropomorphic? Like, are all hell ravens youkai from birth, or just animals? Do they all simply have the capacity to become youkai and then anthropomorphic hell raven youkai like Okuu?

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>what a tsukumogami like Kogasa would have as a kid.

>> No.10428898

Most beast youkai are animals that got old and wise enough to become spiritual brings. Cats need ten years to become nekomata, foxes one hundred years to become two-tailed kitsune and spiders need three hundred years to become tsuchigumo.

I guess hell ravens are a native animal species to Hell and it's associated realms. They're bigger, live longer and have unique physical features compared to normal ravens and crows, going by the wiki. They're even listed under the 'animal' section instead of the 'youkai' section. So they're just mutated animals, and can become proper youkai through age or special circumstances then.

Despite this, normal hell ravens could fire danmaku in SA stage 6, which kind of blurs the line between animal and youkai.

>> No.10428906

Crows in MOF stage 4 can also shoot bullets.
I guess about everyone in Gensokyo can fire simple bullets with no pattern or spellcard

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>> No.10429180

Is she knocking at a window or is that meant to be a photo of her carrying shopping?

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Would Okuu lay an egg with a bird or a human-like baby inside, or just give birth to a bird or human-like baby? Does she give birth to it in human form or bird form?

>> No.10429867 [DELETED] 

She gives birth to a Tsar Bomba.

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I have that pic

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Jeez, that's more like 1,000 Tsar Bombas.

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>> No.10436352

So lord of change is born. kimoi

>> No.10436360

It came out from her http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca..
Also, it seems reproduction involves simultaneous anal and vaginal intercourse.

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>> No.10437144

If she's okay with seeing all the lewd and otherwise strange thoughts.

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>> No.10472164

why do you keep bumping this thread

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>> No.10480979

i don't know where all this ran is coming from, but i love it

>> No.10484616

I'm starting to hate my mom.
It only took her 2 or so months of being pregnant to turn into an hormonal, unstable mess. She often shifts from being all calm and chill to batshit angry and whiny in no time, which is really getting to me.
I'm the first to admit that I'm a lazy piece of shit, but even then, I honestly wouldn't mind doing things like chores for her and all that shit if she would remain nice about it. I don't even want to mention it to her, because I just know she'd start with ''B-but I'm PREGNANT!'' or something of the sort.
Fuck that shit.
Why did she have to get pregnant now.

>> No.10484954

Wear a condom next time?

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At least Mama Ran doesn't give me no shit.

>> No.10486046



fucking dumped I can't believe Ran would touch that Israeli trash

>> No.10486067

Name a better automatic compact sub machine gun

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>caring about the origin of a gun or its specs
>not just caring that its a gun that one shot can kill a man either way

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>kill a man in one shot
i dont think so m8

>> No.10486238

Real life isn't Goldeneye, man.

>> No.10490601

I've saw that picture a lot, anyone have a translation?

>> No.10490610

Just who the FUCK are you quoting, nerds?

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Very bad day ;_;

My mom went for a bike ride in the park. She asked if I wanted to come. Well, I don't have a bike anymore so guess what I did?

I got my old skateboard (lol) to tag along. In a way, it even seemed fun plus I probably do need exercise...

Anyway I needed time to get over leaving the house in such an elaborate way, it seemed embarrassing for people to see me like this. So I told mom to go ahead and I'd meet her

I went into the garden and practiced a little to see if I could still do it. I could! Yatta
Seemed easy.
But then...
I got ahead of myself...

I skated to the park ... on the way there were people everywhere ... staring at me ... a woman looked at me and her face was like "What are you doing? Holy shit you are a nerd" ... I got scared ... I tried to skateboard much faster to get to the park

I lost my balance.
I fell.
I fell right onto my face, in the middle of a road.
Cars were everywhere.
They all stared.
Everyone stared.

Needless to say, I ran home crying. When I got into my room, I was so disgustingly out of breath. I got big bruises on my knees and hands. And I had to call mom to say I was feeling too sick to come to the park...


All of this for nothing

Why does someone like me even exist.

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She might be a little cold, but I’m sure Letty would make a good Mother, she just needs something to love.

>> No.10498061

>She was "originally just a bird"

I recall a quote from the ending that said something to the effect that Satori's pets were youkai from the start.

And of course Okuu is not "just a bird" under any sense of the word now that's she's housing the great Yatagarasu inside her.

>> No.10498079 [DELETED] 

That quote was taken from her theme description. It's been awhile since I've seen all the SA endings but I guess that might answer the question that a couple of us had before regarding if hell ravens counted as both birds and animal youkai.

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>> No.10502005

Stop bumping this thread.