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10408317 No.10408317 [Reply] [Original]

My girlfriend cosplayed as Reimu for a local anime con.
After we got home, we had awesome sex.
She was still in her Reimu costume.
So, technically, I fucked your waifu / favourite 2hu / pure maiden.
How does it feel, /jp/?


Pic somewhat related.

>> No.10408329

pity reply

>> No.10408332

FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE ATTEMPTS TO MAKE AN INTERNET PERSONA BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR YOU AS YOURSELF TO BE WORTH CARING ABOUT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU COPY PASTE YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT STORIES ABOUT FUCKING SEA OTTERS OR WHATEVER FROM /LOUNGE/ NOBODY WILL CARE IF ONLY BECAUSE YOU WROTE IT AND THAT WILL JUST LEAD TO "HURR DURR TOKIKO SAGE" AND YOU LOVE IT BECAUSE IT GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO RESPOND AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT AND YOU KNOW PEOPLE KNOW AND YOU EVEN BLATANTLY SAY IT LIKE IN YOUR "TROLL GUIDE" AND "HOW TO RAID /JP/" POSTS ON 4-CH WELL GUESS WHAT YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND YOU'RE DOING THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR OF "TROLLING" AND I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU'RE WANKING YOUR TINY COCK TO THIS POST BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU I HOPE YOU LITERALLY DIE IN A FIRE YOU STUPID ATTENTION WHORING FAGGOT

>> No.10408336

This slut is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me, whore. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

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>> No.10408338

How about you fuck THIS
*whips out dick*

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