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Have you hugged your mommy recently, /jp/?

>> No.10402390

no

>> No.10402393

I went to smell my mom's panties once and when I looked inside there was yellow-ish crusty stuff. I almost threw up. This is nothing like my cartoons..

>> No.10402400

I'm much taller that my mother now and she's usually the clingy one.
Let me tell you something : It's embarrassing as fuck.

>> No.10402402

>>10402393
It's mucus, it gets in my panties as well. Shit sux.

>> No.10402408

>>10402402
btw this thread is shit.

>> No.10402409

>>10402402
Wanna go out with me?

>> No.10402438

She kicked me out ttwo years ago, why should I hug her

>> No.10402471

>>10402438
Stop being so worthless and maybe you wouldn't get kicked out of places.

>> No.10402483

>>10402471
where do you think we are?

>> No.10402494

>>10402483
truNEETism is a choice. Worthless failures who were forced to be isolated should just kill themselves.

>> No.10402513

>>10402494
When did the definition of "truNEET" change to lazy neurotypical?

>> No.10402553

>>10402513
A lazy neurotypical is exactly the kind of person who fails at life and thus is forced to be lonely. A truNEET chooses isolation because it is the way to enlightenment and does not desire the company of others.

>> No.10402600

my mom developed schizophrenia when I was a kid so I don't really feel like visiting her, she doesn't talk at all

>> No.10402627
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#official mazacon thread

>> No.10402637

>>10402627
Impregnating your own mother just means competition down the line. Its best not to do it.

>> No.10402645

>>10402553
Isn't that just social retardation... Up yours.

>> No.10402646

>>10402637
Are you afraid she will lust for little baby cock?

>> No.10402650
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>>10402645
Shut up failure, don't talk back to your enlightened truNEET superiors.

>> No.10402655
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10402655

Tryhards aren't truNEETs.

>> No.10402669

>>10402650
No, I'm normalfaggoot. Now bow to your masthurrr... Suckle my tits for cash and nail me to the fucking cross.

>> No.10402673

My mom spent the better part of last night stumbling around breaking things being drunk as hell.

Next time one of you guys can come over and fuck her with your NEET seed. truNEETs only apply.

>> No.10402682

>>10402673
No thanks dude, I'm not into real moms.

>> No.10402700

>>10402673
>letting ur mom whore out
I got no rehspehk for you

>> No.10402699

>>10402682
Faggot.

>> No.10403447
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10403447

Your mom birthed you out of her vagina, that must have hurt! Have you ever thanked her for enduring this for you, /jp/?

>> No.10403455

>>10403447
I wish I wasn't born.

>> No.10403473

>>10403447
Woah thats like the end scene of revenge of the sith, does she died

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