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Today my chrome's settings got reset for some reason and it don't want to change its language to glorious Japanese again.

This is a NEET thread to make it /jp/ related.

>> No.10387371

Had to shovel snow today.

My arms hurt.

>> No.10387389

>chrome

Here's your problem.


I'm going to disassemble my old graphics card later and stick it in the oven with hopes of fixing it. Wish me luck.

>> No.10387387

i jacked off today and found out i had a detachable penis

>> No.10387393

I just filed my appeal for autism bux, wish me luck.

>> No.10387402

>>10387389

If you told anyone who hasn't heard about this before that you were doing this, they'd call you a fucking retard.

By the way I wished you luck.

>> No.10387406

Non-free software alert!

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I just scratched my anus and now my finger smells like poo.

Here's a chink cartoon girl to make it otaku culture.

>> No.10387409

Mail didn't come and I have something I ordered online not being delivered till tomorrow. Fuck Martin Luther King day, the postal service seriously needs to stop because of it? Looks like I'll be waiting a little more. In other news I'll make myself a bowl of rice and teriyaki/soy sauce like usual for dinner.

>> No.10387417

>>10387371
Wet snow and/or large snow falls are the fucking worst.

Especially if your house is on a corner which makes you have to shovel even more.

>> No.10387416

oh jesus christ
i've got no fuckin job man

>> No.10387419

>>10387408
Why is she vibrating?

>> No.10387421
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>>10387408

T-thanks Ika.

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>>10387409
>Mail didn't come and I have something I ordered online not being delivered till tomorrow.
i've got 7 games, 2 onaholes and 1 figure in the mail
also i didnt go to work or school today and i wont go tomorrow or the next day or the day after

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>>10387419
because she is in the silent mode

>> No.10387446

>>10387443
KERO KERO KERO

>> No.10387453

>>10387446
kero kero suruna

>> No.10387457

>>10387436
Are you implying you have a job and/or are still in school? This is the NEET thread mind you.

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>>10387365
>chrome

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>>10387457
no, i meant i wont go to school or work, because i am a NEET

>> No.10387464

>>10387458
Please stop posting that stupid catgirl.

>> No.10387465

>>10387443
Pleaseeee

>> No.10387468
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>>10387365
>chrome

>> No.10387472

>>10387365
>>>/gaia/
>>>/shrinemaiden/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>> No.10387474

>>10387463
Then why say that you're not going to work or school anytime soon when it is a given in a NEET thread?

>> No.10387475
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>>10387464
HONK HONK

>> No.10387476

>>10387472
who are you quoting?

>> No.10387481

>>10387458
>>10387468
i bet u guys dont even use adblock lol

>> No.10387482

>>10387472
Please don't misuse the board redirection feature.

>> No.10387483

>>10387463
>>10387436
What's with all the Youtubeposting lately?

>> No.10387484

>>10387464
>>10387475
that's not chen you fucking retards

>> No.10387486

>>10387475
Remove honk from premises. You are the honk idiot, you are the honk smell.

>> No.10387487

>>10387483
What's youtubeposting?

>> No.10387489

>>10387487
A post that looks like a Youtube comment, naturally.

>> No.10387491

>>10387474
>when it is a given in a NEET thread
because it's not

>> No.10387497

>>10387491
But that's what NEETs do.

>> No.10387506

>>10387497
80% of people who post in these threads are not NEETs

>> No.10387510

>>10387506
They are NEET in spirit, which is what counts.

>> No.10387512

>>10387506
Do you really think someone would post in a NEET thread when they aren't a NEET?

>> No.10387513

>>10387510
no it's not

>> No.10387518

I fapped for the first time in a week I think, I can't even remember.
It was less than enjoyable compared to previous ones, I mean it felt good while I was doing it I guess but I kept thinking about other things completely unrelated to arousing material.
Even before I started, I couldn't make up my mind on what to fap to. Everything was there but I just wasn't feeling it. I didn't even think about masturbation during that time, I just decided that I didn't do it for a while.
I don't think I even orgasmed, I came and that was it. I didn't feel particularly bad but I didn't feel good or even relieved afterwards, it was just so mechanical.

If I could, I'd be feeling terrible because I can't even enjoy masturbation anymore, let alone VN and games. I hope it passes soon.

>> No.10387519

>>10387512
yes

>> No.10387524
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Daily reminder that if you ever feel lonely you're a falseNEET. Shut-ins who are only isolated because they failed at real life are not welcome here.

>> No.10387525

>>10387519
That's just silly.

>> No.10387526

>>10387491
>>10387497
>>10387506
>>10387510
Who gives a fuck, daily shit thread with a lot of NEETS posting in it. That's what it always boils down to.

>> No.10387532

Any new NEETs in this thread enjoying their 3rd day in a row of NEETdom?

>> No.10387533

>>10387524
It's okay to be lonely at times.

>> No.10387534

>>10387526
it's just the usual amount of NEETs
the main reason these threads turn to shit is the non-NEETs shitting in them

>> No.10387538

>>10387518
Ah same here, it was on Saturday night, I'm feeling really depressed in general so pleasure is dulled for the most part in everything I do. It'll pass, I came a lot but it didn't feel that good.

>> No.10387539

Woo! I love having a three day NEETend! Too bad I have all this homework to do. School sucks.

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>>10387524
I never feel lonely because /jp/ is always with me.

>> No.10387545

>>10387541
You're a fucking loser, kill yourself.

>> No.10387555

>>10387545
No bullying.

>> No.10387560
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>>10387545
Pls no blly.

>> No.10387572

>>10387560
fuck off ugly slut

>> No.10387595
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10387595

i'm going to sleep
stay NEET

>> No.10387598

who truNEET here?

>> No.10387604

>>10387595
Goodnight friend.

>> No.10387643
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10387643

So I noticed recently that I was starting to gain a little weight and I don't want to become a fat NEET, so I just stopped eating pretty much. What's wierd is that I don't even feel hungry.
I used to live on various pre-cooked food like pizza or various noodles and obviously this paired with lack of excercise caused me to gain weight. Now I only eat maybe two or three slices or bread every day.
And I noticed like I said that I'm not really left hungry. I still have appetite for warm food but for now I can restrain myself.

Just thought it was an interesting observating that this 'law of thermodynamics' argument holds some truth afterall: If you don't do much you don't need to eat much.

>> No.10387648

>Be in highschool
>computer class with idiot teacher
>find out where all the student folders are
>make new folder for me and a couple of bros to share info
>some autistic retard tries to do the same
>he proceeds to torrent UT04, MsOffice, and Photoshop CS2
>also writes a text file on how shitty the school security is
>gets caught, and he blames me
>I saw it coming so ran away to library computers
>access the shared folder, can't delete because one of my friends fucked around with the permissions
>track him down in class, and got him to log in and delete it
>delete folder completely
>waltz back into class
>teacher thought autist was bullshitting, and let me off the hook

>> No.10387656

>>10387648
hu r u qt

>> No.10387657
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>>10387643

>> No.10387658

>>10387643
That sounds better than eating regularly and doing NEETgymnastics really.

>> No.10387670

>>10387643
I just have to stop snacking out of just needing the taste of something in my mouth sometimes. If I can stop doing that combined with exercise I would feel much better about my body. Wouldn't be much better from what it is still out of my control but more acceptable to me.

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>>10387657

>> No.10387682

>>10387524
Well, technically anyone who becomes a shut-in has "failed at real life".

>> No.10387688

>>10387643
I'm in a similar routine, except I never really cared if I gained weight because I rarely do.
I've been surviving on one meal a day along with some snacks in between. I don't feel hungry at all, although my stomach growls before I sleep which I stop with warm milk.
I went to sleep without it once and the next day was no different except I woke up when the sun already set.

I could probably last longer but I feel like I'm only eating so I don't die. It's probably destroying my digestive tract though.

>> No.10387690

>>10387525
There are even people who admit to having a job or going to school in these threads. It's not silly at all.

>> No.10387691

>>10387643
Wow, this is exactly what I'm trying to do right now. I got chubby since I don't lift or anything, a few days ago I stopped snacking and eating as much in general. I started to eat one meal for dinner, something small like some soup or some fruit or something. Hopefully this helps

>> No.10387703

>>10387682
Being NEET is supposed to be a choice, just like being gay.
You can change your mind at any time to build a normal life but it's hard to fix a hard worker who learns to take it easy.

>> No.10387705

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21116544

>> No.10387713

>>10387643
Be careful, it doesn't matter if you eat very little, but eating constantly is important.
Some years ago I used to stay many hours without eating and without feeling hungry. I thought it wasn't a problem as long as I didn't feel hunger, but whenever I saw blood or accidents on TV (for example) after having eaten nothing in the last 12 hours or so, all the blood would rush to my head, I'd lose all of my senses and nearly pass out, so I had to lay down and close my eyes until that feeling went away. Whenever someone saw this happening, they'd say my face turned completely green.
Eventually I started to fear for my life, and started to eat at least a single tomato every 4 hours, and it hasn't happened again. I like tomatos.
Eating is important!

>> No.10387715

>>10387705
She wears the same glasses as me.

>> No.10387717

>>10387713
This sounds ridiculous. Seems to me you just can't see blood.

>> No.10387718

>>10387393

Good luck, anon-san.

>> No.10387727 [DELETED] 

>>10387713
Stop making up things!

Everyone knows that a reduced caloric intake increases lifespan. Then again, I doubt most people on /jp/ will live to 40.

>> No.10387728

>>10387713

>>10387688 here,
Never had anything like that happen so far but I do feel considerably weak and drozy (But I think its only a slight difference from when I ate 3 meals), but I do sometimes feel like just collapsing on the spot because keeping my body up is such a hassle.

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>>10387717
I never had problems with blood and gory things, I don't think anyone in 4chan should. It only happens to me when I haven't eaten in hours, or alternatively, when I haven't slept in 2 days or more.
I'm not a medic but I'm just worried that it might happen to another /jp/sie.

>> No.10387770

>>10387717
Not him, but I fear blood a lot. ;__; Last time I saw blood I passed out.

>> No.10387772

why can't I get anything done?

>> No.10387785

I saw a dead psuedodog in the Cordon today. It was funny.

>> No.10387792

>>10387772
You're not good at breaking things down into smaller jobs and as a result your tasks seem disproportionately difficult.

>> No.10387793

I think my house is being haunted or something. At night I hear knocking on the walls and the other night my door opened

it wasn't like a person opening the door quickly, it opened very slowly and stopped half way

also today I went to the kitchen early in the morning and all the cabinets were opened as well as the oven and fridge

>> No.10387798

>>10387793
Kissing you while you sleep is hungry work sorry

>> No.10387824

did these get deleted?

I couldn't find the other thread

>> No.10387837

>>10387705
>It is predicted that by the end of this year, female gamers will outnumber men for the first time.

Bullshit. Playing on your shitty phone is not the same as playing on a console or computer.

>> No.10387846

>>10387793
It was your parents.

>> No.10387855

>>10387793
ask the ghost if it wants to watch anime with you

>> No.10387853

>>10387846
nuhuh it was a ghost

my parents were asleep downstairs

>> No.10387860

>>10387402
>>10387389
Tell us about it.

>> No.10387866

>>10387853
Is the ghost with right now? Tell it to get on its ethereal knees and suck on my dick.

>> No.10387869

>>10387793

Next time you go into the kitchen, make sure you're naked. It'll probably scare whatever it is away.

>> No.10387933

Anyone ever have Deja-Vu?

I feel like I've lived this NEET life before

>> No.10387971

>>10387933
Every day feels the same.

>> No.10387977

>>10387933
Nope. Something new happened to me today.
I was sitting on my foot then I had to get up to go to the bathroom but then I feel because my foot was asleep.

>> No.10387981

>>10387977fell*

>> No.10387993

>>10387981
This happened to me once. Usually I feel my leg get tingly when I sit on it for too long and I sit another way.

This one time however I felt nothing, maybe because it was freezing in the middle of winter. I was sitting on my leg for possibly a few hours, got up for one reason or another and I couldn't move my whole leg. It was so numb I couldn't even feel it when I fell over. It was actually kind of cool in an odd way but scary at the same time.

>> No.10387995

>>10387977
Epic.

>> No.10388154

>>10387993
do that to your arm and jack off

it's called the stranger danger

>> No.10388160

>>10387365

That slug is so moe.

>> No.10388201

>>10388154
Pretty sure its just the stranger, dude

>> No.10388209

There was a power outage for the last 2 hours
I thought I wud die, i missed u /jp/

>> No.10388252

After I got my power supply from the electronics store downtown I stopped at the mall and I noticed while walking to the entrance that there were some black government SUVs in the parking lot with guys wearing body armor and khaki pants with hand guns standing around them. I walked up to one and said I was curious why they were there and he told me they were watching the bus stop. Dunno why that single bus stop needs DHS monitoring.

>> No.10388331

>>10388252
later this evening there will be a shooting at whatever mall you were at

false flag to help Obama's anti-gun laws take effect.

>> No.10388367

my house is falling apart, theres cracks that get wider in the ceiling and walls everyday and everything is either broken or breaking as i type.

I hope it doesn't collapse and kill me. then again sometimes it wouldn't seem like such a bad way to go out. my death might make a good news story and maybe my family would get legalbux or insurance

>> No.10388391

>>10388367
I would be very sad if you died.

>> No.10388444

>>10388367
sounds badly built if it's literally falling apart

>> No.10388467

>>10387648
Why are you typing in kerocolors?

>> No.10388494

I just got a letter giving me an appointment with some government instance.

They want me to bring proof that I'm actively looking for work or else they won't give me welfare money for at least 6 months.

I'm so fucked.

>> No.10388500

>>10388494
Just send in applications to places you know won't hire you.

>> No.10388542

Mom said I should go out and date someone.
First time she said that to me after years of Hikki life.
What should I do?

>> No.10388545

>>10388542
Ask her to be your date.

>> No.10388551

>>10388542
go out and date someone

>> No.10388554

>>10388542
Date another man.

>> No.10388558

>>10388494
I'm glad they are doing their job, serves you right fucking leech. Which state are you? I need to call and thank my representative.

>> No.10388560

>>10388545
That won't work.
>>10388551
But I don't know anyone.
I don't have friends either.

>> No.10388564

>>10388558
TEXAS

>> No.10388567

>>10388560
Say you have an internet girlfriend.

>> No.10388568

>>10388500
it won't be suspicious that all the applications are from between receiving the letter and the appointment. good job

>>10388558
not america

maybe i'll file for depression and the i can get exempt from working or something

>> No.10388570

>>10388567
Do this. I'll be your internet gf.

>> No.10388576

Being a NEET for 2.5 years now and it seems like I am going to be committed to a mental institution.
I just hope that they'll diagnose something which gives me benefits in some form.

Also I had to leave my house for 3 hours today and that was the worst thing that happened to me for these years.

>> No.10388577

>>10388576
What country do you live in?

>> No.10388580

>>10388577
Germany.
It seems pretty easy to get benefits over here.

>> No.10388591

I checked the mail 5 times today only to realize just now that it's MLK day so we wont be getting mail today.

>> No.10388597

>>10388591
What are you waiting for?

>> No.10388596

Quien Ni-Ni aqui?

>> No.10388631

>>10387365
Try using a browser that isn't shit.

>> No.10388635

>>10388597
Some kind of notification for a hearing so I can get autism bux. It's been a year, so it should be soon.

>> No.10388641

>>10388635
Enjoy being denied repeatedly.

>> No.10388831

I recently decided to step up my internet privacy/anonymity a lot. However, wouldn't it come off as suspicious to my ISP if I suddenly dropped off the radar just like that?

I don't really do bad things on the internet, but I don't want those fat-cats on wall street knowing what I fap to.

>> No.10388837

>>10388831
What do you fap to?

>> No.10388844

>>10388837
Almost exclusively 2d feet and foot accessories.

>> No.10388881

It's tough being a NEET when the gubbermint won't give you free cash. I wish I had rich parents or something.

>> No.10388892

>>10388881

Where are you getting your money from?

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>>10388881
Just win the lottery like me.

>> No.10388900

>>10388892
Sucking dick and stealing from my grandparents.

>> No.10388910

Anyone here playing TERA on Fraya server? My Elin is very lonely and is in need of company. Do not apply if you want to violate me.

>> No.10388914

>>10388641
I've already been denied once, but this time I have lawyers. They don't get paid if they lose, so hopefully they'll do their job and this time I'll get an approval.

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>>10388894
2poor

>> No.10388924

>>10388910
Yaawwwn.... Is it free already?

>> No.10388927

>>10388914
I just sent in my appeal form, but I don't have a lawyer. I shouldn't need one since I'm applying due to a physical disability, so I wouldn't have to prove as much, but they'll still probably dick me over.

>> No.10388928

>>10388924
F2P officially hits in February but you can start playing already for some reason.

>> No.10388933

>>10388928

F2P for NA or EU?

>> No.10388938

>>10388933
Both.

>> No.10389805

That's a really cute image OP. Thanks for using one like that.

>> No.10389813

>>10388391
stop that, it's insincere.

>> No.10389824

>>10388831
how are you "stepping it up"?

>> No.10389867

>>10389813
Hey, I was being honest.

>> No.10389885

>>10387560

I was going to post this picture as a thread because people are being mean on the front page.

any in-bed-all-day otaku here?

>> No.10389889

I got the shits, it feels bad

>> No.10389896

>>10389885
I only leave my bed to find an empty bottle to piss in.

>> No.10389914

>>10387365
Use Chromium if you respect your freedoms

>> No.10389945

Lately I've been playing Sonic games to comfort me. In particular I've been playing the Generations versions of the Genesis levels.

Some guy is porting some PS3/360 levels to PC in Generations. When I watch the videos of him playing them, the Generations levels feel so small. Their music isn't as good as the music for the Genesis levels.

Speaking of Genesis, why was the music from that console so good? All the music had a certain sound to it, kind of melancholic.

>> No.10389977

>>10389889
How'd you get it? Bad food?
I remember I went to a family reunion and everyone but me + a few others, got sick because the main dish had contaminated meat.

>> No.10390020

I hate leaving the house but a few days ago I decided too. I now have a bacterial infection all over my face I have to wash it with this gross soap and ointment it three times a day. Ain't never leaving the house again.

>> No.10390043

>>10390020
At least you don't have a smelly ass. I don't know exactly what caused it but I had it growing up. I suspect it was somehow bacterial-related (maybe ass-mold) because it only happened when I would sit in my leather computer chair while being fat.

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Honestly I just signed up for disability money just so I can buy a new computer. Now that I have a very good one I can just stay with my parents and not continue with their shitty "find work and be a slave" program.

>> No.10390063

>>10387560
>韓国人

>> No.10390078

looking for real friends please respond

must have money

>> No.10390087

>>10390020
I have a bacterial infection too, it's a rash all over my body. I didn't go outside, though.

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>>10388916
GTFO bourgeois scum. I got no fuckin job at all man.

>> No.10390096

>>10390088
I would totes hang out with that yellow monkey.

>> No.10390101

>>10390088
MAN this guy is such an epic tru jp bro.

>> No.10390152

>>10390101
>tfw he might already be dead
inb4 who u quote?

>> No.10390174

>>10390152
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10390180

I like going out for walks. It's good preparation for being homeless.

>> No.10390189

>>10390180
Pretending to be homeless to get free food from shelters is also a good way to prepare for your inevitable homelessness.

>> No.10390202

>>10390180
Can't you just leech off your parents?

>> No.10390209

>>10390180
I think I could deal with being homeless without notice.
I don't particularly fear anything anymore and not above doing what needs to be done to survive.

>> No.10390222

>>10390180
I have a phobia of homeless people. Which sucks because I'll probably end up becoming one if something happens to my parents.

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>>10390180
why would anyone want to be homeless
just go to prison and take it easy

>> No.10390256

>>10390202
We're not all that lucky.

>>10390209
I know what you mean. I feel ready to just give up and let go. Almost. The one thing I'm scared of is being dirty. It sounds petty, but I can't fucking stand feeling dirty, especially having dirty hair. That shit drives me crazy.

>> No.10390280

>>10390256
Coincidentally I feel exactly the same way, I don't feel at my best unless I've bathed and cleaned my hair.

Though recently I've forgone doing it every second day to save money but I hate it when my hair gets really greasy after the third day and I just want to scratch my scalp even though its not really that itchy.
I think I could solve the problem with a hat but I rarely go outside so there's no point.

>> No.10390293

>>10388910
I'll play little girl simulator

post a throwaway email (1948). cumnaly

>> No.10390296

>>10390250
why are European prisons so nice?


Here I'd get raped by minorities

>> No.10390300

>>10390280
I hate that feeling so much. I can go one day at best, but after that I can't stand it. I think if it was for certain that I'd be homeless the first thing I'd do is have my head shaved.

>> No.10390309

I was semi-homeless for a while and it wasn't so bad.

>> No.10390313

What's the longest you haven't had a job?

I'm going on 4 years this May

>> No.10390318

>>10390313
I've never had a job.

>> No.10390328

>>10390318
I had one once

night security in a dangerous part of town with wild hobos and druggies.

You know a job is going to be bad when they make you buy a stab vest. Quit so quickly.

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>>10390309
23 years

>> No.10390329

>>10390313
I've never had a job.

>> No.10390331

>>10390313
19 years

>> No.10390333

>>10390300
That'd probably be the best idea, especially in summer. I wouldn't have time to think about looking presentable.
It would be cold in winter but you could just get a wool cap or something.

Another problem I think most people considering homelessness overlooks would be what would become of their otaku hobbies. Granted you'd be forced into the situation with little preparation and would be focused on not dying, but I imagine you'd still have spare time and need something to keep you from giving up so easily.

>> No.10390338

>>10390313
Never had a job.

Work: Not even once.

>> No.10390340

Since most of you are NEETs do you grow your hair out?

I was thinking of getting a shaver to buzz cut

I don't like thick long hair

>> No.10390344

>>10390340
I shave my head once a year, long hair is a hassle.

>> No.10390348

How do you guys know work if so bad if you've never tried it?

>> No.10390350

>>10390348
Getting a job is the hard part. Unfortunately, it's really, really hard. If getting a job were easier, I'm sure more NEETs would give it a chance.

>> No.10390351

>>10390348
I know people who work and they're all miserable. I don't want to risk my happy life just so I can fit in with the rest of society.

>> No.10390360

>>10390340
i have long hair
i'd like to shave it all off, but i'm ugly enough as it is

>> No.10390365

>>10390360
Who do you have to look good for? Us? Just shave it off, you'll love it after a while.

>> No.10390366

>>10387406
Chromium

>> No.10390367

>>10390350
Government should have more jobs that are impossible to get denied from

>> No.10390372

>>10390328
Have any fun stories from that? Why didn't you stick with it and become a real popo? Quite a few officers used to be security guards at one time or another.

>> No.10390370

>>10390250
Joke's on you - you don't need to go to prison in Finland (or in any other Nordic country). It's cheaper to keep non-criminals out of them.

>> No.10390373

>>10390340
I get a haircut once my fringe reaches my eyebrows.
I have incredibly thin straight hair, which I can make look half decent but as soon as any form of weather so much as makes contact it becomes frizzy as fuck.

It used to be better when I was younger and I didn't even try to make it look good.

>> No.10390375

>>10390367
What are you thinking about? It's possible to be denied admittance to the army for having flat feet or whatever. Plus that's not a job, that's a suicide method.

>> No.10390378

>>10390367
They do for certain 'disadvantaged' categories. Do you have one that qualifies?

>> No.10390382
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First job interview in eight years tomorrow.
Have I betrayed the NEETs?

>> No.10390389

>>10390365
i'm not trying to look good, just not butt ugly

>> No.10390388

>>10390382
You have brought dishonor to us all.

>> No.10390392

>>10390378
I don't know

Labour camps or something

As long as you're not a druggie

Too many jobs these days NEED you to be social and I don't like that.

>> No.10390394

>>10390382
nah you'll fail all is well

>> No.10390395

>>10390333
I worry about what will become of my stuff. I obviously can't take my figures and my dakimakura with me, but I can't just throw them away either. I also worry about all the data on my computer. I hate the idea of someone going through it all. Even if I have nothing to hide, I still can't stand it.

>> No.10390398

>>10390392
>Labour camps
That's what you send prisoners of war to during combat. Maybe you mean job training programs? That still isn't a job, it just helps you get one, possibly.

>> No.10390401

>>10390367
There should be some sort of individual military unit where they recruit people who have nothing to live for.

You wouldn't need to tell them any revealing information should they get captured and equipment could be cheap mass-produced basics.

It'd easily solve dangerous jobs that aren't worth risking the life of a trained soldier.

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>>10390394

Is it weird that I want it to fail?
Ironing my "nice clothes" that I haven't worth in 2 years as we speak.

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>>10390395
Buy a lock and key.

>> No.10390410

>>10390382
No. You'll be feeding them. You may become very successful, pay lots of tax in the absolute sense (not %) and grow angry at them for mooching off more money than you think they deserve though. In that case welcome to the Republican or conservative party of your country.

>> No.10390412

>>10390408
What am I supposed to lock them inside of?

>> No.10390418

>>10390412
Your room. They have door handles that have locks in them.

>> No.10390422

>>10390395
It'd be problematic but you would either have to sell them off or put them in storage if you could fund the fee. Though that would mean you could live in the garage... Perhaps if you kept them at your parent's house, but why not live there in the first place.

This is turning out to be a hard decision.

>> No.10390419

>>10390382
I hope you get the job.

>> No.10390421

>>10390401
I'd sign up for that

I have nothing to lose anyways

>> No.10390428

>>10390418
Homeless people don't have rooms. That's part of being homeless. Unless you mean leave them behind and my old house, which I'm pretty sure would eventually be emptied out to allow for someone else to move in.

>>10390422
My material positions are what is keeping me from throwing away all material positions. I just can't win.

>> No.10390435

>>10390401
>You wouldn't need to tell them any revealing information should they get captured and equipment could be cheap mass-produced basics.
They already exist, anon.

>There should be some sort of individual military unit where they recruit people who have nothing to live for.
Depressed people make bad soldiers.

>> No.10390441

>>10390428
Do you expect homelessness to be a temporary thing?

>> No.10390444

>>10390435
Indeed. They have enough trouble with supposedly "mentally stable" soldiers offing themselves as it is.
Do they even allow you to enlist if you've been diagnosed with depression?

>> No.10390449

I want to suck /jp/'s dick :3

>> No.10390452

>>10390435
Could try to drug them up with meth and some other uppers. That and give them a scapegoat for their problems based on the enemy. As long as you don't need them to do detailed, intricate work it might work. IED meatshields the professional military doesn't have to feel bad for would be great.

>> No.10390453

>>10390449
I don't have a dick

>> No.10390454

>>10390449
Mine is covered in smegma, is that fine?

>> No.10390460

>>10390453
that's also fine
>>10390454
maybe, i dunno what it tastes like.

>> No.10390464

>>10390454
How does this happen? I shower once every week tops and never had visible smegma.

>> No.10390469

>>10390464
I try to build up as much as I can in case I run into a lady who wants to try and steal my virginity.

>> No.10390471

>>10390444
Depends when. When they're desperate, don't ask don't tell.

>> No.10390478

>>10390441
No, but it's kind of hard to comprehend. I mean, imagine living your entire life like that. It's kind of hard to wrap your head around. I thought I understood it, but it's stuff like that that makes me realize I don't.

>> No.10390474

>>10390464
I only shower once a month and I don't masturbate too often

>> No.10390477

>>10390469
That sounds disgusting frankly.

>> No.10390483

>>10390477
You've obviously never run into a harlot out to ruin a man's chance at wizardom.

>> No.10390504

>>10390477
Have you ever smelled your toenail cheese?

It smells like that but more cheesy

>> No.10390514

>>10390478
Have you ever or do you ever expect to be employed?

>> No.10390518

>>10390504
What the heck is toenail cheese?

>> No.10390526

>>10390518
Smell one of your toenails next time you clip them and you'll know what they're talking about.

>> No.10390529

>>10390514
Never been employed, and I'm rather negative about my prospects. It's not like I haven't been trying either, which a lot of people like to assume. Fuck me if no one is hiring, what am I supposed to do?

>> No.10390539

>>10390529
I take it you've applied to most employers with entry-level positions in your city? Retail and the like? Have you contacted your local government resources for helping people find work?

>> No.10390541

>>10390418
Well, right now anyone could just take your stuff, so what difference would it make? You have to sleep eventually.

>> No.10390546
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Who here would feel a lot better if they were cute slim girls?

>> No.10390558

>>10390504
>It smells like that but more cheesy
For once, I'm glad the jews mutilated my dick.

>> No.10390562

>>10390539
Yeah, same old "we need someone with experience but we're not willing to provide someone with the experience."
The government resources are almost all devoted to helping laid off people get jobs again. My town got hit hard by the crash so people like me aren't their focus anymore.

>> No.10390561

>>10390546
I would probably except I'd end up like an unemployed Anzu.

>> No.10390568

>>10390558
I have an uncut dick and I never get smegma.

I shower like once a week too.

>> No.10390571

>>10390558
>For once
You mean you aren't always grateful that your Jewish overlords allowed you to become more like them?

>> No.10390573

>>10390562
Your family could probably pull some strings though the job would probably be less than desirable.

>> No.10390579

>>10390562
Even shit like the local McD's and shelf stocking at big box stores? Well, if your town really got raped by the recession then I guess a lot of people are competing for those positions.

>> No.10390582

/jp/ aka People Who Need To See A Psychiatrist

>> No.10390586

>>10390568
What's it like having a foreskin?
It seems inconvenient and makes the head sticky.

I can just reach down and fondle myself without taking my dicks clothes off.

>> No.10390590

>>10390586
It's actually very handy. I use it to store M&M's during long car rides.

>> No.10390593

>>10390582
Neurotypicals get out of /jp/.
Nobody on 4chan is even remotely mentally stable.

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>>10390582
And your face needs to see a plastic surgeon.

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>>10390596

>> No.10390601 [DELETED] 

get a job you fucks

>> No.10390603

>>10390593

You can't force to me to leave, I can just post here and tell you how much of a fucked up loser you are until you kill yourself, it's your destiny anyways so you should be glad for me helping you.

>> No.10390604

>>10390601
Who the HELL are you?!

>> No.10390605 [DELETED] 

>>10390604
who the HECK are you?!?!?!?!?!?/!?1?!?1??!

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>>10390601

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>>10390607
Simple Epic.

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>>10390607
Nice 1

>> No.10390615

To be honest if I could have a board as a best friend it'd be /jp/.

>> No.10390619

>>10390603
If getting lectured ruthlessly by family and strangers face to face doesn't even phase me, what makes you think you, a faceless string of letters that make sense through pure coincidence, even have the absolute miniscule insignificant chance to effect me at all?

>> No.10390623

>>10390615
You realize it'll never be mutual without ulterior motives.

>> No.10390627

>>10390573
They say they'll help me but it's always "Oh yeah I'll be sure to get on that." But I guess I don't have a choice but to wait anyways.
>>10390579
Pretty much any position will get snapped up. I managed to get an interview for a job just doing storeroom inventory but while I was there waiting I heard someone else being interviewed and it sounded like an middle aged man. I didn't get the job in the end.

>> No.10390640

>>10387682
So someone who doesn't want to be a wageslave has "failed at life", huh?

Interesting logic there, normie.

>> No.10390650

>>10390619

You don't think it will, but eventually it will all get to you and you'll kill yourself. You can't live forever on your family's money and the government.

>> No.10390653

>>10390627
Well, as long as you're looking, you might find something eventually when (if) the economy turns up.

Is there something that's preventing you from stuffing them into a cardboard box and stuffing it in your parent's basement / attic when you leave?

>> No.10390654

>>10390650
Are you immortal?

>> No.10390659

>>10390640
It isn't called wageslavery if you got money :p

>> No.10390661

>>10390546
Girls can leech off of men indefinitely so yes

>> No.10390663

>>10390640
By society's standards, yes.

>> No.10390668

>>10387524
Fuck off.

>> No.10390665

I make money off the internet

any other neets with clever ways to get money? You don't have to share your secrets

Right now I manage 20-30k a year so it's like a part time job

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>>10390663
Fuck your society then.

>> No.10390670

>>10387524
>>10390668
no bully!

>> No.10390678

>>10390653
They're incredibly nosy and would no doubt go through it and maybe even throw it away once they saw what it is. They'd probably blame my unemployment on it.

>> No.10390685

>>10387524
What if I have really bad social anxiety?

>> No.10390689

>>10390685
social anxiety is all in your mind

clean your mind

>> No.10390691

>>10390689
That's like asking to clean the desert of sand.

>> No.10390692

I wish I had something to do. Like a goal to work towards little by little.

>> No.10390694

>>10390692
I make youtube vids


it makes me feel useful when people comment and like.

>> No.10390696

>>10390691
Thanks for the laugh, for real.

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Damn it /jp/ why are you so negative about everything? Surely things will work out if you put some effort in!

>> No.10390702

I dont know why you guys care so much.
If you have a place to stay, isnt starving and can enjoy your hobbies, just be a truNEET.
The situation isnt changing anytime soon.
FalseNEET please go.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21136667

>> No.10390703

>>10390701
>effort
>work

pls leave

>> No.10390705

>>10390701
Into what? I have nothing to do. Nothing interests me except the things I can't do (being a lone gunman in a post apocalyptic world, magic, conspiracies etc)

>> No.10390706

>>10390689
How do I do that?

>> No.10390713

How many NEETs are in your country?

Canada has 1 million strong

>> No.10390716

>>10390713
>Statistics Canada carried out the first comprehensive study into the state NEETs in Canada in 2012. It was revealed that around 13% of Canadians between the ages of 15-29 fell into the category. Despite the percentage being the second lowest in the G7 nations the total number of young Canadians that were classified as NEETs currently stands at 904,000.
The study also revealed that out of the total 904,000 NEETs around 513,000 were not looking actively for jobs. The study also suggested that long-term unemployment was not necessarily due to wider disenchantment with the labour market but rather arose out of varying factors. The study also revealed that 82% of the young people not in the labour force did not actually want to be placed in long-term employment. The study classified the Canadian NEET population not to be "in a high risk, negative state"

>> No.10390722

>>10390713
>Canada has 1 million strong
I didn't know that.

>> No.10390728

>>10390713
I don't like the term "NEET"

technically, there are a lot of people our age in western countries who can't find work and aren't going to school. But the thing is, most of them have social lives and spend all their time hanging out with friends. I want a new term that refers specifically to shut in NEETs with poor social skills who steal money from their parents and starve themselves to buy figurines.

>> No.10390732

>>10390667

His society is your society, Being a shut-in don't isolate you in the society. Unless you live in a "No mans land". Then you build your own society

>> No.10390733

>>10390728
shut in NEETs are Hikikomori, no?

>> No.10390734 [DELETED] 

>>10390713
Canada is a bad place to be a NEET. I am unable to get money from the government no matter how much I try.

>> No.10390739

>>10390734
Not a minority? hehehehe

>> No.10390742

>>10390713
>http://www.jornada.unam.mx/2012/03/12/sociedad/042n1soc
Almost 8 million.
Too bad most of them are normies and narcos.

>> No.10390745

>>10390716
>The study also revealed that out of the total 904,000 NEETs around 513,000 were not looking actively for jobs.
I wonder why /jp/ is as small as it is. There are about 50 000 young Finns NEETing it up fo' real.

>> No.10390752

>>10390745
most of those NEETs are alcoholics and druggies

too dumb to use computer

>> No.10390756 [DELETED] 

>>10390752
I'm a NEET alcoholic druggie who posts on /jp/. I'm very good at computers and internet.

>> No.10390763

>>10390756
your ass must be raw from all that gay prostitution

>> No.10390802

>>10390752
That's incorrect. If you include older folk (30+), i.e. the real alcoholics, the number is over 250 000. I wasn't referring to the 50 000 immigrants, retards, criminals and high-school dropouts that have been visible in the media lately.

"Students", actual graduates and nerds who just leech off their parents without registering aren't included in that number. No one talks about them..

>> No.10390820

>>10390678
Maybe you can find someone in your town to keep them for you.

>> No.10390850

What's the most popular Japanese porn site?

>> No.10390862 [DELETED] 

>>10390850
sekkusu.jp

>> No.10390983

>>10390862
Nice
Epic
I like it

>> No.10391116

>>10390850
fc2 maybe

>> No.10391381

I should have gone to sleep but it's going to get too bright before I can doze off. Looks like I'll be going the full 48 hours.

What are /jp/'s sleeping patterns like?
I assume you other NEETs are nocturnal.

>> No.10391409

>>10391381
pretty much, it's about 1 am here and I slept earlier.

the sun rises on the same side as the window in my room, but my bed is in the corner, right under it so i don't really ever get hit with sunlight.

>> No.10391417

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

>> No.10391445

>>10391381
yes

sleep all day

stay up all night

>> No.10391476

>>10391381
I wish I could do that, but I have to help my mother doing some homework everyday so I can't sleep after 10am.
It's not like she is making me do physically exhausting tasks, but I guess she just wants me to do something since I didn't even graduate from high school.

>> No.10391778

>>10391381
Just start using a piece of clothing as a blindfold.

As soon as I started doing that I was pretty buch beyond saving.

>> No.10392066

Got up and was reading this thread a bit, that talk about becoming homeless is really scary. I couldn't make it out on the streets with nothing, I'd probably commit suicide if it came down to that.

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>>10391381
I like to keep a fairly normal sleep schedule. It makes it easier to motivate myself to do things.

>> No.10395436

how can I make neetbux if I'm not autistic?

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