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10382674 No.10382674 [Reply] [Original]

Remilia doesn't get enough love from you, /jp/.
She feels unwanted and depressed because of that.

You should fix this with a Remilia thread.

>> No.10382682
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There's something about Remilia that I really love but I'm not entirely sure what.

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I love this image

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Give a loli vampire a hand and she'll take an arm.

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I'd give her my arm if she wanted it.

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My mother is a professional artist (she does murals, oil/pencil portraits and abstract works) and hasn't been sure what to paint lately; I'll try and get her to make a portrait of Remilia. Wish me luck /jp/.

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>> No.10382703

I hope ZUN revisits the Scarlet mansion in a future game.

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Good luck anon

>> No.10382701

She should be glad because "love from /jp/" fucking sucks

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>> No.10382704

Please take a picture of her face when you ask her, when she then thinks of you as a paedophile (not that I'm calling you one, but your mother is most likely neurotypical/ normal, so it's natural for this reaction to occur).

It'll be funny.

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Best girl

>> No.10382712

does remilia have charisma

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Is that even a question?

>> No.10382716

Do you seriously want that?

Not wanting to offend you or anything.

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Filthy vampire. A monster like you should burn at the stake.

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>> No.10382724

Not him, but I do think that ZUN should expand on the existing characters a bit more instead of introducing 7 new lolis every game.
I don't think a new game with exactly the same cast we already had in a older game would be a good idea though, so no new SDM game.

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Don't worry, if she was 20 - 30 years younger I'm fairly sure she would come on /jp/. She's a hikkikomori and seems to be alright with my hobbies and likes them a bit herself. She really likes the Kononoe Rin nendoroid I have, heh.

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best ass

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>> No.10382739

this thread makes me question her hair colour

>> No.10382740

A Gensokyo chronicles book/comic wouldn't sound bad.

But yeah, not a game.

>> No.10382743

boniest ass

>> No.10382744
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Don't be dumb, if something isn't broke then don't fix it, ZUN isn't gonna change his ways so someone's favorite 2hu gets more canon written.

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Yeah, also the leading SDM characters already had more canon appearances than most other touhous anyway. Sakuya was playable for a few games, Remilia appears in some endings, the fighting games, was playable in IN and had major roles in the canon mangas.

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Jim: What's the matter, Mary? You look like you could use a boost!

Mary: I don't feel so great. I'm dizzy, I'm nauseous, and sometimes I'm even seeing things that aren't there.

>> No.10382761

Oh not a complete repeat of course, but yeah expanding on the older characters. Maybe something like Yukari tricks Reimu into checking out a book from Pache's library, so the first stage is China (half-asleep below hard mode) and Sakuya, then the second is Pache and then Pache+Remi. Once the "misunderstanding" is cleared up and information is obtained she can go off to beat up whoever's making trouble this time.

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>>10382693 here
She's agreed to doing that! I'll keep you guys up to date with things, but first I'm going to look for some nice reference images for her.

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>> No.10382782

Neat! Have you got any pictures of her work you could upload?

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Great to hear, I'm looking forward to it.

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I could have sworn I had more of her art on my camera but nearly all of them have disappeared... I wonder why that happened. This is a work-in-progress photo I took a while ago, it's finished now. Sorry that it's so small.

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You should suggest doing those portraits from Umineko if the change from Touhou characters arises.

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>> No.10382871


Fuck off, Donte. We won't let Ninja Theory ruin Touhou.

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>> No.10382881

Thanks for having her spend her time on a less good Touhou

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Why so pleb?

>> No.10382897

post the remi113.jpg

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Judging from how much /jp/ and a few other places talk about her, Flandre seems to be more popular than her sister, at least in the western fandom. But Remilia has quite a lot more fanart on pixiv, the boorus, exhentai, practically everywhere. Why is that? Do the japanese like her better? I'm just curious.

>> No.10383035

Simple - Remilia is a more stronger character as of personality, looks and all that, which is in great favour in the east (wise, smart "girl" which can stand on her own as well as with others).
While western weeboos and other fgts preffer to have more perversion which is a silly Flandre girl.

So, basicaly - western guys are just child loving/abusing fgts, thus Flandre.

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It's easier to talk about Flandre since as character she is more approachable, not by that meaning she's better, also we have the flanfly crap in daily dose.

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How so?, you have cannon material depicting her hair color.

Use this one >>10382806 the best Remiria picture in existence. Waiting warmly.

Because Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!

I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!

Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!

Milady!, please use my body as you please!. Please drink my blood!, insult me more!, please look down on me, Milady!.

>> No.10383071

You're creepy

>> No.10383081

Just needs to get laid, or the next step will be feathers in penis.

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If you meet me IRL you couldn't even guess.

But yes, I think I am.

Good idea.

>> No.10383101

Remilia is one of the most popular, therefore loved characters.
Waste of time.

>> No.10383111

There's nothing creepy in wanting someone with the appearance of a 11 year old to torture, humillate you and rape your ass with a dildo, if anything, it's lewd.

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>rape your ass with a dildo

But I never said anything about that.

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>cannon material
I feel like such a retard for laughing at this typo.

>> No.10383155

Yeah, perfectly natural, like eating shit of your loved ones.

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>I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!

Son, get your shit straight, are you a deviant or not?

>> No.10383170

I want her to tie me up and gently strangle me from behind, just tight enough so that she can allow me to breathe in short bursts, while she slowly and softly drains my lifeblood from various points in my neck and whispering sweet nothings into my ear, serenading me while I drift into never-ending slumber.

Is that so wrong?

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I want to be abused by remilia

>> No.10383187

Just ask a devil to shove a pitchfork up your ass.

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That's so retarded that isn't worth raging, are you even trying?

>> No.10383199

get in line

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I was thinking something more relating whips, candles, and a lot of stomping and being slapped around... climax neglection, etc.

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>> No.10383217

Faker, if you want to get humiliated but NOT do the things that humiliate you, so either you're roleplaying or lying and whether one of other you should think twice what you write before posting it here.

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I'd rather not be killed....
But we could still do kinky S&M play together.

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It's not like I wouldn't give up on my anal virginity if wanted.

>> No.10383251

With the way you roll you'll be lucky enough to get rid of your anal virginity with something else other then a hanfull of kappa fists.

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A dangerous combination.

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do Touhous even have feelings

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...in more ways than one...

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>> No.10383995

I wanna slap dat ass.

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>> No.10384006

I wanna pat dat head.

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>> No.10384013

I wanna brush dat fang.

>> No.10384041

Dude: This mansion is scarry, I wanna go
Dode dad: No, Simoon you have to kill vampire, your destiny
Dude:Papa if vampire is very strong?
Dude dad: You are stornger, look vampire
Remiria:I am gonna suck you blood!!
Dode: No
Dude dad: run!
Remiria: I am sucking your brood
dude: papa no!
dude dad: I am ded
dude: noooo!!"!
Remiria: I am gona suck you blood
dude: you gona suk my cock, lihgt!
Remiria: noooo, i.. dead
dude: dad, you die but I revenge, me your son, simon.
frandre: noooo sister!
frandre: i revenge you.

>> No.10384042

true story

>> No.10384048

Vampires suck.

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Naturally, that's what their fangs are for.

It would be if trying to rape a youkai of her caliber wouldn't be pretty much suicide.

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Why is there no good femdom material with her?

She'd be the perfect character for femdom stuff.

>> No.10384131

You obviously haven't even looked. No one here's gonna spoonfeed you either. Find your own way to Sadpanda.

>> No.10384140

There are 2 Remilia femdom doujins I consider "acceptable" on exhentai. That's not really a lot.

>> No.10384151

Screw you guys. You all just seek Remi to gorge yourself on your very own lust, succumbing to your inner animal and turning into a sad, pathetic piece of flesh. Yes, actually
I hope that Remi will one day kick you, choke you, and even drown you in your very own patheticness.

Nobody wants to understand dear Remilia, nobody wants to share her pain, fears and emotions. Just your selfish greed and lust. I hate you! Hate you!11

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>> No.10384187

How can she wear her dress or change her clothes with those huge wings on her back?

Undressing must be extremely complicated unless she has clothes that were designed specifically for her.

>> No.10384200

Is Remilia evil?

>> No.10384204

She's a vampire, ofcourse she is.

>> No.10384222

>I hope that Remi will one day kick you, choke you, and even drown you in your very own patheticness.
That would be awesome.

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I want to drink tea with Remi. I want to talk to her and speak out all the things I have inside me under the shadow of the beautiful balcony of her Mansion, while she just listens there calmly with her smug smile not giving a damn. Then I'd hug her and come daily from then on to listen to her, to know her, and learn why I love all she knows and how she speaks. I'd listen to her thoughts, to her dreams, to her voice and heart, to the song deep in her heart.
I'd let her step on me, I'll try to shine when her life darkens, and have every second of my life with her, holding her incredibly soft, small and warm hand, looking her in the eyes and knowing that I never needed anything, anything else than my beautiful Remilia.

>> No.10384234

Well, she is a vampire and drinks human blood.
But from what we've seen of her, she doesn't seem to enjoy needless violence and she's friendly towards people she likes. Most of her subordinates seem to follow her out of respect, not fear.

>> No.10384245

Oh great, another one of those "I want" chaps.
Stop beeing so selfish, you asshole!

>> No.10384246


But she's dead...

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This guy knows what's up.

>> No.10384259

Vampires. Magic.

Why would vampires need blood anyway if everything in their bodies has completely ceased to function? They also don't decay and in other media vampires sometimes can even still have children, so yeah. Only ZUN knows.

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>> No.10384291

Bitch is flat.

>> No.10384304

Just like your crotch area.

>> No.10384307

Yes, that's what makes her body so perfect.

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But I WANT to be of use to her. I don't give a shit if that's being selfish.

She can use me however she wants, I'll be her servant, become her living blood bag for emergency rations, her pack mule, or serve has her dinner, whatever she wishes.

Reaching a relation on the same level would be perfect, but I would be happy enough if she let me lick her feet, or just sweep the floor where she walks.

But that doesn't imply I would hide that I want to bury my dick impossibly deep inside her.

I'd would do anything for her. I want to be her pathetic piece of flesh.

brb Gensokyo.

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>> No.10384320

Best of luck

>> No.10384325

Oh, «I want» and «Don't give a shit». It's like a match made in heaven!

You are a disgrace on humanities face!

>> No.10384328

Girls hugging pillows is the best.

>> No.10384333

This is a worksafe board.

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But it is impossible to not find Remilia sexual as fuck.

>> No.10384356

Imagine Sayaka trying to get your blood flowing by arousing you so you bleed better. But she realizes you don't get turned on by grown women, so she brings Remelia out. She's never seen this part before, so she starts getting really confused and embarrassed when Sayaka strips her down. She straddles your lap and the rapid beating of your heart sends her into a feeding frenzy. The entire time she's biting your neck she's also grinding against your crotch. As you climax, the blood returns from your lower head to your higher one and causes a big spurt that makes Remi snap out of her trance and start choking.

>> No.10384358

I want to take Remy to the beach, tie her down under the hot blazing sun, and make funny faces at her while she yells profanities at me.

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Aren't vampires pretty much as strong as oni? I don't think tieing her down would be so simple, anon.

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>> No.10384394

Isn't it canon that Remilia regenerates faster than the sunlight can disintegrate her?
I remember reading something like that on touhouwiki.

>> No.10384397

That's what the magnifying glass is for.

>> No.10384398

I thought she was like Dracula in that she could go out in it she was just weaker

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>> No.10384402

According to Skyrim — only an arrow to the knee will stop her.

>> No.10384418
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...close it.

>> No.10384474

She's going to the bottom of a river.

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What!? No! She can't swim and flowing water is bad for her!

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>> No.10384495

I made it up on the spot.

>> No.10384501

Don't worry, I'll throw a couple crosswords inside so she entertains herself and doesn't try to open it, also mate, your picture makes me think you're a paedophile.

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Crosswords are boring and won't entertain her for long, especially in such a cramped place.
How will she get out?

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>> No.10384541

Holy fucking shit, damn cunt brat, alright alright, I'll let her pick a damn toy of her choice so she gets inside the suitcase bitching, happy?

>> No.10384543


>listen to her, to know her, and learn why I love all she knows and how she speaks. I'd listen to her thoughts, to her dreams, to her voice and heart, to the song deep in her heart.
>I'd let her step on me, I'll try to shine when her life darkens, and have every second of my life with her, holding her

That selfish prick!

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Na. This idea is dumb.

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>> No.10384572

I will just get into the briefcase together with Remi. To keep her warm and company.

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What? She's already crammed in there, no way is there enough room for you too.
Also you'll suffocate.

>> No.10384602

It can probably be managed once Sakuya prepares him into jerky and cupcakes.

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Not him but here's mine.

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How is food going to keep her company?

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Hey, I remember that program. I used it to make the lolis me and some other fa/tg/uys played in a magical girl p&p game

It's kind of neat seeing it again. Those threads where /jp/ lolified themselves and posting the results were cute and funny

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For some reason I want to torture remilia as much as possible without actually putting her life in danger. Just doing things like teasing her, tieing her up, tickling her, hanging her upside down, not giving her blood for long periods of time, spanking her, force feeding her vegetables while sweets are just out of her reach just sitting there mocking her. Then when it's all done giving her blood and candy and cuddling her nicely and treating her like the best little sister/daughter ever.

>> No.10384674

> Then when it's all done giving her blood and candy and cuddling her nicely and treating her like the best little sister/daughter ever.

Off with your head, bro.

Wohoo! 2 pointer!

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Remilia is lonely because she has too much charisma.

i cry every time ;_;

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Why are vampire lolis so great?
Society in general agrees, too.

>> No.10385425

My first time ever to /jp/ and there's a thread about Remilia? Damn, I'm liking this place already. And I though I was the only one who thought she was the best 2hu.

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Hello newfriend. What brings you to /jp/? Your knowledge of touhous would imply you should already be at least familiar with us

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No aging. Vampire charisma. Generally refined.

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Don't get used to it mate, /jp/ is pretty bad most of the time

>> No.10385613

I got into Touhou because of the games. Yes, I am aware that there are games. Actually, I lost my hard drive, and all my Touhou related images (reaction images, hi-res art, lewds for messing with waifu obsessed neckbeards, etc..), and there weren't any Touhou related things in the places where I usually frequent, so I decided to come here. I was pleased.

So is the rest of 4chan, don't worry.

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>and there weren't any Touhou related things in the places where I usually frequent

Hmm. Smells like /v/

Well, just don't be obnoxious and ignore the bullies and we'll get along famously

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>lewds for messing with waifu obsessed neckbeards
Already dead.

>> No.10385644

Bullying is wrong.

>> No.10385649

Nope, I hate /v/, try again!
>On a side note, Touhou on /v/?

They're usually of Flandre. Nothing to get banned over, just enough to ward away children.

So are feminists

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caught in the act of what?

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I'm sad that Patchy being Remilia's best friend isn't brought more often. They always just act like neighbors or something impersonal in fandom.

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Looking at porn. See the 18 on the cover?

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flustered remi is too cute!

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Isn't she, though?

>actually...DON'T LOOK!

>Put it on enthusiastically, but became embarrassed.

>> No.10385732

What's up with her inconsistent hair color? It ranges everything from blue to lavender to silver.
I want to draw her but I'm not sure which color to use (although I guess it depends on her clothes, the environment, etc.)

>> No.10385738

A lot of characters are drawn with varying hair colors. Just color it how you like it the best, unless you're a CANON ONRY kind of guy.

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I love me some tied up Remila.

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I hate being such a stickler for canonicity...
I was interested in seeing what people would prefer, but I guess I'll try using more of my gut preference this time.


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best loli
best vampire
best ojou

>> No.10386542

Remilia is quite old, despite her childlike appearance. In the Gensokyo I envision, she is quite wise and makes a solid effort to take care of her troubled sister. Her servants perform their duties, but their limited experience makes them difficult for her lady to relate to. It must be lonely living in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>> No.10386547

Yeah, and instead of sharing her feelings most of the people here just want to stick something into her.

What a bunch of creeps!

>> No.10386571

No, she's quite dumb and selfish, stop making shit up.

>> No.10386582

>she's quite dumb and selfish
Maybe in your Gensokyo everyone is a shallow character who exists only for fan "art." The Gensokyo I envision is a much more intricate place.

Perhaps that grey Tewi image could explain better than I could.

>> No.10386605

Equating selfish with "shallow and exists only for fanart" is fucking dumb. An airheaded and selfish character isn't necessarily any more one-dimensional than a selfless and wise characters.

Otherwise we would be forced to do things like conclude that Ran is a better character than Chen because Ran is smart and Chen is dumb.

>> No.10386608

Indeed, it's like saying that >>10386605 is shallow and exists only for god knows what when he's just fucking dumb.
Can't argue with thost flawless arguments..

>> No.10386616 [DELETED] 

If you have a problem with what I said, please tell me where I have made erred.

>> No.10386619

What did you find particularly dumb about what I said?

>> No.10386620

Your mother and father made one in your DNA.

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I can understand the selfish and childish part, but I don't see why you would think she's dumb.

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Don't lie to yourself, you want to stick it inside her too.

>> No.10387405


To be completely honest, I find Remilia to be one of the least attractive touhous. I guess loli vampires just don't do it for me. Also, her personality rarely helps. It's endearing, but far from sensual

>> No.10387430

Bet it would feel cold.

>> No.10387429

That could probably be said of all Touhous, at least how they're portrayed in the games.

>> No.10387441

What about her sister?

>> No.10387451


I don't think anybody is thinking of the games when they fap, Anon

Well, except for those megaweirdos who fap to ZUN-alike art, but we don't talk about that

Anyway, you know what I mean. Fanon personalities commonly attributed to her in doujin work makes her snooty, proud, childish, and overall sort of a brat. Which, again, can be a little endearing, but definitely not a turn on


I should've known somebody would bring Flandre up. Actually, I find her much more attractive, but I don't think I could explain why. I don't usually fap to her either, though, just more often than Remilia

>> No.10387502

Probably because of her appearance and her nature.

Also look at her portrait when announcing a spell card. Tell me if it's not a bit suggestive.

>> No.10387522

god dang look at that butt

>> No.10387523

>I find her much more attractive, but I don't think I could explain why

It's probably due to the fanon personalities often attributed to them, like you mentioned.
Their looks are almost exactly the same, but Flandre is often portrayed more childlike than Remilia. Remilia sometimes has this serious no-fun-allowed attitude in fanworks.

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Was she born as a vampire or originally human and then got bitten when she was still young?

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>> No.10388306


She and Flandre are the daughters of Dracula.

>> No.10388351

That shit is a lie.

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In her canon portrait she has no bite mark in the neck, a bite anywhere else for someone with the body of a 12 year old is too lewd for something made by ZUN and by this logic she has to be born like that unless you can say something more reasonable.

>> No.10388402

Who says the bite mark doesn't heal? Also, that is vague as hell.
1/10 for making me reply.

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It's quite common to keep the bite mark as the last scar someone gets before becoming a vampire, have you not seen any movie/read vampire books? And I mean Bram Stoker, not Twilight bullshit and alikes. Also I know it's quite vague but unless you can provide something more reasonable, proving otherwise, my argument wins.

>> No.10388428

>Also I know it's quite vague but unless you can provide something more reasonable, proving otherwise, my argument wins.

Not the one you were talking to but what you just said is truly retarded.

>> No.10388433

Still more reasonable than just an affirmation.

>> No.10388813

The only real argument you could bring for them being born as vampires is that Flandre appears to be the same age as Remilia, despite being 5 years younger.
So if they got bitten, they didn't get bitten at the same time, Flandre got turned into a vampire a few years later, maybe even by Remilia.

>> No.10389318

I don't think there's an official answer for this, but in some Remilia's profile, her light eating habit is linked to her inability to produce more vampires.
>Implying that ZUN is using "vampires" are humans infected mythology.

>> No.10389338

In the games, Remilia has excellent senses, in that she quickly notices subtle things, but she's bad at concluding things (or just doesn't bother). This and being paired with a nerd like Patchouli contribute to make Remilia's intelligence seem "normal", at best.

>> No.10389372

100% confirmed real autism.

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Go fuck yourself.

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Yes they are friends. For the good or the evil. (mostly the evil)

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Be as it may, your argument is fucking retarded and you should kill yourself.

>> No.10389457

Remi is often thrown to the side in favor of her sister, and that's because of the fanfic/doujin writers. How depressing. I always envisioned her as the lazy carefree type with some sadistic tendencies.

Also, why is she so often portrayed with those little red clown shos? She had the awesome stocking and shoes in the fifth game.

Not him, but his argument does make sense, you're just being too pissy. Vampires are technically dead, so thus the dead shouldn't heal back any injuries caused to them before they became vampires. Afterwards, you could just argue that magic. It's more appealing to think that Remi and Flounder were born that way however.

>> No.10389466

Come on, dude, the translators note is RIGHT THERE.

>> No.10389691

"Until Lucifer takes his place as the rightful ruler" isn't talking about the star, you know.

>> No.10389716

It isn't?

>> No.10390482

Pretty sure it is, it's written right there.

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>> No.10391003

Even normal intelligence would seem pretty good in direct comparison with the most of the rest of Gensokyo.
And I really think it's more of a "she doesn't bother to further investigate most things" situation.
In Silent Sinner, for example, it was said that she knew the whole time that she was being manipulated by Yukari but went with it anyway because the alternative was boring.

>> No.10391296

Or you know, she could be lying and just say so so that she doesn't looks stupid and uncharismatic

>> No.10391460

This is hilarious and should be used more. I don't think the reverse (Remilia as Cirno) was ever done.

Same thing with Flandre / Rumia, of course.

>> No.10391548
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It was Patchy who said that to Eirin, not Remi herself.

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I like this thread.

>> No.10392567

>Even normal intelligence would seem pretty good in direct comparison with the most of the rest of Gensokyo

What? Most of touhous are centuries old monsters far surpassing humans in intelligence.

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I wonder what remi would think of all these people expressing their love for her?

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Nah mate, most youkai are pretty much monsters who rely on instinct when making decisions.

>> No.10392590

fuck you
I'm asexual

>> No.10392598


But those are cannon fodder youkai.

Most of named characters are different.

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Something like that, probably.

Maybe you can still work for her, though. Apparently hiring standards aren't high.

>> No.10392638
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"Well, naturally. Of course humans would admire their betters."
Something like that.

>> No.10392645

i fucking love that pic

>> No.10392651
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She'd probably enjoy having a bunch of obsessed human followers to play with/feed on. But I doubt she'd let us in her mansion.

>> No.10392656


>> No.10392668

Whoa, whoa there Sparky. Take your pills and calm down.

Source of that image?

>> No.10392670

scratch me pls
but no sexual stuff

>> No.10392683

(Ponjiyuusu?) Mistress' Home Party Epic Battle

>> No.10392685

or she can suck blood of your balls

>> No.10392688


Or directly from the dick.

Vampire's bite is supposed to feel good.

>> No.10392692

Don't you prefer the dick?

>> No.10392710

As good as a fuckin' nail hammering into you!
Keep those teeth away from me!

>> No.10392744

I bet it feels kind of like getting a shot. Which I find to be a really pleasant and satisfying feeling.

>> No.10392752

Most youkai in Gensokyo don't seem to have superhuman intellect, for example Youmu wanted to look into things that have to do with Sailing in SSiB because a rocket is like a ship that sails through the sky to her. There are of course some exceptionsm, like Yukari, and youkai like Remilia are of course very experienced and know a lot simply because they've been living for such a long time.

>> No.10392754

It feels amazing, trust me, I'm a vampire expert. Bitten by 35 vampires completely.

>> No.10392761

you're a goul?

>> No.10392777

The thought of that always turned me on but I rarely see it. I really want to see Remi and Flan sensually biting dicks now.

>> No.10392795

Getting scars on your dick is not a very good idea.

>> No.10392842

That won't be the first bad idea I've fapped to.

>> No.10393350


Image limit.

>> No.10393966


Vampire's bites don't leave scars.