/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who can't wait for this to be released just to watch it bomb and laugh because of how bad it will be? It's like the Duke Nukem Forever of eroge industry. Everyone are poking fun at it and make nasty comments because deep down inside we all know that it simply isn't possible for it to live up to the hype. .

[Anonymous No.]

I've fapped to the demo every day since its release.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh gosh I forgot about this.

Why is everyone so excited, again? Doesn't this only have three characters and they're all ugly, or am I thinking of something else?

[Anonymous No.]

This game reminds me of those dumb "rub the girl to fill her orgasm meter" games on Newgrounds. No idea why people are so excited.

[Anonymous No.]

looks cool
why would it be bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>10377964
Because it's coming out for more than 7 years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10377968
I see
wait no I dont
maybe the developer is lazy? how is the quality of a game tied to how long it takes to come out?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe I managed to decipher those runes, especially in that font. Looks like I haven't forgotten them entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop it! Just stop it!

I don't want to hear your lies anymore. Otome Function is coming soon and it will be great and wonderful and it will solve all my problems and you should all just shut up, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna touch boss' boobs

[Anonymous No.]

whats the weird watch for

[Anonymous No.]

Rosenzweig Schadenfreude was like that and it didn't live up to the hype either

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378044
>Rosenzweig Schadenfreude
Spell checker messed that up horribly.

*Rosenkreuzstilette Freudenstachel

[Anonymous No.]

Why wouldn't it live up to the hype? It looks better in every way than the game that preceded it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378059
By the time it finally comes out it'll have outdated graphics and will need a new engine. And I'm pretty sure it won't bring anything new to the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378059
By the time it finally comes out it'll have outdated graphics and will need a new engine. And I'm pretty sure it won't bring anything new to the table either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10377928

It hasnt updated in a year

its ded Tim

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378233
It will come out. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378000

^__^

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378258
muh bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378233
>2013年01月13日

[Anonymous No.]

It won't be anywhere near Hizashi no naka no real.

Deep down inside you know this to be the truth. I'm sorry, everyone.

I'd much rather have uncensored Hizashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10377956

Did you even play Hizashi no naka no real?

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>>10378366
The pleasure of cumming inside was truly the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378059
Otome Function looks better than Hizashi no naka no real? Why you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378366

I nearly destroyed my dick to this cursed game. Hard to believe it has been getting my faps for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378901
Now imagine if it was uncensored.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't even lnew about it's existence until some days ago

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>>10378909

My dick would actually fall off completely. I'm dead serious. Last time I played Hizashi was last week, and I gave my poor penis all manner of blister and rug-burn-like sores in an hour long session. I really need to get some lube and a nice safe onahole.

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>>10377928
So Otome no Function is created by the same guy who made Hizashi no Naka or is it just the same company?

>>10378366
Easily the greatest /h/ game of all time. There has never been anything quite like it.

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>>10378366
i wish i didnt delete my copy ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378943

You're supposed to say "reinstalling!"

That's the proper response when someone mentions Hizashi, according to /jp/ historical records.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378936
That sounds really painful. I'm glad I'm uncircumsized.

>>10378942
Same company, same guy is also working on it. The art is very recognizable.

>>10378947
He probably is reinstalling, but is sad because he lost his pink saves.

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>>10377928
That game taking forever to be released makes 100% sense if you think about it. The level of detail that guy put into Hizashi no Naka was unheard of for its time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378960
>pink saves

I thought that was a myth.

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>>10378961
B-but there's no imouto chara in Otome Function. I'm still looking forward to Tatjana.

>>10378973
Eeh, nope. I guess someone had to troll around to cause all the confusion about the save system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378984
To think that I still haven't mastered this game after so many years. What an incredible game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378947
i'd reinstall it but i lose my dl links

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378984
What does a pink save get you? I've only gotten so far as 8 or 9.

[Anonymous No.]

One would think that this game being so awesome, it would have gotten some kind of translation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378996
>>10378999
The save color is just her sensitivity / how much she likes your touch.

All events/scenes can be locked with any save color, I think. But the gameplay itself is so great when she's really feeling it.

>>10379009
True.

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>>10379013
wtf, it's translated
didnt know that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379019
LAH have been working on it for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379013
Nah, some events can only be completed with a certain color. There is a finger option on day three, I think, that only appears above certain levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379034
Oh. Sorry about that. I wasn't certain about it, I've had 100% unlocked for so long time.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 100% sure that the gameplay and art in Otome Function is going to be leagues above Hizashi.

I'm also 100% sure that no one is going to like Otome Function nearly as much as Hizashi, because the reason everyone liked Hizashi wasn't the gameplay or the art, but the pedo aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379013
I was already doing things really slowly when I got 8, I really don't know how much slower I can go.

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>>10379080
Someone posted on the LAH board that speed doesn't really matter. You should only try to avoid stretching her delicate parts too much. No idea how much of that is true.

That being said, anyone still have those translation files? The links I found on that pice of shit board are either dead or virus'd.

[Anonymous No.]

I found one of those pink saves and now I feel betrayed. She's like a completely different person. She started masturbating on her own, in another position she started moving on her own and I think she orgasmed in one of the positions. She never did these lewd things with me ;_;

http://www.mediafire.com/?mbhbbr845lbtb0y

Drag and drop the .sol files to here:
C:\Users\[user_name]\AppData\Roaming\Macromedia\Flash Player\#SharedObjects\[this_folder_is_different_for_everyone]\localhost

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379098
That's what >>10379013 was referring to when he said the gameplay was much better after she turned into a horny nymph.

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>>10379098
>She started masturbating on her own
You can get her to that point even without a pink save. Just gently tease her a lot in that scene! It's my favorite in the whole game.

>C:\Users\[user_name]\AppData\Roaming\Macromedia\Flash Player\#SharedObjects\[this_folder_is_different_for_everyone]\localhost

To be more correct, it is %appdata%\Macromedia\Flash Player\#SharedObjects\(that UID)\localhost\

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379013
>>10379024
Got a download link? The links I get there say something like this "Download permission denied by uploader. (0b67c2f5)"

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>>10379050
>I'm 100% sure that the gameplay and art in Otome Function is going to be leagues above Hizashi.
Unfortunately, the demo tells a different story. It's very much the same as Hizashi.

But you're probably right about the popularity, unless all of the Otome Function's characters are really exceptional.

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>>10379211
I'd fuck that short haired girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379211
I don't think the gameplay is going to be different per se, rather that there's going to be more of it.

I mean, fuck, there better be, after all these years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10377956
>newgrounds
How many other people went on that terrible website?
Is it still popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379375
You did too when you were younger. If you didn't, well, chances are you have some growing up to do, young man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379408
Newgrounds didn't exist when I was young. But then again, I didn't even have internet access in the mid-90s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10379098
I was in the same boat. It wasn't until last year that I found out about pink saves and finally got to finger her in day 3 or something. It was like I just downloaded some DLC.

[Anonymous No.]

It will be out a day before the Hiyori expansion for Love+Evolution.
>『２０１２年発売予定』
Whoops

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>>10379098

>I think she orgasmed in one of the positions.

How so? I really get off to female orgasms and I still haven't made it happen in Hizashi, even with a pink save. Can anyone help a poor anon out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10381509
You'll have to bring her close to orgasm before even jamming it in. It can be done even without pink saves just like >>10379122, but it's not easy.

If you want a true challenge, try to help her orgasm via masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

pink save?
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10378924
I fucking hated that poster.

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>>10378999
I think 8 is my personal best, and that took all of my patience and skill. I downloaded a pink save off of, I think Hongfire, before though. It really is great when you use a pink save.

I might have lost the save by now though, and it'll probably be gone from Hongfire.

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>>10379098
You don't need a pink save for orgasms, though you'll have to rub her for a long time before you put it in.
>>10381509
You can't make it happen even with a pink save? It's easy if you have a pink save, I think you can even just put it in and set it to automatic and she'll come before you finish, it's that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384261

I think the problem was that I kept changing positions and scenes on day 4, maybe that resets her or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any use for placing the pen on her, or in her?

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>>10379013
Those messages are translated? I thought I had the latest version of the translation.
Can you upload the latest or provide a link? I went to the lah board and the links I tried were dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10377928
>Am I the only one who can't wait for this to be released just to watch it bomb and laugh because of how bad it will be?
Waiting to laugh at someone else's misfortune is mean spirited bullying. Bully pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit. I can't find my copy in my archives and all the links point to megaupload (RIP). Does anyone here still have the translation patch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384550

I don't think one was ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

Your google skills are weak /jp/.
http://www.mediafire.com/badjman_LAH#40nlwj75pn1vs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384627
Apparently everyone else's is too, considering none of the files on that mediafire have ever been downloaded by anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384627
>>10384646
The file you attempted to download is an archive that is damaged or possibly encrypted. MediaFire does not support unlimited downloads of broken or encrypted archives and the limit for this file has been reached. This file may only be distributed from a premium account.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384427
Nothing brings such joy as the misfortune of fellow men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384680
Depends on the person really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384672
Part 1: http://www.mediafire.com/?vz13py9vyxrcv9b
Part 2: http://www.mediafire.com/?glncpncrjay8a8w

[Anonymous No.]

When Otome Function comes out, I will instantly turn into Fabio and have a 20/10 bangin' hot wife to jump into after back-flipping out of my Maserati.

Then I will return to my room to play it, and thus continue with my normal life. I can't wait to sell that Maserati and buy a truckload of figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384720
>I will instantly turn into Fabio and have a 20/10 bangin' hot wife to jump into after back-flipping out of my Maserati.

I thought you were referencing that story where the guy kept changing cars, at first. It's gotta be my favorite copy pasta of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10384761
I stopped trying when all I was coming up with were names of Italian pasta types instead of Italian supercars.

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>>10379211
This blonde girl will make the game worth it.
And the Minami Kanna ripoff will be a good crowning moment of Minami-Ke.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope it has voice acting and more dialog so the girls can properly humiliate you when you can't make them cum.