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This thread is for all Hello! Project groups and soloists, old and new.

モーニング娘。 『Help me!!』 (MV)
Berryz工房 『WANT!』 (MV)
℃-ute 『この街』 (MV)
真野恵里菜 「NEXT MY SELF」 (MV)
スマイレージ 「寒いね。」 (MV)

Previous thread >>10353333

Thread topic: Will we ever see good MVs again?

>> No.10374254
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Looks shopped as fug

>> No.10374260

>Will we ever see good MVs again?
Which is the latest good one?

>> No.10374262 [DELETED] 
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So Brown musume puts her dick into little boy's anus,, little boy puts his dick into cute girl anus and little girl puts her dick into serial killer musume?

I'm ok with that.

>> No.10374264


Wakuteka Take a Chance

>> No.10374272

Please Miniskirt Postwoman

>> No.10374280
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Sayu being cute as fuck.

>> No.10374281
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Oda answering questions:

>> No.10374291

So this is what it feels like to be Ikuta, to be able to look down clothes like that.

>> No.10374294

What's a good MV for you?

>> No.10374328

Stuff like Nanchatte Renai where the camera moves and shit. Recently, maybe that bicycle song from c-ute. The problem with the current batch of MV is that the camera work feels one dimensional and empty. It's moving no where, just zooming in and out. The storyboarding itself is just, let the girls dance and we'll add in a video made by the AV club from the neighbouring high school. It lacks a creative punch, other than the dance itself, but that's not even supposed to be the production team's work. To top it off, the editing work after they've incorporated their video onto the green screen looks kinda shoddy. I'm not an expert in cinematography and shit but even I can differentiate between a well thought out video and a lazy one.

>> No.10374361

Is that raw jellyfish? What the heck does jellyfish taste like anyway?

>> No.10374413
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Seriously so gorgeous!

>> No.10374458

You are still here, virgin troll?

>> No.10374472


>> No.10374515

inb4 deletion

>> No.10374531


perfect mv. the fairground date scene and koharu really make this video awesome.

>> No.10374565
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Will Junjun ever try to point out the roundness again?

This is really nice actually.

>> No.10374595

>yfw you realise momusu will never be this good ever again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aajh8Z4fRn0 - why no official momusu channel?

>> No.10374620

also, i hope you realise how awesome aibon was.

>> No.10374625

We all do man, we all do.

>> No.10374653

Mr. Moonlight is much shittier than I remembered.

>> No.10374689
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Wait, how come there are this many decent answers all of a sudden?

>> No.10374725

What's the deal with the guy who shouts "UH!" and "HERE WE GO!" and "YEAH!" in the H!P songs?

>> No.10374736

i think that's mostly tsunku - even for the patois one.

>> No.10374754

>ctrl+f aika on thread 29 and here
>no results

Well I guess no one cares about her catching the flu.

>> No.10374758


momochi confirmed for a bro

>> No.10374779
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Why? Wanna fug?

>> No.10374781

I'm seriously feeling harrassed by all the Sakura videos being uploaded.

>> No.10374782
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How about this and its two replies?

>> No.10374783

have you tried 'granny'?

>> No.10374786

those were once mighty chebs which needed mighty string to keep them tamed. now they are nothing ;___;

>> No.10374871


Just did, thank you.

>> No.10374937

she's seriously gonna be a looker when she grows up

>> No.10375052
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B-but I like your slightly brown skin Chinami...

>> No.10375075
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What do you think Airi teaches Riho?

>> No.10375083

How to sing, hopefully.

>> No.10375103
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Damn that's a good one, your on the ball today.

>> No.10375254
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You guys see all of the character development Moon-Face did on Satoyama 32? She is afraid of bugs and the other members chase her with one.

>> No.10375412

yes, just a clip though. I really don't watch Satoyama.

>> No.10375454
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I only watch it so I can complain on /jp/ about how boring it is.

>> No.10375543
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that is the most beautiful picture I have seen of her

>> No.10375783
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Chinami is sexy as fug.

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Late to the party with this movie, but I thought it was pretty entertaining.

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>> No.10376115
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And it had Maimii high kicking while wearing a high slitted Chinese dress. What more could one ask for?

>> No.10376288
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Posting JunJun to make that one guy mad.

>> No.10376450

I wish the other girls posted shit with that resolution on their blogs. Usually, we're lucky if we get something the size of

>> No.10377033
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Mano piano's graduation concert will be streamed on niconico. Bookmark this.
It will be a glorious day for all of us.

>> No.10377061

I tried to watch a Mano live a couple months ago and was horrified.

I can't believe she's been in development that long and still can't carry a tune on stage.

>> No.10377066

Maybe that's why she's graduating so soon.

>> No.10377084 [DELETED] 

But who will be next?

>> No.10377088

But who will be next? After Reina, of course.

>> No.10377099

Do you mean who'll be graduating next after Reina? Shige obviously? Berikyu will follow soon after and then we'll experience a no-graduation peaceful time. After two years Iikubo will start the graduation ball rolling.

>> No.10377104
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Graduating never

>> No.10377429
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>> No.10377441

translate it weebs
No seriously what does it say?

>> No.10377467

Learn to read, kid.

>> No.10377468

Kanji's too hard man. If you read it out for me I might catch the meaning.

>> No.10377628

Reina decided to graduate because she didn't want to just sing in the background while the newer girls get better positions in the dances and CD covers.

>> No.10377708

A fucking bitch till the end

>> No.10377710
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Current H!P idols don't release high quality photos on their blogs because the management thinks it'll hurt their photobook sales.

>> No.10378074
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>> No.10378208

ab crunches, healthy pack lunches, this what ameonna does lots of and bunches.

>> No.10378441
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>> No.10378585
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The Fishiest.

>> No.10378603


I'm glad the members are starting to recognize what a repulsive human being Ikubo is

>> No.10378750 [DELETED] 
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For us unwashed heathens who don't speak the God's Tounge, what specifically did she say wrong? The only thing I understood was Sayu saying what the brown one said was a little disgusting.

>> No.10378757
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For us unwashed heathens who don't speak the God's Tongue, what specifically did she say wrong? The only thing I understood was Sayu saying what the brown one said was a little disgusting.

>> No.10378810

I don't know MM at all, but the girl on the front right is often asked "how do you managed to make those creepy motions", and then she says "but I'm not trying to be creepy". The girl in the back says "Oh, so it's not on purpose". Some more dialog and then she says "So you're not acting creepy, you're just creepy".

I don't see anywhere where someone said something "wrong" so I don't really know what I need to explain.

>> No.10378830
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hey thanks.

>> No.10378899
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Even her phone resembles food.

>> No.10379000

I really like Riho's face a lot.
But her body is aubpar.

>> No.10379029
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I wonder what Captain's shoes size is.

>> No.10379078

Absolutely filthy.

>> No.10379097

turkish delight... don't know if want.

>> No.10379162
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I have a hard time watching MM nowadays. All of the sexy members left except for the Reina and Sayu. All of the current members' bodies besides those two are just not appealing.

>> No.10379191

Maybe because half of them are still kids. Did you think Sayu was 'sexy' back when she joined?

>> No.10379206

Ayumi's body is not appealing? You just went 666% faggot, mate.

>> No.10379264
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>implying you will not tap rookie sayu

>> No.10379277

I'd tap it, but I ain't gonna call it 'sexy'.

>> No.10379361
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Is there any news about Reina's band?

>> No.10379417
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She's very pretty. Not sexy like Kamei, JunJun, or Ai-chan though.

>> No.10379421
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None except for pic related being ungodly hawt.

>> No.10379427

But can she play?

>> No.10379437

I hope so. They went through an audition didn't they? And I think one of them said they like metal. Can't get more hardcore than muthafuckin' metal man.

>> No.10379440

No, thank you. And no mosh, trends or fun either.

>> No.10379448

Not saying they're gonna do that. Maybe just an insight at their skill level. Honestly I can't wait for her band to take off. Although I do wish they would release some samples before Reina actually graduates.

>> No.10379465
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JunJun's cheeks are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.10379472


>> No.10379483
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You mean they were.

>> No.10379488

rank the girl according to their bush

>> No.10379507

I don't know what it is about this picture, but it's just perfect. This is the MM that I want to support, the MM that I want to do well.

>> No.10379511 [DELETED] 

Gross. Fuck off.

>> No.10379515

Gross. Fuck off.

>> No.10379535

they have nice skin...

>> No.10379687

what a fucking bitch. She fucking complained her senpai bullied her when she was a kid. And she would not let her kouhai take the center while her senpai let her be on the center for her debut song?

Bitch should just shut the fuck up and I hope her band failed and get her little ass back to fukuoka

>> No.10379702

Wait... you're saying she should stay even after she's no more relevant and people have moved on to the younger girls just because you take her being a realist as an offence?

>> No.10379711

Can't handle a strong-willed girl? Stay beta

>> No.10379728
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Would you like Reina to bully you?

>> No.10379751
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Does this bullying include her calling me rude names and stepping on me?

>> No.10379775
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It's up to her what she will do to you, but I guess she will do that too, as I can't imagine bullying without invectives or physical harassment.

>> No.10379818
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Reina's acting is atrocious and she really has no personality to be doing regular show appearances, this band is merely the best way the agency found to keep her busy and continue making money from her retarded wota.

It's great for her, she gets to keep singing, as it is her only talent, and without the pressure of being an idol, she can finally be more open about being the biggest H!P slut since Aibon. As well as the dumbest, but I suppose being stupid as fuck is what passes for having a strong will these days.

>> No.10379892
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So does all of that mean you wouldn't sniff her feet?

>> No.10380127
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Maimii skin overhang.

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>> No.10380143

Oh goody, a post full of conjecture and lol >opinions. And a lil bit of edge too.

>> No.10380393
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Why is Maimi so perfect?

>> No.10380525
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What will Airi major in when she goes to college/university?

>> No.10380698
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I wonder why they segregated the tiny breasted Berryz from the larger breasted Berryz.

>> No.10380750
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I can't wait for the solo versions of the new c-ute MV, Expecting lovely overload.

>> No.10380894
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How much would it cost to have C-ute come to your house for your birthday, perform Dance de Bakoon in your living room, have Mai-chan ride a unicycle, and all of this while barefooted?

>> No.10381170

'bout three fiddy

>> No.10382097
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Eri ;_;

>> No.10382425
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What cute girls they are!

>> No.10382442
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>> No.10382472
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Bear is so beautiful even though she is a giant.

>> No.10382483

Like hell are those 5cm of difference. Kumai is definitely 180cm, which would make her taller than me...

>> No.10382494

IIRC, she's around average height for young western females.
She only looks like a giant next to the dwarves that inhabit the island she lives on.

>> No.10382501

No, I looked it up, she is 1.82m, which is well above average for western girls. Only 2% of the population are her height, although it are certainly significantly more if we would only look at girls younger than 25.

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If Bear were a colossus, where would her weak point be?

>> No.10382560
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# 4. Kumai-chan


>> No.10382561

Always go for the neck. The base of the neck to be more precise.

>> No.10382572

Sneak preview of S/mileage's new single.

>> No.10382597
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I'm not too crazy about the song, but that Berryz outfit is very sensual.

>> No.10382619

Dat garterbelt. Oh my captain

>> No.10382652
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How do you like that saggy tits Airi

>> No.10382666
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Airi doesn't have big enough boobies for them to be saggy.

>> No.10382719
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>putting music on my computer and typing in all the track titles
What is autism?

>> No.10382801

Probably just an inaccurate translation or something like that.

>> No.10382826

I love me some autistic h!p.

>> No.10383052

Maybe she has a last.fm account?

>> No.10383158
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How would one say,"May I please sniff your honorable feet?" in Japanese. This is for academic purposes.

>> No.10383378
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There's no lewdness like that in the Japanese language.

>> No.10383418
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Would you let Masaki be your trail guide?

>> No.10383431

Lewd? Sounds very polite to me, should be perfectly suitable for the Japanese language.

>> No.10383503

You just have raunchy ears.

>> No.10383675


These 3 are without a doubt the shittiest consecutive singles ever released. Normally I could rely on other groups when one was having a weak song. But these are gonna be 2 to 3 months of insufferable Tsunku purodiushu SHIT.

>> No.10383691
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u a lil green w/ dealing with gal feet m8? jus ask a lass if you can smell her under bits and she'll happily oblige to help a lad out.

>> No.10383704


>> No.10383720

He's saving the best songs for the Suzuki Kanon solo debut. It will be glorious.

>> No.10383765

Is there some kind of beef between Riho and Ikuta?

>> No.10383814

What makes you say that? Show relevant videos. I'm interested in these kinda things.

The way I see it, Ikuta aims to be the best idol, and Riho is fast becoming MM's center. So maybe that has something to do with it. I think it's just friendly rivalries at this point but it could escalate further.

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>> No.10383868
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What does this post mean?

>> No.10383872

Nothing actually substantial, just that I read some Youtube comment in Japanese asking that question and I vaguely remember reading something like "Riho didn't give a souvenir to Eripon? Does that mean she's still mad?" on Hello! Online. Neither of them referred to anything specific, so I didn't bother with digging further. Also I know I shouldn't really venture into the H!O forums and I apologize for doing it.

>> No.10383878
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Typical conversation on Hello!Online.

>> No.10383895

I have to add I found the video with the 「えりぽんと、やっしーは仲が悪いのか?」, though I realize it's just a random guy on Youtube comments. That's why I wanted to ask if there's anything to back that up.

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Well I think you shouldn't really look into it too much and end up with massive headcanons like the folks at H!O do.
Wasn't this way back when Takahashi was still in the group? They were still new back then weren't they? I'm guessing that they still weren't acquainted well with each other yet and were trying to find their comfort zones.

I don't know though. Even now watching videos of them, Riho seems isolated from the rest. Maybe it's the pressure knowing that she's being pushed while the other girls can still have a laugh amongst themselves. It doesn't help that she does her radio shows alone while the other three have fun doing theirs. Being Riho is suffering.

>> No.10383977
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Did Jaypee ever eat lunch alone while other people were having fun and talking together?

>> No.10384020
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M-maasa pls

>> No.10384036 [DELETED] 

Цитата: заходите на www.4chan.org
и гляди раздел этот там скачаете и узнаете много нового.

Чего смотреть-то. Ничё непонятно. Как видите пришли :)
Щас посмотрим что у вас тут ценного. К стате проголосуй или оцени http://www.2nt.ru/video/yumor-i-satira/kabluchki-makijazh-tolstjak-zhgyot.html - класское видео спасибо за ранее.

>> No.10384059
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She can test her grip strength on me, if you know what I mean.

>> No.10384081

No. Are you a slimy scumbag?

>> No.10384090
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No, I'm not particularly slimy or a bag filled with scum.
Why do you ask?

>> No.10384100

N-no reason.

>> No.10384107
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Y-you too!

>> No.10384111

I could trail something inside her.

>> No.10384201
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No lewd thoughts about Masaki Sato pls, thanks.

>> No.10384208
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Hey I heard she's all better now. Congrats.

>> No.10384220

This was posted in the last thread I think and it's much more recent. Take what you will from this video.

>> No.10384406

I love this girl so much oh my god

>> No.10384429
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>> No.10384436

So when is the Goto Maki debut AV coming out? Anyone know?

>> No.10384487
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Eripon's forehead.

>> No.10384521
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It was a made up bullshit tabloid article silly.

speaking of Maki. Thank you ZACC Prime for posting the first picture of her in like 4-5 months a few days ago. 2013 Maki is still beautiful.


>> No.10384620
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How are you going to be celebrating Martin Luther King Day, Jaypee?

>> No.10384650

Hah they fixed her crater face too much with photoshop

>> No.10384662
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Let's say someone was going to make a blog dedicated to H!P armpits. What would be a witty name?

>> No.10384706

Ritsu irl

>> No.10384849
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I hope your not serious with that statement.

>> No.10384940 [DELETED] 

I think some guy posted here long ago a H!P foot fetish blog

>> No.10385022 [DELETED] 
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It hasn't been updated since November. What a useless cunt.

>> No.10385937

When Reina was her age, she was tackling songs like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gySv3nLuBuM for fun

>> No.10385964
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Oh god my fuggin' sides.

>> No.10386086

I'm so glad Reina stopped singing in that cutesy voice she always did since that horrid Kirakira song. I like her voice better this way.


>> No.10386094

She's grown man. It's only natural

>> No.10386101

so the mv budget was spent on his cosmetic procedures and make-up?

>> No.10386121

Yes of course. They're going to shut h!p down in a year haven't you heard?

>> No.10386157

thank fuck for that.

>> No.10386255

Her voice was great when she was younger, it just became unbearable to listen to when she started singing in a cutesy voice on purpose. It actually went on until One Two Three

>> No.10386689
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>> No.10386744
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"Jenkins, what can we make the idols do that costs under 5$?"
"Goddammit Jenkins, you're a genius."

>> No.10386758
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Even Frisbee is too lewd.

>> No.10386787
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Zukki is so awkward it is painful.

>> No.10386815
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Holy shit, they're going to do Frisbee for the whole DVD?

>> No.10386820

is that Laurence Fishburne on the left?

>> No.10386910
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I bet Zukki is one of the reasons no one will let them come on variety shows. No one wants to see a fat, ugly, awkward girl on their TV show.

>> No.10386912


In Japan people average people buy CD's and have CD collections. The average person doesn't konw shit about buying or downloading songs online. So maybe she is ripping the cd's onto itunes or something and filling in the song names from the back of the CD. I am unsure why itunes doesn't automatically come up with the CD names, but whatever. Maybe she is using some shitty japanese software like that sony one.

>> No.10386926


That is fucking pathetic. Honestly, that mod sounds like they take things way too seriously. The singapore of mods.

>> No.10387041

>In Japan people average people buy CD's and have CD collections. The average person doesn't konw shit about buying or downloading songs online.
You mean like in every country? The Japanese have the same piracy rates as most Western countries, so it's pretty irrelevant.

I don't understand your comparison to Singapore. Unless you mean to say that mod is pretty awesome.

>> No.10387067
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It is commonly thought that in Singapore you can get arrested for shit like spitting on the street or not washing your hands after using the bathroom, so I suppose he is making a comparison in levels of strictness between Singapore and that mod.

No personal experience with Singapore here, but a lot of people seem to think it is pretty authoritarian.


>> No.10387069
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Make-up with Airi.

>> No.10387073
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Hairstyles with Airi.

>> No.10387078
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School Days with Airi.

>> No.10387081
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Now I too can be as pretty as Airi.

>> No.10387096

i was told owning satellite television equipment in singapore was not allowed as it can be used to view maidens in a state of undress and other lewd and/or lascivious things.

>> No.10387101

What is the internet?

>> No.10387106
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I hear there are a lot of pictures of idols on the internet.

>> No.10387107

something that is apparently filtered as fuck over in singapore. they really don't want their people to see maidens in lewd or lascivious circumstances.

>> No.10387113

The only thing that's filtered on Singapore interbutts is a few major pornsites as a token measure.

>> No.10387116

It's not China level though.
This one.

>> No.10387118

>spitting on the street or not washing your hands after using the bathroom
And people should be allowed to do such filthy things like the Chinese? Not on my watch, I'd have them put down.
Seriously though, such things are partly what makes Singapore such a damn nice and spotless place.

>> No.10387124

You authoritarian bastard! I want to be able to shit on the floor in public.

>> No.10387126

will there be come-up-pances should one's IP address be spotted visiting maidensinlewdposesandattire.com ?

>> No.10387129
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/jp/ - Singapore General

>> No.10387133

No Tim, your only allowed to shit on your own bedroom floor.

>> No.10387234

>If you have a balcony or garden, be aware that if you have flower pots, or anywhere that collects water and mosquito larvae subsequently breed, you risk being fined as a result.

Good stuff. Borderline retarded, sure. But still kinda awesome.

>> No.10387296
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Are there any Singaporean idols?

>> No.10387317

>mfw all videos are not available
Fucking hate GEMA. FUCK YOU!

>> No.10387323

Sorry german bro. We feel you. Try dailymotion

>> No.10387327
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U-um about that..
Imo the shortest one's the best but she's the only one from Malaysia.

>> No.10387329
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Get proxymate you dummy, works flaw- and effortlessly.

>> No.10387356

>slow as fuck
>at least it works

Thanks anon.

>> No.10387357

Meant to say proxmate.

>> No.10387369

I forgot to add I need captchas for Youtube..

>> No.10387376

I don't have problems with the speed and what do you mean by facebook?

I don't mind the occasional captcha too much.

>> No.10387379

>captcha on youtube
what the cunt, bruv?

>> No.10387390

To quote from the Youtube page regarding why they sometimes ask for a captcha:

>The cause is how you are accessing the Internet. Your network, or proxy, or possibly even your IP address is shared with others who are accessing YouTube from the same address (or block of addresses). To YouTube, this looks too much like a possible attack on their network, so they ask you to verify you're not a bot of some kind. The only solution is to change how you access the Internet or change when you access the Internet (hopefully at a time when there are fewer other users).

Proxmate occasionally triggers this, so you have to fill out a captcha. For me it happens very rarely.

>> No.10387404

Yeah, I don't complain any more. It works and I'm fine. Thank you, anon!

>> No.10387407

Who is this dirty gaijin?
Please let him interview S/mileage.

>> No.10387410

skeen. thanks for clearing that up. i have never encountered such things on youtube before. i also hope i never have to.

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>> No.10387424
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Me on the right.

>> No.10387425

if that's tsunku's studion then +1 for the dm2000 but lol at the imac which looks like it's running pro fools LE. is that a radar on the left or is it a sony job?

>> No.10387596
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I never noticed that little chip on her front tooth before.

>> No.10387609

adorable, isn't it? :3

>> No.10387684
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Me out of frame with a hand net.

>> No.10387719
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for fishing errant pubes out of the pool?

>> No.10387840

BTW Michishige and Kusumi Koharu had a discussion on radio after Koharu admitted she joined Morning Musume only to enter the entertainment world. She just used the group as a stepping stone and left as soon as she could (something most of us already knew anyway).

But you can keep with you retarded feet conversations instead of interesting ones.

>> No.10387864
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You are obviously too good for this place, why hang out here?

Read: Fuck off, ya minge.

>> No.10387880

how's glasgow?

>> No.10387889

What is there to discuss? You want us to say that even Kusumi realized how shitty MM is?

>> No.10387911
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O-okay, thanks mate.

So, whose feet are they?

>> No.10387941

dunno blud. i'm watching taeny vids while listening to 9th wonder. my mind is far too addled atm.

>> No.10387942


>> No.10387948
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This one.
I hope they'll broadcast her graduation live like they're doing Mano.
>tfw no more 6ki talk time

>> No.10387966
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So when MM will become JAV idol group?

I mean, they'll still dance and do these silly songs, but they will have to take some drastic steps in order to...well, stay on the market basically.

>> No.10387976

The same day Tsunk gets a sex change and marries Obama.

>> No.10387999


Wait, isn't he male already?

>> No.10388033
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I understand the body and voice might mislead you, like they do with Kudou.

>> No.10388026

Does anyone know who's the little chipmunk in Riho's radio show? I'm starting to think it's Tsunku but I could be horribly wrong here.

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>> No.10388106
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>> No.10388122

please stop, this frightens me.

>> No.10388123
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Do you have any pictures of Tsunku's lewd feet?

>> No.10388142

That's sorta surprising. I mean she did the whole "obnoxious squeeky idol" thing almost perfect. Koharu Soze, I guess, or Ed Norton in Primal Fear.

any source or preferably a translation on that thing?

>> No.10388151
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Unfortunately I don't but please take this.

>> No.10388152

are you a poof?

>> No.10388165
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>a poof
More of a snibble wonker than a poof.

>> No.10388162


What a slut.

>> No.10388177

Isn't she still under UF? If so, how can she be allowed to say such things?

>> No.10388281 [DELETED] 

show me a link, I am actually interested on this story

>> No.10388289

I don't think Koharu left by her own will. I thought it was well established that she got shit-canned. Why else would Reina almost miss an entire show of 9 smile in protest of Kohas graduation announcement?

>> No.10388315


>> No.10388341

Koharu sounds 3edgy5me. I can hear the disappointment in Shige's words man.

>> No.10388357

Dude here did a write-up on the whole thing. Can't vouch for his translations and whatnot, but it was still a good read for us Moon-impaired.
>Furthermore, Koharu questions Sayumi’s statement that being in Momusu has been her (real) dream.


>> No.10388362

Also her graduation dvd was probably the most forced thing I've ever seen (meaning she looked like she was seriously pissed off, while trying to act happy). I don't buy her "using momusu as a steping stone" for a second. She was a freakin' country bumpkin, for crying out loud. Not some scheming vixen.

>> No.10388416

Well, if we combine >>10388362 and >>10388357 together..
>didn't want to leave momusu
>was forced to in the end
>even joined DMM after that
>DMM currently in hiatus
So in a bid to restore her popularity she
>scrambled to make herself the talking point
>said things that will make both the management and her male fans mad
>wants female fans anyway so this adds to the previous point
>chicks dig the attitude so even better

I think Koharu was just desperate for some spotlight. I don't think she really thought through some of the things she said but those things do hurt. It's disrespectful to those who created the group and the ones currently in it. Why was she even in DMM though if she truly didn't want anything more to do with them?

>> No.10388429

Also, that tumblr is too fucking edgy for me. Why the fuck can't you other fans just enjoy the shit they put out and not act like the entitled shithead you faggots are. Fucking hell.

>> No.10388459

Some people like to complain about UFA's fuck ups and certain members being trash.

See: these threads.

>> No.10388475

These threads are not meant for faggots to vent their frustrations just because no one agreed with them on their little forums. I guess it's good that the tumblr exists solely to be a dumping place for these things, I'll give you that.

>> No.10388506
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Can we still make fun of Zukki?

>> No.10388516

Of course, it's the only thing most of us seem to agree on.

>> No.10388578
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I'm sure Jaypee agrees with this young man's sentiment.

>> No.10388607

Haruna's skeleton shoulders scare me more than Zukki's flab.

>> No.10388658

Wait, some of you still hadn't realized Koharu was a complete failure as an idol?

This is the same girl that pretty much led Sayumi to rip off her eyebrows in despair during her training, and the one in DMM who was bashed by Nakazawa for being lazy as fuck.
It is no surprise she never had the heart of a true idol, and to think UFA called her the "miracle girl". She was one of their biggest fuck-ups, both sides are to blame.

>> No.10388679

Someone post the gif where Nachhi slaps Koharu looking really mad.

>> No.10388727
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This is Koharu?

If it isn't, I'll just pretend it is.

>> No.10388735

You forgot she is also fucking autistic. Saying shit in front of of her mentor (sayu) and big names in business would lead her to have no jobs

>> No.10388947
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How can people even like Koharu? Every instance I've seen her has been fairly off putting.

>> No.10389233
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A few minutes after ordering room service at ritzy hotel, a knock comes upon the door. After rolling off the couch and opening the door for the worker, this young lady strolls across the threshold. On the tray sits various drinks, one of which you suppose is the one you had ordered earlier.
With a cute toothy grin she sets the mug upon the coffee table and softly speaks,"Shank iu foah yoah ohda. If iu needo someshingu elshe, prease call za fronto desku."

What do you do?

>> No.10389252

don't know where that's from but it looks like Aika to me.

I will say thanks and send her on her way ofc

>> No.10389269

Sniff the feet

>> No.10389427
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Would you rather have Mitsui, Chissa, or Maa-san as your doting Grandma?

>> No.10389684
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I call za fronto desku and order ten more drinks to be delivered to my room

>> No.10390363

I come back from 4 years of killing sand niggers and you guys are in the same spot.

Sup my nigs., wtf happened to maki goto while I was away?

>> No.10390446

Her mom died, she went away for awhile. Came back, made a couple of EPs and an awesome LP. Now she's sleeping and playing Monster Hunter while on hiatus.
There were two 90 minute documentaries / specials about her life made as well.

>> No.10390455

So many changes... an 90% of mm is younger than berryz now?

Man , so much changes.

>> No.10390646

道重さゆみ - ラララのピピピ

If we're following the 13:CC pattern, then the next one's Waratte You I suppose. I would prefer Zero kara hajimaru seishun though.

>> No.10390655

It might take a bit to get used to but some of the newer gens are quite likable. Go download some MM DVD Channels from the H!O tracker or something. No subs though. Also, stay far away from Suzuki Kanon.

>> No.10390866
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Watching that new Alo Hello now. Lol at Sayumi asking for Riho's face to be hit.

>> No.10391457

This makes for a better PV than any of the latest momusu singles have had (not counting dance shots as they are actually watchable)

>> No.10391644
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>> No.10391656

dem soles

>> No.10391764

sod all budget but better than the current lot of mvs. what the cunt happened to h!p?

>> No.10391790
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Who doesn't like leopard print outfits with pink skirts while dancing in a lit up city? Also there is a fat girl there.

Nah, just joshing ya. The new MVs are shit.

>> No.10391921
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>implying DA MESHIKUBO's not the most fun musume we've had in years

>> No.10391923
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>> No.10392133
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Captain seems like such a well behaved girl.

>> No.10392573
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>> No.10392582
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>> No.10393167
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Do you think Risako is a virgin? I always get this "I've sucked 1000 dicks," feeling from whenever I see her. Maybe that is just my perversion skewing my worldview.

>> No.10393188
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She's the purest Berry despite looking like she does. Gap moe.

>> No.10393205
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Yeah I've noticed that term being used a lot on their radio shows. What does 'gap moe' mean?

>> No.10393220

That it's cute to have attributes that don't seem to go together or feel opposite, like Kudou being a little girl with a manly voice.

>> No.10393246
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I see. Thanks anon-kun.
Dem crazy japs

>> No.10393604
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She has such a rude chest.

>> No.10393660

Are you new? Kudo hasn't looked like a cute little girl in 6 months. She looks like an homosexual teenage boy now.

>> No.10393733
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Would you let MM's little boy musume peg you?

>> No.10393906

nope, that's what I thought too. But there was no MV for that on the 9ki-10ki Alo Hello DVD

>> No.10394259
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Jaypee, I need your enlightened opinions. What do you think of Kuma-chan's face? Would you describe it as beautiful, plain, ugly, etc.?

I am curious as to other people's thoughts on this important matter.

>> No.10394367

she looks cute.
nothing else can describe her face other than that it looks cute

>> No.10394784
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I think she's really beautiful. Probably the most traditionally gorgeous Berry.

>> No.10394792

why is jpop so shitty and predictable

>> No.10394834


>> No.10394848

Because we can enjoy the full spectrum of music instead of just sticking to one genre. Pleb.

>> No.10395353

bump limit soon. New thread?

>> No.10395417

New thread