Satori trying to be cute and sexy. Success? Y/N

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Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:39:15 2013 No.10363154 [Reply] [Original]

Satori trying to be cute and sexy.

Success? Y/N

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:42:00 2013 No.10363160 Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:43:30 2013 No.10363161 >>10363154 Only women with breasts can be considered sexy. Therefore Satori will be forever cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:44:15 2013 No.10363163 File: 221 KB, 500x500, 1320419722396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363154 ヽ(^∇^)ノ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:48:15 2013 No.10363172 File: 245 KB, 750x750, 61212c282b6524acd5428a814f5d4c7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:49:30 2013 No.10363173 File: 1.88 MB, 1600x1200, 31928987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363161 Satori has breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:54:45 2013 No.10363185 Condense your satohree threads please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:55:45 2013 No.10363186 File: 255 KB, 800x600, 32221962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363185 Condense your autism, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:58:15 2013 No.10363189 >>10363186 No, condense them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:00:30 2013 No.10363191 File: 68 KB, 600x600, 28331559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363189 condense this grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:01:15 2013 No.10363194 >>10363191 But yours is condensed already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:05:00 2013 No.10363198 File: 829 KB, 320x180, ohhhhhh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363194

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:06:00 2013 No.10363202 >>10363198 amazing

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:07:30 2013 No.10363204
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Take me down to former hell city
Where the springs are hot
and the youkai are pretty

Oh, won't you please take me home

Take me to Satorin-rin land
Where I'm there with you
and we're hand in hand

Take me home

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:09:30 2013 No.10363211 File: 626 KB, 720x960, 06e2302e548441a70d588609f8facdc8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363194 say that to my waifu and not online and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:12:15 2013 No.10363214 >>10363211 Can't into reading? He never said anyhting about any waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:13:00 2013 No.10363217 File: 1.13 MB, 1030x1200, 958081ac268198a71354c2f2005da580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363214 my waifu can condense and uncondence my dick at will your move

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:15:15 2013 No.10363221 >>10363217 Why are you even talking to me? Again no one was saying anything about anyone's waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:17:00 2013 No.10363226 File: 998 KB, 1000x1250, 68607fa7aed620e8ad9493768040bef5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363221 you were talking shit about my dick well my waifu can make my dick as dense as alex mercer's colon so fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:17:00 2013 No.10363227 File: 72 KB, 850x637, satorisat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori is always cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:19:45 2013 No.10363230 >>10363226 Suck my dense cock, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:20:30 2013 No.10363234 >>10363230 you don't have a dense cock I do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:22:30 2013 No.10363236 >>10363234 Implying you've seen it, condense cock dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:23:00 2013 No.10363239 /jp/ autism approved thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:24:15 2013 No.10363241 File: 1.35 MB, 1900x1548, 00b9b1f50b7fd46cbdee26ecd3f2c131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] butt2satori

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:25:30 2013 No.10363242 File: 650 KB, 900x665, 1332455666900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you candlestick Satori in the study?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:26:15 2013 No.10363246 File: 342 KB, 626x885, 27294511_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363242 >candlestick What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:27:30 2013 No.10363249 >>10363242 I'd study her by sticking my candle in her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:29:45 2013 No.10363250 File: 78 KB, 250x600, 1324962884894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363246 He's making a Cluedo joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:30:15 2013 No.10363253 >>10363242 No but I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you feel my breeze.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:33:30 2013 No.10363256 File: 199 KB, 850x1020, f89001e4af04fb9395638af19582d7f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363242 I'd masturbate her with a candlestick in her study, if that's what you're asking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:33:45 2013 No.10363258 File: 169 KB, 866x1208, 1339381454287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wasteland survival with Satori

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:34:30 2013 No.10363260 File: 142 KB, 700x700, 1339198414836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rocking up a storm with Satori

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:42:30 2013 No.10363271 File: 549 KB, 743x1000, 201023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gittin sick wit Satori.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:45:30 2013 No.10363278 File: 384 KB, 800x800, 1324927145321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363271 You have strange fantasies don't you, /jp/...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:50:15 2013 No.10363291 File: 183 KB, 550x843, 411cd2786f1e746bdbf6e5f88a2ae57d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is /jp/'s mind too fucked up for Satori to handle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:53:30 2013 No.10363297 >>10363258 Bad idea, you could never turn on her and cannibalize her corpse, she would read your mind and incapacitate you preemptively.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:56:30 2013 No.10363302 File: 173 KB, 600x623, 26488714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363291 I read that as "fuck Satori with a candle". Thanks, previous posts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:02:30 2013 No.10363316 File: 220 KB, 642x885, 1324926196062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363302 But... would you consider it?

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:03:45 2013 No.10363317

>>10363291
I'd feel sorry for Satori if she had to spend a day around me.

All my thoughts are on inane bullshit and the rest is, for whatever reason a quote from Anub'arak from TFT, specifically the one that goes "A'uum Na-ka-ka-kshh'" and "Indubitably"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:06:15 2013 No.10363322 File: 99 KB, 850x663, 1324958485660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363317 Why do you remember such nonsensical quotes?

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:08:00 2013 No.10363330
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>>10363316
Of course. Fucking Satori with a candle in her study, while she's still in her clothes, when someone could walk in at any moment...
Look at >>10363242
Look at that huge chair. Imagine her sitting in it with her legs opened, staring at you with impassioned eyes as you slide the candle in and out of her, in and out, under her skirt. Imagine her gripping the armrests with her twitching fingers as you push farther in. Imagine her slim form writhing and thrashing as she reaches her climax. And then the irritable look on her face as you smugly lick the candle clean of her juices...

A beautiful vision, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:14:00 2013 No.10363336 >>10363322 When I was younger I would think about swords all day, pretty much every other thought in my head was "I wish I had a sword right now."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:21:30 2013 No.10363353 File: 1.08 MB, 800x1000, 1324962774262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363330 Oh my yes, you're quite the writer. I'm going to save that piece for later, but for now there's a certain three-eyed, pink-haired girl to attend to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:24:45 2013 No.10363358 File: 726 KB, 1000x1400, 29351171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363353 >pink >not light purple Can you spell "pleb"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:25:30 2013 No.10363361 arms canonically too short

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:27:15 2013 No.10363363 >>10363336 So basically, you were a fuckin' nerd?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:27:30 2013 No.10363364 File: 272 KB, 590x560, 39f30646e45b465ed8ad6df7c885a756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363260 it doesn't rain underground. the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:28:30 2013 No.10363366 File: 151 KB, 850x1201, 1322641705966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363336 I used to be like that. I still want one but for reasons other than swinging it around now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:29:15 2013 No.10363367 >>10363336 Did you ever get yourself a sword?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:30:15 2013 No.10363371 >>10363336 Why didn't you just become a sword?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:30:30 2013 No.10363373 You'd think poople would get tired of (activity) with (touhou)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:31:00 2013 No.10363378 File: 1.46 MB, 1128x1375, 1324532280715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363358 Due to the fan works, the hair color is subjective.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:31:00 2013 No.10363376 File: 446 KB, 750x750, 31992778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363367 Not that guy, but real swords are expensive. Get yourself a PVC pipe and a length of foam pipe coating. Great "training" sword. Can hit people too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:31:15 2013 No.10363375 File: 43 KB, 160x160, 1343795392490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363363 check your privilege, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:33:30 2013 No.10363383 >>10363367 No. I realized that I was using that violent thought word for word as sort of a mantra to block out bad thoughts. And I'm poor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:33:45 2013 No.10363384 File: 290 KB, 600x800, f18f47fbe86c555e24b892f9456e3d76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363378 That's not how you spell pleb.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:34:15 2013 No.10363385
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>>10363336

I know that feeling. I feel a lot better now that I have a sword. I usually just carry it around when I'm in the house, makes me feel relieved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:34:30 2013 No.10363386 >>10363384 whoa! Satori has long hair!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:36:15 2013 No.10363390 worst h

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:36:30 2013 No.10363391 >>10363386 Owned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:37:30 2013 No.10363394 File: 742 KB, 1024x768, you_want_to_feed_a_satori_dont_you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363386 Can Satori grow out her hair? In fact, can any Youkai?

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:38:30 2013 No.10363397
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>>10363376
I had a decent quality wooden sword but it broke at the hilt and the tang is snapped.

I'm thinking about gluing it then wrapping something around the grip and blade like on a Zweihander. I don't know how else to go about fixing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:40:15 2013 No.10363399 Satori is a freak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:41:01 2013 No.10363401 File: 784 KB, 2477x3500, 1332722447244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:41:15 2013 No.10363400 File: 759 KB, 575x733, s lovely.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363397 I should probably at least get a few shinai for my brother and I to fight with. Maybe a rapier for myself as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:42:00 2013 No.10363404 File: 861 KB, 1233x1526, 7d109db0ccf0c7b10b9ce6a73343a6c9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363399 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:43:45 2013 No.10363406 File: 106 KB, 496x700, 1324926681877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363399 No... That's impossible!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:45:30 2013 No.10363411 File: 117 KB, 500x500, 1324925915941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363404 I didn't notice before but those frilly sleeves look so comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:23:15 2013 No.10363488 >>10363364 It snows underground, why not rain?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:26:00 2013 No.10363497 >>10363322 I really don't know. Guess they just burnt into my mind over time, I really liked RTS as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:29:00 2013 No.10363503 File: 248 KB, 600x769, 1324963277937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10363497 Sounds reasonable, I suppose it's like remembering noises.

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