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10362880 No.10362880[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, do you know if there's anyway to get the usps to hold my package as soon as they get it instead of trying to deliver it? I'm trying to avoid having my dad intercept my shimapan. He's home all day know and I work (yeah I know) mornings.
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>> No.10362889

>>10362880
Whats that pic from? Random PC eroge?

>> No.10362897

Tsuki ni Yorisou Otome no Sahou
vndb.org/v10680

>> No.10362898

Politely ask him not to open your packages

>> No.10363963

What kind of dick is your dad to open mail that isn't even addressed to him?

>> No.10364655

Remind him that opening other peoples' mail is illegal and press charges if he looks.

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>>10362880
He's home all day know and I work (yeah I know)

>> No.10364815

Does your dad know that his son is a giant FAG?

>> No.10364875

You might be able to call your local post office and give them the tracking number to hold, or even be able to request them to hold it at the post office from the tracking website.

>> No.10364881

It's ok OP I'm in a position too wear it's always risky ordering lewd or girly things online. Except no one is home during the day. But my mother comes home for lunch usually right after or on a bad day when the mail comes as she is here for that short time. I believe you can have the usps hold a package if you call them but I'm not really sure. I don't know why it would be a problem though. You just gotta be smart. Know when people are home, what they're usually doing at certain times, and get to the mail before them and set up a reason why you were in the area getting the mail if they question you. Hide the package somewhere and open it up when no one is around.

>> No.10364884

>>10364881
Wanna go out with me?

>> No.10364890

What I usually do is order everything at once.

Usually with some computer parts as well.

Just tell your parents you ordered some electronics and it would be better if you set them up yourself.

>> No.10364900

>>10364884
I'm not so sure about dating a random anon.

>> No.10364906

>>10364900

don't worry anon we are all friends here

m-m-maybe we can have a threesome?

>> No.10364945

>>10364881
Don't date the other guy. I'm a far better catch!

>> No.10364974

>>10364945
Like the other anon said we can all skip the date and have a threesome. We will all order a bunch of silly girl clothes online that we tried so hard to hide from our parents and have sex in them as a celebration of our efforts.

>> No.10364976

I ordered a onahole a few days ago and I don't think my parents will open it if they see its addressed to me, however I am still very nervous.

I've recently imported a few things so they required a signature unlike the standard shipping options, its becoming less and less believable to say its a computer part or video game

>> No.10364987

>>10364976
The worst I got was when I ordered a vibrator and some lube online and my mother had me in a corner. No hiding what I got, she didn't know what to say, just gave me a weird look and left it at that.

>> No.10365009

>>10364987

Where does /jp/ order their sexy stuff/clothes.

I really want some, but I don't want it to be to obvious.

>> No.10365011

>>10365009
Amazon is where I get my stuff.

>> No.10365014

>>10365009
If you find something on amazon that you like, i would recommend that.

You can get free 2 day amazon prime shipping which makes it easy to coordinate a time when your family is least likely to be home, or at least be ready to get it when it arrives.

>> No.10365023

>>10364974
I'm down with that. Let's do it.

>> No.10365041

>>10365023
But I don't want to wear girly stuff. I just want to fuck a /jp/ anon while he wears some.

>> No.10365058

>>10365041
I'm fine with that too.

>> No.10365068

>>10365014
For ordering directly from Amazon I also believe they just ship usps. As for other sellers look at their shipping information and their feedback. That's all there is to it on Amazon..

>> No.10365060

>>10365041

Thats OK anon, I want to wear girly stuff and get fucked by someone.

Just be gentle OK

>> No.10365072

>>10362880
You have to buy a PO box for them to do that.

>> No.10365109

>>10365060
Please post a picture of at least your legs. I need something to jerk off to today.

>> No.10365124

>>10365109

My legs look pretty girly, but I haven't shaved them before so I don't think they would be much to fap to, sorry.

>> No.10365135

>>10365124
As long as you cross them, I can jerk off to them.

>> No.10365150

>>10365124
My legs are pretty big too since I use them so often, they are also hairy like the rest of my body and I hate it. I want to remove all of my body hair permanently, it's disgusting and so much work to shave so much hair all over my body.

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>> No.10365164

>>10365135

OK anon... I will post them as soon as I grab my camera.

Don't expect much though.

Is 3d OK on /jp/?

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