ITT: The fictional body you would like to have. Me on the left.

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Anonymous Sun Jan 13 22:44:15 2013 No.10357818 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: The fictional body you would like to have.

Me on the left.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 22:46:14 2013 No.10357823 it's freezing in here

Anonymous Sun Jan 13 22:48:44 2013 No.10357828

Those extra little muscles to the sides of the abs are called Serratus Anterior. They're attached to the ribs and help expand the rib cage while breathing.
They don't show in normal humans, even if you are ripped. Ancient sculptors used to include them in their sculptures because they opened up dead humans to study them and discovered the muscles inside.
The more you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 22:51:44 2013 No.10357833 File: 988 KB, 960x1280, princess silver.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would march around and sing all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 22:52:15 2013 No.10357834 File: 51 KB, 620x464, 4-4440-11905-Nanoha1jpg-620x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is assuming I would be unchanging. If age was still a factor I would pick a young vampire like Shinobu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 22:52:15 2013 No.10357835 File: 786 KB, 1000x1000, 1334976645474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:21:59 2013 No.10357898 File: 232 KB, 1100x1521, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:28:29 2013 No.10357911 inb4 faggots post female bodies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:31:29 2013 No.10357919 >>10357911 Did you even read before replying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:42:44 2013 No.10357949 >>10357919 Have some courtesy for the blind.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:46:15 2013 No.10357955 File: 143 KB, 500x900, 1327110256361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:48:30 2013 No.10357958 File: 161 KB, 850x1277, 133785924564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What I would do to have gorgeous thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 13 23:59:30 2013 No.10357984 File: 740 KB, 1275x1800, _031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tentacle monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:00:00 2013 No.10357989 File: 452 KB, 1024x768, 57fb832f244ff66652e608585ac49779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] me on the left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:04:15 2013 No.10358003 File: 157 KB, 778x1100, 1138246046840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:12:45 2013 No.10358024 >>10357898 what's with the sagging around the edges of the belly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:21:00 2013 No.10358052 File: 236 KB, 997x1280, girl with perfect ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what would u do 2 me boys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:23:45 2013 No.10358060 >>10358052 Ask you to leave my room.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:26:01 2013 No.10358069 >>10358052 ask you to go to ``da klubb'' and find a boyfriend so you can leave me the frig alone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:27:00 2013 No.10358076 >>10358069 >>10358060 Homos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:29:30 2013 No.10358083 File: 478 KB, 500x281, 1338312954964.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10358076 that's mr. homu to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:31:00 2013 No.10358089 >>10358083 If you're a girl then why is it mr.?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:33:30 2013 No.10358091 >>10358089 Homu is a canon lesbian, so she wants to be a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:34:00 2013 No.10358092 >>10358091 She doesn't look like a canon to me, where does she shoot from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:42:30 2013 No.10358104 >>10358092 she has a sniper tower set up in you're moms ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:43:16 2013 No.10358107 >>10358104 Use spoilers correctly ``please''.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:46:45 2013 No.10358119 >>10358107 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 00:48:45 2013 No.10358123 >>10358119 Fuck me with your spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 01:03:00 2013 No.10358160 File: 1.05 MB, 900x1200, 1348505747816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This would work well, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:05:30 2013 No.10358347 File: 1007 KB, 1200x886, fc2f9136ea0d9fa3817eed1e51a847a2[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:33:00 2013 No.10358470 >>10358123 I will, wright in da benis :-D

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:35:00 2013 No.10358482 File: 98 KB, 512x512, 1343631476249.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 02:50:30 2013 No.10358531 File: 429 KB, 1846x1865, 110573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 03:07:00 2013 No.10358561 File: 321 KB, 651x750, 93be82524b53ca7d23bd7693cf155f73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 04:04:31 2013 No.10358674 File: 170 KB, 701x1100, 8ca0a2bdf36413f8e5c5d8d0474f62ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only I could stop eating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 04:31:16 2013 No.10358732 File: 233 KB, 480x640, 268114d7c1fdd19c020a785a08b12913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 04:55:31 2013 No.10358769 What would you do with these female bodies /jp/? Don't tell me you just want to have sex with men but don't think you're attractive enough/too scared in reality...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:03:01 2013 No.10358780 >>10358769 Dress up in cute clothes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:13:31 2013 No.10358800 >>10358780 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:38:01 2013 No.10358854 File: 407 KB, 535x480, 1358084204365.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10358769 Look at the mirror and admiring myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:46:01 2013 No.10358875 File: 145 KB, 320x440, youmuTD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 05:50:01 2013 No.10358887 File: 260 KB, 600x800, 1322736889820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:15:47 2013 No.10358953 File: 98 KB, 1279x1400, 91fe6f1f62aeea2998ad8fb8d0f3a9f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:21:17 2013 No.10358964 >>10358953 the leather club is two blocks down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:26:17 2013 No.10358970 >>10358964 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:26:47 2013 No.10358971 >>10358875 but you'd only be able to efficiently run by doing so on your hands that are the same size as your legs and you'd also have shoes that have thicker soles near your toes than under your heel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:28:18 2013 No.10358977 >>10358964 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0otAPMn1Ro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:31:03 2013 No.10358987 >>10358964 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:31:33 2013 No.10358986 File: 99 KB, 256x512, Youmu Konpaku PCB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10358971 but I will be cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:34:18 2013 No.10358994 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, [Commie] Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai kara Kuru Sou Desu yo - 01 [52E94BA3].mkv_snapshot_22.49_[2013.01.14_11.24.18].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:44:18 2013 No.10359021 File: 104 KB, 600x930, 7f29f9047aabeffe1bd37225ad3cfffd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ramu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 06:59:18 2013 No.10359043 >>10358986 Why does Youmu get to have knees? What makes her so Goddamn special?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 07:07:33 2013 No.10359055 File: 157 KB, 256x512, Youmu Konpaku IN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10359043 Youmu is perfect for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 07:20:48 2013 No.10359079 >>10359043 she's the bee's knees

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 07:44:18 2013 No.10359113 >>10357818 why is angra-something similar to archer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:12:48 2013 No.10359164 File: 24 KB, 200x217, 1354887473652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jajaajajajaa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:20:03 2013 No.10359181 File: 60 KB, 353x338, tomoki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:23:33 2013 No.10359187 File: 432 KB, 708x1000, 27530996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And then never, ever, put out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:42:33 2013 No.10359224 File: 360 KB, 647x657, 15032682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't go wrong with a touhou, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:45:04 2013 No.10359238 File: 83 KB, 694x517, Lu Xiaojun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's no fictional body as close to perfection as this 4koma style moe female olympic weightlifting anime fucking when

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:49:18 2013 No.10359252 >>10359238 what the fuck is he doing? pole dancing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:52:03 2013 No.10359267 I am sure I have an image of it somewhere. I would like to be otter mode but not as skinny. Right now I am just skinny fat. I know what I have to do though. I just need to do some cardio and push ups and sit ups. It just simply can't be asked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:52:48 2013 No.10359265 >>10359252 Human flagpole, if you can't do all the hardest calisthenics tricks how can you please your touhou?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:53:33 2013 No.10359269 File: 111 KB, 697x970, 1345562646847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 08:55:03 2013 No.10359277 File: 31 KB, 600x600, Chibi fox puffy pants.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:00:18 2013 No.10359288 File: 394 KB, 960x1280, Kuroko dressing up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10358674 I am right there with you. (◞‸◟)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:25:18 2013 No.10359337 File: 785 KB, 1000x1600, shijou-takane-bikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:34:33 2013 No.10359344 File: 138 KB, 677x900, 1256045201685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:35:33 2013 No.10359346 File: 31 KB, 225x350, 109220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:35:48 2013 No.10359347 File: 501 KB, 824x924, 5af49b68c995b0823f092d49426719ba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Nintendo Game Master !!LV7GO76Bw9u Mon Jan 14 09:36:18 2013 No.10359348 There are too many fujoshi on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:37:03 2013 No.10359351 File: 29 KB, 200x166, 200px-132Ditto.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:41:48 2013 No.10359357 File: 43 KB, 612x662, BlueMaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:42:19 2013 No.10359359 >>10359348 I don't think so, why would they bother you as long as there is no way to tell them apart from other posters? Are you one of these womenhating bitter betas who are mad that they can't score any pussy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 09:45:33 2013 No.10359369 >>10359348 No, it's just freezing posting without a trip.

>>	Nintendo Game Master !!LV7GO76Bw9u Mon Jan 14 09:46:48 2013 No.10359370 >>10359359 >>10359369 Offended fujoshi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 10:05:33 2013 No.10359404 >>10359351 Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Turning into whatever I wanted to while having that silly little Ditto face...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 10:13:18 2013 No.10359417 File: 222 KB, 1200x1900, 1358010861268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's so beautiful

>>	アマネ !HOMOvHiTao Mon Jan 14 10:13:33 2013 No.10359419 File: 2.94 MB, 397x223, dante4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 10:53:40 2013 No.10359520 >>10359419 wHAT a gaylord

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 13:45:33 2013 No.10359991 File: 233 KB, 714x902, e435e2cab3037f499cb61002008fe831[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:43:56 2013 No.10360156 File: 274 KB, 1707x2000, Etna2bust[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:38:28 2013 No.10362455 File: 236 KB, 900x1117, 0511ea28ac3d4710bb8ba0296c22ba9f[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:46:13 2013 No.10362474 >>10359419 So glad they upgraded his character for the new game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:50:13 2013 No.10362486 File: 287 KB, 736x656, 1349834217606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only I had money to join the gym...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:54:43 2013 No.10362500 File: 154 KB, 1000x1200, 1331243648924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The thing I would do with my tentacles......... Fapping with two hands while clicking for example.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 15:21:28 2013 No.10364176 >>10362500 The things I would do to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 15:27:58 2013 No.10364184 >>10364176 You can't do shit to me kid. I have tentacles... Well... Are you cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 15:29:43 2013 No.10364188 File: 56 KB, 380x380, 1346988669160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10364184 No, I got nothing. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:34:13 2013 No.10364368 File: 432 KB, 749x1162, 17494370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:35:43 2013 No.10364371 >>10362500 That hand on her meaty ass gave me a boner. How do these japs know just how to draw things...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:36:13 2013 No.10364374 >>10364368 A tall skinny dork?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:37:43 2013 No.10364380 File: 67 KB, 538x760, d2b9753bb305a7ff546f60b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] more to love

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:42:58 2013 No.10364399 I wish I had bigger tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:45:28 2013 No.10364405 File: 194 KB, 1130x800, 130796845788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bones are very sexy.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:57:28 2013 No.10364420
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I wish I had a sexy thick body so I could seduce a /jp/er and fug him until he turns into my pussy slave.

Eventually he would forget about /jp/ and we would breed neet children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:58:44 2013 No.10364425 File: 436 KB, 1085x1300, 1355513672029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something slender and cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:59:43 2013 No.10364426 >>10364380 I would like to be one of the fat chicks Kaneda draws.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:19:29 2013 No.10364475 >>10364420 Neets breeding neet children huh? You mean like niggers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:21:29 2013 No.10364480 >>10357828 Why has no one responded to this? Serratus can be seen, its commonly called the boxers muscle. You flex a little and they are visible, like seeing lats from the front when you lift your arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:22:44 2013 No.10364481 >>10357898 Pale, uncut, tiny penises are the best thing ever. Its really hard to find on the internet though, everyone has fetishes for giant horse dicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:27:29 2013 No.10364488 I would give everything I have if I could shed this disgusting meat prison and live as a beautiful young woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:27:44 2013 No.10364491 >>10364481 You probably have exactly that. best regards, mr.fantastic

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Jan 15 17:29:44 2013 No.10364496 File: 412 KB, 720x960, yuugispeedsuit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Horn optional.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:32:29 2013 No.10364503 Doesn't the physical body constitute at least a part of your identity? So whatever is inside the bee body isn't really you, it's just a certain part of you that survived? See Parfit's essay on Survival and Identity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:32:29 2013 No.10364504 >>10364496 You want to have a milf type body?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:35:14 2013 No.10364508 >>10364504 Sexy, strong, mature, and look of confidence? What is wrong about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:35:29 2013 No.10364511 >>10364488 Trading one meat prison for another?

>>	None !desuV9JP12 Tue Jan 15 17:36:29 2013 No.10364512 File: 92 KB, 180x330, CellPerfectEp170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The perfect body.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue Jan 15 17:37:29 2013 No.10364513 >>10364504 Although I've never heard MILF applied to someone two metres tall and weighing in at a solid 120 kilos... I guess I apparently do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:41:44 2013 No.10364522 >>10364511 One is a prison, the other is a home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:48:14 2013 No.10364539 >>10364522 If you get a body of a woman, you'll still be trapped in it. It would be better to have a body that can change form at will if anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:51:59 2013 No.10364544 >>10364539 Being trapped in a place I want to be anyway isn't really being trapped. Sure, I couldn't leave, but I wouldn't want to either.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jan 15 17:52:29 2013 No.10364545 File: 497 KB, 1494x726, 2 meters tall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any of these classy motherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:58:14 2013 No.10364556 >>10364545 That's all the same motherfucker, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 17:58:59 2013 No.10364558 File: 54 KB, 400x445, 400px-Laharl_Big_(Disgaea_2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do I win if I already have this body?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:01:29 2013 No.10364563 >>10364558 A ban for being underage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:03:44 2013 No.10364565 >>10364563 Joke's on you I'm over 1300 years old. Seriously though I'm not that short, but everything else is a good match.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jan 15 18:06:59 2013 No.10364571 >>10364556 They're different representations of a same entity, as SoTN human-sized Dracula is quite different to the 2mts tall mexican Dracula from the Snes games. Motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:13:59 2013 No.10364587 Why you wanna be girls? Do you really wanna bleed that badly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:15:59 2013 No.10364592 >>10364587 Penis in vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:19:44 2013 No.10364599 >>10364587 Not a problem for girls who haven't reached puberty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:19:59 2013 No.10364600 >>10364587 Even as a child I've never felt right in a male body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:23:44 2013 No.10364607 >>10364600 How do you know a female one will be better? The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I would be fine with either a little boy or little girl, I just don't like being an adult with a degenerating body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:29:44 2013 No.10364621 >>10364607 >How do you know a female one will be better? It's hard to explain, but gender identity isn't something that can be chosen. I can say with 100% certainty that I don't like having a penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:31:59 2013 No.10364625 >>10364621 Disgusting. No wonder feminists hate trannies, they'd kill to have a superior penis and you want to just throw it away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:34:14 2013 No.10364628 >>10364607 This. What's the difference? You'd still be just a human who feels miserable for various readon. Childhood is the best part of life because you are too dumb to realize how shit the world is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:39:29 2013 No.10364635 >>10364628 Hah, fucking prince, capitalist.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:40:14 2013 No.10364637

>>10364625
>they'd kill to have a superior penis and you want to just throw it away.
>superior
is it? I don't feel it is.

>just throw it away.
If you had a cancerous tumor wouldn't you "just throw it away"?

>>10364628
Maybe, or maybe not. It is hard to know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:53:14 2013 No.10364669 >If you had a cancerous tumor wouldn't you "just throw it away"? Not if it's no harm to me and grants me superpowers like impregnating women

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 18:55:29 2013 No.10364676 >>10364637 You don't remove cancerous tumors unless you absolutely have to.

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 19:07:29 2013 No.10364705

>>10364669
>superpowers like impregnating women
The power to forcibly alter a woman's body forever and to bring a child into the world? Sounds pretty cruel to me.

>>10364676
You are attacking the analogy and not the central point. The value you place on my penis is subjective. You might think it is precious, but having it makes me miserable so I'd like to get rid of it.

(Why are you trying to convince me that my penis is valuable anyway?)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 19:09:44 2013 No.10364708 >>10364637 >cancerous tumor I don't think your penis is going to spread itself and turn your entire body into a penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 19:12:44 2013 No.10364721 >>10364705 Nobody said you have to use superpowers for good

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 19:46:34 2013 No.10364832

>>10364708
Just imagine if that is what happened to males when they get older. Little by little their penis takes over their entire body and if they get old enough they become a giant penis that has to be killed because all it can do is sit in one place and piss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 19:56:49 2013 No.10364866 >>10364832 Sounds like Flexible Survival.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:15:44 2013 No.10365485 File: 353 KB, 724x1023, 1353528805374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:42:28 2013 No.10365550 File: 491 KB, 1947x3054, a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks good clothed. Muscled underneath. Perfecto.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 23:58:13 2013 No.10365604 File: 163 KB, 1024x768, Len.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A modest loli, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:06:13 2013 No.10365629 File: 871 KB, 1245x703, I'm the devil 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A horrid monster. >Duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 00:45:14 2013 No.10365691 File: 1.23 MB, 1250x1000, 11969790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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