/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a person with a foot fetish, but also enjoys anal?

Toed in the hole!

[Anonymous No.]

kero kero

[Anonymous No.]

I like these because they're so awkward. It's clear you thought of the punchline first, then worked backwards. "What if X, but then also Y?"

It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340070

you got me!!!

[Anonymous No.]

what do you call my dick

i dont know because i cant understand you when you talk with your mouth full

[Anonymous No.]

tfw me mum didn't make toad in the whole for christmas this year
tfw she made pigs in blankets instead
tfw she bought frozen yorkshire puddings instead of making her own

help me kill me mum /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340080
She's gonna choke on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340083
oi you cheeky twat i think me mum knows how to take a cock thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

is /jp/ getting out of hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340358
This isn't out of hand at all, this is wonderful and fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340358
It's just another upstart trying to create the next epic /jp/ meme. He doesn't seem to realize that the applicability of this meme isn't broad enough to catch on, compared to, for example, "give her the dick" which can be used in a large variety of contexts and still remain entertaining.

I wish people would just leave the meme creation process to the master (me) instead of trying to dabble in an art that has already been perfected with half-assed formulas that they thought up in a random autistic spasm.