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1033570 No.1033570 [Reply] [Original]

Why the smiles, ladies? You have nothing to be happy about.

You surrendered to their system, surrendered the best years of your life to the consumption of politically censored misinformation.
It mightn't be so bad, except now your being welcomed into an equally brainwashed work-force as a reward for all your efforts.

>> No.1033575
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1033575

>>1033570
.... seriously you lost me.

>> No.1033581

>>1033570
Atleast they fit in somewhere, unlike you.

Kill yourself. IMMEDIATELY.

>> No.1033585

3D and soundin kinda /n/ there, needs more b&

>> No.1033586

>>1033581
Yes sir!

>> No.1033593

>>1033581
Yeah, they fit in.

The same way cogs fit into a machine.

>> No.1033594

>>1033593
What's so wrong with that?

>> No.1033596

>>1033593
Individualism is sin.
conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform conform

>> No.1033609

I'd give them something to fit

>> No.1033606

>>1033594
Oh, you know. Just surrendering your soul, your life's passions, dreams and desires to the maintenance of a system which will ultimately exorcise the same wants from others doesn't seem so great to me.

>> No.1033608

Humans are biological machines. Do you know why society exists? So we can have some individuality and happiness instead of spending all our waking time as instinctual beasts desperatly searching for our next meal before we die at the age of twenty-seven from a tooth infection.

>> No.1033618

>>1033608
Yeah, but that idea breaks down when society NO LONGER facilitates a person's growth and instead acts to deliberately fracture a person's development.

>> No.1035142

>>1033618
bawwwwww japan hurst its ppls

waaaaaah

>> No.1035156

>>1033585

This is fucking outrageous. Faggots don't even know what the fuck they're saging and why they're saging it.

Moot needs to remove the ability to sage.

>> No.1035167

>>1035156
Did that post seem useful at all?

>> No.1035163
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1035163

>>1033618

Its a conspiracy!!

>> No.1035165

>>1035156
Didn't you hear? Moot wants sages to actually have an effect on threads now.

>> No.1035172

I AM TEH 3DGY BRB GOTTA READ ATLAS SHRUGGD

>> No.1035170

>>1035167
Does yours?

>> No.1035171

>>1033618
Welcome to the aftermath of agriculture. We're a good several thousand years deep into that pattern.

>> No.1035177

spoiler: sage is for replying without bumping

>> No.1035178

>>1035163
It's not a conspiracy, really. People are very open about the fact that the education system is designed to churn out workers, not inspire real education.

I mean, those responsible for the US education system have flat out said so.

>> No.1035180

>>1035165

Not gonna happen as long as we have douchebags saging EVERY thread. I've seen morons sage threads that were completely on topic. He just needs to remove the feature and call it a day.

>> No.1035202

>>1035178
What other reason would there be for a government to PAY for your education? GB2/thelibrary/

>> No.1035205

>>1035180
Sage in every field.

>> No.1035213

Fitting in must be a hell of a lot better than being NEET and living with your parents at 25. I wish to be the little slant-eyed girl... ;_;

>> No.1035214

>>1035172
Atlas Shrugged is a piece of shit, along with everything Ayn Rand touches.

Try again, please, I'm not your stereotype.

>> No.1035220

>>1035213
Which one? :/

>> No.1035223

>>1035220
The left one is cutest, but I would be the right on too just to fit in. At least semi-ugly chicks can get laid.

>> No.1035228

>>1035223
That's eh ... wait what do ya' mean?

>> No.1035231

Protip: we're all animals and developed countries are nothing but zoos.

>> No.1035236

>>1035231
True. Doesn't make it right.

>> No.1035240

>>1035228
I was referring to the chicks in OP's pic. Females graduating = fitting in real hard. I want to be like that, but I can't. I can't even get laid.

>> No.1035246

>>1035236
His analogy is accurate though. In a zoo, and animal is (mostly) safe, but it is not free.

>> No.1035247

>>1035236
His analogy is accurate though. In a zoo, an animal is (mostly) safe, but it is not free.

>> No.1035251

>>1035240
Traitorous scum. You don't belong here.
You chose this life because you are different. It wasn't forced upon you.

>> No.1035253

>>1035240
Damn. Sorry dude.

>> No.1035256

YEAH FUCK DA SYSTEM AND LISTN TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE WOO WOO

>> No.1035266

It's very difficult being the only dog on the track asking, "What the fuck are we running for?"

>> No.1035269

The problem is money is only worth the country that prints it. That's why gold is worth more than a dollar an ounce. You are being made poor by your governments ability to devalue your work. Let's say you earn 7.00 an hour, and then the government prints up 10 trillion dollars when there is only 1 trillion in circulation. Now how much is your wage worth?

>> No.1035272

>>1035256
No. I'm not your stereotype.

Just because I am aware of the fact that the US and Japanese education systems promote subservience over education doesn't necessarily mean I listen to rap-rock grunge bands from the nineties.

>> No.1035273

>>1035251
But trust me, I never wished to be different. I just fail and get angsty about everything. I'm useless, dumb and weak. It's really pathetic.

>> No.1035274

>>1035266
TO CATCH THAT FAST FUCKING RABBIT DUDE AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

>> No.1035275

>>1035269
>gold
Get out.

>> No.1035279

>>1035266
Because it gets you fed.

>> No.1035281

>>1035266
To stay fit and healthy you silly chump, you! ^__^;; Also, bitches LOVE strong, running males.

>> No.1035283

OP Probably shops at hot topic and wears those shirts with the anarchy sign on it while listening to "punk" music such as blink 182

>> No.1035284

>>1035281
I know this is a troll post, but this is how some people actually think.

>> No.1035287

>>1035283
of course he does, blink 182 is really damn catchy!

>> No.1035288

>>1035269
Nobody doubts money is a fiction. But it's what runs the world now, for better or worse.

>> No.1035294

>>1035287
It's got a good beat, and I can dance to it!

>> No.1035293

>>1035283
Being a non-conformist isn't the same as being an anarchist or an emo kid.
Those who preach absolute anarchy are even stupider than those who preach absolute conformity.

>> No.1035295

>>1035284
And how do you know that they're not right?

>> No.1035301

>>1033570 your

>> No.1035303

>>1035275

Shove it up your god damn ass hole, you worthless putrid freak. You're as worthless as the junkie whore that shot you out of her crusty womb.


You find 2 gallons of milk for 3.30 an hour after taxes anywhere.

>> No.1035299

>>1035284
But bitches do love strong, running males.

>> No.1035306

>>1035283
How many times do I have to day this?

I'm NOT your stereotype.

I don't shop at hot-topic, I don't listen to rage against the machine, I think people who display their political affiliations on a motherfucking T-SHIRT are retarded ESPECIALLY if it's communist (Che-Guevara) or Anarchist (an ideology which typically doesn't support corporations outside of Anarcho-Capitalism).

I'm completely free of all the self-congratulatory meaningless crap of both hipsters and punks, thank you very much.

Also, I just had to wiki blink 182. If their pic on wiki is anything to go by, they're fags.

>> No.1035308

>>1035293
In during "In such condition, there is no place for Industry; because the fruit thereof is uncertain; and consequently no Culture of the Earth; no Navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by Sea; no commodious Building; no Instruments of moving, and removing such things as require much force; no Knowledge of the face of the Earth; no account of Time; no Arts; no Letters; no Society; and which is worst of all, continuall feare, and danger of violent death; And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short."

>> No.1035309

>>1035288

Actually, that seems to be turning into a lie.

>> No.1035314

>>1035309
what

>> No.1035319

>>1035306
>I just picked up my third copy of Take Off Your Pants And Jacket and cummed on it

FIXED

>> No.1035321

Japan is superior you fucking fags.

>> No.1035322

>>1035308
Exactly. We formed society to change that shit. Anarchists want it back.
However, we didn't form a hive society. Individuality should be accepted and encouraged as long as it does not endanger other individuals, but even though our (just talking about the USA here) culture preaches individualism, it's one of those unwritten rules to try and act like everyone else.

>> No.1035336

i listen to anti-flag bcuz they tell the real truth about our country and they make good songs!!! STAY METAL!!!1

>> No.1035347

>>1035314

see

>>1035308

>> No.1035354

>>1035322
"We" did, did "we"?


Oh, that's right. YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT, FAGGOT.

>> No.1035388

>>1035322
I'm sorry, you can't say that. You are under arrest. Please turn yourself in to a public prosecution booth for termination immediately.

>> No.1035456

>>1035319
Also had to wiki that ...

>> No.1035470

>>1035354
Actually, as a member of society I am continually furthering it's development. OH WAIT DISREGARD THAT I NEVER LEAVE MY FUCKING ROOM

>> No.1035477

>>1035456
>THIS TIME I CUMMED ON "ENEMA OF THE STATE", AND IT FELT GREAT

FIXED

>> No.1035487

>>1035388
But Friend Computer, it was the commie mutant traitors!

>> No.1035488

lol, japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XX30-Ez8xg

>> No.1035508
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1035508

hahaha you fucking communist scum. Why dont you move out to the forest where the big mighty business corporations cant hurt you? Live in your filthy colony with the other potheads and stfu.

>> No.1035518

>>1035487
You are a mutant traitor, possibly communist.

>> No.1035521

>>1035508
At least insult the right people. Those aren't communists.

>> No.1035525
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1035525

Hey guys.
Konata here. Yeah, I know my hair's not blue and my eyes aren't' green. What kind of Japanese person would I be if they were?

Anyway, OP is right. It's horrible here. Life is so dull and boring, my only joy is playing repetitive MMOs. All our conversations in school are laboured and dull. We spent one whole day talking about fucking food, for gods sake.

Plus, I have no prospects for a job so I'll have to marry some jerk to fund my otaku life-style. That'll be soul crushing ...

Oh, and eh ...

:3

>> No.1035534

>>1035525
Sad moe~

>> No.1035535

WHY SO SERIOUS?

>> No.1035542

what the hell did I just start playing Liberal Crime Squad or what.

also you need more sleeper agents behind conservative lines.

>> No.1035556

>>1035525
This is why I should have been born a girl.

>> No.1035559

>>1035488
Brits are broadcasting child tities. For shame.

>> No.1035561

>>1035525
This read made me so happy.

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1035567

>>1035525
Plus I get beaten and picked on for having such a small chest. ;3;

>> No.1035598

DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST

>> No.1035599

>>1035567
GOOD GOD YOUR HANDS!

>> No.1035613

>>1035525
>>1035567
Source?

>> No.1035622

>>1035613
RUCKY STARR

No, not really.

>> No.1035623

>>1035599
op was right! it's all a reptilian conspiracy! D:

>> No.1035634

>>1035508

The "Commie mutant traitor" and "Friend Computer" are from a role playing game called "Paranoia". Look it up, it's hilarious.

>> No.1035644

>>1035525
>>1035567
Realistic Konata is moe~

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1035647

>>1035567
I WANNA TAKE DEPRESSED KONATA HOME

>> No.1035649

Wait, Konata has a harelip. LIES! LIIIIIIIIIES!1!!

>> No.1035678

I want to hug Konata

>> No.1035681
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1035681

>>1035649
Don't be mean to her guys. You don't know how tough it is to live up to all the expectations that show put on her.
She's actually really socially nervous, like any otaku. Sure, she's open once you get to know her, but she's totally shy with people other than her friends.

Not to mention failing at school does nothing for her self-esteem. :<

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1035683

>>1035644
>realistic
>I get beaten on for having such a small chest

I don't think so, Tim. I don't know about where you're from but i've never heard or seen anyone get the shit beat out of them for having DFC. ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1035686

>>1035622
Source as in artist.

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1035692

Wait, wheres my moe?

>> No.1035698

>>1035683
then you have NOT heard the stories about Japanese school I have.

>> No.1035699

>>1035681

I re-read your post several times. Each time it got creepier and creepier.

>> No.1035704

>>1035683

Wow. Because where you went to school is like everywhere else on earth.

>> No.1035710

>>1035525

This person...! This person...! Really knows how to use this imageboard!

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1035712

>>1035699
Oh yeah? How so?

>> No.1035713

>>1035698
I thought a lot of japs had flat tits anyway?

>> No.1035719

DFC will commonly cause low self-esteem and make the owner a target of ridicule. LOL FRIED EGGS ON UR CHEST

>> No.1035723

>>1035698
>>1035704

Okay then, how about this, she doesn't exist, so it doesn't happen.

ಠ3ಠ

>> No.1035728

>>1035713
Well imagine how flat you must be to appear flat-chested to your peers in such a country. Probably close to pectus excavatum.

>> No.1035730

what the fuck is this thread about?

>> No.1035736

>>1035723
Yes she exists. IN MY MIND.

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1035738

>>1035723
I, eh ... I -I don't exist? :<

>> No.1035746

Hey, when did role-playing cease to be a bannable offense?

>> No.1035747

>>1035681
Konata is so otaku moe~

>> No.1035748
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1035748

>>1035738

>> No.1035750

>>1035746
The moment when you realized you like men, you fucking homofagget.

>> No.1035752

>>1035746
When the mods went to bed.

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1035769

>>1035750

LOL, Wut?

>> No.1035788

>>1035746
There is a report button you know.

>> No.1035815
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1035815

Who wants more realistic Konata?

>> No.1035819

>>1035815
A sauce is fine too.

>> No.1035822

>>1035815
superior

>> No.1035830

>>>/c/687319

>> No.1035904

I hate Konata but realistic Konata is fucking moe~

>> No.1035932

Still no source on either board. Come on, fagets.

>> No.1036724

bump

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