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NEET Problems Thread.

-Family nagging you to find work or threatening to kick you out?
-Countries with poor social safety nets?
-Poor health from lax or bad habits?
-Lack of motivation, boredom or depression?

What problems are you guys facing that makes your life of taking it easy less NEET?

>> No.10333975

Mainly the thought that I can't do this for the rest of my life or I'll end up a homeless bum or a suicide victim. At the same time I have no motivation to go to school or get a job, cause what's the point of working all day if you don't have a life or want one.

Guess it's the rope for me lads.

>> No.10333977

Everything you described in that post.

>> No.10333980

My dick in ur ass

>> No.10333988

Every time someone visits I panic. This has especially become apparent in the past two years. Even if they don't come to my room, my hands shake, my heart beats wildly, and I sweat and can't calm down. I also can't fall asleep and eventually I got angry over when anyone visits. The visits when they just stop for not even five minutes are the worst. It's like they're mocking me, ruining my day just for the fun of it. I told my mother I couldn't think about my future with people visiting all the time, and she told me she'd tell people not to visit. Of course I never had no plans to look into my future.

Just recently I was told that someone was coming over in three weeks and I got mad at my mother for telling me that, because I'd be worrying about it every single day until they did come, at which point I'd panic again. When I told her this she told me to not worry and she'd tell them not to come, but that I still had to think about my future.

I have no plans to stop being NEET and I have not once thought about my future in the four or five months that I've been alone. To be fair though, to me that's an incredibly short amount of time and there's always interruptions in people coming, so I really only get a week or two without people visiting, or without worrying about people visiting.

>> No.10333996

I'm starting to miss my BOO! friends.

>> No.10334015 [DELETED] 

>>10327395
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>> No.10334016

>>10334015

That's not a NEET problems thread. This is more specific!

>> No.10334020

>>10334015

good point, I'm sorry. Please don't tell moot.

>> No.10334023

>>10333988
ur a dum

>> No.10334028 [DELETED] 

>>10334016
>NEET lifestyle will be contained in only one thread, so the board won't be flooded with personal threads.

>> No.10334036
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10334036

Long story short, I NEETed for a bit more than half a year now and I don't think I want to go back to how I lived before, but now I have all of the points you mentioned. Latin America.

I don't even want to go out of my room but if I don't I'll starve and I'm running out of ways to get money without having to work outside. I can't even go out in the night when nobody is bothering because the nearest 24 hour store is more than 15 kilometers away.

I want to take it easy but at this rate, I'll have to resign to society again.

>> No.10334037

>>10333975
>Mainly the thought that I can't do this for the rest of my life or I'll end up a homeless bum or a suicide victim.
Holy shit, this. Besides what OP mentioned (this will sound cheesy) my biggest problem is my own mind.

>> No.10334038

>>10333980
You sure you want to do that? I have AIDs, incontinence and chronic bouts of explosive diarrhea.

>> No.10334042

>>10334036

6 months.. I've been doing this for 8 years, son. Get back while you can.

>> No.10334049 [DELETED] 

del

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>> No.10334054

>>10334042
How do you even do it. I can barely keep this up, I can't imagine 8 years. Government aid?

>> No.10334053

>>10333944
>Note: This only applies to new bans going forward, and there are a few exceptions—posts will only be shown for templated bans (which account for the vast majority of bans, including ban requests), and will not be shown for auto-bans, thread bans, and bans for anything illegal.
>illegal
Suck it, OP. Do what you're supposed to. Or suffer the fuckken consequences.

If you don't perform acceptably, you'll be harvested for spare parts, skin and blood.

>> No.10334058

>>10334053
Suck my ass. HMA is quite good.

>> No.10334059

>>10334049

It's on the 8th page mate, it's going to die soon anyway.

>> No.10334060

>>10334053
god that was a terrible post, why did I post that

Sorry, never mind

>> No.10334071

I wanted to try to salvage my life again so I went to a nearby community college about half an hour away to sign up for some classes. As soon as I entered the doorway and saw how crowded the room was and how many eyes were looking at me I instantly turned around and went home after telling my mom that all the classes were taken.

I just want to kill this "me." I hate myself so much it overflows and I end up hating other people. My thoughts get edgier and edgier and I have shorter and shorter fuses. 5 years ago I would never get into a verbal argument, now it takes just one bad comment at the wrong time for me to flip out and sometimes I can't stop myself from hitting.

Have any of you tried adopting an entirely new personality? I've thought about maybe ordering a bunch of psychedelic drugs on the internet or somehow putting myself through a near death experience. I just want to become someone else.

>> No.10334073 [DELETED] 

>>10334059
It's on the front page now

>> No.10334070

>>10333988
Why don't you create a self-sufficient NEET bunker and live in it until you die? I'm working on mine.

>> No.10334074

>>10334028
This is about problems, not lifestyle! :-D

>> No.10334079

>>10334073
Wow. Just wow. Are you that desperate to save your thread?

>> No.10334089
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10334089

I studied PUA for the last couple months, and I just got laid for the first time last week to a pretty kawaii lass. It was almost a deal breaker when she laid down and saw my dakimakura, but I smooth talked her into accepting the dick.

>> No.10334090

>>10334071
If you become someone else through ego death that's pretty much the same as dying. You should just kill yourself.

>> No.10334098

>>10334071
Have you tried correspondance classes instead? Or heck, just learning stuff by yourself and getting some certifications?

>> No.10334099

>>10334089
nice fiction dude

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>>10334099
You peanut butter&jelly?

>> No.10334125

>>10334071
>>10334098
There's some classes you can take in https://www.coursera.org/ with certifications for free. I think the best job for a shut-in is in Systems Engineering, if you're already accustomed to being near a computer. And you don't have to see anyone. I think the Databases course from Stanford is opening soon.

>> No.10334131

>>10334071
It may not be a personality but when I'm not at home I put on a fake act of an impulsive and humorous guy. It keeps good relations but I actually hate doing.

>> No.10334132

My sleep cycle has really fucked up. I get up sometime around 1-6p.m. after sleeping anywhere from 6-12 hours. The lack of regularity is starting to freak me out but I'm too lazy to change it.

>> No.10334140

>>10334090
Well. That's plan B.

>>10334098
>>10334125
Yeah I was going to sign up for online classes today just so I can feel like I'm doing something to improve. What sort of things can you just get certifications for to get good ex-NEET jobs?

>> No.10334149

>>10334132
Are you me?
I'm sleeping when the sun rises and wake up when it's setting.
I need to fix it but I'm lazy, are there any ways to change it quickly?

>> No.10334158

>>10334149

Stay up for 24 hours+. It's not really that difficult. I've done it the last 3 times I woke up for no particular reason.

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>>10334132
I hate this because it makes me feel like I have less time to do things despite having all the time in the world.

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>>10334149
I haven't tried any meds whether OTC or prescription since I'm afraid of them even though some claim it's the easy way. The only thing I've tried is setting alarms and doing things akin to counting sheep like watching or reading something really dull. It didn't work very well.

>> No.10334200

>>10334140
If you're interested in computing and networking, a Cisco Certified Entry Networking Technician certification can probably get you entry level jobs. You'll probably have to invest some money though, around $150 to take the test and some more for study material you can use at home if you don't want to go out. I'm sure there's plenty online. Or maybe someone in /g/ would know where to get them...

I can only help you in technology since that's what I know about. Not sure what else you'd be interested in.

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>>10334164
I want to finish some VNs but I always end up doing something else and before I know it, the next day has come.

I rarely know what the date is anymore.

>> No.10334205

>>10334164
I know what you mean. I hate night driving and the selection from 24/7 places here are limited. There's no 24/7 Walmart or Best Buy here and by the time I get ready to head out for stuff it's already around 7 or something.

>> No.10334222 [DELETED] 

>>10334028
>NEET lifestyle will be contained in only one thread, so the board won't be flooded with personal threads.

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>> No.10334225

>>10334201
I waste my time posting on /jp/ instead of opening the VNs I should be reading. I always forget what day of the week it is as well. It doesn't matter anyways.

Sometimes I've thought of making schedules and scripted reminders/tasks so I don't get carried away. But then I tell myself I'll do it after this post and I end up doing something else and yeah.

>> No.10334232

>>10334200
I'm not interested in anything. I hate working, its the worst thing ever.

But if I can do a job that makes enough to eat and have internet while being in solitude at work then I can at least ignore it.

>> No.10334241

>>10334232
Then take up translation or programming. JP->EN is probably one of the best paid translation options. No idea how to get certified besides having a portfolio you can show. You can work from home. To maintain my NEET life these past months I've been doing translation.

>> No.10334252

>>10334241

Where do you get the translation jobs from?

>> No.10334255

http://vimeo.com/28627261

BBC's hiki doc. Funny how they say it's a problem exclusive to Japan. Well it was before '08. The gaijin are mean.

>> No.10334263

>>10334252
Well I could probably tell you, but that would mean you'd be my competition now, wouldn't it. :(;゙゚'ω゚'): Just know there's plenty of it out there.

>> No.10334271

>>10334263
Way to be an asshole
/jp/sies are supposed to stick together no matter what, you're acting like a normal

>> No.10334273

Anyone work Mechanical Turk? What effective hourly wages can you guys earn? Want to do some online work but don't want to earn just a buck after hours.

>> No.10334279

>>10334271
All I've ever received is shitposting from /jp/sies when I've asked for something as trivial as images, so I think I'm going the extra mile even taking the time to post seriously.

I kind of am a normal, I am no truNEET since I've only lived this way for months, I guess, so you wouldn't be too far off...

>> No.10334280

>>10334263
>>10334271

Eh, my Japanese is pretty shit anyway, I wouldn't feel that comfortable doing a translation job.

>> No.10334283

These threads are the only thing that's depressing. Shut up and leave me to my ignorant bliss.

>> No.10334289

>>10334283
How do you manage to shut it all out? Sometimes I wish I were a satisfied pig than an unhappy human. I'd even be a distant relative of sudo then.

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10334290

does /jp/ stay sober through out the day, cant imagine not.

>> No.10334292

>>10334290
How the hell do you expect me to get illegal drugs? And don't say silkroad because bitcoin is a huge pain in the ass.

>> No.10334294

>>10334290
So you are saying you expect us to be sober?

>> No.10334295

>>10334290
I have no money for drugs, what the hell do you want me to do.

>> No.10334296 [DELETED] 

>>10334290
I'm too young to buy alcohol and I have no way of obtaining illegal drugs.

>> No.10334297

>>10334289
I don't know. I don't really think about it much. I have a midlife crisis like once/twice a year for a few days, other than that I'm fine.

>> No.10334303

>>10334071
If you're a shut-in for any respectable period fo time you've probably already experienced ego death. Now what you need to do is reform yourself.

>> No.10334308 [DELETED] 

del

>> No.10334314

My main problem, other than deteriorating physical health, is that I get very depressed every once and a while. Maybe like once every month or two. Shit will go bad for me one day, or I'll have a dream about when I was happier, or something, and I'll be miserable for a while and lose motivation for everything. I'm working on learning Japanese, though, and I've been able to force through it for several months now, so I think that's good. I wanted to quit earlier today because some of the material was very hard, but I made myself do it and now I understand it. I think I'll eventually get there.

>> No.10334316

>>10334255
>http://vimeo.com/28627261
Nice video. do you have anymore?

>> No.10334320

>>10334290

My mummy would kick me out if I bought alcohol/drugs.

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>>10334314
Yes, do your reps anon!
I wonder what happened to the anon that always had one gununu thread floating around. It was encouraging for me in my mid-stages.

>> No.10334331

>>10334314

What was the material? I'm curious if my Japanese is good enough..

>> No.10334337

>>10334331
It was something from the "Essential Grammar" section of Tae Kim. I don't really want to say what specifically because looking back on it now it seems pretty easy and I feel stupid that I got so frustrated with it. Sometimes I have a lot of trouble with things that I shouldn't, and eventually they just kind of "click," if you know what I mean. It happened like that.

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The pressure is building up. I can't keep living like this for much further.

Other news, I have a cavity in my tooth but I'm afraid to go see a dentist.

>> No.10334340

>>10334338
Yeah my my gums have receded pretty bad in one place but I have a phobia of dentists from when I got my wisdom teeth taken out.

>> No.10334350

>>10334255
Watching that guy try to butter up the NEET with friendly speech and gifts brought back bad memories of some guy sliding gamestop cards under my door and asking my mom if I was "dangerous."

>> No.10334359

>>10334340
Mine comes from the army. The brigade's incompetent dentist ended up destroying my tooth so now I'm missing one in lower right corner of my mouth.

Now I insist going to a private dentist but those guys cost money.

>> No.10334360

jeez you people are boring

>> No.10334361

I was joking around with my neighbour and somehow she ended up as my girlfriend. What do? She is very alpha despite of her height and size where as she is very small and short( I am 7 feet tall so she is basically like a child when i stand near her). I am too much of a beta to said i am joking around and not serious about the relationship. Please help fellow neets.

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10334365

Sorry, if she's alpha I think she will give you le dick.

>> No.10334368

>>10334361
Every part of that post screamed "I don't belong here"

>> No.10334380

My mum wants me to take some online courses on something or other, but I'm not interested in anything and I don't know where to start.

>> No.10334386

>>10334361
Kill yourself out of /jp/ and just be a normal with your girlfriend.

>> No.10334393

i cannot sleep because i get anxious over my heart troubles and that causes my heart troubles to start up

>> No.10334394

>>10334393
What I tell myself when I'm going to bed is that nothing I can do at the moment can change anything so I may as well fall asleep.

>> No.10334395

How does you guys deal with depression?
I'm not talking about the temporary kind you see in normals, but one that spans years.
Sure, there's lots of things to take your mind off it but at the end of they day it all comes back when you eventually stop.

I don't particularly want to change anything in my routine but it would be nice if I could do it all without a sourceless anxiety.

>> No.10334396

>>10334393
Have you been to a cardiologist? You should probably just suck it up and go if you can. I have atrial fibrillation, and it got really bad one time so I had to go. Now I have medicine and if it flares up I can get it to go away in about 8 or 9 hours. So I don't really have to worry about it now.

>> No.10334399

>>10334393
im going on friday to a cardiologist. ive had problems before but for the last month its really been acting up and its troublesome

>> No.10334401

>>10334395
We don't

>> No.10334404

>>10334395
For me it just kind of stays there. So I actively immerse myself in VNs. In 催眠音声. Play games. And then one day I lose the game and it comes back just like that, so I repeat. That's it.

>> No.10334406

Hey guys how many of you here doesnt masturbate? I try to hold it in but lately i have been having wet dreams. Is there a way to stop this wet dream because wetting your bed at age 25 is not cool.

>> No.10334411

>>10334395
>How does you guys deal with depression?
I don't, because I can't. I just try to keep myself busy with VNs, games and whatnot. Also doing something like learning to play an instrument, programming, or anything relatively productive helps. But I eventually remember shit or get anxious about my future, I don't know of a way to stop that and it fucking sucks. I just try to forget it and repeat the process.

>> No.10334413

/jp/ /jp/ we're finally free
being alone is only lonely if you want it to be

>> No.10334415

>>10334406
Just masturbate, what's wrong with it?

>> No.10334422

Parents definitely want me to find a job, which results in the possibility of my mom kicking me out.

I'm completely fine with working, I'm just trying to look for a position that I enjoy. My last wasn't bad, I actually liked the work, but was forced to deal with constant drama from the 3-4 girls I worked with.

I applied recently to a telecommunication firm as a broadband com tech, and I really really hope I land it, especially with my lack of employment history and education.

I really fucking hope..

>> No.10334427

>>10334406
I used to do it every day, but recently I've been putting it off until I forget about it which caused me to unintentionally hold it in.
You could try easing off until your body follows the new regularity. It helps if you do something you enjoy to keep your mind off it, then start increasing the time between sessions by a day.

I tried going cold turkey immediately and I couldn't last more than a month before I woke up in sticky.

>> No.10334443

>>10334089
I always enjoy thinking about how Zyzz is a corpse just rotting away underground. Imagine what his body looks like now. Most importantly, his face.

>> No.10334451

>>10334290
If I had the money, I wouldn't ever be sober.

>> No.10334459

Remember, you're not a truNEET if you aren't truDEPRESSED. It's impossible to learn anything (namely Japanese) or achieve anything in this state. Also, you have zero money and all you have in your room is a mattress and an old computer. The only thing you are able to do is refresh imageboards, piss in bottles, shit on the floor, and eat whatever food you can find. That's what a proper truNEET is.

Fucking crossboarder falseNEETs shitting up /jp/ with their blog threads.

>> No.10334460

>>10334395
By bullying others on /jp/.

>> No.10334467

>>10334459
You're talking about hikikomori. Nobody says a NEET can't go out and buy shit with their parents money. In fact, most do.

>> No.10334476

>>10334459
I have my clothes, computer, bed in my room and I live completely off what my parents purchase for food.

>> No.10334480

>>10334459
A truNEET is not depressed because he truly enjoys his lifestyle. If you're depressed, you're just a failed normal who longs for an outside normalfag life and should commit sudoku.

>> No.10334487

>>10334459
The irony of having money but not wanting to spend it on anything, not even food.

>> No.10334488

>>10334480
Yes, because all NEET depression stems from wanting to be a normal. Please kill yourself as soon as possible!

>> No.10334492

>>10334290

I can't function at all unless I'm on some kind of drug. Since I don't really go outside it's usually alcohol, and every now and then I get a hookup for pain meds (like now. today is a good day.)

It bothers me that it seems like most 4chan posters are pretty straightedge... I'm not among peers even with anonymous. Worse yet is the "I don't need drugs to be happy" crowd. Can't stand those self righteous nerds.

>> No.10334495

I have relatives coming soon. It will only be for a short time and they aren't staying here, so hopefully I'll only have to see them once. The ones I encounter more often know not to pry, but I don't know about these. It might get really uncomfortable.

>> No.10334497

>>10334488
Normie detected. If you enjoyed your life as a truNEEt you wouldn't be depressed. I'm sorry if you have the normie disease, please exit /jp/.

>> No.10334502

>>10334497
here's some kopipe as to why a NEET would feel depressed.

threat of being kicked out at any moment with no government support available as backup
stress from time moving too fast
electronics getting old and breaking with no money to buy new ones
living with a person who i absolutely hate (mom's boyfriend)
self-esteem issues, hatred for self and for the past
not being able to learn japanese or learn anything for that matter, because of said issues that lead to stress, and thus distraction from studying

no bully pls.

>> No.10334503

>>10334497

im depressed because i know i wont be able to be a neet hikki for much longer, so ill have to kill myself

>> No.10334509

i have been bullying my online boyfriend for the past few days by ignoring him

>> No.10334510

>>10334492
Even though the access is there, I really want to get into it. I mean if I was going to enjoy myself then I'd like to do it in my regular state of mind (I'd probably forget everything too, in my case), there's also my worry of addiction because I don't think I could afford another one.
All in all, my main problem would be the cost of it.
Might try it eventually but not now.

>> No.10334511

>>10334510
First like should say I don't really want to get into it. Oops.

>> No.10334513

>>10334509
Nice. You should create another identity and use it to make him kill himself.

>> No.10334515

>>10334502
Kill yourself out of /jp/ wannabe normal

>> No.10334517

>>10334515
Holy HELL, did you even read anything that was written???

>> No.10334520

>>10334513
i dont need to do that, if i told him to kill himself right now he would

>> No.10334522

>>10334517
Did you consider taking it easy rather than stressing out over nothing, only a normal that strives for more would be depressed over that nonsense.

>> No.10334524

>>10334520
No he wouldn't shitlord, talk about an egomaniac.

>> No.10334527

>>10334522
Can you take it easy when you know you are going to be on the streets in a month?
Can you take it easy when your computer breaks?
Can you take it easy when you realize you are already 30 years old?
Can you take it easy when you can't learn Japanese and are totally worthless in every single way?

I don't think you can. The notion that only a normal gets depressed is ridiculous.

>> No.10334530

>>10334524
yes he would, i made your mom choke on my dick last night on command

>> No.10334532

I feel lonely but I don't really enjoy the company of most people. When I try making friends online, some people I just don't care to talk to but I don't want to just ignore them or remove them, so I just keep feigning interest and force myself to seem like I enjoy talking. I would like just one friend that I enjoy talking to who would enjoy talking to me. It's just my bad attitude I guess.

I suppose it also connects to this: I just drift through most days doing nothing, not enjoying any one activity for too long.

I'll cycle to worrying over some other thing eventually I suppose.

>> No.10334534

>>10334292
How do transactions even work on silkroad? Does it just come in the mail after the whole bitcoin payment goes through? Im a bit paranoid ordering illegal drugs and having them sent to my address. How does that not end up being detected? Im mostly just interested in hallucinagences honestly.

>> No.10334537

>>10334527
Yes I can because I have major mental disabilities to the point where none of that even phases me, like everyone that isn't neurotypical like yourself.

>> No.10334538

>>10334532
>I feel lonely

Normie detected. The only people I see are my mom and sister when I go downstairs to eat, and I never get lonely.

#truNEET #otacool

>> No.10334541

>>10334509
I've had someone try to pull that on me, I just deleted and forgot. Jokes on him because I didn't care beyond the chat.

>> No.10334542

>>10334538
You mean you live with somebody else? Get the fuck out of /jp/ you normie piece of shit, and don't come back until you haven't communicated with a SINGLE person for at least six months.

>> No.10334543

>>10334542
Get a load of this trunormal, not living with your parents for free.

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>>10334542
My mom takes care of me.

>> No.10334545

>>10334542

get a load of this filthy normal communicating with other people on the internet.

>> No.10334547

My parents just told me that they will support me forever if I see a psychiatrist. I am going in on the 5th of next month. I am scared of drugs, they will kill my personality.

>> No.10334550

>>10334547
You wouldn't be on /jp/ if your personality wasn't already complete shit.

>> No.10334551

>>10334547

don't kid yourself, you didn't have one begin with

>> No.10334552

>>10334547
You never had a personality to start with.

>> No.10334554

>>10334547
That just how it is, trufreedom isn't free

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>>10334552
>>10334551
>>10334550

>> No.10334557

>>10334547
Die. I would kill you myself if I had the chance.

>> No.10334558

>>10334550
>>10334551
>>10334552
You faggots are just jelly because he's cute and you arent.

>> No.10334559

>>10334556
I never said I had one either.

>> No.10334560

>>10334547
Are you nerds serious? You can't fake normalcy well enough to fool even your parents? Do you even sociopathy?

>> No.10334561

>>10334556
>>10334558
buttravaged samesalami licker detected

>> No.10334566

>>10334532
I don't like the company of people either, in fact I find them annoying. I've made some online friends in games but they were more of a necessity to progress and when I quit the games I just disappeared without a trace.
I don't feel at all lonely because /jp/ is enough to provide simulated interaction whatever it may be, I love all of it.

>> No.10334567

>>10334564
Italians aren't white.

>> No.10334562

>>10334561
No way, thats ur mum XD

>> No.10334563

>>10334538
tch, my plans to infiltrate /jp/'s elite caste of NEETs fails again...
next time I'll have you, /jp/..!

>> No.10334564

>>10334561
Genoa salami is fucking delicious faggotprince

>> No.10334568

>>10334550
>>10334551
>>10334552
I have a good sense of humor by /jp/'s standard, I bet I make many people laugh here. I don't want to become someone who spends most of his day worrying about reality. I like the fact that I can wake up, play eroge, and nothing else. You guys are dicks, I hate you all.

>>10334560
The thing is I am not mentally ill or all that different from normal people. Maybe I am fucked with what I fap to, and how I can't make eye contact but I am still normal.

>> No.10334572

>>10334567
Shut it princess, I don't care where it comes from I just want to eat delicious food./

>> No.10334573

>>10334568
If you can't make eye contact you arent normal

>> No.10334576

Are all these edgy 'trolls' spillover from yesterday's /fit/ invasion?

>> No.10334575

>>10334568
Another wannabe normal on /jp/, kill yourself out of /jp/ faggot.

>> No.10334577

>>10334576
Nice job using "edgy" on /jp/, head on back to whatever board you came from.

>> No.10334578

>>10334566
That seems like a much easier way to go about it. I need to figure out how to be less lame.

>> No.10334582

>>10334576
Sounds like Schlomo von Normalstein is a little upset.

>> No.10334584

>>10334576
The spillover coming out of your ass is from yesterdays invasion ;D

>> No.10334587

>>10334576

I'm a NEET but I don't usually lurk these threads. But now I know why...other NEETs piss me off.

>> No.10334590

>>10334587
I'm sorry you are having a bad experience. Please have a pleasant day regardless.

>> No.10334591

>>10334573
Fuck off, I am normal. My parents agrere that I am a very normal person even if I see the world in a different way and care about other things. Everyone has quirks, being like someone on /jp/ doesn't make you different or weird.

>>10334575
I am normal but I enjoy /jp/ and I really love what this board provides.

>> No.10334595

>>10334591
I bet your mommy also told you how unique you are!

>> No.10334596

>>10334577
Nice job posting completely disgusting nonsense. You're making the niggy.png spammer look like a gentleman.

>> No.10334597

>>10334591
Go away.

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>>10334584

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>>10334595
No, she tells me I am a normal person.

>>10334597
Not as if this thread is any good. mI bet you I am a good poster in most threads.

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10334600

> /fit/ invasion
Do people even still plan organized cross-board raids?

All it takes on /jp/ is like one guy trying to "troll" to make it look like he's several people. It's not hard, it just takes a certain retarded mentality.

>> No.10334601

>>10334591
Why do you want to be normal? Most people spend all their time here convincing /jp/ they AREN'T normalfags.

>> No.10334604

>>10334600
that's a freaky hip:waist ratio

>> No.10334605

>>10334590

I appreciate that, really. I'm sorry for bullying, I'll try not to next time.

>> No.10334606

>>10334599
Pokemon is terrible and you are terrible

>> No.10334607

>>10334600
Someone posted a link on /fit/.

>> No.10334608

>>10334564
Real salami from the old country is fuckin gross. It's fermented meat.

>> No.10334611
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who sociopath here?

>> No.10334610

>>10334607
...ah. 'kay.

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>>10334601
Why shouldn't you want to be normal? Being ordinary means a life without absurdity or weird things distracting you from fitting in with humanity. Successful cooperation is the best thing a person can achieve

>>10334611
Not me, I am a normal person.

>> No.10334615

>>10334600
Why would someone draw a picture so incomplete? I thought it was a crop but it's not.

>> No.10334617

>>10334602
Do you have a job? Do you go to school? Go out with friends regularly? Have a girlfriend? Ever had one? Are you a virgin? Enjoy sports? Do you consider your lifestyle and interests typical?
I am being rhetorical, don't answer.

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>>10334608
I'll show you real salami!

>> No.10334623

>>10334613
By normal we mean the way most people live, and most people live stressful and shitty lives, even though they try their best to convince themselves they enjoy it. You should aim to lead a fulfilling life, not a "normal" or "ordinary" life. Fuck humanity.

>> No.10334624

>>10333944

-depression and mood swinging
-living in a third world country
-no education besides HS and can't get on college due to OCD, intrusive thinking and other shit
-never had a job nor even an interview either
-can't go outside, depression gets worse as soon as I leave the house or even thinking about it

time is running fast... I can't keep going like this much longer and I don't know where to start even, can't get job for shit

>> No.10334626

>>10334604
Perspective. I think.

>>10334615
Yeah, that's how I saved it. Oh well, at least he didn't leave out the twat bulge.

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>>10334617
I am answering to spite you. I like sports, no to everything else. What you don't understand is that normal people are different in their own way. So what if I learned another language to play porn games, fap to 2D, and don't leave my house unless coerced, that doesn't make me not normal.

>>10334623
Normal is being able to come together. Cooperation has created everything around you. An individual's happiness has no meaning.

>> No.10334636

>>10334634
Why are you even here?

>> No.10334640

>>10334634
But you don't even contribute to this cooperation. Also you obviously fail as a social creature. You don't even meet your own standards..
I'm bored talking about it. Good luck with your life.

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>>10334634
>Normal is being able to come together. Cooperation has created everything around you. An individual's happiness has no meaning.

Fuck off you commie piece of shit. This country was founded on INDIVIDUAL liberty, not collectivist drivel. If you don't like it GET the FUCK out.

>> No.10334641

>>10334634
>Cooperation has created everything around you.
Good luck finding someone who wants to cooperate. Everyone does everything for their own sake, be it to make money, power, theri own happiness, etc. That's how humans are. Human cooperation is an illusion.

>> No.10334643

>>10334636
On account of my vagina ITCHES.

Okay? That a good enough reason?

>> No.10334652

>>10334634
>Cooperation has created everything around you. An individual's happiness has no meaning.
I guess we can throw the accusations of neurotypicality out of the window.

>> No.10334655

>>10334643
Suspension of disbelief completely gone. You ruined the game!

>> No.10334656

>>10334643
Oh my dear god I was arguing with Trevor. Its unfortunate you weren't typing in your normal style because I could have just ignored your autistic ass.

>> No.10334668

i like the footy but i also havent left my house in years mates. just saying.

>> No.10334680

Been a NEET since January 2008. Was a NEET from June 2004-September 2007 before that. Had two temp jobs in 2007 that I thought would help lead me to real jobs, they didn't. Been out of high school for almost 9 years now.

Mom keeps nagging me to find work, but I fumble through interviews despite being well-spoken. I don't have the self-esteem to promote myself or any qualities I might have. I'd like to work to make money and save up to visit places and move out, but I'm also terrified of the real world that doing that would entail.

She's been nagging me to get my hair cut for months and I finally will here shortly, to my shoulders. My hair has a big knot in the back and I can't brush it out or untie it, so getting it cut off is the best solution since it's been driving me crazy recently.

I also need to lose some weight and stop eating shitty foods. I've gotten a little chubby the past couple of years and have gone up a few sizes in pants. I'm unmotivated and bored a lot of the time though, I'd probably need an exercise buddy to work out with daily but I don't have many friends and the ones I do have I don't see often.

So yeah, all that's why I'm a NEET, and all that's why I'm here in this thread on this board.

>> No.10334691

So, when are we going to have an offline suicide meeting?

>> No.10334700

>>10334680
>hair

I used to have it long til I got fed up and now I don't even have to go outside to cut it nor deal with hygiene problems related to it since I shave my head every 2-3 months.

probably not what you would like to do (I know that it isn't easy, especially when you had it long for a considerable amount of time) but now even if it was a small thing it's one less thing on my list

>> No.10334708

>>10334691
I was thinking the same thing lately. I figured that we should give everyone at least a years time to think it over, just to be 100% sure that everyone that shows up isn't going to back out. Maybe we should make an official thread over the next few days to try and get everyone together and then we could all kill ourselves at the end of this year or something.

>> No.10334717

Please take it moderately.

>> No.10334740

>>10334708
A pilgrimage to Aokigahara Forest, gateway to Gensokyo.

>> No.10334746

>>10334708
I think we should put an age restriction on this as well, definitely something above twenty-one.

>> No.10334765

If we had a meet up we wouldn't have to kill ourselves.
Instead, we could form our own community and live in the /jp/ mansion supporting each other. It would be a beautiful thing.

I'm sure the /jp/ mansion truly exists somewhere.

>> No.10334767

>>10334708
>>10334746

have any of you seriously considered an age to be deadline for real?

personally if I can't get my shit together, age 30 is the limit for me

>> No.10334782

>>10334765
You'd have more luck joining a Buddhist monastery together. You can become truMonks!

>> No.10334787

>>10334767
Twenty-five, I have a year to go.

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