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10331249 No.10331249[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is it true that you'll get deported from Japan if police catches you fighting, even in cases of self-defense?
And here I thought I'd be able to unleash my inner badass over there.

>> No.10331336

Japan doesn't let in gaijins in the first place so you don't have to worry about being deported.

>> No.10331342

>>10331336
:(

>> No.10331358

Just give them an intimidating look and those nip police will go running.

>> No.10331374

Why does it matter? If you get into a real fight your first option should always be to run. It's not like on TV or something, if you get into a real fight you are at serious risk of being killed and you should try to end the fight as quickly as possible.

>> No.10331381

>>10331374
Are you a pussy or something?

If you get into a real fight your first option should be always smash the faggot face of the fucker who dared to fuck with you.

>> No.10331384

internet tough guise rejoice

>> No.10331391

>>10331381
If you are incapable of running you should attempt to disable the attacker by any means necessary as quickly as possible, but your first option should be to run.

>> No.10331403

Trust me /jp/, it's not worth it to get into a fight or start a fight.

but running away is not the best option either so you best bet is to stand up for what you believe and do what you must.

Retaliate

>> No.10331423
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10331423

Hazero real! Hajikero synapse! Banishment... this... world!!!

>> No.10331430

Good luck not getting ganged up on being a foreigner and all. Why not join a boxing club or something like that?

>> No.10331441

It's the same in almost every decent country.

>> No.10331445

>>10331249
I want a little girl to spank me.

>> No.10331457

>>10331441
>even in cases of self-defense
I don't think so.

Besides, I'm pretty sure if you get caught in a fight with some nigger/mudslime in Britland, France, Sweden or Germany, police would mostly likely side with him, even if it was him, who began the fight.

>> No.10331463

If you get into a fight, your best bet is a sucker punch to the throat. Second best bet is a punch to the throat or groin or someplace soft and nasty like the eyes.
Don't be afraid to bite, unless it's like some heroin addict or something.

Your actual best bet is to avoid fights. The other guy can do the exact same thing to you.

>> No.10331470

>>10331457
Foreigners must avoid fights in first place.

>> No.10331474

>>10331463
Fights are about clashing honor. You bring shame to your family.

>> No.10331492

>>10331474
In Japan you'll only bring shame to your family if you don't pass the university exam.

>> No.10331502

>>10331470
How are you going to avoid it if some retarded fucker punches you first all of the sudden? Are you going to curl up and wait until he finishes beating you? Or run away like a faggot?

There is such thing as an honor and pride. These may sound stupid to you, but to some people they mean things.

>> No.10331542

>>10331502
These kind of people should have the pride to not leave their home countries.

>> No.10331544

Just whip out your big gaijin dick and wave it at the police officers.
That'll scare them off.

>> No.10331552

>>10331502
There actually is no such thing as honor or pride. If you're putting yourself into areas and situations where some retarded guy punches you first, then you're an idiot. Try to understand things about different areas and neighborhoods.

>> No.10331554

>>10331544
>tfw tiny dick

>> No.10331565
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>>10331554

>> No.10331588

Can someone teach me the ways of martial arts online?

>> No.10331590

>>10331565
>tfw ­ means that feel when, not that face when. please refrain from posting a face.

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>>10331590

>> No.10331604

>>10331598
I just explained it to you. Stop it.

>> No.10331610
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10331610

Japs dont want this.

>> No.10331612

>>10331610
Isn't 'youth' already plural?

>> No.10331613

>>10331590
are you shitting me

>> No.10331616

>>10331610
I believe the correct term is "yutes".

>> No.10331618
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10331618

>>10331604

>> No.10331620

>>10331618
Onegai.

>> No.10331632

>>10331618
>tfw_grying.png

It's spelled "crying." Please update your filename to reflect this before you post the image again in the future.

>> No.10331634

This is how you should treat them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kDAPOb_ta9Y#t=24s

>> No.10331658

>>10331634
wtf that butterface fag

>> No.10331660

>>10331632
So you bash him for not using the popular spelling of crying but dont want to be bashed for adhering to the alternative lifestyle most /jp/ers have here?
Spelling is fash.

>> No.10331664

>>10331660
I never said I didn't want to be bashed, big boy.

>> No.10331669

>>10331634
DQN as fug

>> No.10331764

>>10331634
What the hell happened there?
Why were they fighting?

>> No.10331797

>>10331764
Just some dude pretending to be Yakuza and being a huge DQN, that's all. He's aggravating him in the beginning saying: The hell are you eyeballing me for?

>> No.10331805 [SPOILER] 
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10331805

Is it true that /jp/ is for the discussion of otaku interests like doujin games, anime figures, Touhou, and not for Japanese politics?

>> No.10331817

>>10331805
You fucking high or something?

>> No.10331811 [DELETED] 
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10331811

Why the fuck are you using an image from one of my animes?

Are you literally retarded? Do you want to end up like this slut or something?

>> No.10331818

>>10331805
ANY otaku interests. There are a few train otaku here for example.

>> No.10331822

>>10331805
It's true, the same way that crosswalk signals are green for walk and red for don't, but in practice nobody cares unless it's dangerous or the cops are watching.

>> No.10331824

>>10331805
battle otaku here d/w

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>>10331817
>>10331818
>>10331822
>>10331824
Excuse me but you guys are replying to the wrong post.

My post is right here: >>10331811

>> No.10331833

>>10331831
That's a gif, not an imagine.

>> No.10331834 [DELETED] 
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>>10331831
Thanks.

>> No.10331831

>>10331828
Cute image.

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>>10331833
Shut the fuck up, at least he had the common sense to reply to me unlike most of you nitwits.

By the way, I reported this thread. Maybe next time you all will learn from his example.

>> No.10331839

>>10331833
I meant the thumbnail.

>> No.10331842

>>10331841
Announcing reports is against the rules.

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>>10331842
So is this.

>> No.10331845

>>10331841
Reported for announcing a report

>> No.10331846

>>10331843
No it's not.

>> No.10331848

>>10331845
Reported for announcing a report reporting a report that was announced.

>> No.10331851 [DELETED] 

>>10331845
Reported for potentially initiating an endless for loop in the autism function.

>> No.10331851,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why does this bitch have to constantly hijack my threads and make them about herself?

Do women need attention this badly?

>> No.10331888

>>10331851
at least your autism is a sure thing lmao

>> No.10332014 [DELETED] 

>>10331888
What the fuck?

How did you get those trips?

>> No.10332018

>>10332014
I just have it. Check out my previous ones:
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10315888

>> No.10332040
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10332040

How can you "unleash your inner badass" in the most pathetic and shy country in the world?

Just go to Syria and join up with the rebels. That's what the real badass Japanese people are doing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1MN8MAsbr9w

He's in the danger zone every day. truSAMURAI

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>>10332040

>He told the news agency, via Google Translate, that he had sneaked across the border from Turkey and taken up a position where the fighting is heaviest. “I always go by myself, because no tour guide wants to go to the front,” Mr. Fujimoto said. “It’s very exciting, and the adrenaline rush is like no other.”

>He dresses in camouflage fatigues, but without a protective jacket or helmet, which he said were too heavy and could dull the excitement of the gunshots. “I’m not a target for snipers because I’m a tourist, not like you journalists,” he said. “Besides, I’m not afraid if they shoot at me or that they might kill me. I’m a combination of samurai and kamikaze.”

>> No.10332065

>>10332040
http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2012/12/23/279620/syria-militants-threaten-to-poison-water/

ignore the Iranian propaganda and watch the video, rebel scum.

>> No.10332065,1 [INTERNAL] 

How the fuck is this /jp/ related?

>> No.10332289

Do people in Japan get into fights?

I've never seen any physical altercations take place there. Not even among women and women love fighting each other over dumb shit.

>> No.10332289,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10332065,1
janitor unapproved content

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