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Do you ever wish that you could be... The Last Samurai?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gThkdRIn5k

>> No.10328682

Why did Tom Cruise fug the wife of the man he killed and then wear his armor?

>> No.10328678

I'm training to become a Jedi. I am practicing the Shii-Cho lightsaber form.

>> No.10328685

This movie was awful.

>> No.10328690

>>10328682
He's just that alpha.

>> No.10328696

You can see how wet her PUSS is in that scene. His barbarian blood makes him so strong that he keeps standing up after the little Japanese man hits him with the sword. He does it so many times.

The strength of the white American male is truly insurmountable.

>> No.10328707

I like when Tom Cruise cuts right through the rifle the guy is trying to block with and kills him in 1 swing with his katana.

Truly representative of the superiority of Japanese forging techniques and fighting style.

>> No.10328710

>>10328675
No, he had a lot of issues and was shot during the last battle.

>> No.10328717
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10328717

And then they fugged.

>> No.10328719

>>10328717
He is really handsome.

>> No.10328728

>do I want to be Tom Cruise
yes
>do I want to be the last samurai
no, why did they trust him anyway? shouldn't they have killed him right at the spot or something?
been a while since I saw that movie

>> No.10328736

I've recreated the fight of the samurai against the evil Meiji Restoration in Shogun 2 and I crushed them.

Tom Cruise fucked up. It wasn't that hard to beat those gun wielding pussies.

>> No.10328740

>>10328736
They were outnumbered if I remember correctly.

>> No.10328741

>>10328728
The samurai leader katsumoto had a dream with a tiger and tom cruise happened to fight with a spear that had a tiger flag attached to it, so katsumoto decided to spare his life to learn about his enemy and shit.

>> No.10328742

>>10328728

He killed the man in the red armor and then Tom Cruise was fighting off the other samurai with a tiger flag. The samurai leader saw the tiger flag and remembered the vision of a tiger that he had the previous night and told them to not kill Tom Cruise.

>> No.10328762

>>10328760
he went back

>> No.10328764

>>10328682
Better question is why did they stop gatling gunning their savage stick-wielding asses? Especially since they had Western consultants who should've brought their 'attitudes' as well. The notion of honour when it comes to dealing with technologically inferior peoples is nonexistent. British - give those fuckers smallpox or opium. American - false promises and then gun'em all down in their sleep. Nothing wrong with exploiting your advantages to the fullest though. Civilize them all with bullets.

>> No.10328760

Did Tom Cruise die in the last battle or did he go back and live with his Japanese wife and child?

>> No.10328775

I learned everything I know about otaku culture from that movie.

>> No.10328770

>>10328760
no he's still acting you dumbass

>> No.10329106
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>> No.10329115

>>10329106
I think Sean finally killed himself out of /jp/ a few days ago.

>> No.10329118

>>10329115
that wasn't sean you idiot

>> No.10329122

>>10329118
Yes it was ;_;

>> No.10329125

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10313066#p10313415
;_;

>> No.10329133

>>10329118
Lurk more.

>> No.10329134

>>10329122

He's already clearly been posting other shit since then. You can spot that guy from a mile away.

>> No.10329138

>>10329122
Damn. You maybe right.

>> No.10329145

>>10329125
Thank god.

>> No.10329157

>>10329115
He updated his cover photo on Facebook 15 hours ago!

>> No.10329160

>>10329157
Post it

>> No.10329207
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>>10329160

>> No.10329215

Why did they market it as if Tom Cruise was the "Last Samurai" in the film when it was actually Ken Wantanabe's character that was the last samurai. Tom Cruise's character was just a weeaboo who fuged the wife of some dude he killed. The film was basically Dances with Samurai, and it wasn't as terrible as some people remember it to be.

>> No.10329299

>>10329215
Tom Cruise is the last samurai

>> No.10329364

>>10329299
No, Ken Watanabe's character was the last samurai. Tom Cruise's character never actually became a samurai. They let him wear the armor as an honor.

>> No.10329369

No, but sometimes I wish that I could be any janitor in the order.

>> No.10329371

>>10329364
Tom Cruise is the LAST SAMURAI, he is, Tom Cruise is.

>> No.10329373

>>10329371
Then tell me at what point in the movie he became a samurai.

>> No.10329374

>>10329373
Oh, nevermind. I get what you're saying.

>> No.10329385

>>10329373
Tom Cruises was The Last Samurai, he was it. What is not understood.

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