NEET Journey

[Anonymous No.]

What path have you taken today, NEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

I've slept most of the day, but it was still the most productive day I've had in about a month, as I (reluctantly) got some chores done!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up and worked on my RPG game i am making this whole week. haven't left my room and parents still worry about me and leave plates of food at my door.

[Anonymous No.]

I stop being a NEET tomorrow

>so many feels

[Anonymous No.]

I've been practicing the Shii-Cho lightsaber form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10325942
You'll be back

[Anonymous No.]

Finished first season of Minami-ke

I am boss!

[Anonymous No.]

Played 2hu all day long. Watched a couple of anime from the new season.

[Anonymous No.]

Spent the whole day being hungover and feeling sorry for myself.

Oh, and I finished watching Hidamari Sketch's first season. I was quite disappointed honestly, I found it pretty boring and most of the humour got a smirk out of me at the most. I could count the number of times I actually laughed on one hand...

[Anonymous No.]

Played some games, cleaned the apartment and finally tried my old ps2. The disk tray won't open.

[Anonymous No.]

Slept the whole day then my mom came to nag about my "future"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326031

I hate when this one happens. I wish I could ctrl through it.

[Anonymous No.]

Played Dark souls mid-day.
Looked for a new keyboard to buy for a few hours.
Came on /jp/.
Probably going to play my synth after I walk my dog.
Craving something sweet.
/blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326027
I'm sorry to hear that. My PS2's graphics card seems to be shot. I tried two different RCA cables and the TV won't get a signal.

RIP

[Anonymous No.]

is it possible for NEETs to have sex (without prostitutes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326031
Describe autismbux to her and see her reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326103
There is no such thing around here

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10326097
They prefer the term "housewife".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326069
Oh well, people are selling their ps2 consoles and games cheap lately. I think that my console has had the same problem, and I've fixed it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326115
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326097
Find another NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326103
How the hell do you even go about getting autismbux

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326131
Women NEETs are called housewives.. oh

>>10326121
now i understand, but why would an (actual) housewife have interaction with a male neet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326132
Applying for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326132
There's a guide on how to fake it until you make it

Uncle Remus(?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326132

Remus guide if you live on da land of da free, lil' nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326145
>>10326147
Thanks fellow NEETs

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10326139
Charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326145
>>10326147
>>10326155
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S6512844#p6512924

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326160
Thank you.

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>>10326168
Keep it mind that it is possible for the program to go away, and what people interpet as abuse of the program may accelerate it.

You should not rely 100% on it, either be prepared to have a backup plan, or be OK with suicide if it runs out.

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>>10326179
Better than what I live with currently

[Anonymous No.]

these are like recommendation threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326097
Why don't you ask the right question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326292
What question is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326313
Should they?

[Anonymous No.]

I went with my bro and got some manga today other then that I've been on the computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326313
>What's your area code?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a wet dream last night, it was gay, I hadn't had one of those in a couple of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326327
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326317
Why shouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326322
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326327
I've never had any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326333
You've never not masturbated for an entire week?

[Anonymous No.]

Still looking for neetogame friends, please respond.

Look up this image in archive for the list of games

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326331
Do you want to hear an answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326340
Five days is my record.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a cute boyfriend and I'm finding a job. NEET days are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326356
btw im a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326357
But I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326359
dicks or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326329
I was in a mall or something and was talking to a guy who ran a salon I guess and then I invented the word homo in order to describe him when I returned to my people. We went into his shop and led me to one of the chairs and I sat. Then he started to put on a dress and during the conversation was something like just like old times, then he nelt down and opened his mouth. I remember looking around to see that the store was an open wall and not seeing anyone else in the mall area we were in. So I stuck it in quickly and remembered the sensation of pushing past his teeth. I came and his mouth was partially openening and I saw the cum started to come out on one side so I used my cock to push it back in whilst I continued cumming. Then I woke up.

[Hamilton Tigers !!3qP6Hn0n1wj No.]

dicks

[Anonymous No.]

The path of the cat

I spent three hours in bed, naked, doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326362
Was it just a sexy dream or were there nocturnal emissions?

[Anonymous No.]

homu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326407
I already said wet.

[Anonymous No.]

GGn has people uploading VNs by the hour and theyre all prepatched so i can install with one hand and fap with the other, life is good

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

Today I went full homo flirt with my friend, again. For those who remember me I was posting in a thread about slutty idols and their cummy breath, then I started telling how much I'd like to suck my friend's dick (and all of you silly girls encouraged me in that way).

Do you want me to tell more? I don't want to waste your time if you're not in the mood for bishoujo flirting stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326440
Suck his cock dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326440
All of it, in full detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326440
don't waste my time

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326446

[Anonymous No.]

im in education

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326440

[Anonymous No.]

my mom told me to clean my room today
me and my imouto told her to fuck off
pic related
its me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326440
slay the gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326466
Rip in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326466
Lookin pretty edgy bro.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still a NEET if i build things (like archery targets, book cases, other woodworking) right?

I'm also teaching myself a trade, does that count as education? If so, I'm no longer a NEET and I'm a Normal right?

What am I /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326488
You are not a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326488
Can you build me an onahole mount?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326473
i created this meta

[Anonymous No.]

Sitting behind a register at an abysmal tourist trap. I'm not sure if this is really employment because I come in whenever I want and usually don't have to talk to people this time of year. This place belongs to my relatives so it's out of obligation. At some point I will have to get a real job and the idea is just draped over my mind like a velvet drape with nasty stains.

I want to be a hikki. I want to abandon all responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326494
Well shit sorry guys. I guess I'll take my leave now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326466
faggot dats me from >>8793192 fuggin imposter fruitlord
did you have to crop it, so it wouldn't end up with any hits on the archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326510
no i found it in a thread on /b/ yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

what do you NEETs and hikki's do for money? im just barely surviving off christmas/birthday/holiday money

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326488

NEET stands for Not in Education, Employent or Training. The first thing falls under employment, but only if you get paid for it. The second thing falls either under employment or training, but from a statistical standpoint, you'll still be a NEET if you're teaching yourself without any form of outside help.

But you're not really truNEET as far as /jp/ is concerned either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326521
Suck penises.

[Anonymous No.]

so its possible to be a hikki but not a neet ? interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326521
parents and autismbux

i get 200 bux biweekly

quit asking the same question over and over again please

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326488
You should become a corporate NEET. Just get a cushy office job and do as little work as possible. You can still take it easy 99% of the time and get money for more onaholes and figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326535
thanks for answer

[Anonymous No.]

what are you going to do when the government cancels your autism dollhairs anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326543
My answer was an answer, Handjobs for $10, footjobs for $20, blowjobs for $30, and anal sex for $100.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326548
Why even bother with autismbux when you can get disability for other issues like being too fat to work. My friend is ~500lbs, has diabetes, and got a doctor to say he has a heart condition and he gets disability. He just lays around, smokes cigarettes, and plays Xbox all day. He has it made and he didn't have to go through the embarrassment of saying he was autistic.

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>>10326548
i don't know, we'll jump off that bridge when we get there

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326508
Same here. The only reason I am not full NEET is because there is one in the family and his excuse is better than mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326556
>being embarrassed about being autistic
>not being embarrassed at being a fat fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326558
I live in America, the average person is fat as shit. He blends in with the crowd.

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>>10326556
I'd rather have people think that the government is giving me money to prevent me from shooting up an elementary school than supporting me because I'm too lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326556
I'm sure they will get rid of all disability benefits if people keep abusing it.

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>>10326566
I like this notion too. I want them to believe they are preventing a crime by giving me money. They're also unable to preemptively arrest me because I haven't committed a crime yet.

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>>10326488
If you're concerned about what your status is on an anonymous board full of autists instead of just doing whatever you like, you've already failed no matter what your title is.

[Anonymous No.]

Reading all these threads make me wish I was a NEET. Or a cat in a rich household. Sleeping and masturbating all day plus some hobby stuff truly is the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326575
Reported you to the police.

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>>10326569
Probably, but he can live it up in the meantime for being too fat. There are tons of ways to get free money and stuff, you just gotta be smart about it.

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>>10326585
enjoy your hefty fee for false report and waste of police time and resource

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326551
thanks for answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326581
i remember some specialist would come to my elementary school to evaluate me because i was in special ed, and he asked me if i could be any animal what would it be. i told him a cat because they get to sit around around all day but he didnt seem to like that answer. i remember him saying most people say theyd like to birds so they can fly. and on one of the ink blob tests he told me no one had ever seen what i saw in one of them. i wish they would have left me alone i felt so singled out getting all that diffrent treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326585
The Interpol?

[Anonymous No.]

By living it up, some quad who actually needs the money is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326504
>meta
So this is the new scv?

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

So, here is the story. I got really horny thinking about how I'd be able to touch him after I spoke with you guys and I finally was able to do so during the winter vacations. About one week ago I was finally alone for an hour or two with him in the living room and I started caressing his leg (as usual for those who remember my story) while he was playing a race game. The only difference was he didn't seem any reluctant when I started to touch nearer and nearer to his crotch. I also put my hands under his shirt and I caressed his chest including his nipples (I greatly insisted on them), they were so soft and they have such a cute pink color I got one of the hardest boner in my whole life. I then noticed his pocket was pierced, he said "lol old pants are old" but I didn't pay any attention to it a the moment. After something like ten minutes it started to get boring just caressing his leg from the outside of his pants so I put my hand in his pocket and caressed the skin directly. It felt amazing since his skin is soft as fuck and he almost have no hairs at all.

I continued for a while and he suddenly took a more comfortable position to play his game and I suddenly was able to reach almost any part of his leg, including the base of his leg near his dick. I could feel his underwear but I didn't go at it directly, I just touched around it like it was a total hazard. I then, step by step, started to put my hand under it. In the beginning just one finger, then two and finally I was touching around his dick with my whole hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326556
You can get disability for a heart condition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326655
Excuse me, where does it say "feel free to blog about what you're thinking about now" in the op, or anywhere in the thread? It doesn't, it says "What path have you take today, NEETs". This is NOT a blog thread, stop trying to force into one.

And just because you're going to sperg out and claim everything here is blogging, answering the op != blogging.

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

At one point I was only caressing the skin around his cock and I was touching his pubic hairs the whole time, it wasn't long before I couldn't take it anymore and go for his dick. Of course I didn't want to make him freak out so I went at it slowly like before and in no time i was gently caressing and groping his dick and balls with one finger or two. I hesitated longly when faced with the fact he let me grope his fucking dick and that he was a little hard (I still don't know how he can stay flaccid after all that stimulation, as much as I know it is the same when he watch porn, it takes him ages before getting hard), I didn't dare to go full masturbation and now I regret it a lot because later his fucking stupid faggot brother arrived and I wasn't able to touch him for the whole day.

The next day we were watching a movie with his brother (who also is one of my best friend but he is ugly, yet also somewhat attracted to me) and of course it was impossible to caress him in front of his brother but since we were two in the same one person sofa and had like a ton of cushions I could grope his dick without being noticed. I groped and caressed it through his pant during the entire movie and when his bro left the living room to have a drink I almost start stroking him through his pants. He got a full hard on but his brother was in the next room and he got scared so he stopped me without a word.

Do you want me to continue my story of how I went full homo flirting with my friend today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326655
If you could do that than you could have just took his pants off and sucked his cock dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326670
Everything here is blogging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326672
That is not flirting you better be getting married now because you have to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326672
>flirting
I wouldn't call that flirting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326672
>Do you want me to continue my story of how I went full homo flirting with my friend today?

Pls continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326179
Dammit I should have done this when I was 5150'd a year ago!

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched 2001: A Space Odyssey and it was confusing.

Someone explain what happened because I am a moron and I usually watch movies to escape, not to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326712
I not seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326672
That's not flirting. Please continue, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326656
My uncle had a heart attack and now he gets disability, so I guess so.

My friend's obesity coupled with it probably helps his case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326712
Its a 3 hour movie that should be 1 hour if you cut out all the dead space where nothing happens. There's nothing to get

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326655
>>10326672
what're you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326672
please continue

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

Today we were also alone for an hour or two and I got horny as fuck in anticipation. We were watching some stupid tv series (and a documentary about Uzbekistan at one point). I then skipped the usual leg caressing to go straight at the skin just above the pubes and under the belly button (it is soft as fucking fuck). I gently touched him there while slowly going lower and lower. I touched everywhere around his cock again and I made it clear I was going at it by laying my hand straight in his pubes while caressing around it. That's when I went for his dick again, I touched it and stroke it between two fingers multiple times but never longer than a second or two because I felt he wasn't as much in the mood as the last time. He stopped me multiple times by pulling my hands out of his pants but after caressing his belly like in the beginning each time he always let me slide my hand in his underwear again. To my great surprise (and joy) he has phimosis (not the medical term, much like the lewd doujin term). I imagined peeling his foreskin back with my tongue the whole time I was groping him. We then had to stop because his bro (again) came in.

Strangely, fapping to porn with him is impossible, completely. It's also strange because when we are flirting (more like preliminary sex but still) like that we always speak as usual like nothing is happening at all. I thought I was the type who almost makes no precum at all but my underwears were soaked with it each time.

I'm only sad I'm alway touching him while he never touches me even though he is the one who started it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326712
>Someone explain
It's a visual-heavy blockbuster movie that premiered in 1968. Need I say more? Star Wars was amazing in 1977.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326781
Just suck his cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

Just suck his cock dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326725
I liked it. It was great to look at. The books were better, even the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many faggots on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326863
People think being cute means being a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326863
They're terrified of women.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you hate gay people so much, janitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326863
We always joked about sucking each other's cocks. We wish to be little girls, girls do their best at sucking cocks, so we all want to suck cocks deep down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326863
Compensation
Defense Mechanisms
Logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326863
Women are gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326863
When life gives you lemons

[Anonymous No.]

Last night I saw a video of a cock leaking copious amounts of precum, it was unbelievable. When he finally came he came so much, it looked like it felt so good. He barely even touched himself. He must have been very backed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326863
Men are better than women at handling a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326863

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

It seems /jp/ isn't into the mood for homolust. I hope the people who could read my story will be able to bust a nut or two while thinking of it... Good night /jp/, stroke that meat for me again today, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326900
>It seems /jp/ isn't into the mood for homolust.

It's just one idiot. Pls continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326897
Guess which one looks like mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326897

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326897

Dear god, if I wasn't gay before, now I am.

[Anonymous No.]

Men are still 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326929
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10325886
Woke up, worked out a bit.
Studied Japanese Grammar a little bit and proceeded to do some Kanji recognition excercises.
I am watching a speedrunning stream but I am gonna switch to SAO soon.

[gigs !A7GLsxo4c. No.]

I pretty much spent the whole day inside but I will be going out for Mexican food shortly.

[Anonymous No.]

Why even have a NEET thread if Dumbass McGee is just going to delete everything in it?

/ghost/ just needs to add the ability to create threads to finally kill /jp/ and leave the shitty janitor to wallow in his own pile autistic feces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326907

I doesn't have much more to tell since it happened today. The only details I could tell is that he knows I'm well into shemales and ladyboys (this is what happens when you don't clean Utorrent from times to times) and that he doesn't mind PicoxChicoxCoco since I started it in front of him and he didn't seem unpleased (it would be strange from a guy who have his dick stroked by another guy tho).

I also got so excited during the last week I shaved entirely (even if I don't have that much hair to start with) except for my lower legs, I sleep in pajama shorts and I don't want my mom to notice her son has even less hairs than her. And for the first time in my life I understood why that guy tried to molest me in a black alley 4 years ago, I'm fucking cute if I want to. My only problem is that shaving is a pain in the ass and that never having done it I clearly hurt myself while doing so and it's sore everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326958,1
You can make threads in /jp/. If all you need is the OP, the janitor can't touch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326958
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326958,1
The janitor thinks the NEET thread is one of /jp/'s quality institutions and not just a shitheap thread designed to get that crap off the rest of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326979
>And for the first time in my life I understood why that guy tried to molest me in a black alley 4 years ago,

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best job for someone not wanting to work? I feel the winds are changing and I don't think I'll be able to keep being a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326979
I'm so jealous right now.
My mom totally gave up on me and accepted the fact that I enjoy feminine clothes and I am fully shaven.
It does hurt like a bitch but the feeling of smoothness you get afterward is godlike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326958,1
I'm sorry you couldn't suck that guy's cock, Trevor. I know you love roleplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327002
Tech support.

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

>>10326999

It was more like 5 than 4 years tho and I still was a shota. A shota with hair long enough to touch my shoulders. The funniest part is that I wanted to be manly at that time and now I want to be cute.

Life is cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327007,1
Who the fuck is Trevor?

Suck my cock, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327015
How is a job where you have to talk to people all day suited for NEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327002
Here in the UK you can earn quite a bit of money on the dogging/cock-sucking circuit. I've only done it twice, but apparently people have groups where they meet in pubs then have sex or suck each other's dicks. I spoke to one man who'd been earning his living that way for years.

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

>>10327007

I almost fapped to my own thighs afterward. I also find my ass to be pretty boner inducing. I now want to be stuffed so hard...

I remember a /jp/sy explaining you feel everything like in lewd doujins while your lover cums inside you, is it true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327020
Not all NEETs have social anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327002
Male prostitution in a country full of horny people.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody go on real-/jp/ and tell them to stop posting in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10326985,1
They were originally called NEET lifestyle threads, not Cocksucking/Generals. Are you going to try discussing anime and manga next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327032
I once took a video of fingering myself and then I masturbated to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327037,2
They were originally called shitty blog threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327032
I do fap to myself in the mirror quite often to be honest. It's not like I specifically want to fap to my own reflection. Sometimes it might be that I just got out of the shower and put only my kneesocks on and then when I go put everything else on I get this boner that needs to be satisfied.

To answer your question, I don't know what kind of Ermonaga you might be thinking of but I don't really recall feeling like I was about to ''fly away''.
Maybe it is different if you do it with someone you really love.

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

>>10327056

I did the same but it was an auto fellatio video. The slurping and wet sounds were so hot I exploded in my mouth twice. My back hurt as hell and I felt a little disgust with all that cum in my mouth but I don't regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327037,2
>not Cocksucking/Generals.

Funny seeing as right now they're nothing but threads where sheep suck the janitor's cock so he doesn't delete their posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327072
I wish I could do that, I would be able to tolerate my cum if I was just able to use myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327072,1
What a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327072
I have a /jp/sy bf irl. Probably the best thing to ever happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327082,1
What the fuck?

Did I say you could reply to me?

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

>>10327063

I was thinking about feeling your partner's dick getting tense then twitching while it pumps you full of cum... Do you feel the warm flow inside you and the short pulsations? It's my biggest fetish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327072
How are you able to cum sucking yourself off? I've done it and it feels like nothing. Either you kept going for like an hour or more, or your dick is sensitive as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327092

I'm so jealous right now.

Are you cute? Do you kiss and cuddle and stuff? Please tell us more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327101
Maybe you're the one at fault? I can do it and it's actually quicker than masturbation because it feels so good~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327036
>>10327032
>>10327056
>>10327063
>>10327072
>>10327082
>>10327092
>>10327097
>>10327101
>>10327108
>>10327112

>>>/hm/

[Anonymous No.]

I want an effeminate /jp/ bf but I don't want to do lewd things. Is this okay? Am I weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327126
Would you shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327125
What does sucking your own cock have to do with /hm/? Do you not masturbate because "touching cocks is gay"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327097
You do feel something hot relased inside your guts and you can definitely sense the ''squirting'' moment right before it happens.

A word of advice if you are ever gonna try, it will hurt the first tome no matter how much lube you use and how small his penis is.
>>10327092
Nice, What kind of person is he IRL? How did you guys find eachother? What do you guys do together?

>>10327126
Slippery Slope.

[le chat !CrDVZAMrpI No.]

>>10327101

I'm very supple and my dick is (i consider it so at least) long (17,3 cm precisely). After 20 or 30 minutes I'm totally warmed up and I can nearly deepthroat myself. It takes some time and sometimes some short fast wet stroking sessions but I always manage to cum with my mouth as an onahole. Not being cut may also help.

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[Anonymous No.]

This talk needs to go somewhere else.

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>>10327136

How can you suck your own dick? Let me guess, you'll post that image of feels guy sucking his own dick.

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>>10327148
not tripfriend but http://kuritan wordpress com/2012/11/25/stretches/

hope this helps

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>>10327139

I think thinking about using a dildo or something to "train" myself. I saw a recipe here once explaining how to make a dildo with what I think is milk and some banal objects and that they used the same method to make billiard balls before plastic was invented.

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>>10327141
I never tried to be honest. Taste of cum is a bit weird for me.
I am about 61 Kg so I should be flexible enough. My dick is a bit shorter than yours. It would be a disappointment to fail because of that.
Gonna try some exercises tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

slay the gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327092,1
Go suck a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327166,1
http://i.imgur.com/NmEdf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327108
I had my first kiss with him, we didn't have any room to cuddle but obviously we will when we can! First hand holding too. Softcore lewdity had been done as well~

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>>10327143
This is the only safe place, all gay talk gets deleted on other threads.

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>>10327037
But most do

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>10327183

Then neet threads need not be part of the rules no longer. You have had a gay board for quite some time now.

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>>10327159
I did the same except I started with smaller objects like a pen, sharpie, lip gloss case, etc. Using that cheap ぺぺ　lotion to help myself. It wasn't really good at the beginning. Muscle were really tense and every time I tried to push further in it hurt a bit. Practice held very nice results.
I never bought or made any dildos myself even though it might not be a bad idea at the moment.

>>10327174
Deep Kiss?

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>>10327191
homo lust is /jp/ culture

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>>10327189
Get a load of this dipshit.

Real-/jp/ers are fucking pathetic.

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I fucking hate my parents sometimes.

Although they're understanding in some areas, they just can't get that I don't want to meet people. I hate when they ask me to greet their guests. Why should I care to greet someone that I'm not going to see ever again? Just tell them I went out or something.

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Why are there so many homosexuals on /jp/

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>>10327195
Thought that was an /a/ thing.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do realize that they're making fun of you in /ghost/, right?

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>>10327198
They're just ironically being gay.

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How do you collapse at the rib cage more? I am pretty flexible but I get to the point where I can't bend anything any more because my chest is in the way, if I try to bend anymore below chest then my penis starts to bend away from me and just into my chest and I can't reach it.

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>>10327195,1
>Real-/jp/ers

Am I witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?

[Anonymous No.]

I suddenly realized the other day that I have not gone to my backyard in over 2 months.

The trees are blooming.

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>>10327198
no contact with women for a long time and only talking to males over the internet and not having fathers to toughen us up has made grown to love cocks and >>10326877

[Anonymous No.]

MOOT MAKE A FUCKING GAY BOARD FOR THESE STUPID HOMOS

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>>10327174
Cute

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>>10327201

It doesn't seem that way.

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that he's replying to anonymous posts without his trip and then using it a few posts later proves that he's shitting up the thread by himself. It doesn't help his case that he's from /tg/ either.

[Anonymous No.]

check out all these sissyboys gaylords

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>>10326103
It helps if you got "diagnosed" in school already.
Which leads to the question, didn't you other NEETs have issues with school, like attendance? I often missed weeks because if social anxiety.

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>>10326712
I watched that movie with a friend. He kept messing with the volume throughout the whole thing. When the breathing came, he muted the movie.

It was the last movie I watched with him.

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>>10327198
I'm just pretending to be gay to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9932646

Someone please post this in this thread.

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>>10327217
I had perfect attendance. I never though of school as being a social situation, I just ignored everyone except the teacher and my work.

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>>10327209
o wait there is already one!

now he needs to do an Otaku Homo board so /jp/sies can discuss cocks without feeling threatened by big gay men

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>>10327223
> I never though of school as being a social situation, I just ignored everyone except the teacher and my work.

What the hell sort of school did you go to where that was possible?

I had to skip school and do all my work in the library because people wouldn't stop socialising with me.

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http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9932646

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>>10327213
How oblivious can these homos be?

Oblivious
Doko he yuku no
Tooku ni mieru ano shinkirou
Itsuka obie nagara
Futari no mirai wo utsushite

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>>10327192
No, I need to practice my kissing skills. It tonguey though, it was magical. I've never kissed anyone before so I can't even really know if it was right! It felt great though.

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>>10327217
I took off from school a lot but they didn't do anything about it because I was number 1 student.

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/v/ here

Is this a thread for nerds like me? awesome xD

#fuckschool #NEET4lyfe

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>>10327198

Japan has a very very lewd culture and /jp/ is of course infected by it. After some time you realize all the regular pron seems boring and you look at extreme things like shemales, futanari and stuff. Then you realize you are a pedo and stat to fap to lolis, then in your peregrinations on the internet you find that shota/trap doujin that is excellent and you start getting used to it until gay and pedo stuff don't seems strange to you anymore. Then you realize you don't only like but want to be the submissive little girl. Submissive little girls who like dicks want dicks. (and because we are extra lewd sometimes, do the dicking)

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>>10327231
I'm kind of worried about that with my boyfriend because I don't know what I would do, but I don't think it matters because I think it would still be nice just sharing that moment with him.

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>>10327224
/lg/ - Little Girls

>>10327231
Unless you are talented at this it must have sucked but I'm sure both of you enjoyed it thoroughly.

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>>10327239

who is this guy

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>>10327230
I'll never see that dick... forever wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does reddit get so much hate around here? It's a pretty great website for actual discussion, and there are much more tolerant people(no n-words or racism).

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>>10327249,1
your mom

*swoosh*

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>>10326013
the worst part of my day was reading this post

hidamari sketch isn't a straight comedy, you faglord. It's a slice of life with gags here and there, you watch it not to laugh, but to learn about the lives of 4 girls in an art school apartment

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>>10327230
Cool thanks.

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>>10327251
Wondering what?

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>>10327231
You remind me of my first kiss. Well, really second, since he kissed me quickly before that. But it was really nice and romantic and I was so afraid that I was doing everything wrong. It felt so amazing though.

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>>10327252
It's only good if you don't mind one post a week activity levels.

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This lady went a whole year without sex.

Could you, /jp/?

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>>10327252
kill yourself

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>>10327252

It's slow from what I've seen

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>>10327273
omg... so hardcore!!

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>>10327273
Did you think that was funny?

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>>10327249
We both enjoyed it it a lot! I still don't know if it was right. It was beautiful though :3. Have you ever wondered why people moan so much in porn, and thought it was exaggerated? It's not exaggerated at all.
>>10327246
Yeah I agree. It was a great moment~

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>>10327252

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[Anonymous No.]

Why are you NEETs so fucking gay?
You guys are the worst posters on this board, and do not belong here.

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>>10327252,1
touché

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>>10327315
>>10327315
NO BULLY (;;>_<;;)

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>>10327315,1
Just like your dad touchés you.

*swish*

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>>10327315
You don't belong here, bully!! Only cute nice gays belong here. :<

[Anonymous No.]

Is this anti-gay troll the same dork who tried to force the anti-Finn thing a year ago?

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>>10327303
Oh god what happened to your finger did it hurt

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>>10327315
I am NEET and have developed a theory that lonely people become faggots out of desperation because they consider men easier to get than women.

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>>10327328
Homosexuals have never belonged on /jp/.

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>>10327336
This is absolutely correct, I can confirm with my own experience.

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>>10327328
Check out this faggot

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>>10327328
fiins and gays are suck, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no qt mom

[Anonymous No.]

fag status = owned

thank you NSJ

[Anonymous No.]

baleeted

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327370,1
Daily reminder that Tokiko didn't create the NSJ meme. I did.

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>>10327328
I bet you are finnish and a fag as well

Get wrecked homoboy

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>>10327370,3
actually it was me

[Anonymous No.]

I deleted it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327370,6
You did well. Now remake the thread.

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>>10327328
how can you even be pro-finn when they have raided the board many times you gaylord

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>>10327370,7
Please no kudasai

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>>10327370,8
Any true tru /jp/sie approves of this shit board being raided.

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>>10327370,10
/jp/sie sounds gay

I prefer being call a /jp/er

[Anonymous No.]

I found one word with "jp" in it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajpramukh

From henceforth, we shall be known as Ra/jp/ramukhs.

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>>10327370,12
Not sugoi, I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

slay the gay