/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So I just bought one of these today, and are you telling me
I paid $15 to use one of these and expected to throw it away?
I ask you as the tenga masters, is this shit worth it or is there a better way?

[Anonymous No.]

You can use it until it's physically incapable of being used anymore.

There are much more durable alternatives, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Get a flip you tard
mines lasted like a year and I use it daily or more

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>>10323865
flip cost quite a bit don't they? and today was a taste, but seeing how my jizz melted a hole into it, I'm not very amused.

[Anonymous No.]

I would always just jizz in mine and then turn it inside out and rub it on a jizzrag and let it dry

I don't think ive ever had one break. I've never used lube either.

Normal tengas I use for multiple months and never wash them since its pretty imposible. I will use them, then shove a rag into them and shake it hoping the rag gets all the jizz soaked up into it, but they still start to stink my dick up pretty bad after a few weeks after using them. Seriously that smell is terrible.

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>>10323875
Do you have extremely acidic semen or what?

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>>10323875
They're like $70 but that's like twenty cents a fap by the time you wear it out and they're the best faps of your life.

Unless your time is worth much less than your money, you could get a disposable one and baby the shit out of it and spend 10 times longer cleaning it and make it last half as long.

But if you want to treat it like a rented mule and have it come back for more and be able to wash it out quick i'd go for a flip.

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>>10323884
well no but I assume by stretching it and blowing a load at the tip made the rubber thin and...look I just don't want to pay another $15 for a mediocre experience.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try the deep throat model since I have a thing for blowjobs, but hearing that these are one time use, should I bother or just jump onto the flip or 3D?

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>>10323916
go for the flip

All the one use cups are modeled after female body parts. Naturally evolved disgusting pig holes if you ask me. The flips were made by top scientists and engineers to make your penis happy.

Although the one time cups are loud as shit and all the slurping gets me off. Other than that though, flip wins. Flip also wins for being silent so you can fap when not alone.

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>>10323883
doesn't the texture feel bad if you use it without lube? I'd imagine it'd stick to your skin

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>>10323940
that's why you use your semen as lube dummy.

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>>10323940
it really doesnt feel bad. Because it sticks it forms a dry vacuum, and you simply keep it on your dick while you are looking at porn and let your natural precum take over and do all the lubricating for you. Because its just natural precum, you dont have to buy expensive lube, or worry about the stuff they put in lubes that make it smell sweet or feel so sticky its hard to clean out. If you used lube, I imagine it would not get as clean after simply rubbing the toy dry.

[Anonymous No.]

super interesting I'll be watching this thread and hope to get some expert advise from you while I sleep.

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>>10323931
>Naturally evolved disgusting pig holes if you ask me

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>>10323961
>let your natural precum take over and do all the lubricating for you
You're lucky, I don't get any precum.

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>>10323931
the flip is the loudest i've ever heard though.

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>>10323931

I bought a flip and my penis was too big so I had to throw it in the trash. What can I use?

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>>10324087
Let me guess, you're circumcised.

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>>10327074

use THIS

*opens up ass*

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>>10327110

pls be in london

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>>10327064
that's weird, ya using some strange lube? or maybe i'm using the strange lube.

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>>10327074
Which flip? White flip is about the biggest one they make. Fleshlight is your only option.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being fuckin weebs buying Tenga, and buy a fleshlight for the same price which also holds forever as long as you take care of it.

Get the STU model or something like it and it's more than enough tight.

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>>10327117
Yea but I'm a girl though.

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>>10327132

I also tried the US cup which is supposed to be largest sized cup and I couldn't fit it all the way in. It was also rather tight. I guess a fleshlight is my only option

>>10327155

let's fug

[Anonymous No.]

How big is the tenga flip hole? Good for cute small dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>The Ultra Size has an canal diameter of 0.75 inches un-stretched and an internal length of 6.25 inches meaning that it is perfect for men of a larger size

Isn't that a fairly average size?

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>>10327242

Yes. If you're any bigger than average then it's okay but it certainly isn't "perfect" as you won't fit everything inside

[Anonymous No.]

seconding recommendation on flip

just used my black a few minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>10324087
Try this.

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>>10327103
Not the same guy, but I'm not circumcised, yet I still don't generate any precum.
It varies between dicks, it has nothing to do with circumcision.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

The eggs are pretty weak. I bought 5 and ended selling them.

They'll resist about 10 sessions if you're not too rough, but you can notice the material getting stretched from the first use. And the lube comes in a small sachet, so you can't save it for later.

And about the flip holes, I have only tried the silver one, as most reviewers agreed that it was superior in design than the original and wasn't as tight as the black one.

Also keep in mind that if your penis is over 16cm long, your dick won't fit all the way in.

And make sure to dilute the lube before using, they're too damn viscous. And beware of the WILD one, this seems to be mentholated.
God bless top scientists and penis engineers.

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>>10327390
>I bought 5 and ended selling them.

You used them beforehand?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>10327431
Sorry, I bought 6, tested one and sold the remaining 5.

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>>10327390
>I bought 5 and ended selling them.
Jesus christ, that's seriously fucking gross man.

I don't even want to know who buys used onaholes

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>>10327458
You're posting with those people right now.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>10327458
I would't mind buying used sex toys from /jp/. Guaranteed std free and the smell of their semen must be delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWW

Yuck. I'd just use my hand and kleenex. You can't ever get splooge 100% off of anything and stale spooge is even less safe for yourself than fresh (think about it a sec). And the only reason fresh isn't dangerous is it's your own brand so you won't catch preggers or aids off it unless you're a hermaphrodite or already have the virus.

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>>10327553
What the hell are you even talking about?

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>>10327584
It's true, I'm extremely flexible and often turn myself intoa human pretzel. One night I tried it while horny and one thing led to another, long story short I gave myself AIDS

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>>10327736
I want a Charlotte onahole

[Anonymous No.]

sex toy fucktards confirmed for stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>10328354
but why though

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>>10327848
The shape would make more sense for a dildo though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10328426
It could be both, just put a vag in the end of the dildo and bam.

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>>10327132
That's complete bullshit.
Tenga flip hole white felt too tight, was really bulky, made a lot of noise (the entrance got fucked up after some time), I ended up throwing it away. It's not as praiseworthy as people say.
>>10327390
That's bullshit, unless you go berserk on them.
>>10323916
Deepthroat is their best cup anyway, the rest are kinda meh.
>>10327153
I'll try fleshlight once they stop being half as good as onahole for twice the price.

[Anonymous No.]

As for recomendation the usual:
High end:
- Anything from tomax; roll with either succubus, lilith or venus, depending of what you want. Just don't pick the wrong firmness/structure, some are very stimulating. (lilith spiral wave even soft might be too much for you, in a good way but can be a problem). Turnable inside-out for easy washing, extremely durable
-The kashin line by rends, get it from nls because it's half the price there; ver 3, 5 and 6 are good. Remember that once you get it, you will need to wash the inside to get the residue out, but once that is done it's pretty good. Turnable inside-out for easy washing, extremely durable
-Meiki series : I'd recomend meiki ZXY or meiki experienced. both the boxes are red; frankly any meiki should be good enough.
Most are dual layered and the material is soft, they will require extra care.
- If you like loli, get the girl in the box. However insertable lengh is only 13cm, but it's worth it. Half the price of a meiki, just as good loli equivalent.
Mid range:
- wet meiki monster: the external structure might not look appealing, but the difference of thickness also means difference of pressure on your dick. Stretchy, durable, turnable inside out for washing.
- sujiman: perfect for loli lover. Tunnel lengh is short, though.
- おさないひなの★くちまんこ（送料無料サービス中） : a very good blowjob onahole, easy to wash and dry because spacious; a bit noisy, though. Comes with spit lube.
- neko mii nyan: very stimulating type of hole.
- tsurupetta: a small but very good loli hole. It's very small(10cm), but very good. I recomend the soft version.

All the onahole listed are super good, and have a good lifespan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329400

As for the firmness, here is how it goes: if you use it by hand, the softer the better. If you use it with a pillow, wrapped in a towel, on an onahole stand, or in a love doll, normal texture is good.
Keep in mind that softer means it's easier for your dick to piece through it if the lengh is too short. However, harder texture will not stop this, it will just make the process slower. The only way to stop this is to get really hard materials, or something with a thick outter layer like the seventeen.
And for usage by hand, I find that thicker onahole are better than really thin ones. Better pressure, and more durable too. Nothing screams low quality more than a thin onahole, very prone to weakspot too.

Of course if you go all the way, you will pierce any loli hole, unless you are japanese sized (average lengh: 11.5cm; source:japanese onahole website) But the part that feels the best is the first third of the head, and first half of the under shaft. I know, the base feels good too, and being balls deep is supper good, but think of the children, and don't pierce their innards, please.

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>>10329400
You seem knowledgeable.

Where do you fall on the whole tenga thing.

Half this thread bashes them and the other half praises them like no tomorrow. Witch is real?

[Anonymous No.]

Also, a heads up for the daki humpers.
http://www.gpro.jp/works/gpro/gpro004.html

The spot in the torso can hold a standard 2 litter bottle (to add weigh to the thing) and the 30cm long slit is to insert onahole. Since it's less large (34 cm instead of 48) that would mean the daki cover would fold on itself to accept the onahole.

Just put the daki cover over this, instead of using the daki stuffing, and it's go time.

Not sold by nls yet, but hotpowers.jp sells it, and they ship internationally (they use EMS but label the goods as "pillows" worth 1000JPY so no taxes) If you intend to get one of their original hole, this might be good to pick up with.
You will have to fight the way through their form with japanese and put your adress in the comment section, but this is described in their Q&A (japanese slang for FAQ)

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>>10329409
Well it's not that bad, but tenga isn't something good, it's just decent. If you want a durable first onahole, that is easy to use and easy to wash, but a bit of a pain to use and somewhat limited: can't insert in a doll, hard outter shell, noisy, cost/performance low, bulky, demands higher than average quantity of lube.
People just use it for the same reason people use windows, it's easy to use so they put up with the drawbacks.
While it's not as shitty as windows, I definitely would prefer a succubus( under 2000 JPY) over a tenga (over 4500JPY) any day.

At least it's easy to wash, because if it wasn't it would be pure trash.

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>>10329409
Not him, but Tenga is like the McDonalds of the onahole industry.

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>>10329433
Which onahole is FreeBSD?

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>>10329443
The Lilith line by tomax.
Debian would be the kashin serie by rends.
Apple would be tama toys.

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>>10329424
How the fuck is that thing supposed to work?

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>>10331659
Do you have a brain malfuction or simply a reading impairment?

[Anonymous No.]

Is a tenga flip hole better than a fleshlight?

I mean its easier to clean coz you can open it, but does it also feel better?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is hilarious!

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>>10327318
Do you actually fit the huge black one into your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are nuts, do you even realize it's a piece of latex?

[Anonymous No.]

Onaholes and anal play, but does /jp/ autofellate?

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>>10332175
get a load of this guy

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>>10332230
I sure wish I could be that flexible, I tried once and was just able to touch the tip with a lot of effort.

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>>10332268
Maybe you should do some yoga.

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>>10329400
>lilith spiral wave even soft might be too much for you
Challenge accepted.

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>>10332230
I used to but its not that great. tongue ends up on the wrong side for anything good.. I guess I could have used the roof of my mouth but nowadays I'm not able to do it anymore.
Guess I can retrain myself in a month....

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>>10332230
I can fit about half, but it just doesn't feel good when you're fucking destroying your back to do it. Also I wish I could do it all the way.

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>>10329400
The first one hole I'm going to buy is a spiral wave soft. I want to become a slave to succubus ona hole.

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>>10332644
If I were your bf, I'd take you all the way down. Just saying.

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>>10331959
not having tried a fleshlight I can't say, but fleshlights are modeled after real vaginas, and tengas are made for maximum pleasure.

I don't think the experience is comparable. It's like comparing a 60 ton masterfully engineered modern battle tank to a human vagina.

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>>10332732
y-you too

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>>10332644
>>10332732
Oh my...

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>>10332784
What a retarded comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332784
Fleshlights have a crapload of textures. The only FL texture that tries to mimic the feel of a real vagina is the lotus one.

[Anonymous No.]

Ew, and you say we at /cgl/ are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334843
?
A fleshlight?

Its a toy for masturbation. Its nothing like having sex with 5 pimply weebs in a cheap motel room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334843
You are disgusting, stupidly vain too.
Go back to your Aristocrat orgies and petty gossip.
>>>/cgl/

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>>10329424
>http://www.gpro.jp/works/gpro/gpro004.html

Looking interesting, too bad the official cover is like 10k yen in addition to the 2.4k for the pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I see it in person, the girl in the box really reminds me of a raw chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

anal people fuck off to >>>/hm/soc/r9k/gaygamer/gaydar/anywherebuthere/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327318
H-how do those things even fit? They look monstrously large, almost to a comical point!

And what're those syringes for?

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>>10335798
Nobody said you HAD to use the official cover.

>>10335831
Your chicken must be really small. Raw quail ready to be roaste? yeah certainly look somewhat similar.
Better than fucking raw quail, though.

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>>10338647
Yup, well aware. It looks nice though, so I would like to use it.

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>>10338647
Yeah.. more like a quail. There's something slightly horrifying about the whole thing. Especially those little arms. Maybe that heightens the excitement when you're fucking it. My dick is on vacation this month so I don't know yet.

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>>10339001
a 2 way tricot price is around that, though.

>>10339055
>There's something slightly horrifying about the whole thing
The fact that it's a disembodied body might play its part.
>Especially those little arms
I like them, though, they're in the box armtie position, the most common way arms are bound in shibari.
>My dick is on vacation this month so I don't know yet.
Why do you hate life?

[Anonymous No.]

http://en-nls.com/pict1-33356?c2=9999

I want this badly. No homo I'm a grail.

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>>10323901
Oh well the eggs are pretty shit actually.
I don't know how they sold any.
Get a real onahole and it'll be better

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>>10327155
Ew
No thanks.

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>>10327167
How is having a (virgin) 20cm penis treating you Mumbassa?

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>>10339350
>Why do you hate life?
I take a week break before using something for the first time anyway. This time I wanted to do something new and go on a little psychological adventure.

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>>10336952
the syringes are for making the tubed ones shoot cumlube

a lot of people can fit the large toys (see also toypics site)

[Anonymous No.]

why don't you just get laid nerds it's not even hard

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>>10340099
So what are you doing here, not getting laid ?

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>>10339676
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-33356?c2=9999
Um... damn, never thought I'd see a shota-sized dildo.

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>>10340054
That isn't really needed. I had ahegao level of orgasm while having fapped 3 times the day before.

I also tried actively to suffer from what "deathgrip syndrome" shit by masturbating 3 time consecutively using as much pressure as I could.
It's placebo shit. Psychosomatic bullshit.
An excuse for (mostly old) men with neurosis and stress.

[Anonymous No.]

yo guys are all sick bastard, if ya wnna get it off, use ya hand. wtf, like srsly

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340409
srs pls u k j g k ?

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>>10340377
It's fun to do. I don't know why you're all wound up about it.
After 2 or 3 days it's all the same though. The rest is just the strange reward of self deprivation.

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>>10327155

Let's date. I already know your IP and I'm tracking you further.

What you say? Let's meet.

I want to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

u nerd