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10304069 No.10304069 [Reply] [Original]

Do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife, to live in the holy estate of matrimony?

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>> No.10304080

Fuck no, look at how old she is.

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>> No.10304082

yukari pls

>> No.10304087

I love Yukari but I don't know if getting married to her would do both of us any good. I'm just a weak, sickly human. I can't even produce her any children, or do any housework. I'm not even that smart. I'd most likely bore her and be a burden, or tire out and break down completely from trying to be useful in some way.

>> No.10304091

She can fix all your problems because boundaries.

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Yukari is one of the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo, if not the most

She can bend the fabric of reality itself and in her insane lifespan she's experienced more than you could ever imagine. She is more or less a goddess.

Your assumption that lady Yukari has any need for "marriage" and other pathetic human inventions is misguided

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>> No.10304131

I do.

>> No.10304134
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just look at that beta faggot

>> No.10304133

If I say no would she manipulate boundaries to make it yes?

>> No.10304135

Maybe she doesn't need, but she could want it, sperglord.
She can do whatever the fuck she wants

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Yukari is a little too much for me.

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Not likely. But sure okay.

>> No.10304194

I don't know about marriage, but I think trying to kill her would be exciting.

>> No.10304208

>to live in the holy estate of matrimony?
I read that as matriarchy and now I'm terrified

>> No.10304214

Now I'm aroused.

>> No.10304234


Uhhh, no. Look at all the men she's gapped and fucked. Think of all the STD's you'll get from sleeping with her!

>> No.10304248

The only STD you'll be getting is love.

>> No.10304251

I'm not man enough for a woman like Yukari

>> No.10304297

That picture makes it so tempting...but...do I love Yukari? I don't think so...

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Sorry, no. My heart belongs to another.
Always and forever.

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You're a good person anon. Never leave her side.