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Why is Alice so loved even though she's the embodiment of the "Gaijin" behaviour and looks?
alice is a nice girl
your mom is the embodiment of "my dick" and its penetration of the anus
Because Japan loves America and Alice is canon American touhou
ｒａｂｕ ｒａｂｕ ａｒｉｓｕ！
All I know is that Alice is super cute!
>>10303187what makes you think that. oh no, i know. you are american. it's all about me. right?
Playing cards with Alice!
>>10303192No it's about me
>>10303198yup yup
>>10303187She's totally British not American.
>>10303202Brits are just non-free Americans
Waking up with Alice!
>>10303194I don't get it
>no she's american!>no she's british!man pitty we dont have some sort of touhou themed wiki that would tell us if she were brit or not hmm OH WAIT WE DO http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Alice_Margatroidi see nothing here about her being from outside gensokyo
>>10303187>Japan loves Americapfff stop deluding yourself.
alice is lovely
>>10303187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtQLp9bR9-k
>>10303218>>>/v/
>>10303218hey faggotstop being a terrible poster
>>10303221>>10303225did i hit a nerve
>>10303229thats marisa not alice
Alice is not loved in Japan. Momiji is #1 there.
>>10303237bullshit
Why does this place suck so much
When Alice died and became a spirit, she gained extreme magical power that drove her insane. Alice was used to scare Human children into behaving, or else Alice would visit them at night and kill them so that she may become "friends" with them.
>>10303232that's clearly reimu
>>10303250in grimdark gensokyo there is only murder
i'd be alice's "friend"
>>10303252I wish I could draw weird chubby Touhou porn and then hang out with ZUN.
>alice
>>10303229oh hey here's the one I was going for
Alice is either french, romanian or portuguese.
Short haired blonde with big boobs are my ideal type.
>>10303210Alice is really, really easy to read...but you fall for her really obvious trick on purpose to make her happy.
>>10304371Margatroid seems pretty italian.
>>10303177>Alice is so loved because she's the embodiment of the "Gaijin" behaviour and looks.It's the same with every Japanese piece of media. People fall head over heels for the blondest, most outgoing, most "western" character.
>>10304991>Alice>most outgoingare u havin a giggle ther m8
>>10304991But Alice isn't outgoing.
>>10303187>>10303202>The Doll Maker of BucurestiIn the canon she is from Romania
>>10304998>>10304997Next you'll tell me she doesn't have huge breasts or isn't tsundere towards Reimu!
>>10303211she wouldn't be since she is younger than the barrier.It would be her parents that were from outside Japan. Maybe her grandparents.Lots of missionaries and "orientalist" scholars visited Japan in the late 19th century. Due to the length of the trip by liner their stays were usually a couple years at a time.
>>10305003By way of England, like the Scarlett sisters.
>>10304371But none of those countries are white.
alice is cute
Holy shit, look at her! Those gloves, those thighighs! That pink bra and cleavage just barely peeking out! Alice has never looked sexier!
I'd like to spend a day under her skirt, even if she uses me as a grenade.
>>10306323Why are tennis outfits so sexy?
>>10304998Compared to the rest of the 2hus who aren't Marisa, she's a social butterfly.
>>10306339Best fashion sense of Gensokyo.
>>10306348
"Puppeteer" is a nice word but I don't want to do nice things with Alice...
Alice has very unique gameplay and she is a lot of fun to play!
>>10306377Oh? Do tell.
I want to turn into a doll for Alice
>>10306389I want to turn Alice into a doll.
>>10306386Well, first I'd undress her dolls. Then we would get all messy preparing a cake. Finally, I'd get a bit of strong rope and a few thick wooden sticks and build a puppet theater for her.
>>10306418The last part sounds like it would be quite the experience.
>>10306392Looking kinda yandere there, Alice. This might get dangerous...
>>10306450Prostate health is important.
>>10306395But she already is a doll!
>>10306418None of those things sound not nice. Stop beating around the bush and spill the beans, anon!
>>10306458She can move on her own and act on her thoughts and doesn't have an owner or anything like that. Doesn't sound like a doll to me.
>>10306463Undressing her dolls is bad. Also the later two would leave her house all dirty. He is up to no good
>>10304963cute!
I wonder what Alice's tea tastes like?
>>10306472Not literally, you silly goose.Maybe.
>>10306501What's wrong with her
>>10306506She saw Marisa getting too close to another girl.
>>10306504Well, then. I've got work to do.
Alice is the most beautiful
I hate Alice so fucking much. So fucking much. And all of you as well!
>>10306526Well I hate you too you big idiot!
>>10306395Who would want that?
I wanna take Alice on a hit air balloon ride and ask her to marry me. And when she says n-n-no, I'll toss her ass out.
>>10306551But what if she says y-y-es?
>>10306551But she can fly.
>>10306551RIP in peace alice
>>10306559I haven't gotten that far yet
>>10306526Now look at what you've done, you jerkbutt!
>>10306565Truth.
oh you're in trouble now
PC-98 Alice the cutest.
>>10306591I saw everything!
this is my best doll pic.that's all. thanks for reading.
>>10306605
nekomimi alice
biker alice
Tied up Alice makes me hard. The sexy puppeteer becomes the sexy puppet.
>>10306643It's weird how ZUN has completely forgotten about Medicine Melancholy, but I guess he has some axe to grind about religion now.
>>10306684
beach alice
>>10306689There, much better.I don't appreciate my puppets trying to scare me, Alice. Where do you want it first?
No, Moot, this picture isn't a stupid virus.
>>10306761Has there been a lewd version of gullivers travels yet?
earnest nice pretty and easily embarrassed
alice has a nice rectum
>>10306785Why does Mokou only have a gameboy? I would buy her a 3ds and we could play games together.
>>10306785Reisen has no ass.
>>10306798Being a hobo in the woods doesn't really get you a lot of money.
>>10306798She's a poor and Kaguya a shit.>not buying your poor bff a 3ds Shame on her!
>>10306813>>10306809I feel sad for her now though ;_;
>>10306801Stupid bunny not even good for sex appeal.
>>10306785What is Eirin's problem?
oh hi i upgraded your rabbit
>>10306761>cam't tell if masturbation or rape.Glad you asked.If you consider that her dolls act like golems, that can't think, have no conciousness but can only execute tasts once ordered to. Now let's imagine she found a way to make one order uncancelable.And now let's imagine that order is "tie me down and rape me for 5 hours"That's closer to self-bondage than masturbation or rape in many aspects, but it's closer to a combination of all three. Whatever it is, it's incredibly hot and one of my most prominent fetish.
>>10306835nothing that can't be solved with pharmaceuticals
>>10306835Probably boob envy of the Moriya slut.
>>10306880Please don't be so mean.
Relationship with Alice...
>>10306853I see.
>>10306853I like this idea. I especially like the idea of Alice giving this order for a short amount of time or by accident, but screwing up the spellwork and makes it both uncancelable and without a time limit.So! After five hours, an exhausted but satisfied Alice looks at the clock and smiles...then steadily starts to panic as the "rape" continues. The look on her face as she realizes what's happened would be priceless.
>>10306917Voodoo?
>>10306932Fumo.
>>10306932Hoodoo?
>>10306932Santeria
I want Alice to mindrape me into oblivion.
Hourly reminder that Reimu is a bitch.
Could someone post the response image of Alice crying because there are no replies? it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
>>10303211I want to make love with that picture
>>10307501This one?
>>10307539yes. thank you so much.
With that behavior, name, & look, she is a German.
>>10307537>there is no repliesThere are no replies. Fixed.
>>10307600Looks like you forgot your image mate.
Sweet image dump, friends.
>>10303177Because every otaku wants to fuck a hot blonde white girl.
>>10305003Why would a Romanian family buy a house in Japan over a 100 years ago?
>>10308756Who doesn't want to fuck a hot blonde white girl?
sex with alice!
Alice really needs to do something about her addictions. Being a junkie is bad!
>>10304963>Buckley'sBuckley's what?
shittiest touhou, no doubt, purely ripped off from disney.
>>10308803Your mom is ripped off from disney,
>>10308806mad that you wasted hours of your time typing in captchas and dumping shitty touhou pics?u mad?u mad
Anybody who didn't answer /b/ is an idiot. The Alice threads on /b/.
>thinking that Alice in Wonderland was created by Disney.
>>10308810> typing in captchassomething something ityool 2013
>>10308772To be honest, blonde is kind of a turnoff for me. Brunettes, blackhairs, and redheads are all way sexier. Although in fairness, that may be because 95% of the blondes I see are dirty-blondes, obvious dye jobs, or that stupid shit where they only dye a few locks of hair with the rest being blonde or something like that
>>10308857Oh shit! Someone like that actually exist?
>>10303177Because everybody loves Alice in Wonderland.
>>10306787Is your fetish anal?
>>10306887
>>10307018I want the reverse but without her enjoying it.
Alice thread!I know what I'm fapping to later!
>>10308712
>>10308776This is my favorite pairing.
>>10313386That's a much better version, thanks.
I can't get over how cute Alice is!
>>10313386I'm sexually attracted to this.
>>10319459weird....
>>10319465Creepy eyes are pretty hot, would stare into while my soul is obliterated.
>>10308772Me, for instance. Little brown girls only please.
>>10313388great taste
For me it's the black legwear, i just can't hold it when i watch her with them
>>10319559
>>10319559>dark-haired AliceNo way no way no no no way
>>10319574>slut alicestop it
>>10319623Do you prefer soul-scorching monster Alice?I know I do. ;_;
>>10319623lol no
>>10319623It's not slutty if it's with someone you love!
>>10319657hy would you need the condom in that case?
>>10319667So she doesn't get pregnant you stupid fuck, they're clearly not ready for kids.
>>10319687>yfw she NTR's you with a giant hornet and get pregnant
Because she is the bondage queen.
>>10319786oh god, my dick
>>10319786Do you have the original? Without oh so spooky little girl?
>>10319786GJ, I was wondering why faggot mods deleted the hornet pic but not that one
>>10319925Sure pal.>>10319965Because increasing your heart rate once in a while is healthy.
>>10319976But I like to be creeped out while I fap...
>>10319976Do you have the other original? Without the 2hus in bondage?
Freak accidents with Alice!
>>10313366indeed
>>10320003not with that shitty creepypasta again
>>10319976Thank you so much.