/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

An old Japanese myth says that if two star-crossed lovers commit dual suicide, they get reincarnated as twins.

[Anonymous No.]

An old Uzbek myth says shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

That sounds unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

An old myth says that nothing is magical and everything is boring and you should suck my cock, dude, and resign yourself to the idea that there is nothing that breaks the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301238
>>10301247
But isn't that lovely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301273

What's lovely about suicide?

[Anonymous No.]

star-crossed?
What does that mean?
Distance relationships?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301278
What could be more romantic than killing yourself for the person you love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301247
Why do you have to be so cynical

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301293

giving them a flowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301293
Don't kill yourself for me! I don't want that..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301310
You can't tell me what to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301232
An old internet myth says that OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301293
sharing your life with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301344

true, that is a myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301354
If you share your lives together theres always a chance that you will grow tired of each other and divorce or break up.
But death is the ultimate sacrifice, and you can hope that you can stay forever together in afterlife

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301354
Why not share death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301386
>>10301374
I always told my exboyfriend that I one day dreamed of us killing ourselves together. Holding hands and driving off a cliff, having a last meal and drink cyanide in a drink. Something to that effect, he didn't like it at all, ah well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301452
Why are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301492
I'm bisexual, I just have brain problems. Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301492
Why do you have to assume that everyone here is male? I think it's common knowledge that the majority of /jp/ users are girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd kill myself with my best buddy only if its a must, seppuku style rather then rottening away with old age.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if the two star-crossed lovers are biological siblings and twins?

[Anonymous No.]

Japs just love suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>10301232
Why twins? Isn't marrying your biological twin illegal in Japan too like all other Western countries?

>>10303699
Die with them in battle with your sacrifice spun as honourable either way. Get flown home with a flag draped on top. Too bad the military doesn't recognize 2D waifus as spouses eligible to receive all your death benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10305621
That's why it represents star-crossed lovers. True love that oppressed by social circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

An old Japanese myth says that if ur mum suks my cok, u get fuken wrekt LOL.

[Anonymous No.]

An old myth says that the Universe is incredibly boring and harsh and there's a set line of rules that everything has to follow.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a star crossed lover to commit suicide with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10303393

lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>10305697

I wish I had a lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10305706
Don't be so greedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no star-crossed lover to commit mutual suicide with

But seriously OP that shits retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

I think this myth was propagated by ancient NEETs to trick stupid normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10305738
An ancient NEET tale passed down through the ages . . .